Welcome saldana

[Lathum]

My best friend just joined the board, everyone give him a warm welcome!

[MikeVic]

Welcome saltana.

[gottimd]

Welcome Santana.

[Raven]

Welcome Satan

[Marmel]

Welcome Madonna

[korme]

Welcome Sal & Dana

[heybrad]

As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a Laurel

http://www.amoredraperyhardware.com/Laurel_Wreath_8039.jpg

and Hardy handshake.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Welcome Saltine.

[sovereignstar]

I'll give you 20 dollars to kill your friend, Mr. sandana..

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Welcome Soldonia. I trust that Lathum did inform you this board is clothing optional.

[saldana]

thanks for the warm reception guys, and thanks for all the amusing variants on my login....i particularly like the satan and madonna spoofs....many lol's

[JeeberD]

As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a Laurel

http://www.amoredraperyhardware.com/Laurel_Wreath_8039.jpg

and Hardy handshake.

Mmmm...Hardee's Milkshake

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8415/hardees5mo.jpg

[rkmsuf]

welcome saladhead

[Kodos]

Welcome salamander!

[Raiders Army]

Welcome saldana, Lakum's best friend.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I just found this thread, and realized something...

saldana's a guy?!?

[timmae]

saldana's a guy?!?


What you say?

[Desnudo]

santana is gay?

[Blade6119]

Ewww, Lathum...

[dubb93]

VOTE SALDANA

[Lorena]

I just found this thread, and realized something...

saldana's a guy?!?

Pump, this thread is like a year and a half old. Out of curiousity, how did you come across it?

Saldana is a guy:

http://richandcindy.com/southpark.jpg

[Pumpy Tudors]

Pump, this thread is like a year and a half old. Out of curiousity, how did you come across it?

Saldana is a guy:

http://richandcindy.com/southpark.jpg
I was looking for pics of hot girls, and I figured that saldana was probably pretty hot, so I found her -- I mean his -- official welcome.

[bulletsponge]

I was looking for pics of hot girls, and I figured that saldana was probably pretty hot, so I found her -- I mean his -- official welcome.

search for Kathy Griffith next time Pumpy

[Antmeister]

Welcome back saldana, you drooling, beer guzzling, flat-top, hot female. :D

[Lathum]

very, very, strange

[Kodos]

Welcome, Sal's Grandma!

[saldana]

I just found this thread, and realized something...

saldana's a guy?!?

I am gonna drive across the state and beat the crap out of you soon :)

[Pumpy Tudors]

I am gonna drive across the state and beat the crap out of you soon :)
That would be a much more appetizing thought if you were still a chick. :(

[BYU 14]

I had Salmonella once....

[Draft Dodger]

I am gonna drive across the state and beat the crap out of you soon :)

do you get a roughing the kicker penalty for that?

[Kodos]

Welcome, Salad Shaker.

[Butter]

Welcome, Roseanne Roseannadanna.

[st.cronin]

Welcome to the board Sal Maglie!

[rkmsuf]

Welcome, Salmadonna.

[Desnudo]

bienvenido, saldana

[BigDPW]

Welcome aboard!

[Cork]

Wilkommen Saldana!

-Cork

[Pumpy Tudors]

Hahahaha, this is great.

[Lathum]

Hahahaha, this is great.

I am so close to deleting this thread.

[Franklinnoble]

http://www.ornament-shop.com/pic/90/qx4773.jpg

[Pumpy Tudors]

I am so close to deleting this thread.
At least check with saldana and see what, um, "he" thinks first.

[Kodos]

Welcome, Salmon Rushdie.

[Oilers9911]

Welcome to the board SaranWrap

[rkmsuf]

toss your saldana

[Pumpy Tudors]

do you get a roughing the kicker penalty for that?
Sadly, I just got this reference, over 24 hours after you posted it.

gg draft dodger

[Desnudo]

welcome, LumpyTumors

[Pumpy Tudors]

omg how did i get involved

[st.cronin]

Welcome to the board, Jeff Tudor!

[korme]

welcome desperado

[WheelsVT]

Santana's a member here?

[Kodos]

Welcome, stall donor!

[SnDvls]

I was reading this thread the other day...that's funny it got bumped again

[Pumpy Tudors]

Welcome Shawnee Smith!

[rkmsuf]

is that chick saldana even still here?

[KWhit]

Nah, I think we drove her off. We always do that to the hot chicks.

[Lathum]

why why why why why why why why why why why

[MikeVic]

why why why why why why why why why why why

why spiderman red and blue?

