Ping: Drunk Guy

[Raiders Army]

Where's our weekly I'm Drunk thread???

[Joe]

Wasabiak should be posting it a little later

[Greyroofoo]

give me an hour or so, I'm on my way!

[ice4277]

No drinky for me tonight. Saving it up for tailgating tomorrow.

[Sublime 2]

I can't feel my tongue does that count?

[gottimd]

I'm on Crystal Meth, Acid, shrooming and snorting coke and shooting heroin all that same time. And the one time I dont drink and Drunk guy gets pinged.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

[LoneStarGirl]

gottimd, are you and lungs the same person?

[cthomer5000]

give me an hour or so, I'm on my way!
well.... what gives>?!

[tucker342]

Hey guys don't worry DRUNK GUY IS HERE!!! AHHH Bacardi and Coke:DDDD

[NoMyths]

All you effers with your Coke additions ain't men. That's all I'm saying.

Sapphire. Straight.

[Greyroofoo]

Reason #79 why Alcohol is good:
It helps greatly when you have to take a random piss test

[Raiders Army]

*Sung to Real American Heroes (or Real Men of Genius)*

Bud Light presents Real American Heroes (Real American Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster (Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster)
One wrong keystroke and everyone thinks you're drunk...especially when you tell them (when you tell them)
You pretend you're drunk but in reality you just want attention (want attention)
You post a poll about what's better, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Miller Lite
But everyone knows that there's no difference with cheap beer (cheap cheap cheap)
So crack open a cheap beer, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster
Because without you we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at (we're all laughing at you)

[gottimd]

*Sung to Real American Heroes (or Real Men of Genius)*

Bud Light presents Real American Heroes (Real American Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster (Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster)
One wrong keystroke and everyone thinks you're drunk...especially when you tell them (when you tell them)
You pretend you're drunk but in reality you just want attention (want attention)
You post a poll about what's better, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Miller Lite
But everyone knows that there's no difference with cheap beer (cheap cheap cheap)
So crack open a cheap beer, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster
Because without you we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at (we're all laughing at you)
Need Antmeister to make this.

[saldana]

i was drunk by 2pm yesterday, but didnt have a computer to post....do i get any credit?...i was at a beer festival that started at noon, i didnt get home until 8, and by then i was already hung over, so i didnt post.

[Raiders Army]

I've had a few beers today but it's not the weekend.

[ThunderingHERD]

prarty!!!!

[Lorena]

*Sung to Real American Heroes (or Real Men of Genius)*

Bud Light presents Real American Heroes (Real American Heroes)
Today we salute you, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster (Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster)
One wrong keystroke and everyone thinks you're drunk...especially when you tell them (when you tell them)
You pretend you're drunk but in reality you just want attention (want attention)
You post a poll about what's better, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Miller Lite
But everyone knows that there's no difference with cheap beer (cheap cheap cheap)
So crack open a cheap beer, Mr. Drunk FOFC Poster
Because without you we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at (we're all laughing at you)

I thoroughly enjoyed it! I had the song in my head and everything... nicely done :)

[JeeberD]

I've had about six beers already watching the UTEP game. Too bad I only have six more and no liquor in the house... :(

[Lorena]

I haven't had a drink in a L O N G time. Reading this thread makes me wanna hit the cupboard and take a few swigs of Vodka.

[st.cronin]

I love scotch.

[Lorena]

I'm not much of a beer fan, gimme the hard stuff anyday! Long Island Iced Teas are my favorite.

[Schmidty]

I haven't had a drink in a L O N G time. Reading this thread makes me wanna hit the cupboard and take a few swigs of Vodka.

Don't do it.

I'm not usually serious, but just don't do it.

[Lorena]

Don't do it.

I'm not usually serious, but just don't do it.


Yeah, you're right. On an empty stomach, I'd be drunk in no time.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I'm not much of a beer fan, gimme the hard stuff anyday! Long Island Iced Teas are my favorite.
Throw a stone and you'll hit some place that makes great margaritas. Why mess with vodka?

[JeeberD]

Sut your mouth, Farrah. Vodka rocks my world...

Of course, tequila is damn good stuff as well.

[Airhog]

show us your boobs!!!

[Schmidty]

Sut your mouth, Farrah. Vodka rocks my world...

Of course, tequila is damn good stuff as well.

Vodka: The choice of burned-out movie stars everywhere.*




*See Betty Davis, Joan Crawford, etc....

[Izulde]

I drank a fair amount of Peppermint Schnapps earlier in the day. Really freshened my mouth.

[Greyroofoo]

Drunk guy is in da house!!!!!!

[Greyroofoo]

Sut your mouth, Farrah. Vodka rocks my world...

Of course, tequila is damn good stuff as well.

Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water? Vodka, thats what they drink............

[Airhog]

Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water? Vodka, thats what they drink............


It's because the water is so poor in those countries that you might die if you drank the water! :D

[ThunderingHERD]

are yuo syaing you wantoa finght me??

[Greyroofoo]

you know you're drunk when you're better at texas hold'em w/o ever looking at your cards than when you see em

[Greyroofoo]

are yuo syaing you wantoa finght me??

i'll frickin pick a fight with your mother

[Greyroofoo]

where are all the drunk people at?

