This happen to anyone else?

[Rockstar]

Last weekend I was at a bar and went went home with a moderately hot lady. (6-7 depending on your taste). I left (snuck out is more accurate) without getting her number or really caring too.
Fast forward to yesterday. I got pulled over for a broken signal light and who was the cop?
Yep. She told me she was a real estate agent at the bar.
I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "get the light fixed" (delivered with as much authority as she could re-establish) she jumped back in the squad car and off she sped.
What a trip!

[CraigSca]

This used to happen to me quite frequently, but I used to tell the woman that I was a craigsca.

[hukarez]

This reminds me of those "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" commercials that air on TV over here.

[WSUCougar]

Excerpt from Page 207 of "Hot For Teacher: The David Lee Roth Story"

[cougarfreak]

That's classical. Hilarious.

[CamEdwards]

you weren't tipped off when she anally violated you with her nightstick?

[KevinNU7]

Last weekend I was at a bar and went went home with a moderately hot lady. (6-7 depending on your taste). I left (snuck out is more accurate) without getting her number or really caring too.
Fast forward to yesterday. I got pulled over for a broken signal light and who was the cop?
Yep. She told me she was a real estate agent at the bar.
I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "get the light fixed" (delivered with as much authority as she could re-establish) she jumped back in the squad car and off she sped.
What a trip!
You really should ahve taken this fake story to the next level and said that she had a female parenter and they both had their way with you right there in your car

[John Galt]

You really should ahve taken this fake story to the next level and said that she had a female parenter and they both had their way with you right there in your car

He's still working on it before he sends it to Penthouse.

[sachmo71]

I can't believe he told her he was a rockstar. That just makes no sense.

[Buzzbee]

Actually, I had a similar experience. I was at a bar and went home with this moderately attactive lady. I snuck out without getting her number (and not really wanting to). Fast forward to yesterday. I'm in the market for a house so I went to the local real estate office and who was my agent? Yup. She told me she was a cop at the bar. I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "how much do you make" (delivered with as much professionalism as she could re-establish) she handed me off to another agent and off she sped to the breakroom. What a trip!<!-- / message -->

[Klinglerware]

Actually, I had a similar experience. I was at a bar and went home with this moderately attactive lady. I snuck out without getting her number (and not really wanting to). Fast forward to yesterday. I'm in the market for a house so I went to the local real estate office and who was my agent? Yup. She told me she was a cop at the bar. I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "how much do you make" (delivered with as much professionalism as she could re-establish) she handed me off to another agent and off she sped to the breakroom. What a trip!<!-- / message -->

So you didn't tell her that you were a buzzbee? Or did you let your stinger do your talking?

[Buzzbee]

Ah, yes. I left out that key part of the story. I told her that I was Buzz, the Georgia Tech mascot.

[chinaski]

every time i think of or see a lady cop, i always think of Sir Psycho Sexy by the RHCP.

[Rockstar]

Actually, I had a similar experience. I was at a bar and went home with this moderately attactive lady. I snuck out without getting her number (and not really wanting to). Fast forward to yesterday. I'm in the market for a house so I went to the local real estate office and who was my agent? Yup. She told me she was a cop at the bar. I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "how much do you make" (delivered with as much professionalism as she could re-establish) she handed me off to another agent and off she sped to the breakroom. What a trip!<!-- / message -->

Dont let the excitement of my life (cough. cough.) cause such jealousy. :D

This is just a mild occurance of the weird things that have happened to me. But there is a good point in the above post about sending it to Penthouse. Rockstars have all the great experiences.