Gillette's Fusion Razor: Five blades and counting.

[WrongWay]

You know I once saw a skitt on MadTV about a 10 blade Razor that would first cut the hair, then the skin, and finally the Bone. Now, it looks like Gillette is going to make it a reality with their new 5+ blade razor. Hell, I thought anything more than 2 was a joke, or more likely a frill. Thank God I have my overpriced Braun electric so I don't have to jump through all the hoops.

Oh, and if you need more than the 5+ blades of this razor just wait untill after after the first of the year when it comes out with a Bettery Pack and built in computer chip.

Unbelievable

http://today.reuters.com/investing/financeArticle.aspx?type=mergersNews&storyID=2005-09-14T202528Z_01_N14644383_RTRIDST_0_MANUFACTURING-GILLETTE-UPDATE-3.XML
NEW YORK, Sept 14 (Reuters)

- Gillette Co. (G.N: Quote, Profile, Research) unveiled two five-bladed men's razors on Wednesday with a trimmer and even a microchip in one version, aiming to stay ahead of smaller rivals by adding more than just blades.

Gillette hopes Fusion, with five blades on the front and a trimming blade on the back of its pivoting head, will become its leading franchise, followed by Mach3 and Sensor.

[jeff061]

I'm holding out for a laser. Disposable of course.

[-Mojo Jojo-]

MadTV, bah the Onion did this better:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

[Buccaneer]

All to sell refill cartridges that people buy more frequently than they should.

[WrongWay]

MadTV, bah the Onion did this better:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
That was hilarious, considering the facts now. Hard to believe the article was written a a year and a half ago. in Feb 04. Great read.

Would be a pretty good fake press release now.

[cthomer5000]

MadTV, bah the Onion did this better:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
Amazing stuff.

[duckman]

Sweet! Now I can keep my balls silky smooth.

[Senator]

Than onion article reads like it was written by Hell Atlantic.

[Anthony]

Than onion article reads like it was written by Hell Atlantic.

hey man, you're right. :mad:

[sovereignstar]

Than onion article reads like it was written by Hell Atlantic.

Except that it's funny.

[sachmo71]

Except that it's funny.


ohhh. snap?

[Anthony]

this is me not paying attention to sov. sov ain't nothing anymore, at least before he had a rep around here and it was worth it for me to give him shit. the only thing i'd be accomplishing responding to sov would be giving him the attention that he can't get on his own cuz he doesn't have my charisma nor originality. when he writes something maybe half the forum pays it any mind. when i write something people read it. i don't want him getting any undeserved attention because i acknowledged him. he's basically a poor man's me. i'm like Richard Pryor in his prime, he's DL Hughley. sov is like someone who had his 15 minutes in a reality show, and does a commerical or something a year later not knowing he isn't relevant anymore. i don't blame sov, though, i blame his dad for opting to ejaculate in his mother that cursed day 20 something years ago, instead of blowing his load in her mouth as was his normal routine. she in turn would have swallowed, digested the semen and shit sov out. sure, he ultimately did come out of his mother, but, alas, it was from the wrong hole.

[sovereignstar]

validate me validate me I'm a fucking "legend" on an internet message board.

.

[Izulde]

sov I don't have a strong opinion on one way or the other.

HA on the other hand I can say with absolute certainty is one of those fubes who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips when he ain't none of that and a sack of shit.

[ThunderingHERD]

sov I don't have a strong opinion on one way or the other.

HA on the other hand I can say with absolute certainty is one of those fubes who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips when he ain't none of that and a sack of shit.

Translation:

He really makes me feel bad with his incisive and absolutely dead-on translations of my pathetic attempts at appearing cool in the only place I can possibly appear cool--the internet. I didn't have the guts to defend myself before, so I played it off as if I was in on the joke--but in this thread I realize that I will have at least one guy on my side, so fuck everything, here is my actual opinion.

[ThunderingHERD]

dola,

for the record, I like everyone involved in the shit in this thread. Even the ones(-s) that I continue to ridicule.

[Izulde]

Translation:

He really makes me feel bad with his incisive and absolutely dead-on translations of my pathetic attempts at appearing cool in the only place I can possibly appear cool--the internet. I didn't have the guts to defend myself before, so I played it off as if I was in on the joke--but in this thread I realize that I will have at least one guy on my side, so fuck everything, here is my actual opinion.