[ThunderingHERD]

where are all the drunk people at?

sorry i'm late

[Greyroofoo]

a drunk person is never early, nor is he late, he arrives precisely when he doesn't mean to

[JeeberD]

This will be the thread for me tonight after the UTEP game and the costume party I'm going to...

[JeeberD]

I OWN tihs thread onight...

[JeeberD]

Dla-

fucking hickups fucking up my typing...

[tucker342]

Jeeber, I'm sorry man, but u aint got shit on me tonight... after taking a break last weekend, I'm back in full force this weekend! Bacardi and Red Bull is a good mix

[Raiders Army]

Drinking actually makes my typing better.

[Raiders Army]

I'm that drunk guy this week. Long day, no football, and Corona Extra makes me happy.

[Raiders Army]

Wherefore art thou, sexy Raiders ARmy?

[Raiders Army]

Yeah, I don't follow the dola rulez.

[Passacaglia]

Why no football?

[Joe]

i'm always amazed at how drunk people search for this thread to post in

[lungs]

I am drunk. I love getting drunk. Living in a car might be kind of depressing to some but I kind of like it. Heck, I can just drive to the liquor store, go grab a bottle of Mr. Boston's Vodka and get so smashed in the parking lot of the liquor store that if I run out, I don't have to drive to the liquor store and risk getting arrested for drunk driving.

Some people just don't realize the benefits of living in a car. The only thing that sucks is that I'm missing the passenger side door. It's starting to get a little cold up here in Wisconsin so I might have to go steal a door that fits on my 1976 Chrysler New Yorker.

[KevinNU7]

I am drunk. I love getting drunk. Living in a car might be kind of depressing to some but I kind of like it. Heck, I can just drive to the liquor store, go grab a bottle of Mr. Boston's Vodka and get so smashed in the parking lot of the liquor store that if I run out, I don't have to drive to the liquor store and risk getting arrested for drunk driving.

Some people just don't realize the benefits of living in a car. The only thing that sucks is that I'm missing the passenger side door. It's starting to get a little cold up here in Wisconsin so I might have to go steal a door that fits on my 1976 Chrysler New Yorker.
take the money you are spending on alcohol and internet access and get a life

[Karlifornia]

take the money you are spending on alcohol and internet access and get a life


Maybe that's how he wants to spend his life. It really ain't for you to decide. If you want to be his father, maybe you should send him some money while you're at it.

[MJ4H]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/monkeytruck6wl5dw.gif

[Crapshoot]

I am extraordinarily drunk, but the story of the girl from Harvard is best saved for another time.

[lungs]

take the money you are spending on alcohol and internet access and get a life

I don't spend money on internet access. I steal it.

And come on, if you knew anything about liquor you'd know I'm buying about the cheapest liquor possible.

And who the hell are you to judge me? I happen to not mind living in my fucking car and if you have a problem with that, you can frig off.

[ThunderingHERD]

ThunderingHERD cam:

<img src="http://www.expenseroso.com/medrunknow.jpg">
<img src="http://www.expenseroso.com/drunkmenow.jpg"

[Schmidty]

ThunderingHERD cam:

<img src="http://www.expenseroso.com/medrunknow.jpg">
<img src="http://www.expenseroso.com/drunkmenow.jpg"

Just get a hooker dude. This is way more sad, drunk or not.



edited to add a half-hearted ;)

[ThunderingHERD]

Just get a hooker dude. This is way more sad, drunk or not.


Sad, eh? Perhaps I should have included the next frame:


http://www.expenseroso.com/notsad.jpg

[Schmidty]

Sad, eh? Perhaps I should have included the next frame:


http://www.expenseroso.com/notsad.jpg

Ok, now I envy you.

[kcchief19]

Oddly, this is the next frame from the camera.

http://www.deargodmakeitstop.com/rwbl/drunkguy.jpg

[ThunderingHERD]

Oddly, this is the next frame from the camera.

http://www.deargodmakeitstop.com/rwbl/drunkguy.jpg

I wish I could quit you.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Dude what the hell are you drinking? Milwaukee's Best? God get a job so you can afford some real beer.

[lungs]

Dude what the hell are you drinking? Milwaukee's Best? God get a job so you can afford some real beer.

Screw that, Beast might be too classy to drink. Drink Blatz.

[duckman]

Bumping this for the New Year's drunks. :D

[terpkristin]

w00t that's me!

/tk

[cthomer5000]

ill be there shortly!

[Greyroofoo]

dola!

[cthomer5000]

You know what's a great combo? Drinking, Poker, and RC Pro-Am on an NES emulator... who knew?!

[Desmond]

Watch out for those oil slicks.

[Lorena]

Not drunk... but a little woozy

[Terps]

I've had a bottle of Captain and not even feeling a buzz.

[Desmond]

Then explain why Bob is wearing your pants.

[cthomer5000]

Watch out for those oil slicks.
RC Pro-Am driving lessons:



Bombs are an effective tail-gating deterrent.

[Desmond]

what simulator are you using to play? I just finished 3 races but im real rusty.

[cthomer5000]

what simulator are you using to play? I just finished 3 races but im real rusty.
NNNesterJ 0.23 apparently.

