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Solecismic
09-05-2005, 08:12 PM
This is hard to believe. At what point does political correctness end?


INDIANAPOLIS (AP) - The University of Miami is the latest school to feel the wrath of the NCAA's mascot police force. The NCAA, on Tuesday morning, is set to add Miami's hurricane logo and mascot to its list of offensive nicknames.

"In the aftermath of Katrina, it's the only thing we could do," said NCAA Director of Sensitivity Malcolm Davison-Davis. "Tens of thousands of people were just slaughtered by an out-of-control hurricane. What does it say when a football team trivializes their deaths by calling itself the Hurricanes?"

Recently, the NCAA made headlines by outlawing the Native American-based nicknames of 18 schools. Those schools would not be able to use their mascots or show their nicknames and logos during an NCAA-sponsored tournament.

Utah, which is represented by the Ute indian tribe, and Florida State, represented by the Seminole tribe, successfully appealed the decision when they demonstrated tribal support for their nicknames.

"We don't want to appear overbearing or oversensitive," Davison-Davis said. "But we have to protect those who can't protect themselves."

Miami athletic director Paul Dee was outraged when he heard the news Monday evening.

"I just can't believe this," he yelled. "Who in their right mind would be offended by a hurricane? It's like being offended by Santa Claus or by a bowl of freaking clam chowder."

Dee said he already had lawyers looking into appealing the NCAA decision, but the outlook appeared bleak.

Hurricane relief groups across the country applauded the NCAA decision.

"It's about time the NCAA stood up for human decency," said Bunnybeth Carlson, director of Mississippi's Project Blowback, which provides services for hurricane refugees. Would they name a team 'the Carjackers' or 'the AK 47s?' I don't think so. Yet a hurricane has the power to kill thousands of people all at once."

Starting with the NCAA basketball tournament next spring, Miami will be required to remove all traces of the hurricane logo or name from its uniforms and its arenas. Fans entering the building wearing these products will be asked to turn their tee-shirts inside out, or change clothing.

"This is a long time coming," said Louise Mercator, who is living with her family in a Baton Rouge shelter after her house in Kenner, Louisiana was destroyed last week by Hurricane Katrina. "Every time I hear about Miami football, I'm reminded of the tragedy of losing my home."

Joe
09-05-2005, 08:14 PM
ummm WTF

panerd
09-05-2005, 08:18 PM
This is from the onion, right? If not than I am fucking ashamed to be an American.

kcchief19
09-05-2005, 08:20 PM
I thought this was Labor Day? Did I fall asleep last night and wake up in April?

panerd
09-05-2005, 08:23 PM
After re-reading some of the names in the article either Jim is putting us on or he got this from someplace like the onion. (Or option #3 is I am even more ashamed to be an American)

cthomer5000
09-05-2005, 08:23 PM
Stop fooling around and get back to work!

Swaggs
09-05-2005, 08:26 PM
Wow. Imagine where this could go.

St. John Red Storm might have to change its name again. Colorado Avalanche and Carolina Hurricanes could have to go the same way as Miami. The Fighting Irish could be considered offensive to anyone who has lost a relative to the IRA. Any team named the Tigers could be offensive to Roy Horn.

What a waste of time.

Lathum
09-05-2005, 08:37 PM
I actually saw this coming ( so if it is a joke then I am the horses ass)

and what kind of name is bunnybeth?

JW
09-05-2005, 10:10 PM
Thursday night I watched the Political Incorrectness Bowl in Monroe. The UL-Monroe Indians, complete with Chief Brave Spirit in Native American dress on horseback, played the Northwestern (La.) State University Demons, complete with horned Demon man-in-a-costume mascot. ULM had the tomahawk chop going and some NSU fans were doing this hook-em horns type gesture that I assume was meant to signify demon horns but could have been used in some satanic ritual. The ULM ROTC detachment fired a howitzer every time ULM scored. On top of that, Lee Greenwood sang "God Bless the USA" at halftime. I kept looking to see if any of the perpetually offended were going to either run from the stadium screaming or end their pain by jumping off the top of the stadium, but I didn't see any.

TRO
09-05-2005, 10:14 PM
Tons of people are killed by Bears and I'm sure Wildcats every year, there goes half the names in NCAA.

I'm sure that Banana Slugs are really dangerous too.

