I need to start taking notes when my girlfriend talks in her sleep

[st.cronin]

I'm watching the football game, and she's dozing on the sofa. Suddenly, I hear: "Are we still studying the measles from that girl last night?"

Honestly, what was she dreaming about? :confused:

[Groundhog]

A few weeks back I spent the night at a friend of mine's and rather than sleep on the couch she told me I could share her bed, head-to-toe style. Anyhow, I couldn't sleep (mainly because I was lying next to my hot female friend who is not in the least sexually attracted to me), and a little while later she started moaning in her sleep and twitching about. VERY sensual moaning at that, and then after about 30 seconds she called out the name of her best friend, also a chick.

Now, I don't know for sure what she was dreaming about, but I'll be damned if it wasn't close to what I've been dreaming about every night since.

[sterlingice]

Now, I don't know for sure what she was dreaming about, but I'll be damned if it wasn't close to what I've been dreaming about every night since.
Great line :D

SI

[SackAttack]

Now, I don't know for sure what she was dreaming about, but I'll be damned if it wasn't close to what I've been dreaming about every night since.

Groundhog wins the thread.

[johnnyshaka]

The least you could do....

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[Ksyrup]

A few weeks back I spent the night at a friend of mine's and rather than sleep on the couch she told me I could share her bed, head-to-toe style. Anyhow, I couldn't sleep (mainly because I was lying next to my hot female friend who is not in the least sexually attracted to me)...
Now for the important question...does she have pretty feet? :cool:

[oliegirl]

I can't believe radii hasn't posted in this thread yet...I've been known to talk in my sleep on one or two occasions :)

[Poli]

If my wife took notes while I slept, I'd be a dead man. I talk in my sleep more than I talk when I'm awake.

[Raiders Army]

This is like a softcore Penthouse forum.

[WSUCougar]

Anyhow, I couldn't sleep (mainly because I was lying next to my hot female friend who is not in the least sexually attracted to me), and a little while later I started moaning and twitching about. VERY sensual moaning at that, and then after about 30 seconds I called out the name of her best friend, also a chick.
Fixed

[Poli]

I've probably spilled all of my government secrets while sleeping.

[duckman]

A few weeks back I spent the night at a friend of mine's and rather than sleep on the couch she told me I could share her bed, head-to-toe style. Anyhow, I couldn't sleep (mainly because I was lying next to my hot female friend who is not in the least sexually attracted to me), and a little while later she started moaning in her sleep and twitching about. VERY sensual moaning at that, and then after about 30 seconds she called out the name of her best friend, also a chick.

Now, I don't know for sure what she was dreaming about, but I'll be damned if it wasn't close to what I've been dreaming about every night since.
Well, that explains why she doesn't find you "in the least sexually attracted" to you. She's into girls. :D

[Poli]

When I was 13, my mom was a manager at the local Hardee's. Since I was the oldest, I could stay up the latest, but I was to be in bed by 10. Sometimes I'd stay up later, but since my mom had to be up at the crack of dawn, she never knew.

One night around 1am she came stomping through the living room. Crap, I'm done, I thought. I am so busted.

She stomps through and into the kitchen. When she returned, she asked where my brother was. "In bed" was my response.

"Well tell him to get his drawer counted, I need him on drivethru. Why isn't there any coffee made?"

My mom has lost it, I thought. She went back into the kitchen. The amazing part of this is that the kitchen was up two steps. She was sleepwalking and talking and going up and down steps at the same time. Insane.

She comes back to the living room asking if I got my brother. I told her he was on his way. She then told me to get this lobby cleaned up, because we were opening in five minutes, and went back to her bedroom.

I didn't pass go or collect 200 dollars. I went straight to bed. The next morning I said this all happened at 10pm, and she was none the wiser.

[korme]

ardent. that is hilarious.

[Airhog]

One time I sleptwalked into the livingroom, dropper my undies and tried to take a piss on the front door. I never did like that front door, it was always plotting against me...

[mrsimperless]

I hear that I'm muttering thiings about TCY2 in my sleep lately.

And also during coitus.

[Raven Hawk]

I had a friend in college who used to sleep walk. He walked into somebody else's room and began pissing in their garbage can. When the owner of said room woke up and yelled at him, he proceeded to pinch the stream, pick up the garbage can and take it back to his room to finish off what he had started. He didn't believe that he'd done this, until somebody showed him pictures . . .

[kcchief19]

I still talk in my sleep to this day, but I sleepwalk rarely if every anymore. As a child, I was notorious for it. I would go and run around in the yard, wake people up and try and get them to do stuff for me and any number of other things. The most difficult one one, particularly as a child, is that I would sometimes do really odd stuff, like us a closet as a bathroom or curl up asleep in the bathtub.

Sometimes I would remember these things, sometimes not. Oddly, I would usually notice no difference in my level of refreshness following one of these escapades.

In my last known bout of "sleepwalking" when I was in college, I awoke in the morning with vague recollection of a dream I had that for some reason I had become famous and had people asking me for my autograph. The bulk of the dream was that I needed to practice my autograph and I tried different variations of my name to see what looked best and was easiest to write. The next morning, I thought the dream was an odd but more or less dismissed it as the rambling of the unconscious.

A few days later, I was cleaning my dorm room and stumbled across a legal pad with odd writing on it. As I turned the pages, I found that I had written my name over and over again in different configurations -- about 25 times per page for about 40 pages. I had written my name more than a thousand times. I can't imagine how long it took me.

[JeeberD]

A had a roommate at UTEP who talked in his sleep. The first night he was in the room he woke me up at 3am with his mutterings. I was out of it and thougt he was talking to me, but after a while I realized it was only sleep talking.

Luckily I managed to learn to ignore him and sleep through it in just a few days...

[pennywisesb]

My roomate senior year in college would talk in his sleep. He spoke Thai, Spanish, and English all fluently, and alot of the times he'd talk in his sleep he'd be mixing up all the languages. It was really odd at first, but then it became more and more funny. After awhile I started writing down some of the things he'd say and show them to him the next day but it took me doing that a few times before he'd even believe me. I also figured out that if you would ask him questions, he'd answer them, so we used to ask him the most random stuff and he'd always answer the questions. It was hilarious for us, embarrassing for him the next day!

[Yellow5]

One time I sleptwalked into the livingroom, dropper my undies and tried to take a piss on the front door. I never did like that front door, it was always plotting against me...

When my youngest son was 7 years old he did something similar.

My office was next to the bathroom and one night was I working late. He came running into the room, dropped his pants and almost starting pissing right in the corner. I grabbed him and shoved him into the bathroom before he could get started but man.. freaked me out. He's 12 now and still sleepwalks quite a bit.

[Qwikshot]

"I hear the secrets that you keep...when you're talkin' in your sleep"

[Poli]

ardent. that is hilarious.
My mom was fired the next month after she was arrested for contributing to the delinquency of 10 minors, including my stepbrother.

I was pretty popular for awhile because of this for some reason.

I never heard her talk in her sleep or sleep walk again. Tripped out on drugs? Yes, but not sleepwalking. :)