[cartman]

Scusi if this has been posted before, but here is a quiz to tell you what kind of drunk you are. According to this, I'm a Chunder Monkey, fear my technicolor yawn.

hxxp://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/ (NSFW language)

[Desmond]

That was pretty awesome man.

[Lorena]

Scusi if this has been posted before, but here is a quiz to tell you what kind of drunk you are. According to this, I'm a Chunder Monkey, fear my technicolor yawn.

hxxp://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/ (NSFW language)

lol, I'm an angry drunk!! Fear my wrath... hic.. ugh... I'm off to bed.

[hahnkim]

im durbnkk. its cool. 2k5 was so last year. its alabout the 2k6. good lcuk to evetryone this year.

[Anthony]

im durbnkk. its cool. 2k5 was so last year. its alabout the 2k6. good lcuk to evetryone this year.

worst fake drunk post ever. :rolleyes:

[JeeberD]

Didn't even catch a buzz last night... :mad:

[Greyroofoo]

hangovers suck

[ice4277]

hangovers suck
Agreed. Ugh.

[Greyroofoo]

will i ever #$&*ing learn?

[TargetPractice6]

checking i n

[sabotai]

will i ever #$&*ing learn?
Let me consult the magic 8-ball.......

Sorry, all signs point to no. Well good luck to you anyway, sir.

[Desnudo]

Scusi if this has been posted before, but here is a quiz to tell you what kind of drunk you are. According to this, I'm a Chunder Monkey, fear my technicolor yawn.

hxxp://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/ (NSFW language)

"Quit it, you're an Alcoholic!"

[ThunderingHERD]

<img src="http://www.expenseroso.com/meandpbr.jpg">

[JeeberD]

PBR?

[gottimd]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

TUBGIRL RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do not scoll away from my post or face the consequences.....................

[JeeberD]

Did the smiley I used change to tubgirl? If so, I deleted it and apologize for any trauma it may have caused you, gottimd.

Stupid mofo's changing the goddamn smiley... :mad:

[gottimd]

Wow, that was horrible, especially opening at work, I had to scroll away really fast.

[Ben E Lou]

That's a week, Jeebs.

[gottimd]

My fault jeebs, I shouldn't have said anything, now I feel horrible.

[Ben E Lou]

My fault jeebs, I shouldn't have said anything, now I feel horrible.It wasn't you. Someone else IM'ed me.

[gottimd]

It wasn't you. Someone else IM'ed me.
Oh, I didn't do that. I meant by me bumping the thread with my post, it got Jeebs in the sin bin.

[Raiders Army]

That was a pretty quick edit too. Wow. The law came down fast there.

[Subby]

I think jeeber actually linked to a pic that *wasn't* tubgirl, but the hosting server in question replaces all externally linked images with a tubgirl image as a way to keep people from siphoning their bandwidth. Same thing happened to me a few years ago...

You should reconsider here, Ben. I think it was an accident.

[Coder]

Judging by the turnaround time for that edit it sure looks unintentional.

[Fonzie]

I third the unintentionality of Jeeb's post - seems innocent enough.

[Ben E Lou]

Yes, it looked unintentional. Yes, he edited quickly. Yes, he's been a valuable contributor. Normally, posting something like that would have been a month. The three facts I just mentioned knocked off one week each. At least two people saw it at work; that's two too many. My hope is that the suspension will remind not just JeeberD, but others, that bandwidth-siphoning from some sites could cause major problems for others.

[gottimd]

At least two people saw it at work; that's two too many.
In Jeebs defense, if you are reading a thread about "Drunk Guy" at work, you should be expecting some NSFW words and pictures. I was viewing at work knowing that, so I had my finger on the "x" out button. It wasn't that big of a deal. I think it was a honest linking mistake to a perfectly SFW smiling icon before the server switched it to that.

[Raiders Army]

Yes, it looked unintentional. Yes, he edited quickly. Yes, he's been a valuable contributor. Normally, posting something like that would have been a month. The three facts I just mentioned knocked off one week each. At least two people saw it at work; that's two too many. My hope is that the suspension will remind not just JeeberD, but others, that bandwidth-siphoning from some sites could cause major problems for others.
As I am at work right now, I fully support this. My first comment above was just commenting on how fast this happens. I am impressed.

[Coder]

As I am at work right now, I fully support this. My first comment above was just commenting on how fast this happens. I am impressed.

Well for what it's worth, I'm at work too.. and to me it's just about closing the window.. I know there are different opinions on this, but this is mine.. obviously Skydog won't overturn his decision though.

[Raiders Army]

The problem is that it's like Pandora's box. (I think) Once I upload the pic or contact the server, BAM, they got me. I don't think that closing the window will prevent that.

[Coder]

The problem is that it's like Pandora's box. (I think) Once I upload the pic or contact the server, BAM, they got me. I don't think that closing the window will prevent that.

Then I'd already be fired, since I get more NSFW pictures by email from actual colleagues sitting a few desks away than I've ever seen on any of the messageboards I frequent :).

Salesmanagers, Market Advisers, IT-personell.. those are various titles of people sending me such items.. I guess the Ford-firewalls in Warley aren't very good at finding those pictures ;).

