I hate women sometimes...

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I had a little thing for this woman last December. I asked her out and she accepted. She backed out a few days before. OK. No problem. I backed off and never asked her again.

I have her in one of my classes now. I was talking with a few classmates including her. I had done a pretty good job avoiding her until now, but it would have been rude to do so now.

Well, she made a point that she split with the bast boyfriend a few weeks ago. She was also complaining about gaining weight, and trying to provi it by showing off her stomach and thighs. It was driving me insane, as I happen to find her very attractive.

Damn I wish she hadn't done that. I should have just left...

[mrsimperless]

Other than you don't have TCY2 yet, what exactly is the problem? Did the peep show bother you or was it the fact that she apparently wants you now?

[sachmo71]

I had a little thing for this woman last December. I asked her out and she accepted. She backed out a few days before. OK. No problem. I backed off and never asked her again.

I have her in one of my classes now. I was talking with a few classmates including her. I had done a pretty good job avoiding her until now, but it would have been rude to do so now.

Well, she made a point that she split with the bast boyfriend a few weeks ago. She was also complaining about gaining weight, and trying to provi it by showing off her stomach and thighs. It was driving me insane, as I happen to find her very attractive.

Damn I wish she hadn't done that. I should have just left...


What's up with matchgirl?

[BigJohn&TheLions]

What's up with matchgirl?
Sadly it didn't work.

She wanted a deep, heavy relationship. I wanted something light that could develop in time.

That said, it wasn't her. It was me. I tend to be a bit commitment phobic.

[maximus]

I had a little thing for this woman last December. I asked her out and she accepted. She backed out a few days before. OK. No problem. I backed off and never asked her again.

I have her in one of my classes now. I was talking with a few classmates including her. I had done a pretty good job avoiding her until now, but it would have been rude to do so now.

Well, she made a point that she split with the bast boyfriend a few weeks ago. She was also complaining about gaining weight, and trying to provi it by showing off her stomach and thighs. It was driving me insane, as I happen to find her very attractive.

Damn I wish she hadn't done that. I should have just left...


She's playing you. DO NOT FALL FOR IT!!!

[Fidatelo]

I'm going to brag about something in a style that sounds like a complaint.
http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[BigJohn&TheLions]

She's playing you. DO NOT FALL FOR IT!!!
I know. I won't. She's just fucking with my head because she knows she can.

[Raiders Army]

Just picture Starr Jones. That'll help.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Just picture Starr Jones. That'll help.
She's a DEEEEEEEEE-VAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

How do you know that this sexy thing isn't Starr Jones? Ok, I'm feeling sick now.

[Raiders Army]

She's a DEEEEEEEEE-VAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

How do you know that this sexy thing isn't Starr Jones? Ok, I'm feeling sick now.
I apologize, but at least I didn't post a pic.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I should find out how she is with baking brownies though...

[Joe]

I should find out how she is with baking brownies though...


find out if she uses splenda

[cuervo72]

You should have said:

"Daaaaaaammmmnnn, girl! You HAVE put on weight! What have you been EATING?!?!"

[BigJohn&TheLions]

You should have said:

"Daaaaaaammmmnnn, girl! You HAVE put on weight! What have you been EATING?!?!"
When I said "No... You look great!" She replied that it makes her mad when people say that. My response was "Well would it be better if people said 'Yeah. I noticed. You really should work out more and firm that up, it's gettin' a bit flabby.'"

She said "You look great" was preferred...

[JeeberD]

I had a girl at work grab my butt today...it was a bit of a shock I assume that she knows I'm engaged, but she is fairly new so maybe not.

[Noop]

My advice ask if she likes it from the thigh up or the neck down.

[Joe]

I had a girl at work grab my butt today...it was a bit of a shock I assume that she knows I'm engaged, but she is fairly new so maybe not.


maybe you just had a piece of pasta stuck back there.

[Lorena]

Avoid this girl at all costs! Unless you wanna hear her whine about how fat she looks in a size 2

[Lorena]

maybe you just had a piece of pasta stuck back there.

Maybe he had a fly on his butt and she swatted it off :p

[Cringer]

I had a girl at work grab my butt today...it was a bit of a shock I assume that she knows I'm engaged, but she is fairly new so maybe not.

Yeah, but do you have whores offer you bj's when you are trying to do your job? I think not. Thank you very much. :)

[JeeberD]

Nah, she didn't smack it, she cupped it as she was walking by...

[Joe]

you should file a complaint. i bet OG has deep pockets to give you hush money.

[JeeberD]

Damn, if only it had been a manager. Then I really could have gone for the big bucks...

