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[jbmagic]

Check your pm.

thanks

[John Galt]

I tried to be sympathetic in the other thread, but come on.

[Anthony]

jb - you should stop man. you're gonna start losing any supporters you have. this is getting a little annoying, and there's no entertainment in your quest to be acknowledged by a moderator on a text sim website. SkyDog is essentially an uber nerd among a cornucopia of dorks. Head Nerd In Charge, as he puts it.

just leave it alone, no one really cares about this as much as you think we do.

[ice4277]

This is kind of like watching a train wreck. But not the cool part when it just happened and the bodies are lying everywhere. More like 2 days later when part of the train is still there but all the debris is gone and the cops still have the highway closed down so it takes you an extra hour to get to work.

[Ksyrup]

I only knew jb as the reality TV freak...until now.

[GoldenEagle]

Some people think HA is too direct. But at this point, I think he sums everybody's feelings.

As the moderator of this board, I am sure SkyDog checks his PM's regularly.

[HomerJSimpson]

Are people starting to get the picture?

[aran]

He's obviously ignoring you (probably has you on his ignore list), jb. He doesn't want to deal with you for whatever reason. You don't have to try to get on his good side. It doesn't matter. Leave him alone.

[Kodos]

JB, I think it's safe to say you won't be receiving any Patriotic Undies this Christmas.

[Eaglesfan27]

Hmmm. This is the incredible disappearing, reappearing thread.

What I tried to post last time:

Jbmagic, you know I like you. You deleted the other thread, which would indicate to me that you decided to take it to PM's. If you are going to go the private route (which I recommend), keep it private. Skydog will either respond or more likely he won't. If he doesn't, you need to just drop it.

[MizzouRah]

I feel like I'm back in high school. :)

Did I lose posts then?

[BrianD]

Have we ever had a situation around here where one guy tried so hard to figure out why he was on one guy's ignore list that he ended up on everybody's ignore list?

[Ben E Lou]

Good night. He's now <s>pm'ing me.</s> :rolleyes:

EDIT: The above was obvious. I meant IM'ing. Good night. I'm sure there are *many* people that I annoy. I don't have a need to track 'em down and find out why and how I can change to make them happy, though. Sheesh.

[illinifan999]

Just post an a picture of a naked person and you'll find out if he has you on ignore.

[digamma]

I was quite enjoying hearing how xenophobic SkyDog was in the other thread.

Don't tell anyone, but I hear he molests collies also.

[chinaski]

of all people on this board, i would assume Skydog is well aware when he has a new PM. Starting a thread to point out the obvious is probably number 27 on Skydogs list of reasons to dislike you.

[Kodos]

BrianD This user is on your Ignore List.

.

[Ben E Lou]

of all people on this board, i would assume Skydog is well aware when he has a new PM. Starting a thread to point out the obvious is probably number 27 on Skydogs list of reasons to dislike you.You are correct...but what is ironic is that there is no PM from him. :confused:

[Anthony]

Don't tell anyone, but I hear he molests collies also.

DAMMIT - that asshole. :mad:

[fantastic flying froggies]

You are correct...but what is ironic is that there is no PM from him. :confused:
Ah ah! this was the proof we were looking for!



OK, I got nothing...

[Anthony]

Starting a thread to point out the obvious is probably number 27 on Skydogs list of reasons to dislike you.

#27 out of how many? :confused:

[gottimd]

#27 out of how many? :confused:

4

[cartman]

Don't tell anyone, but I hear he molests collies also.

Wow, pretty soon we are going to need our own forum for molesting collies, so people won't complain about all the posts about it on the front page of the main forum.

:D

[Subby]

You are correct...but what is ironic is that there is no PM from him. :confused:
JBMagic is Italian for low-grade psycholgical warfare!!!

[John Galt]

Don't tell anyone, but I hear he molests collies also.

That makes sense - I heard he is tight with Lawrence Phillips and Dean Houston.

[Dean Houston]

That makes sense - I heard he is tight with Lawrence Phillips and Dean Houston.

SkyDog and I are not friends. He littered in my wing at the HOF in Canton. That's a no-no in my book. I'm a legend.

[chinaski]

JBMagic is Italian for low-grade psycholgical warfare!!!
hahaha, i havent spit my coffee all over my keyboard/monitor in some time, thank you.

[Kodos]

Hush, you child-slapping jerk!