[Desnudo]

Then I'd already be fired, since I get more NSFW pictures by email from actual colleagues sitting a few desks away than I've ever seen on any of the messageboards I frequent :).

Salesmanagers, Market Advisers, IT-personell.. those are various titles of people sending me such items.. I guess the Ford-firewalls in Warley aren't very good at finding those pictures ;).

I think Europe seems to have laxer view on this kind of thing. Just an impression I get.

[Desnudo]

Plus, if you can watch porn after the nightly news, what are a few bikini pics? ;)

[ThunderingHERD]

I apologize for contributing to this fiasco.

[Lathum]

back to the drunk guy. It is 5:54 on the east coast. Girlfriend gets up in 21 minutes. I am so dead.

[ThunderingHERD]

Yeh, I'm drunk too. But it's PBR again, so I there was no need for me with a strategically placed cheap beer to show up again in this thread.

[amdaily]

Took me 3 fucking minutes to find the drunk thread and after all tat work the quick reply failed on me.

anways, drunk here *wave*

no pic, sorry :(

[amdaily]

dola,

i'm so drunk i *think* i forgot to add alcohol to my last drink. so I added a bunch more in any case. cheers!

[Greyroofoo]

dola,

i'm so drunk i *think* i forgot to add alcohol to my last drink. so I added a bunch more in any case. cheers!

thats too smart of move for a drunk person!


I only wish I was drunk right now :(

[amdaily]

thats too smart of move for a drunk person!


I only wish I was drunk right now :(there's always tomorrow :thumbup:

[Lathum]

almost there

[saldana]

almost there
you have got to be kidding me...at least tell me you won some money while staying up all night drinking that crap you pour down your throat.

[Joe]

well, I had quite a bit to drink tonight. My father's funeral was today, and it was difficult for us all, though I gained strength through having my family here. I spoke quite a bit with my cousin Lisa, whom I seem to relate to quite well, and she was worried about me. I love her so much. She got me pretty drunk tonight. I had 4 pint glasses of Sam Adams, 5 glasses of cabernet wine, and 2 glasses of gin & tonic (doubles). I am seeing funny but well enough to type this up. I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for your support during this time in my life, and figured this thread was as appropriate a place as any to write this out, since I am pretty well drunk. Thanks everyone.

[Karlifornia]

well, I had quite a bit to drink tonight. My father's funeral was today, and it was difficult for us all, though I gained strength through having my family here. I spoke quite a bit with my cousin Lisa, whom I seem to relate to quite well, and she was worried about me. I love her so much. She got me pretty drunk tonight. I had 4 pint glasses of Sam Adams, 5 glasses of cabernet wine, and 2 glasses of gin & tonic (doubles). I am seeing funny but well enough to type this up. I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for your support during this time in my life, and figured this thread was as appropriate a place as any to write this out, since I am pretty well drunk. Thanks everyone.


Hang in there, bud.

[Airhog]

Well, heres to me being the drunk guy tonight. I don't have a webcam, or digital camera, so you won't see any drunk pics of me

[gottimd]

Well, heres to me being the drunk guy tonight. I don't have a webcam, or digital camera, so you won't see any drunk pics of me
Can you draw pictures using one of antmeisters free programs and post it?

[Raiders Army]

I'm drinking too. #6 in consecutive nights. I don't think I'll get drunk though.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Well, heres to me being the drunk guy tonight. I don't have a webcam, or digital camera, so you won't see any drunk pics of meWell no reason for me to hang around here tonight then...

[Airhog]

Im not sure you would want to see me drunk and half naked anyways

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Im not sure you would want to see me drunk and half naked anywaysHalf naked? You're probably right.

[Airhog]

or was it half drunk and naked

[Raiders Army]

Is it worse if you cry because of something emotional or something physical? I think it's something physical because it means you're a wuss.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

or was it half drunk and nakedNow that'd be ok :D

[tarcone]

i'm hammered

[tarcone]

its hard to multi task when drunk...i was peeing and then i started to think and ended up peeing all over the bathroom .....what a drag

[Greyroofoo]

its hard to multi task when drunk...i was peeing and then i started to think and ended up peeing all over the bathroom .....what a drag

personally i think it "what a pisser" would've been more fitting

[ice4277]

Martinis+Sam Adams Winter Brew=Bad Combination

[gottimd]

Alot of wife beater shots and 23 oz miller lites does not make wife happy.

[amdaily]

greetings! started on whisky, went to vodka, now reminiscing over lost love :(

[Karlifornia]

greetings! started on whisky, went to vodka, now reminiscing over lost love :(


Amen, BROTHA! I'm doin' the same thing, except it's nothin' but whisky. Lost loves suck :( :D

[amdaily]

drunk again. afraid i might be becoming an alcoholic :(

[SFL Cat]

pull it together bro. lost love indeed sucks, but life goes on and there will be happy times again.

[Desnudo]

drunk again. afraid i might be becoming an alcoholic :(

I just went through a phase like that, things will get better.

[amdaily]

drunken friday bump http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/cool.gif

[terpkristin]

I'm about 1/2way into my bottle of shiraz.


yum.