[Pumpy Tudors]

what better ms. saldana or mrs. saldana

thanks

[Lathum]

what better ms. saldana or mrs. saldana

thanks

mrs.

he is married with a new born and a 2 year old. Hence his infrequent visits.

[MikeVic]

mrs.

he is married with a new born and a 2 year old. Hence his infrequent visits.

Hot lesbian marriage. Yum.

[Lorena]

why why why why why why why why why why why

what better ms. saldana or mrs. saldana

thanks

Oh gosh. I was reading this thread when Antmeister called and said he was coming home early. I meant to ask him why and I said "what better"... oh man, I haven't even started drinking yet.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Oh gosh. I was reading this thread when Antmeister called and said he was coming home early. I meant to ask him why and I said "what better"... oh man, I haven't even started drinking yet.
That's hot.

[MikeVic]

Oh gosh. I was reading this thread when Antmeister called and said he was coming home early. I meant to ask him why and I said "what better"... oh man, I haven't even started drinking yet.

That's awesome.

[st.cronin]

this thread is a hidden gem

[saldana]

i friggin hate all of you. ;)

[Lorena]

i friggin hate all of you. ;)

But we love you Hannah Montana!

[KWhit]

i friggin hate all of you. ;)

You're cute when you're angry.

[Kodos]

Welcome, Shaun Alexander!

[Lorena]

You're cute when you're angry.

Isn't he? I had the urge of pinching his cheeks with a click of my mouse.

[KWhit]

Isn't he? I had the urge of pinching his cheeks with a click of my mouse.

I think you have Saldana confused with someone else.

[Lathum]

This thread is the Freddy Krueger of FOFC, just when you think it's dead it comes back.

[ntndeacon]

does that mean soon we will have the post about saldana's dream warriors?

[st.cronin]

Welcome Heather Langenkamp?

[gottimd]

Who ordered the cole slaw?

[Izulde]

But we love you Hannah Montana!

I actually watched an episode of that the other day.

[duckman]

Welcome swordfish!

[MizzouRah]

I'm still laughing at LumpyTumors.

[st.cronin]

Welcome swordfish!

Hello Halle Berry.

[Lorena]

Welcome sultana

[MikeVic]

Welcome sultry anna

[Pumpy Tudors]

Welcome Sheila E

[Lathum]

WTF?

[Northwood_DK]

Welcome to New York Santana.

Or

Welcome to Hollywood saldana.

[duckman]

Welcome saltine!

[Pumpy Tudors]

Welcome Sally Struthers

[Lathum]

This is an approprite bump since saldana and saldana's significan other are on their way down for the weekend

[Lorena]

This is an approprite bump since saldana and saldana's significan other are on their way down for the weekend

It's a compliment, he was on my mind ;)

[MikeVic]

Welcome saltine!

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=869996&postcount=8

[Pumpy Tudors]

This is an approprite bump since saldana and saldana's significan other are on their way down for the weekend
Two chicks, one dick, huh? Have fun!

[MikeVic]

It's a compliment, he was on my mind ;)

:confused:

[MJ4H]

welcome to the board general santa anna

[Captain2711]

Welcome Tito Santana. Ariba!!!

[st.cronin]

Welcome Donte' Stallworth.

[SteveMax58]

As this thread started before I joined the board...I'd just like to say welcome to Sal Paolantonio as well.

[oliegirl]

Not sure I've ever seen this thread...but I'd like to extend a huge welcome to Santa Maria, along with his posse, the Nina and the Pinta...

I've had too much to drink, that was much funnier in my head before I typed it...

[Antmeister]

Welcome saldalana ding dong

[Greyroofoo]

Mmmm...Hardee's Milkshake

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8415/hardees5mo.jpg

Welcome Hard-on's Milkshake

wait...

[Passacaglia]

welcome to san diego

[Lorena]

Make yourself at home Top Banana.

[Dodgerchick]

Hope you're enjoying your stay copacabana!

[Dodgerchick]

mrs.

he is married with a new born and a 2 year old. Hence his infrequent visits.

Wow, I just realized this post is 3 years old.

[Sun Tzu]

Welcome Saltines.

[saldana]

WHY DOES THIS THREAD KEEP COMING BACK!!!!!!!!!

serioulsy, i havent been on the board in like 3 days, and i come on this morning and this is on the front page!

im going to join sportsdigs. :(

[claphamsa]

lulz

[MikeVic]

Hi Santa, you're a bit too early for Christmas.