[Senator]

Alas, another Breakin 2 Electric Bugaloo reference lost to the ages.

eh, wasn't that funny anyway.

[Eaglesfan27]

You are correct...but what is ironic is that there is no PM from him. :confused:
Maybe he had a bout of dyslexia and sent it to Groundcat.

[Anthony]

MUTHERFUCKER!! hey, take that title off of Dean Houston. dammit man. stop fueling these fucking bad rumors. i demand you put something like "Legend of FOF" or "Icon", or "Fulfiller Of Dreams", or simply "Champion".

i'm getting heated. in the words of Michael Jackson:

You want to be startin' somethin'
Gotta be startin' somethin'

[WSUCougar]

http://www.jigboxx.com/jps/ag/ag00017.jpg

[Anthony]

You love to pretend that you're good
When you're always up to no good
You really can't make him hate her
So your tongue became a razor
Someone's always tryin' to keep my baby cryin'
Treacherous, cunnin', declinin'
You got my baby cryin'

I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah)
Too low to get under (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah)
It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah)
Too low to get under (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah)
You're a vegetable, you're a vegetable
Still they hate you, you're a vegetable
You're just a buffet, you're a vegetable
They eat off of you, you're a vegetable

Billie Jean is always talkin'
When nobody else is talkin'
Tellin' lies and rubbin' shoulders
So they called her mouth a motor
Someone's always tryin' to start my baby cryin'
Talkin', squealin', spyin'
Sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin'

[cartman]

MUTHERFUCKER!! hey, take that title off of Dean Houston. dammit man. stop fueling these fucking bad rumors. i demand you put something like "Legend of FOF" or "Icon", or "Fulfiller Of Dreams", or simply "Champion".

i'm getting heated. in the words of Michael Jackson:

You want to be startin' somethin'
Gotta be startin' somethin'

Then why was Dean Houston holding down the border collie?

[Ben E Lou]

MUTHERFUCKER!! hey, take that title off of Dean Houston. dammit man. stop fueling these fucking bad rumors. i demand you put something like "Legend of FOF" or "Icon", or "Fulfiller Of Dreams", or simply "Champion".

i'm getting heated. in the words of Michael Jackson:

You want to be startin' somethin'
Gotta be startin' somethin'Hmmmm...methinks Ryan S is having a little fun with you. I don't THINK I did it, although I wouldn't put it past me to have done it several months (years?) ago and forgotten about it. :p However, the syntax just doesn't sound like me. I would have almost assuredly gone with "child-slapper supreme", "child-slapper extraordinaire", or something along those lines. It is highly unlikely that I would have used the gerund form there. (EDIT: Hmmmm...or is that the present participle? I always get those two confused...)

[Ben E Lou]

JB:

Quit deleting the thread!!!

[WSUCougar]

JB:

Quit deleting the thread!!!
Now THAT was a hostile act. If it were me, I'd either:

(a) PM him
(b) IM him
(c) BM him
(d) issue a public apology

[Anthony]

well, on the brighter side i appreciate you respecting the fact that when Dean Houston does something - it's of the utmost quality. of course, Dean doesn't slap children, but if he were he indeed would be the "Premiere Child-Slapper" or "Ruler of All Who Slap Children". it's not like Dean to be second best.

but he doesn't slap children. he's a tad too busy being a role model and going on insprirational speaking tours. we've all gone over this countless times before.

Ryan S - you got a PM.

and there really will be one this time.

[stevew]

This thread needs more midgets.

[Pumpy Tudors]

This thread is now about Jaromir Jagr.

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/4465/jaromir0ok.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Coffee Warlord]

Rumor has it Dean Houston had an affair with a midget.

[MIJB#19]

This thread needs more midgets.But not those from DeanHouston.org.

[ice4277]

or is that the present participle?
How about a little love for the dangling participle?

[Ben E Lou]

How about a little love for the dangling participle?I wear briefs, because I can't *stand* it when my participles are dangling.

[st.cronin]

I wear briefs, because I can't *stand* it when my participles are dangling.

I tend to think of my dangly bits as verbs.

[Subby]

I tend to think of my dangly bits as verbs. "I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater."

[Draft Dodger]

why is Jagr dressed like a woman?

[Buccaneer]

So what happened in the other thread today?

[Eaglesfan27]

So what happened in the other thread today?
My presumption is that jbmagic deleted it....