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I had a girl at work grab my butt today...it was a bit of a shock I assume that she knows I'm engaged, but she is fairly new so maybe not.
I thought you stopped the exotic dancing...

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I had a girl at work grab my butt today...it was a bit of a shock I assume that she knows I'm engaged....
I bet you were asking for it. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Cringer]

I bet you were asking for it. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

You seen the pants he wears to work? Damn right he was asking for it.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

You seen the pants he wears to work? Damn right he was asking for it.
Pixplsk? Thx :D

[JeeberD]

Heh, my work pants actually have a tear in the crotch right now. Been that way for about three weeks now but I'm too lazy to sew 'em up or buy new ones. Thank god for aprons... :D

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Heh, my work pants actually have a tear in the crotch right now. Been that way for about three weeks now but I'm too lazy to sew 'em up or buy new ones. Thank god for aprons... :D
See, I knew you were asking for it.

[JeeberD]

It's not my fault I'm such a sexy beast... :(

[foozball]

LOL

what your really saying is you hate yourself. This woman is simply a mirror image of you: flakey and commitment phobic.

Sounds like she's playing head games with you, in which case she is your soulmate.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

LOL

what your really saying is you hate yourself. This woman is simply a mirror image of you: flakey and commitment phobic.

Sounds like she's playing head games with you, in which case she is your soulmate.
Thanks Zena. Congradulations on your first post! Unfortunatly, if every woman who played head games and was a little flakey was my soulmate I would have had dozens of them. Present company excepted, of course!

BTW... a friend of yours called here on Monday looking for you. She said you mother gave her my number. I told her I hadn't seen you in a couple of weeks.

For those of you who wonder what that was about...

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=42364&highlight=spying

[Lorena]

Heh, my work pants actually have a tear in the crotch right now. Been that way for about three weeks now but I'm too lazy to sew 'em up or buy new ones. Thank god for aprons... :D

Uhh... a little too much info there Jeebs, but thanks for the visual :D

[Joe]

Heh, my work pants actually have a tear in the crotch right now. Been that way for about three weeks now but I'm too lazy to sew 'em up or buy new ones. Thank god for aprons... :D

so why didn't she grab your crotch :confused:

[Coffee Warlord]

Heh, my work pants actually have a tear in the crotch right now. Been that way for about three weeks now but I'm too lazy to sew 'em up or buy new ones. Thank god for aprons... :D

Take me now, stud muffin.

[KevinNU7]

I had a girl at work grab my butt today...it was a bit of a shock I assume that she knows I'm engaged, but she is fairly new so maybe not.
This happened to me often when I used to bounce at a bar on the weekends. Some waitresses are whores.

[Raiders Army]

This happened to me often when I used to bounce at a bar on the weekends. Some waitresses are whores.
Does that help them get more than 20%?

[KevinNU7]

Does that help them get more than 20%?
Not sure how grabbing the ass of the bouncer would increase tips.

[oliegirl]

I had a little thing for this woman last December. I asked her out and she accepted. She backed out a few days before. OK. No problem. I backed off and never asked her again.

I have her in one of my classes now. I was talking with a few classmates including her. I had done a pretty good job avoiding her until now, but it would have been rude to do so now.

Well, she made a point that she split with the bast boyfriend a few weeks ago. She was also complaining about gaining weight, and trying to provi it by showing off her stomach and thighs. It was driving me insane, as I happen to find her very attractive.

Damn I wish she hadn't done that. I should have just left...


OK, since no one else is playing the part of the Optimist...I guess I will. Isnt' it possible that this girl likes you and had a good reason to back out of the previous date? Did she give you a reason? Maybe she was having a family crisis, or something that she honestly needed to deal with. Maybe her Attention Whory-ness the other day was an attempt to get your attention so you'd ask her out again...what is the worst that could happen? She says no? She backs out again and then you know there is no chance. But what is the best that could happen? She could say yes, keep the date, you go out, have a great time, and get laid...isn't worth the risk????

[cuervo72]

Oh, as if women actually work that way.

[sterlingice]

For those of you who wonder what that was about...

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=42364&highlight=spying (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/showthread.php?t=42364&highlight=spying)
Aw, nothing so cute as a stalking internet-based relationship ;)

SI

[FrogMan]

Not sure how grabbing the ass of the bouncer would increase tips.
I guess he thought you simply were a very bouncy kind of guy :D

FM

[Young Drachma]

You should have said:

"Daaaaaaammmmnnn, girl! You HAVE put on weight! What have you been EATING?!?!"