Actually if you look through other threads, I've never disguised my intense dislike of HA. *shrugs* To me there's no point in making nice with someone you'd just as soon jack up against the wall and remove their skin strip by strip with a rusty razor.

[ThunderingHERD]

Actually if you look through other threads, I've never disguised my intense dislike of HA. *shrugs* To me there's no point in making nice with someone you'd just as soon jack up against the wall and remove their skin strip by strip with a rusty razor.

The rage of Caliban not seeing his own face in a glass.

[korme]

5 razors makes me shave my balls better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


/lightens up thread

[ThunderingHERD]

5 razors makes me shave my balls better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


pix pls, k thx

[Raiders Army]

pix pls, k thx
I vote no to that.

[Ksyrup]

Actually if you look through other threads, I've never disguised my intense dislike of HA. *shrugs* To me there's no point in making nice with someone you'd just as soon jack up against the wall and remove their skin strip by strip with a rusty razor.
But...would that be a rusty 5-blade razor?

[duckman]

5 razors makes me shave my balls better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


/lightens up thread
Copycat. :rolleyes: :p :D

[Anthony]

sov I don't have a strong opinion on one way or the other.

HA on the other hand I can say with absolute certainty is one of those fubes who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips when he ain't none of that and a sack of shit.

what are you doing here - don't you have a chick that you need to be reciting poetry to in a field of flowers or something?

[Anthony]

Actually if you look through other threads, I've never disguised my intense dislike of HA.

if someone constantly shit on me in public forums, i, too, would have an intense dislike of that person, so no offense taken. i'll just have to console myself that you'll never share your tips on banging women with me.

and by "banging", i mean trying to be their friend and chase butterflies with them.

[Blackadar]

sov I don't have a strong opinion on one way or the other.

HA on the other hand I can say with absolute certainty is one of those fubes who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips when he ain't none of that and a sack of shit.

That's why we ran him out of the IHOF. :D

[sterlingice]

Wow- quite the impressive display of internet bullying on two fronts. You'd better watch out, FOFC. They might steal your lunch money. :rolleyes:

SI

[rkmsuf]

would this be considered "whipping their dicks out"?

[Izulde]

if someone constantly shit on me in public forums, i, too, would have an intense dislike of that person, so no offense taken. i'll just have to console myself that you'll never share your tips on banging women with me.

and by "banging", i mean trying to be their friend and chase butterflies with them.

Yeah man, like your hypocritical holier than thou shit is going to score the women either.

Bitch, please. At least I'm sincere and honest with my shit and don't talk out of both sides of my mouth.

[jeff061]

Stan: Don't take that tone with me, kid. I'll kick your ass.
Cartman: Yah. Well, I'd like to see you try. I'm, like, 6 feet tall.
Stan: Yah. Well, you sound like a little bitch to me.
Cartman: Bitch! Don't call me bitch, bitch!
Stan: Bring it on then, bitch!
Cartman: I already brung it, bitch. I brung it, opened it, and set it on the table, bitch.

I don't know, that exchange just popped in my head.

[Anthony]

"Bitch, please"? no game with the ladies AND you use outdated tough guy talk that was last intimidating during the mid-90s, yeesh, if you work in a movie rental store you'd be eligible for the Dork Triple Crown.

[Subby]

This thread is now about viscious pussy.

http://forums.maxima.org/customavatars/avatar10811_5.gif

[sovereignstar]

"Bitch, please"? no game with the ladies AND you use outdated tough guy talk that was last intimidating during the mid-90s, yeesh, if you work in a movie rental store you'd be eligible for the Dork Triple Crown.

You tell him, coolroy!

[cuervo72]

Did someone say "viscous pussy"??

[jeff061]

It's a snapper.

[Karlifornia]

this is me not paying attention to sov. sov ain't nothing anymore, at least before he had a rep around here and it was worth it for me to give him shit. the only thing i'd be accomplishing responding to sov would be giving him the attention that he can't get on his own cuz he doesn't have my charisma nor originality. when he writes something maybe half the forum pays it any mind. when i write something people read it. i don't want him getting any undeserved attention because i acknowledged him. he's basically a poor man's me. i'm like Richard Pryor in his prime, he's DL Hughley. sov is like someone who had his 15 minutes in a reality show, and does a commerical or something a year later not knowing he isn't relevant anymore. i don't blame sov, though, i blame his dad for opting to ejaculate in his mother that cursed day 20 something years ago, instead of blowing his load in her mouth as was his normal routine. she in turn would have swallowed, digested the semen and shit sov out. sure, he ultimately did come out of his mother, but, alas, it was from the wrong hole.