[Buccaneer]

Obviously, but what happened before deletion? Did it get worse?

[Eaglesfan27]

Obviously, but what happened before deletion? Did it get worse?
Ahh, good question.

[Pumpy Tudors]

why is Jagr dressed like a woman?
You mean he's not always dressed that way?

[jbmagic]

Obviously, but what happened before deletion? Did it get worse?



no

that thread was getting out of hand. and i just wanted to end it.

i respect you guys and i just dont want it to keep going on and on. i should of kept it private.

i talked to Skydog today and i have an understanding what annoys him and we left in good terms after the conversation.

so please guys. can we just drop it now.

thanks

[dervack]

no

that thread was getting out of hand. and i just wanted to end it.

i respect you guys and i just dont want it to keep going on and on. i should of kept it private.

i talked to Skydog today and i have an understanding what annoys him and we left in good terms after the conservation.

so please guys. can we just drop it now.

thanks
Uh, stop creating threads about it. That might help.

[Eaglesfan27]

Uh, stop creating threads about it. That might help.

To be fair, this thread was probably created before that conversation took place.

[jbmagic]

To be fair, this thread was probably created before that conversation took place.


correct

[nol]

"I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater."
"You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang."

[WSUCougar]

i talked to Skydog today and i have an understanding what annoys him and we left in good terms after the conservation.
So it was SkyDog, in the conservatory, with the lead pipe?

[BYU 14]

"You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang."

If we can get Skydog and JB there too it could be a summit.....

[MJ4H]

Apparently, jbmagic was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.

[dervack]

To be fair, this thread was probably created before that conversation took place.
I was refering to the fact that he's now created 2 threads, today, dedicated to the same thing. Why someone doesn't like him.

[Buccaneer]

Afflicted with the disease called "Message Board Diarrhea"? In the old days, we called it "BBS Dysentery". Unfortunately, it's not an uncommon thing.

[Rizon]

This all is earily similar to Twins34

[LloydLungs]

This all is earily similar to Twins34

Yeah, man, I was thinking the same thing! Twinsy!

Okay, there. Got my lost post back.

[Lathum]

this thread is like a car accident, you don't want to look but you just can't help it.

[korme]

You are friends with Cyril.


CHA CHING

[sovereignstar]

How come Hipster Asshole can post as Dean Houston, but I can't post as coolroy?

[aran]

This thread is incredible. The Anchorman reference further solidifies this thread as one of my favorite threads i've witnessed during my stay here.

[Anthony]

How come Hipster Asshole can post as Dean Houston, but I can't post as coolroy?

your mother is a Minnesotan whore, that's why. i rue that day, 20 something years ago, she let your dad talk her into letting him bang her without a condom. what resulted from that fateful mistake could have been avoided.

there, now you have a reason to try to hack my site again.

that's right, i said "rue".

[WSUCougar]

Yikes. That might be worth a 2-minute minor for roughing.

Edit: Or "ruing."

[Anthony]

awwww..i'm just kidding, sov is my buddy, right sov?

he knows i love his mother. and if i lived in Minnesota - i'd love her twice a day.

3 times on the weekends.:)

[sovereignstar]

"How come Hipster Asshole can post as Dean Houston, but I can't post as coolroy?" --> directed at a moderator

(jack-fucking shit) --> directed at you

[Anthony]

your mom gives bad handjobs, btw. i'd be better off using my left hand on myself.

[JeeberD]

It's OK to post under a second account but it's not OK to post under a second account in order to "troll."

[rkmsuf]

why would you post under a second account other than as a troll? to be cool?

FREE DAVID LEE ROTH!

[John Galt]

It's OK to post under a second account but it's not OK to post under a second account in order to "troll."

But since we all know Dean Houston is an ass who rapes little children and animals, isn't that kind of worse than a "troll?"

[Anthony]

But since we all know Dean Houston is an ass who rapes little children and animals, isn't that kind of worse than a "troll?"

tread lightly friend, you don't want to get on my radar. i'll be America, you can be Switzerland. don't go turning into North Korea now that my attention is focused on Iraq.

[gottimd]

oooh ooooh oohhh can I be Belgium?

[John Galt]

tread lightly friend, you don't want to get on my radar. i'll be America, you can be Switzerland. don't go turning into North Korea now that my attention is focused on Iraq.