/tk

[duckman]

Alchies!

[Greyroofoo]

Let's play Drink the Beer!

[Desmond]

Ya know whats awesome? Turning so grey that everyone in the room has one foot headed for the phone to dial 911.

[JeeberD]

I'm about 1/2way into my bottle of shiraz.



Smart girl. I love me some shiraz... :)

[tarcone]

ok, reloading this bad boy as i am on my way .......busch beer and wedding crashers....what a combo

[Eaglesfan27]

ok, reloading this bad boy as i am on my way .......busch beer and wedding crashers....what a combo

Are you hoopsguy's wife?

[Coder]

you're drunk

(please notice the correct spelling of you are, abbreviated)

[sovereignstar]

Are you hoopsguy's wife?

That sounds about right.

[tarcone]

not awife..thank god....but im married and had a vasectomy....does that count?

[Eaglesfan27]

not awife..thank god....but im married and had a vasectomy....does that count?
Hehe. Just in case you don't follow most threads like I do, Hoopsguy is also watching that movie tonight with his wife. I'm just surprised that two FOFC'ers are watching it at the same time.

[tarcone]

ahhhh....must be karma.....not as good as a movie as i hoped though , pretty disappointed in it...wil farrells character sucked

[JeeberD]

I've got a solid buzz goin' on now. Gotta love vodka and cranberry...

[Karlifornia]

I went to a bar alone tonight...talk about sad. At least I ran into some acquaintances, and hung with them for a bit. The whole episode smelled like a certain Smiths lyric:

There's a club if you'd like to go,
you could meet somebody who really loves you.
So you go and you stand on your own,
and you leave on your own,
and you go home and you cry,
and you want to die.

I'm safely at home now, and I plan on tapping from this $5 bottle vodka and passing out nice and hard. hxxp://www.moderndrunkardonline.com

[ice4277]

Checking in. The Magic Johnson Super Bowl party was rather boring and drinks were expensive. I got nuthin.

[RGunner]

apparntly im druijknk
cool man

[ice4277]

apparntly im druijknk
cool man
It seems like it would be tough to spell drunk that bad. More power to ya.

[Desmond]

I cant feel my lower body. I can't get up and i can't control my bowels. heavens to betsy.

[ThunderingHERD]

Last night I was drunk. I woke up this afternoon and had a tab open in firefox on the pictures page for Jaleel White on IMDB. I have no idea why.

I still can't piece together the train of thought that led me there.

[Desmond]

Last night I was drunk. I woke up this afternoon and had a tab open in firefox on the pictures page for Jaleel White on IMDB. I have no idea why.

I still can't piece together the train of thought that led me there.

You were trying to find pics of the girl from Family Matters that did a porno. You didn't know her name so you had to look up the name of the show. But the name of the show slipped your mind so you looked up Urkel, took the actors name and went to IMDB and entered it. Right before you clicked the link for Family Matters you,

A) Had an image of Mischa Barton pop into your head, masturbated and went to sleep.

B) Your head starting hurting so bad you rested it on your desk and passed out.

C) Tried to rub your nethers on Jalleels image and collapsed before you could get your junk up.

[Karlifornia]

I'm a bit drunk again tonight. I helped my ex move. Talk about a bitch move. At least I hung out out with my friends tonight.

Ok, I'm quite drunk and watching Lisa Lampanelli secret stash on comedy central. My, she has a dirty mouth!

[JeeberD]

Last night I was drunk. I woke up this afternoon and had a tab open in firefox on the pictures page for Jaleel White on IMDB. I have no idea why.

I still can't piece together the train of thought that led me there.

For some reason this makes me smile and miss back when I was single and would get drunk and surf fairly regularly... :)

[twothree]

Ohhh, finally a ...yellow flag....no TD.

Don't want to disrupt the Superbowl thread, so I'll just. Bloody hell. You sure have to use the delete key a lot when you drink...grrrrr.

Any who, didn't want to ....TD...no Hacket couldn't hack it. YEAH!!! Finally a score. WTF at the Aleve commercial. Anyone else drinking tonight?

I got started a bit to early I think... :D

[amdaily]

Anyone else starting early today :wave: http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/cool.gif

[Desnudo]

You were trying to find pics of the girl from Family Matters that did a porno. You didn't know her name so you had to look up the name of the show. But the name of the show slipped your mind so you looked up Urkel, took the actors name and went to IMDB and entered it. Right before you clicked the link for Family Matters you,

A) Had an image of Mischa Barton pop into your head, masturbated and went to sleep.

B) Your head starting hurting so bad you rested it on your desk and passed out.

C) Tried to rub your nethers on Jalleels image and collapsed before you could get your junk up.

The girl that Urkel was chasing was in a porn? Or was it some other girl?

[JeeberD]

The youngest girl, I think it was the little niece...

[Desnudo]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0289340/

Unless Hot Girlz was about women working in the tropics.

[amdaily]

How the fuck did this thread get 5 days old?! i went to the local pub tonight and invited myself to some hicks borthday. they had ice cream cake and everything! i must have ate half the thing and then played some some vido bowling. fantasic night :thumbup:

[Karlifornia]

Pretzels? Check...
Squirt? Check....
Pint of rotgut bourbon? Check...

