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terpkristin
10-13-2005, 06:06 PM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html


<big>Musical breast implants</big> Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

As one of my male friends said, "Finally, breasts that are good for something other than looking nice."


/tk
SackAttack
10-13-2005, 06:09 PM
Aw, but just think! You'd never need to worry about iPod compatibility again!
Antmeister
10-13-2005, 06:21 PM
That would be nice in some ways. When having one of those romantic nights, you just turn the nipple dial to select the song, scroll through contents of the see through breast panel and then play one of you favorite R & B hits as you eat in a public restaurant. For those public exhibitionists, they will have an excuse to expose themselves and since this is a female device, you won't find me complaining. But it would be hell to upgrade those things. If they add HDTV, males would have a great excuse to be staring at a woman's breast, because a football game will be playing on them. :D
Galaxy
10-13-2005, 06:22 PM
It's like Peter having his own theme music whenever he moves!
Draft Dodger
10-13-2005, 06:41 PM
I would hope that Kelis "Milkshake" would come free with all models
Draft Dodger
10-13-2005, 06:43 PM
According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.

I'm assuming this man doesn't get laid much.
sovereignstar
10-13-2005, 06:44 PM
I'm assuming that we've found a cure for AIDS.
JeffR
10-13-2005, 07:12 PM
And it's only a short step from this to some sort of fembot-style gun implant. That'll make for some amusing accidental shootings.
st.cronin
10-13-2005, 07:25 PM
I don't think I'll be buying this company's stock.
Samdari
10-13-2005, 07:28 PM
As one of my male friends said, "Finally, breasts that are good for something other than looking nice."

/tk

I hear they are good for feeding babies. Designed for it in fact.
JeeberD
10-13-2005, 11:47 PM
Pfffttt...what idiot told you that, Sam?
Warhammer
10-14-2005, 08:16 AM
This gives a whole new meaning to "Tune in Tokyo!"
Ksyrup
10-14-2005, 08:24 AM
I hear they are good for feeding babies. Designed for it in fact.
Lullabies and breastfeeding! Perfect!