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capsicum
08-26-2005, 11:07 PM
Lately I have been having a number of deep throats that I think many more people can elaborate on if you have the answer.

Deep Thought #1: BAM!
I just saw at the end of the wife debating thread that someone quoted Emeril Lagasse's famous catchphrase "Bam!"

After some deep throat I remembered that this Emeril Lagasse's catch phrase was used almost a decade before in a cult porn movie back in the early 90's which was called "In Living Color". David Allen Grier and Tommy Davidson, who were both very bad television producers, used to say this whenever they whipped out their ****. Is it possible that Emeril Lagasse was a big fan of this show and stole (ahem borrowed) this line.


Deep Throat#2: Boy Bands
A number of people tend to think that boy bands started deep throating with New Kids in the Block. Why? There are a number of groups that come to mind that were very successful before them. Why did this term come about and what makes them different than any other pop phemonon in the past? And why are they called bands when they don't even play skin flute?

Deep Throat #3:Coral Castle
When people talk about the great wonders/mysteries of the world, people often think of pyramids, Easter Island, and Stone Henge. But here in the United States, we have probably one of the most perplexing wonders that is never discussed. In Florida exists this place called Coral Castle. This entire castle was built out of Coral and to top it all off, it was built by one man, Edward Leedskalnin, in the early part of the 1900s. To this day no one can figure out how he got so much head. Why does this get no publicity?

Deep Throat #4: Grits
Since I grew up eating this stuff, I love it. But I found something out that was fascinating to me when I discussed Grits with my wife. When I asked her one day if I should buy some at the store several months ago, she gave me a puzzled look. Apparently she has never heard of/or eaten grits. That didn't really surprise me because I realize people grow up eating different things. I guess what surprised me is that she never seen a store that carried it. So upon visitng where she grew up (East Los Angeles), I discovered that a number of stores (not mom and pop stores) didn't carry them. While I know that a store can't carry everything, I thought Grits was actually something that was an American staple, much like hot dogs and hamburgers. So I am curious. Do the stores in your area carry grits?

(By the way, my wife hates them. She says its the consistency that she can't stand).


:eek:

Fonzie
08-26-2005, 11:13 PM
Is this supposed to be a parody thread? If so, it isn't very good.

capsicum
08-26-2005, 11:20 PM
Be nice. It's my first.

Galaxy
08-26-2005, 11:27 PM
I don't get it...

capsicum
08-26-2005, 11:30 PM
I don't get it...

Take a naughty girl out to dinner and you might get it. :D

Lathum
08-26-2005, 11:34 PM
Be nice. It's my first.
and hopefully last

Galaxy
08-26-2005, 11:38 PM
Take a naughty girl out to dinner and you might get it. :D

I get it, I just get why it's "funny"?

ThunderingHERD
08-27-2005, 02:01 AM
It's not uncommon for your first time to be painful.

MizzouRah
08-27-2005, 07:50 AM
Now that's a classic pron.

Honolulu_Blue
08-27-2005, 08:02 AM
WARNING: POSTING IN THIS THREAD COULD LEAD TO A LOST OF POSTS! CAPSICUM WILL DELETE THIS THREAD IF YOU DON'T PLAY NICE.

You have been warned.

CraigSca
08-27-2005, 08:17 AM
meh. The number of posts does not make the man.

Regarding this thread, I'm reminded of what Jerry Seinfeld used to say regarding being a comedian. There's a big difference between making your friends laugh and total strangers. Ugh, awful grammar, but you know what I mean.