The Chupacabra is caught

[Easy Mac]

http://www.click2houston.com/news/4895017/detail.html

COLEMAN, Texas -- A Texas farmer may have found what some would call a "chupacabra," a legendary animal known for sucking the blood out of goats. Reggie Lagow set a trap last week after a number of his chickens and turkeys were killed.What he found in his trap was a mix between a hairless dog, a rat and a kangaroo.The mystery animal has been sent to Texas Parks and Wildlife in hopes of determining what it is.
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0825/4894992.jpg

Really doesn't look scary.

[chinaski]

this has to be a hoax, mainly because the story seems to omit the damn thing is dead. He traps a chupacabra and it magically dies? maybe it is a vampire and the sun really can kill it?

[Easy Mac]

It kind of looks like the Elmendorf Beast, which may/may not be the same thing.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Chupatexas704.jpg (from Wikipedia)

[ice4277]

Mulder and Scully are already on the case.

[JeeberD]

The Chupacabra wouldn't fall for no stinkin' trap...

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

Its a hoax....George Noory hasnt authenticated it yet.

[Easy Mac]

this has to be a hoax, mainly because the story seems to omit the damn thing is dead. He traps a chupacabra and it magically dies? maybe it is a vampire and the sun really can kill it?
Maybe its a reverse vampire

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

It's probably a yet known creature or maybe a hybrid dog thing.

[sabotai]

Maybe its a reverse vampire
He IS the bus!

[capsicum]

http://www.click2houston.com/news/4895017/detail.html

Really doesn't look scary.
That whole sucking blood out of goats thing is at the very least mildly upsetting if not scary....maybe because I live on a ranch? Altho im thinking the whole thing is B.S.

[Neon_Chaos]

the Chupacabra ain't got nothing on...

[Neon_Chaos]

the Chupacabra ain't got nothing on...

EL POLLO DIABLO!

[illinifan999]

I vote Chupacabra

[Antmeister]

Its a hoax....George Noory hasnt authenticated it yet.

Nice!

(If I stick to this one liners, I can improve my post count without wasting typiing motion. Oh crap, I just wrote this explanation and wasting more typing motion).

[gstelmack]

It looks like a fawn with grey fur...

[Rizon]

Actually I caught a Chupacabra several years ago.

Here it is cornered in my backyard:

http://home.comcast.net/~rizon1976/Chupacabra1.jpg

I was unable to catch it then, but later I discovered it made it's way into my house. Here it is glaring at me, telling me to back off before it drains my blood:

http://home.comcast.net/~rizon1976/Chupacabra2.jpg

I had to run for fear of being drained. Unfortunately it killed my old man (background) and started making more threatening glances towards me:

http://home.comcast.net/~rizon1976/Chupacabra3.jpg

A close up after it ate my old man:

http://home.comcast.net/~rizon1976/Chupacabra4.jpg

I eventually caught it off guard and captured it while it was sleeping in this laundry basket:

http://home.comcast.net/~rizon1976/Chupacabra5.jpg

After some time I was able to housebreak it, although it wasn't happy about it's life in servitude. I also found out it was a Raiders fan, as I snapped this picture of it right after they lost the Superbowl:

http://home.comcast.net/~rizon1976/Chupacabra6.jpg

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I heard he was caught...

http://home.att.net/~sl.schofield/star_wars/chewbacca_captured_by_guards.jpg

[TheOhioStateUniversity]

I dont know if this is real but this is supposedly the remains of one caught in Mexico


http://members.cox.net/agent725/chupacabra.jpg

[sabotai]

I dont know if this is real but this is supposedly the remains of one caught in Mexico


http://members.cox.net/agent725/chupacabra.jpg
The obligaotry snopes look up.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/chupacabra.asp

[ThunderingHERD]

More decaying animal corpse pix pls k thx

[Tigercat]

More decaying animal corpse pix pls k thx
http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1045330465705_2003/02/16/ent_joanrivers1702.jpg

[QuikSand]

Perhaps another contender:

http://samugliestdog.com/images/Sammagnetweb.jpg

http://samugliestdog.com/

[Sun Tzu]

wtf

[BigJohn&TheLions]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1045330465705_2003/02/16/ent_joanrivers1702.jpg
That's just mean. She really can be nice. I used to work with the bitch.

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

Nice!

(If I stick to this one liners, I can improve my post count without wasting typiing motion. Oh crap, I just wrote this explanation and wasting more typing motion).
:D

[Tigercat]

That's just mean. She really can be nice. I used to work with the bitch.

One has to achieve one's asshat quota before the end of the month.