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SegRat
10-02-2005, 02:26 AM
[after learning he's going to be expelled]
Weensie: Listen, this is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school. I don't know what I'm gonna do, man. My mom's gonna kill me.
Mitch: C'mon, she's not gonna kill you.
Weensie: Yes she is. See, I'm the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said, "Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you." She showed me the knife.
Joe
10-02-2005, 08:29 AM
You're my boy, blue!
Easy Mac
10-02-2005, 09:10 AM
you're my boy, blue was never uttered in the movie.
jeff061
10-02-2005, 09:18 AM
Blue, You're my boy?
Poli
10-02-2005, 09:20 AM
Dust in the wind...
Neon_Chaos
10-02-2005, 09:22 AM
"We're going streaking!"
Poli
10-02-2005, 09:29 AM
Grab your green hat!
Esquared1
10-02-2005, 10:32 AM
you're my boy, blue was never uttered in the movie.

I would have guessed it was during the heart-wrenching funeral scene. I'll never look at Dust in the Wind the same way again.
Joe
10-02-2005, 10:57 AM
you're my boy, blue was never uttered in the movie.


yes it was, you should watch it again.
Zippo
10-02-2005, 12:20 PM
lol, this was one awesoem movie.
Chas in Cinti
10-02-2005, 07:57 PM
is KFC still open?
Karlifornia
10-02-2005, 08:10 PM
I thought the movie was okay, but nothing I would sit around quoting with my other loser friends.
Neon_Chaos
10-02-2005, 09:55 PM
"FRANK THE TANK! FRANK THE TANK! FRANK THE TANK!"

*beer bong*

"It's so sweet... once it hits your lips!"
cthomer5000
10-02-2005, 09:59 PM
Arrested for what? Being awesome?!?

edit: or something very similar...
judicial clerk
10-02-2005, 10:05 PM
"Hellloooo"
"yeah?"
"I'm here for the gangbang?"
Neon_Chaos
10-02-2005, 10:27 PM
Dean Pritchard - "Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome, the co-host of CNN's Crossfire, famed political consultant, the raging Cajun, Mr. James Carville"

James Carville - "Thank you, Thank you Dean Pritchard. It's an honor and a pleasure to be here sir."

Dean Pritchard - "Topic number one. What is your position on the role of government in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?"

James Carville - "Well Dean, I'm… I'm glad that you asked that question..."

Frank - "Uhhh... Actually, I'd like to jump in and take that one Jimmy, If you don't mind."

James Carville - "Have at it, Hoss."

Frank - [Frank takes a drink of water, makes a funny face and grunts] "Recent research has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited and as a corollary the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it's important for America to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly there will always be a need for us to have a well articulated innovation policy with emphasis on human resource development. Thank you."

Frank: [Frank grunts, makes a face and goes limp]

[audience applauds]

Frank - "What happened? I blacked out"

Dean Pritchard - "That was interesting. ha ha. Thank you very much. And, uh, your rebuttal… Mr. Carville."

James Carville - "Oh... It... We... have no response. That was perfect."

Frank - "That's the way you do it! That's the way you debate!"
johnnyshaka
10-03-2005, 01:40 AM
Rewatch the movie with the commentary on...absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!