[Dr. Sak]

Hi Salad!

[BYU 14]

Can't believe I am just getting caught up on this thread.....welcome Sasparilla.

[Ksyrup]

What's up, Sopapilla?

[Rizon]

Welcome to the board, Saltino

[Lathum]

errrrrrr....

[Honolulu_Blue]

Welcome Saldana!

What does that make? 3? 4 chicks on the board now?

[MJ4H]

i love it when we get new members.

hope you enjoy your stay saladtongs

[KWhit]

Guys, be sweet to Saldana or she might go away.

[Dr. Sak]

This is like the joke that never ends...kind of like the NY Mets!

[saldana]

one of these days i am gonna win alot of money and it is gonna be like the scene at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back where i pay OS for all of your real names and addresses and show up at your houses to "discuss" your posts.

although this thread does provide some handy ideas for WoW alt names, since i can only be Saldana once per realm

[KWhit]

one of these days i am gonna win alot of money and it is gonna be like the scene at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back where i pay OS for all of your real names and addresses and show up at your houses to "discuss" your posts.

Are you coming onto me? Sorry, I'm married. I'm sure you're cute and all, but please don't come to my house, baby.

[Dr. Sak]

Do you prefer to be called by your last name or since we all know you can we call you Zoe?

[Lathum]

This is like the joke that never ends...kind of like the NY Mets!

I hope you get gonorrhea

[JeeberD]

Sweet...I found a pic of her!


http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1300/saladfingers.jpg

[Ksyrup]

That looks nothing like joey belladonna.

[Lathum]

nice

[Lathum]

That looks nothing like joey belladonna.

we may be the only 2 people here to get that

[kiwiLB57]

You stay classy Sans Bananas.

Cheers,

John Bush

[kiwiLB57]

we may be the only 2 people here to get that

Two of three I suspect.

[Lathum]

lol

[Ksyrup]

She's even trying to convince herself she's not a woman by participating in the recording of I'm the Man.

[Passacaglia]

saldana is Joe Jackson?

[molson]

Welcome, Santa Monica

[Ksyrup]

saldana is Joe Jackson?

No, that's Got the Time.

[JediKooter]

Welcome to the boards M Night Shalyadana!

[Fidatelo]

Welcome, Saldana Carvey

[sterlingice]

Who's bringing over a Salad Shooter (as seen on TV!)?

SI

[jeff061]

Always was a fan of your art Mr. Dali.

[Passacaglia]

No, that's Got the Time.

No, I think that's Prince.

[Ksyrup]

No, I think that's Prince.

No, I think that's Morris Day.

[Swaggs]

Welcome, Saldana Barros

[thesloppy]

As-Saldana Alaikum

[Bonegavel]

Rosanna Rosanna Saldana

[Swaggs]

(in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice): Are you Saldana Connor?

[Dr. Sak]

Inside Salama lama ding dong's basement

http://www.moviewiseguys.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2us8lts.jpg

[KWhit]

Welcome Sal-goddam-dana.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Welcome Skinny Minnie

[jeff061]

Welcome Dalai Lama.

[Dodgerchick]

Welcoome Tatiana!

[JonInMiddleGA]

Welcome to my nightmare

[SirFozzie]

Let's see.. what sal's are left?

Sal Pasquatonio? nah.. that's an insult (have you seen the guy?)

Oh well, welcome Salidallas!

[Lathum]

wow, talk about threads you dont expect to see bumped

[molson]

Welcome Saltalamacchia! (didn't know about that guy last time the thread came around.)

[Abe Sargent]

When I think about you I salivate (to the tune of "I Touch Myself")

[MrBug708]

Welcome Salisbury Steak!

[RendeR]

Wait...Sal's CHICK???

[britrock88]

Welcome, Moldova!

[Pumpy Tudors]

Welcome, Sheena!

[CrimsonFox]

saldana is Joe Jackson?

I get this and completely approve!

oh yeah...welcome saltandclama!

[duckman]

Welcome, sandy mangina.

[Dodgerchick]

Welcome Arianna, I love your music!!

[sterlingice]

It's time for a welcome salami!

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e175/AmyMann1/DSC00954.jpg

SI

[DaddyTorgo]

It's time for a welcome salami!

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e175/AmyMann1/DSC00954.jpg

SI

Well played!!

[timmae]

welcome Ready for the World!

[stevew]

Welcome New Edition

[saldana]

Why in God's name did this get necroed, lmao