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Airhog
10-07-2005, 08:05 PM
Chopping a jalapeno pepper. Big mistake, and now it feels like my nose is being heated by a jet engine. My other nostril is on fire too now. And yes, I tried snorting some water...
PilotMan
10-07-2005, 08:11 PM
ROFLMAO! I don't think there is much you can do about this one. Dairly products work best on heat. Try milk.
jeff061
10-07-2005, 08:17 PM
Ouch man. I've learned that lesson before.
Critch
10-07-2005, 08:18 PM
Go whack off to take your mind off the pain in your nose.
Airhog
10-07-2005, 08:20 PM
I finally just snorted some more water and that helped some more. Its still painful though. Im just glad I wasnt cooking with habernos :D
Samdari
10-07-2005, 08:27 PM
I didn't even need to click on this thread to know where it was going.

Been there, and I have to say OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Schmidty
10-07-2005, 08:47 PM
Remind me to never eat anything you've cooked.....
cuervo72
10-07-2005, 08:51 PM
Go whack off to take your mind off the pain in your nose.

Cream is dairy, right?
JeeberD
10-07-2005, 09:05 PM
Stick your juicy finger in your eye. That'll make you forget about your nose...
Airhog
10-07-2005, 10:06 PM
Remind me to never eat anything you've cooked.....


It was actually some time after I finished cooking. I washed my hands, and I wasnt picking my nose while I worked :D
Ragone
10-07-2005, 10:07 PM
guess its a good thing you weren't scratching your ass :)
MrBigglesworth
10-07-2005, 10:36 PM
Capsaicin, what causes the heat, does not dissolve in water, it binds to fat molecules, so use anything with fat in it (dairy, like some people said, cream is great becaue of the high fat content). For even more fun than snorting milk, it also dissolves in alcohol.
ThunderingHERD
10-07-2005, 11:21 PM
Did eyes & nose before. Excruciating.
Karlifornia
10-07-2005, 11:31 PM
I got cayenne pepper powder in my eye before, I got lucky, but it still hurt like hell.
ThunderingHERD
10-07-2005, 11:35 PM
I got my foreskin caught in my zipper once. That was pretty bad too.
bbor
10-08-2005, 02:51 AM
I got my foreskin caught in my zipper once. That was pretty bad too.



uhhh...ow.
ThunderingHERD
10-08-2005, 03:27 AM
uhhh...ow.

Unzipping hurt more.

I was in like 3rd or 4th grade when it happened--zipped it right up in the school restroom. I had to walk around the rest of the day with my shirt pulled down over my fly.