Wait...was the whole point of this really:

"Your dad had sex with your mom"?

Talk about clever...talk about not just going for the obvious angle. This man has talent.

[Izulde]

"Bitch, please"? no game with the ladies AND you use outdated tough guy talk that was last intimidating during the mid-90s, yeesh, if you work in a movie rental store you'd be eligible for the Dork Triple Crown.

No, see I'm just calling it like it is. I'm calling you a bitch cuz you are a bitch, bitch.

Got it? Good.

And I got more game than your ass cuz if Some Random Girl was in a room with just you and me, and if she was going home with only one of us, I guaran-fucking-tee you'd be the one having to stand in the corner circle jerking with the toothless wino who came in looking for the leftover booze.

[Anthony]

:)

[Karlifornia]

[email protected] I'm seriously crying

[Ksyrup]

Did someone say "viscous pussy"??
That band ruled!

[Hurst2112]

That band ruled!

Remember Danger Kitty? They were a spoof band for (i think) Capital One commercials...bout 4 years ago.

They had a song on the commercial called "Love Rocket". Very funny.

Oh, and I don't like multiblade razors. My mach 3 doest cut all the hair in one swoop like on the commercial.

[JeeberD]

[email protected]

I wonder where stuff sent there winds up?

[Blackadar]

And I got more game than your ass cuz if Some Random Girl was in a room with just you and me, and if she was going home with only one of us, I guaran-fucking-tee you'd be the one having to stand in the corner circle jerking with the toothless wino who came in looking for the leftover booze.

Um...HA IS the toothless wino who came in looking for the leftover booze.

[Ksyrup]

Remember Danger Kitty? They were a spoof band for (i think) Capital One commercials...bout 4 years ago.

They had a song on the commercial called "Love Rocket". Very funny.
Danger Kitty is an actual 80's spoof band called Metal Shop (at the time, now known as Metal Skool). They do originals that are freakin' hilarious (I have some MP3s you've GOT to hear), but are mainly an 80s cover band in LA. I think they're affiliated with National Lampoon now for a DVD release.

[Hurst2112]

Danger Kitty is an actual 80's spoof band called Metal Shop (at the time, now known as Metal Skool). They do originals that are freakin' hilarious (I have some MP3s you've GOT to hear), but are mainly an 80s cover band in LA. I think they're affiliated with National Lampoon now for a DVD release.


Very interesting. Never knew that.

[Ksyrup]

EDIT: NSFW - not just because they are 4 guys doing their best Poison imitation in this link, but mainly for the Slut of the Month pic and link on this page.


There was a huge fight over the name Metal Shop a few years back, so they're now Metal Skool. Funny as hell stuff:

hxxp://metalskool.com/

The names of a couple of guys in the band sound familiar, but I can't place them from yesteryear. Or perhaps that's part of the joke, I don't know!

[st.cronin]

I wonder where stuff sent there winds up?

I *think* it gets forwarded to the North Pole.

[Hurst2112]

EDIT: NSFW - not just because they are 4 guys doing their best Poison imitation in this link, but mainly for the Slut of the Month pic and link on this page.


There was a huge fight over the name Metal Shop a few years back, so they're now Metal Skool. Funny as hell stuff:

hxxp://metalskool.com/

The names of a couple of guys in the band sound familiar, but I can't place them from yesteryear. Or perhaps that's part of the joke, I don't know!

Well, wasn't there a Mike Starr in AIC before Inez took over? Im about to leave for work but you can check all music. It's not the same guy though. Don't rec. anybody else's name.

[stevew]

Man, the blade proliferation must be stopped. I wonder if Schick will counter with a 6 blade, or just move to something like 8 blades. Have their "Ocho" razor which probably will cost 10 bucks for a one pack of blade refills.

And I'm sure this new one will be hella stolen. Its moving from a functional razor, into a luxury item.

[mrsimperless]

The 5 blade announcement is actually what is delaying TCY2. Jim has to jump directly to 20 blades now in this release.

[Axxon]

Yeah man, like your hypocritical holier than thou shit is going to score the women either.

Bitch, please. At least I'm sincere and honest with my shit and don't talk out of both sides of my mouth.

I just wanted to say that I sincerely appreciate people who talk out of both sides of their mouths.

The "popeye talking" look really freaks me out dude. :D