It's 10:40 p.m. right now. I'd be surprised if I can walk come midnight. Let's get it on!

[ThunderingHERD]

Shitty night. :mad:

[Neuqua]

chiniese foood can be spicey. when you add extra sauce. it can be extra spicey. i don't want to be me in the morning.

:(

[Izulde]

I'm going to get fucking hammered tonight.

[Karlifornia]

I'm part way fucked up right now. I've taken about 7 shots of bourbon.....now it's time for 3 more and a pass out

[Raiders Army]

chiniese foood can be spicey. when you add extra sauce. it can be extra spicey. i don't want to be me in the morning.

:(
When I get my Chinese, I get it extra hot and spicy. The restaurant puts "XXX" on my box to let me know it's really hot and spicy. Felt like napalm coming out of my ass this morning. Even after I wiped, my ass still burned.

[JeeberD]

Chinese food sucks. Get some fucking Thai if you want spicy...

[Karlifornia]

Chinese food sucks. Get some fucking Thai if you want spicy...


Come to San Francisco and tell me Chinese food sucks! :)

[Raiders Army]

Chinese food sucks. Get some fucking Thai if you want spicy...
You're absolutely freaking correct for spicy.

Chinese food ain't bad though...especially Mongolian BBQ.

Hey, and get this, my wife has to drive me to give glasses back to a cadet I gave a ride to because I drank some beers and our kids have to go too since we can't leave them home alone....

How about that for a threadjacka nd back on target???

[Coffee Warlord]

ETA 30 minutes till Trip To The Pub commences.

[terpkristin]

ETA 5 seconds til I get up and get a glass of wine.

It's snowing, I'm not driving anywhere, might as well have a good time! ;)

/tk

[tarcone]

im on my way 3 brewsters at applebys for dinner a tall boy and a can of busch
well on my way

[amdaily]

just got back from the loca pub. i seem to have crashed two birthday parties in 2 days. a ton of fun tonight! played some simulated basketball and met some guy who i went to high school with, except he graduated before i started going there. in any case a hot chick won me a peice of cake, so i'm not complaining!

[PackerFanatic]

I should have posted here last night...or the night before...

What a weekend!

[amdaily]

Bumping this thread before I head out so both me and other drunkards will be able to easily access it from page 1 when we return http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/wink.gif

[ice4277]

Checking in...long night out at the bar...good times.

[saldana]

i will posting appropriately in this thread later on, so i am bumping it back to the top of the page.

[amdaily]

i will posting appropriately in this thread later on, so i am bumping it back to the top of the page.As am I. Came home after an hour last night because my stomach hurt :( Plan to make up for it tonight though!

[CraigSca]

Take no prisoners tonight, guys!

[Raiders Army]

Yeah, I had some beers tonight. Corona Extra always fucks me up because there's no nutritional information on the label. I wanna know how much vitamin c is in there.

[tarcone]

a jumbo margarita and half my wifes for dinner now onto busch bottles and putting together an entertainment center.....should be interesting

[amdaily]

A ton of Jim Beam, and then a bunch of Smirnoff Ice's for me.

Does drinking make anyone else realize how much life sucks besides me? I often get in this reflective state, but lately more often when drunk. Hard to explain my exact thoughts, but you know...

[KWhit]

So tonight I had a few of those Bud Lights in the blue aluminum bottles. I like those.

[amdaily]

So tonight I had a few of those Bud Lights in the blue aluminum bottles. I like those.sickening : puke:

[saldana]

a couple of altbiers and about 6 imperial stouts later and i was shouting profanities at bode miller (asshat loser that he is..i dont ever want to see one of his fucking commericals again)

[saldana]

So tonight I had a few of those Bud Lights in the blue aluminum bottles. I like those.


mmmm...malted corn...NOT...how can you drink that stuff?

[tarcone]

ok i finished my entertainment center and 5 bottles of busch in about 21/2 hours ....im buzzing and it actually looks pretty sturdy(the entertainment center, not me)
I ROCK

[pennywisesb]

I went out with my roomates tonight and had 9 beers that I can remember... Jees, tomorrow should be fun!.......

[Vince]

Oh, thtop it mithter...you lush.

[KWhit]

mmmm...malted corn...NOT...how can you drink that stuff?
Mmmm.... Yummy good stuff.

I like to drink a lot of beer. When I drink stuff like Guinness or Bass or something like that I feel so damn full and bloated after 3 or so that I slow down and can't drink any more. A six-pack of Bud Light goes down smooth and easy.

[saldana]

Mmmm.... Yummy good stuff.

I like to drink a lot of beer. When I drink stuff like Guinness or Bass or something like that I feel so damn full and bloated after 3 or so that I slow down and can't drink any more. A six-pack of Bud Light goes down smooth and easy.

i could reccommend about a hundred different things that have the same type of body and taste about 500 times better. i generally only need to drink 4 or 5 beers to get wasted because the stuff i have is usually pretty high in ABV. (8 to 12%)

[Vince]

KWhit -- Bass gets you as full as Guinness? Interesting...I love Bass, but it's not nearly as filling as Guinness.

saldana -- I'd love to hear some recomendations. Personally, I love IPA's, which usually have a bit more 'kick' to them.