::spits coffee on screen::

Well, not really. But you get the idea.

[foozball]

Thanks Zena. Congradulations on your first post! Unfortunatly, if every woman who played head games and was a little flakey was my soulmate I would have had dozens of them. Present company excepted, of course!

BTW... a friend of yours called here on Monday looking for you. She said you mother gave her my number. I told her I hadn't seen you in a couple of weeks.

For those of you who wonder what that was about...

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=42364&highlight=spying

John, please. No one is "stalking" you. This is a public forum & we've visited this site together many times. Infact, if you hadn't asked me my opinion on how to reply to certain topics I wouldnt know it existed. I did however, have a serious problem with your dishonesty, total disregard for my feelings and abrasive tongue. And yes, I think it shows a lack of respect when you share
such a serious life decision with anonymous posters and I have to read the boards to find out whats going on. To me that speaks volumes about your integrity. Now Im not going to post personal information about you or your family here because thats not what Im about. If it makes you feel better fine, but there are two sides to every story.....

carry on.

[st.cronin]

I had a girl at work grab my butt today...it was a bit of a shock I assume that she knows I'm engaged, but she is fairly new so maybe not.

Is it possible she mistook it for a pair of golden delicious apples and just wanted a little nibble?

[foozball]

OK, since no one else is playing the part of the Optimist...I guess I will. Isnt' it possible that this girl likes you and had a good reason to back out of the previous date? Did she give you a reason? Maybe she was having a family crisis, or something that she honestly needed to deal with. Maybe her Attention Whory-ness the other day was an attempt to get your attention so you'd ask her out again...what is the worst that could happen? She says no? She backs out again and then you know there is no chance. But what is the best that could happen? She could say yes, keep the date, you go out, have a great time, and get laid...isn't worth the risk????


I agree with this statement. However, if she has done this before, its probably best no to beat a dead horse.

[sterlingice]

John, please. No one is "stalking" you. This is a public forum & we've visited this site together many times. Infact, if you hadn't asked me my opinion on how to reply to certain topics I wouldnt know it existed. I did however, have a serious problem with your dishonesty, total disregard for my feelings and abrasive tongue. And yes, I think it shows a lack of respect when you share
such a serious life decision with anonymous posters and I have to read the boards to find out whats going on. To me that speaks volumes about your integrity. Now Im not going to post personal information about you or your family here because thats not what Im about. If it makes you feel better fine, but there are two sides to every story.....

carry on.
Yay, more drama from a new female poster http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

This is not to say that all new posters are bad or all female posters or anything like that, but our track record of new female posters of late is just not very good and I'm just not talking about the one that springs to mind...

SI

[JeeberD]

Yeah, that Farrah character is nothing but trouble...

[sterlingice]

Of late, is the key term here. There are certainly some good female posters here.

That said, maybe you're right. Farrah's been a bit off of her game with this whole pregnant excuse- clearly she's faking it. Nothing but trouble, the whole lot of 'em ;)

SI

[cartman]

I had a girl at work grab my butt today...it was a bit of a shock I assume that she knows I'm engaged, but she is fairly new so maybe not.

She was trying to order the "Neverending JeeberD bowl".

Little does she know that the "neverending" is actually "2 minutes"...

:D

[Fidatelo]

Of late, is the key term here. There are certainly some good female posters here.

That said, maybe you're right. Farrah's been a bit off of her game with this whole pregnant excuse- clearly she's faking it. Nothing but trouble, the whole lot of 'em ;)

SI
Their periods attract bears!

[Chas in Cinti]

John, please. No one is "stalking" you. This is a public forum & we've visited this site together many times. Infact, if you hadn't asked me my opinion on how to reply to certain topics I wouldnt know it existed. I did however, have a serious problem with your dishonesty, total disregard for my feelings and abrasive tongue. And yes, I think it shows a lack of respect when you share
such a serious life decision with anonymous posters and I have to read the boards to find out whats going on. To me that speaks volumes about your integrity. Now Im not going to post personal information about you or your family here because thats not what Im about. If it makes you feel better fine, but there are two sides to every story.....

carry on.

Anyone else feel like the grownups just sat at the kid's table at Thanksgiving...

We're trying to be juvenile and socially inept... please don't bother us with real issues...

or...

pixpls, k, thx.

[Desnudo]

The funny part to me is that John is getting advice from a woman on how to reply to posts on a text sim message board.

[cartman]

The funny part to me is that John is getting advice from a woman on how to reply to posts on a text sim message board.

Are you insinuating he should change his screen name to "LittleJackAndTheHouseKittens"?