Ksyrup
09-05-2005, 10:18 PM
The Presbyterian College Blue Hose are discriminating against prostitutes who use black hose. Ban 'em!

JeeberD
09-06-2005, 07:33 AM
That has GOT to be a joke...

SirFozzie
09-06-2005, 08:09 AM
Nothing on it on Google News, Jim

I think you been hornswoggled.

Raiders Army
09-06-2005, 08:12 AM
At first I was like okay...sounds like something the NCAA would do. After I finished reading it, there's no way that's real.

Ksyrup
09-06-2005, 08:14 AM
Google News is full of pre-Katrina articles half-joking that Miami and Iowa State should change their names given the NCAA's stance on Indian nicknames. I can't find this specific article, even as a spoof, but that's all it is. I mean, wouldn't it have come up at least once last night if it was real?

WSUCougar
09-06-2005, 08:15 AM
Nothing on it on Google News, Jim

I think you been hornswoggled.
tee hee

Solecismic
09-06-2005, 11:39 AM
Nothing on it on Google News, Jim

I think you been hornswoggled.

I'm just flattered that a couple of you found it Onion-worthy.

saldana
09-06-2005, 12:01 PM
a long lost relative of mine was killed by a crazed horned frog, so i will be filing with the ncaa to have TCU added to the list

sterlingice
09-06-2005, 12:08 PM
"In the aftermath of Katrina, it's the only thing we could do," said NCAA Director of Sensitivity Malcolm Davison-Davis. "Tens of thousands of people were just slaughtered by an out-of-control hurricane. What does it say when a football team trivializes their deaths by calling itself the Hurricanes?" This begs the question "Is there such a thing as a non-out-of-control hurricane?"

SI

Samdari
09-06-2005, 02:53 PM
NCAA Director of Sensitivity Malcolm Davison-Davis

I think we have the glaring evidence of spoof here. Director of sensitivity? And the hyphenated name, for a man, even more so (if not a nod to President Garcia-Thompson).

sabotai
09-06-2005, 03:00 PM
I did find this from Google News though.

http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/sports/index.php?ntid=53009&ntpid=3

"Not to ride this pony into the dust, but if the NCAA were to poll the masses on team nicknames, it might find that the most offensive one was displayed on national TV Monday night, and it wasn't the Seminoles of Florida State. Given the unprecedented misery in the Gulf Coast states, the Hurricanes of Miami (Fla.) are in an offensive class by themselves. ..."

JeeberD
09-06-2005, 03:08 PM
And the hyphenated name, for a man, even more so (if not a nod to President Garcia-Thompson).

We've got our own male with a hyphenated name (same last initials as well) here on FOFC...

Samdari
09-06-2005, 03:19 PM
We've got our own male with a hyphenated name (same last initials as well) here on FOFC...

Who?

JeeberD
09-06-2005, 03:42 PM
Is was wrong about the last initials being the same, but Draft Dodger has a hyphenated last name. If I remember correctly, he and his wife decided to combine their last names when they got married...

Bubba Wheels
09-06-2005, 04:25 PM
Maybe we can just have all colleges pick a number out of a hat and have that be its sports teams new nicknames. Be like 'Miami 23s vs the Notre Dame Fighting 101s!" That should do the trick.

Klinglerware
09-06-2005, 04:41 PM
Of course, we can just de-emphasize intercollegiate athletics altogether. Very few of those programs make any money and most take away too many admissions slots anyway! :p

HomerJSimpson
09-06-2005, 05:07 PM
Maybe we can just have all colleges pick a number out of a hat and have that be its sports teams new nicknames. Be like 'Miami 23s vs the Notre Dame Fighting 101s!" That should do the trick.


I'm offended by the USC 69's.

mrsimperless
09-06-2005, 05:50 PM
I nominate the Akron Zips as the next NCAA team name to ban. The fleshy part of my sack screams out in remembered agony every time I see this team play on TV.

Buccaneer
09-06-2005, 06:53 PM
Jim, you better be careful or else John Galt will report you for trolling.

John Galt
09-06-2005, 06:55 PM
Jim, you better be careful or else John Galt will report you for trolling.

Huh? :confused:

Swaggs
09-06-2005, 07:24 PM
Huh? :confused:

I didn't get that one either.