[Vince]

Oh, and this is my obligatory 'I'm drunk' post in the Ping: Drunk Guy thread. I'm drunk. Whoopee.

[Karlifornia]

I am relatively drunk. Relative in that, to the layperson, I would be drunk. For me, though, I more sober than I've been at 4 am in quite a while...


I tried to get laid by this girl who's really cool, but not attractive to me. Some would call it stooping low, but I call it gettin' while the gettin' is good...everyone that can, should...

Am I a jerk?

[amdaily]

Just got back from a private concert from which I won tickets from the local radio station. Got pretty drunk, cried at the sad songs, cursed at some others, but in the end went up and spoke to the hot girl which had been sharing eye contact with me all night. Nothing materialized, but I ended up with a photo of the band and puppy advise from some married woman.

[cthomer5000]

I've had a few drinks tonight.

One piece of advie, don't buy a beer simply because if has 5000 in it's name. It's neither futuristic nor cool becasue it's close to my screen name.

[Greyroofoo]

A ton of Jim Beam, and then a bunch of Smirnoff Ice's for me.

Does drinking make anyone else realize how much life sucks besides me? I often get in this reflective state, but lately more often when drunk. Hard to explain my exact thoughts, but you know...

I usually get drunk to avoid reflective thoughts

[ice4277]

I've had a few drinks tonight.

One piece of advie, don't buy a beer simply because if has 5000 in it's name. It's neither futuristic nor cool becasue it's close to my screen name.
The last time I tried to drink my screename was in college; I had a cube of Icehouse one night. Last time that ever happened.

[amdaily]

I usually get drunk to avoid reflective thoughtsSo do I, but 9 times out of 10 it has the reverse affect on me :(

Lets hope tonight is that 10th time http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/cool.gif

[JeeberD]

I don't think there's a JeeberD beer, or even a Jeeber or Jeebs beer. :(

I should be nice and toasty when I get home from the game tonight...

[amdaily]

My town sucks. Cavs game was on tonight, but the bars were empty, even the sports bar. Had 1 beer at one of places I stopped in at. Ended up at Starbucks with a frapachino and a skodoku puzzle for the bulk of the evening. I shouldn't even be posting in this thread after a night like that :(...

[JeeberD]

Had a pticher of Shiner (plus a couple of bottles before I went to the bar) and a vodka cranberry. Feeling pretty good right now...at least I was sober enough to beat my brother's butt twice in a row at NTN Trivia after the game was over.

[Neuqua]

i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one

[amdaily]

My boss invited me out for a 'beer ot two' tonight. I don't know if I should go or not. I keep seeing visions of me drunk off my ass making a complete and utter fool of myself while he stares on in disbelief :(

[Desnudo]

My boss invited me out for a 'beer ot two' tonight. I don't know if I should go or not. I keep seeing visions of me drunk off my ass making a complete and utter fool of myself while he stares on in disbelief :(

Two options. Depending on your boss:

1. Have a beer or two then leave your boss and drink somewhere else

2. Get him drunker than you

[miked]

My boss invited me out for a 'beer ot two' tonight. I don't know if I should go or not. I keep seeing visions of me drunk off my ass making a complete and utter fool of myself while he stares on in disbelief :(

Ask Hell Atlantic how that worked out...

[rkmsuf]

Ask Hell Atlantic how that worked out...


What happened? They end up at Subway or something?

[Greyroofoo]

My boss tries to get me drunk just about every chance he gets

[Desnudo]

My boss tries to get me drunk just about every chance he gets

Don't put out, he'll think you're a slut.

[KWhit]

I dunno.

There's something to be said for sleeping your way to the top.

[Desnudo]

Didn't you see Disclosure? It can only end in aborted oral sex, divorce, and job loss.

[KWhit]

Didn't you see Disclosure? It can only end in aborted oral sex, divorce, and job loss.
Yeah, and why was that? Cause Michael Douglas had "morals."

Please!


:rolleyes:

[Desnudo]

See, if you don't have morals, then you end up with your pet rabbit boiling on the stove.

[amdaily]

Early night for me, although it doesn't feel like one. I'm such a fucking pathetic loser, still pining over lost love from over 2 months ago. After making the rounds of 3 different bars (including an encounter with one homosexual conspiracy nut!) I ended up at a park where me and the ex once watched a meteror shower. It was just as cold tonight (Ohio, 24F) as it must have been that night. I drank a bunch of Jm Beam stright up reminienceing over fonder times. Surprised I made it home :( goodnight all!

[PackerFanatic]

SEcond night in a row of fun, fun drinking for me.

Nothing new, being a colleg e student I suppose.

My buddies 21st was last night and the fucker passed out by 11...what a douch.e..

Night FOFC :)

[Poli]

Night, Packer. :)

[Karlifornia]

I gotta take it easy tonight....have a work meeting at 9:30 tomorrow morning. I'll still manage to sneak in a few drinks.

[Poli]

My roommate, bless his soul, wanted me to have a drink about 4 hours before I came in to work tonight.