:D

[oliegirl]

I agree with this statement. However, if she has done this before, its probably best no to beat a dead horse.


Thanks for agreeing with me :)

I just think that given the fact she went out of her way to mention that she had broken up with her boyfriend, she was dropping some pretty serious hints John's way...unless she gave him some really horrible reason for breaking the previous date (washing my hair, etc...) I would say go for it one more time...he still obviously likes her so why not?

[BigJohn&TheLions]

It has become obvious to me that every word I post here is scrutinized in a manner that may be taken too seriously, and in turn can be hurtful to certain parties. This was never my intent.

Even though it is a public forum, not everything posted has been meant for everyone to read. The anonymity that posting on a message board such as this allows for an openness that can be refreshing. Knowing that these semi-private thoughts are in a way being violated, and have been since the early days of a failed relationship makes me feel almost like I had a diary that has been read.

In a matter of speaking, dishonesty is in the eye of the beholder. I wouldn't sign up for a site and lurk in the background to read up on anybody. Even if someone showed me a site, I would let them know that I signed up. (I learned a hard lesson about privacy when a now ex-g/f handed me her "journal" and said "Check it out" She meant just look at the cover. I read a page that I really shouldn't have. Mistake made. Lesson learned.) In my own opinion I am sometimes too honest. Unfortunately this means I open myself up too much.

I'm not one that feels tit-for-tat gets anyone anywhere. This is not my intent. Having the last word just for the sake of having the last word is also not my bag. I just wished to address the issue of my "dishonesty." My side of the story is indeed irrelevant, as this is a relationship that is over. Now more than ever, I feel that it is definitely for the best.

"Foozball," please do not contact me any more. Please do not take it personally, I just think it would be better for us both in the long run.

Since my posts continue to offending you, I have decided to refrain from posting anything more. Good luck. I wish you the best in life.

[Chas in Cinti]

Since my posts continue to offending you, I have decided to refrain from posting anything more. Good luck. I wish you the best in life.

You don't mean refrain from posting ANYTHING, right? I mean, we knew you first... You have to be fair to your co-anonymous pseudo-friends!

:)

-Chas

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Yeah, that Farrah character is nothing but trouble...
You know you have a thing for bad girls Jeeber, just admit it. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Of late, is the key term here. There are certainly some good female posters here.

That said, maybe you're right. Farrah's been a bit off of her game with this whole pregnant excuse- clearly she's faking it. Nothing but trouble, the whole lot of 'em ;)

SI
I have been off my game lately. Hard to be sassy when you're covered in baby puke.

[sterlingice]

I have been off my game lately. Hard to be sassy when you're covered in baby puke.
That old excuse :rolleyes: :p

SI

[duckman]

Hard to be sassy when you're covered in baby puke.
Kinky. :D

[Galaxy]

Kinky. :D

You wonder what Arlie and her are doing...:D

[JeeberD]

You know you have a thing for bad girls Jeeber, just admit it. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif


Are you trying to say that you want me to spank you? :eek:

[duckman]

Are you trying to say that you want me to spank you? :eek:
Something tells me it wouldn't be the first time. ;)

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Are you trying to say that you want me to spank you? :eek:
Please sir?

[Galaxy]

This thread is getting hot.

[sachmo71]

You wonder what Arlie and her are doing...:D


My guess would be sleeping, but what the hell do I know?

[JeeberD]

Please sir?

[internal monoloague]Cocky&Funny...Cocky&Funny...Cocky&Funny[/internal monologue]



Uhhhhhh......





:o

[oliegirl]

I am hurt...everyone always wants to spank Farrah and not me :( Why don't I get any FOFC love????

[JeeberD]

Radii's too good of a friend of mine to flirt with his wife. I don't think I've ever said a word to Arles... ;)

[st.cronin]

*I* don't want to spank/be spanked by ANYbody.

[Coffee Warlord]

Radii's too good of a friend of mine to flirt with his wife. I don't think I've ever said a word to Arles... ;)

Too busy spanking him?

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

My guess would be sleeping, but what the hell do I know?
Sleeping? I vaguely remember what that was like...

[Schmidty]

I have a redhead that spanks me already, so I have no need of a Farrah. :)

[Galaxy]

I have a redhead that spanks me already, so I have no need of a Farrah. :)

The more, the merrier.

[cartman]

I am hurt...everyone always wants to spank Farrah and not me :( Why don't I get any FOFC love????

Don't be greedy now, oliegirl. You already are Head Cheerleader, so you take care of our cheerleader fetish. Now you want to monopolize the spanking fetish as well?

:D