I think it would be kind of fun to be the target of a drunken HA rant. So, screw Dean Houston!

[rkmsuf]

The Ukraine is weak, it's feeble. I think it's time to put a hurt on the Ukraine.

[Bee]

I'm still waiting for jbmagic to start a new thread apologizing to SkyDog for pinging him...

[Pumpy Tudors]

I get to be Liechtenstein. Get off my land!

[gottimd]

I get to be Liechtenstein. Get off my land!
Belgium prepares an aerial assault on Vaduz.

[cartman]

oooh ooooh oohhh can I be Belgium?

As the old joke goes:

"If you can name 5 famous Belgians in the next 30 seconds, I'll give you $10,000!!!"

[gottimd]

As the old joke goes:

"If you can name 5 famous Belgians in the next 30 seconds, I'll give you $10,000!!!"
Luc Vandevelde, Chairman of Marks and Spencer
Bernard Van Hool, founder of international coachbuilder Van Hool NV
Edward de Smedt, chemist and inventor of modern-day road asphalt
Raymond Ceulemans, 17 times world champion in billiards
Adolphe Quetelet, mathematician and inventor of the Body Mass Index
Toots Thielemans, world famous Jazz musician
Helmut Lotti, international pop singer
The Singing Nun, famous for her US No 1 hit "Dominique"

I'll PM you with my address.

[Anthony]

Toots Thielemans


LOL...that's the greatest name ever for a musician. :D

[JeeberD]

Luc Vandevelde, Chairman of Marks and Spencer
Bernard Van Hool, founder of international coachbuilder Van Hool NV
Edward de Smedt, chemist and inventor of modern-day road asphalt
Raymond Ceulemans, 17 times world champion in billiards
Adolphe Quetelet, mathematician and inventor of the Body Mass Index
Toots Thielemans, world famous Jazz musician
Helmut Lotti, international pop singer
The Singing Nun, famous for her US No 1 hit "Dominique"

I'll PM you with my address.

Sorry, but it looks like you were three minutes and 30 seconds too late... :D

[gottimd]

Sorry, but it looks like you were three minutes and 30 seconds too late... :D
Thats crap! I posted in less than 30 seconds from when I read the post.

[Chas in Cinti]

Luc Vandevelde, Chairman of Marks and Spencer
Bernard Van Hool, founder of international coachbuilder Van Hool NV
Edward de Smedt, chemist and inventor of modern-day road asphalt
Raymond Ceulemans, 17 times world champion in billiards
Adolphe Quetelet, mathematician and inventor of the Body Mass Index
Toots Thielemans, world famous Jazz musician
Helmut Lotti, international pop singer
The Singing Nun, famous for her US No 1 hit "Dominique"

I'll PM you with my address.

Hmmm... I thought my Text-Sim hobby was bad... can you do Denmark?

[panerd]

The Ukraine is weak, it's feeble. I think it's time to put a hurt on the Ukraine.

Yeah, we're playing a game here buddy.

[gottimd]

Hmmm... I thought my Text-Sim hobby was bad... can you do Denmark?
Denmark ALL UP IN YA! (http://www.dina.kvl.dk/~abraham/fame.html)

[cartman]

Luc Vandevelde, Chairman of Marks and Spencer
Bernard Van Hool, founder of international coachbuilder Van Hool NV
Edward de Smedt, chemist and inventor of modern-day road asphalt
Raymond Ceulemans, 17 times world champion in billiards
Adolphe Quetelet, mathematician and inventor of the Body Mass Index
Toots Thielemans, world famous Jazz musician
Helmut Lotti, international pop singer
The Singing Nun, famous for her US No 1 hit "Dominique"

I'll PM you with my address.

Umm... I said famous...

Most people say Hercule Poroit, but he's not real :D

[WSUCougar]

Denmark:

Hamlet
Hamlet Jr.
Laertes
Horatio
Yorik

[Chas in Cinti]

Denmark ALL UP IN YA! (http://www.dina.kvl.dk/~abraham/fame.html)

Cheater!

[vtbub]

Kim Clisters
Justine Henin-Hardinne
King Leopold
French Fries
French Toast
all 5 famous Belgians.

Belgian Waffles make six.

[Dutch]

Obviously, but what happened before deletion? Did it get worse?

I don't see how it remotely possible that it could have gotten worse. :)