No thanks, I like my position in the Navy right now. Well, not really. That just wasn't part of the vision I have of my leaving the Navy.

[saldana]

I've had a few drinks tonight.

One piece of advie, don't buy a beer simply because if has 5000 in it's name. It's neither futuristic nor cool becasue it's close to my screen name.


i only know of 3 beers you could have chosen from. 2 of them would have been bad ideas...which one did you get?

[amdaily]

its a good thing i kept this thread bookmarked at the top, b/c i know i couldnt find it tonight!

anyways, another long, lonely night out on this pathetic piece of shit town. i know this sounds sterotypical, but i think the more i drink, the more sober i become. i was talking it up early on, but as i drunk more, i realized what a waste of time and money it was and just sat there reflecting on life :(

maybe spending some time at some AA meetings will help, although i don't need to be there, its something to pass the time, right? make fun of all the real drunks and such LOL. i need to go to bed.....

[Greyroofoo]

i am so frickin glad that I'm drunk tonight. W0oT!

[DaddyTorgo]

wow. i totally havn't drunk since my like "quasi-alcoholic" phase which was at least like 4-5 years ago. I mean if I'm going out sure. But I can't even keep it in the house or i'd just end up a total wreck again. funny how bad off i used to be. i woulda owned this thread...every single night

[cthomer5000]

added to list of life goals: grow a full beard

[cthomer5000]

OK, i just registered drunkontheinternet.com (seriously) .... look for exciting content at some point in my lifetime.

[Raiders Army]

bumping for a Monday Night beerfest

[amdaily]

My roommate, bless his soul, wanted me to have a drink about 4 hours before I came in to work tonight.

No thanks, I like my position in the Navy right now. Well, not really. That just wasn't part of the vision I have of my leaving the Navy.Interesting point. Does anyone else besides me have a job where no one cares if you show up drunk or adequately buzzed?

[st.cronin]

Interesting point. Does anyone else besides me have a job where no one cares if you show up drunk or adequately buzzed?

What sort of job is that? Only two that I can think of: Bartender and panhandler.

[Neuqua]

.20 wings tonight... $4 Pitchers

I'm tempted....

[amdaily]

Finally a good night at the closest bar, chatted with the hot waiteress for a solid hour before interruption :thumbup:L

[amdaily]

What sort of job is that? Only two that I can think of: Bartender and panhandler.While i wouldn't mid being a Bartender, or a panhandler for that matter, i work in retail. they leave me in charge of the evening shift, so anything goes!

[ice4277]

While i wouldn't mid being a Bartender, or a panhandler for that matter, i work in retail. they leave me in charge of the evening shift, so anything goes!
Wow. I used to work morning drive, so I'd occasionally get into work around 4:30 still feeling it from the night before, but definitely not something I would want to do on a regular basis.

[JeeberD]

Wow. I used to work morning drive, so I'd occasionally get into work around 4:30 still feeling it from the night before, but definitely not something I would want to do on a regular basis.

On a similair note, I couldn't tell you how many folks I've seen get fired from the OG for drinking on the job. I've come in to work a couple of times from being drunk the night before (and once from drinking on my break, that one is a long story) and there's certainly no way that I would choose to be drunk while serving...

[amdaily]

Checking in! Only mildly buzzed tonight, but then again you have to be to watch the Cavs play http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/redface.gif

[Greyroofoo]

dola

I plan to get plastered tonight, see ya all later!

[Raiders Army]

Drinking Corona right now. I can't believe Jeebs drinks Shiner more than Corona.

[AlexB]

Drinking Corona right now

This is another example of one of those cultural divides. This side of the pond that's enough to get you a good kicking :D

[Raiders Army]

This is another example of one of those cultural divides. This side of the pond that's enough to get you a good kicking :D
Bet you guys don't like Sam Adams either, eh? ;)

[terpkristin]

Drinking Sam Adams White Ale right now. :D

after a long 2 weeks at work, i plan on being a little tipsy tonight.

/tk

[AlexB]

Bet you guys don't like Sam Adams either, eh? ;)

We don't get that, but if that's the Boston beer, even as a bitter drinker I liked that stuff from what I remember from when I was over there

[amdaily]

Gonna head out in about an hour. Have a ride available, so I'm gonna go way overboard http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/cool.gif

[amdaily]

Gonna head out in about an hour. Have a ride available, so I'm gonna go way overboard http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/cool.gifGod, damn I'm embararresed to be posting first :(. The good news is I finally leanred how to play darts.Some Bill character taught me 301! but that was only because my favorite waitress wasn't there and i had to go to my backup place early on :( but either way i've had way to much to drinlk anf am going to bed!

[st.cronin]

Scotch, scotch, scotch. I love scotch.

[Greyroofoo]

i have no idea what i;ve been drinking for the the past three housrs bit itwas some damn sure sine giood alcohol w00t! gotta loe living in military dorms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JeeberD]

Drinking Corona right now. I can't believe Jeebs drinks Shiner more than Corona.

Corona is a good change of pace beer, but it's no Shiner Bock...

[amdaily]

drunk, depressed, & bored. i suck.

tonights funny moment was at the gas station where i swiped my drivers licenese in place of a credit card 3 times before i realized i had no credit available on it :(