Skid Marks?

[Riggins44]

Let's be honest here. Is this a problem for you?

Some years ago I was playing racquetball with a guy from work when something awful happened. He had light colored (tan maybe) shorts on. I noticed a small dark spot while he was serving. I didn't think much of it actually. Not even sure why I noticed (uh oh). Anyways, as the game went on I noticed the spot begin to grow. At one point, the spot looked like a shotgun blast. By the end of the game it was a terrible mess.

Anyways, the guy eventually left the company I was at and the story leaked (no pun intended). He was then always referred to as "PS" for poop stains.

"How's old PS doing these days"

[Kodos]

Best poll of the day!

[JeeberD]

It's more than just a skid mark if it's leaking out onto his shorts...

[kingfc22]

It's more than just a skid mark if it's leaking out onto his shorts...
Where is the QOTM thread.http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Swaggs]

What a wasted opportunity to put in a perfectly placed trout option.

[Antmeister]

If it was a shotgun blast, that sounds more like he sharted (a shit and a fart). That no longer qualifies as a skid mark if it is no longer a skid or even a mark.

[Antmeister]

dola...

And I refuse to answer this poll.

[st.cronin]

dola...

And I refuse to answer this poll.

...

[Vince]

You know, I could have gone my whole life without hearing that story, and not been any worse off.

And yet I continued to read after "Yes. He shit himself."

[Radii]

1. I wash my butt. If I take a dump at home, I take a quick shower (unless there is company. then it's on to plan b.)



Seriously I shouldn't be encouraging this thread by posting, but...

does anyone else take a shower every time they take a dump at home? That sounds a little... weird to me.

[Pumpy Tudors]

At one point, the spot looked like a shotgun blast.
It's only 11am out here toward the east coast, but I have a feeling that reading the above is going to be the best part of my day.

[Butter]

Worst thread ever.

[rkmsuf]

Racquetball, that's so 80s. He must have been wearing the Larry Bird ball hugger shorts. Those were all the rage in the world of racquetball.

[oliegirl]

Men are gross...

[Riggins44]

My original story is a little bit funnier. There was a third party involved who witnessed the whole ordeal. Me and this other person didn't talk about it for over a year. Then one day it came out....

"So, you remember that time we played racquetball?"

"Yes... the stain?"

"What was that!?"

[pennywisesb]

So I'm a little wierd. I fully admit it. I am also a bit hairy.

As I heard Adam Carolla describe it once: It's like trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet.

Is it just me? Or was this COMPLETELY UNECESSARY?!

[Karlifornia]

I wipe until the TP comes back spotless

[Bea-Arthurs Hip]

I have a bit of an issue with this. My roomate in college had the same problem and we came up with an idea one night of a "Man Pad - for your heavy times of the month"...Every time I go to do my wash and witness the damage I have done I think back to 10 years ago and that great idea we had...

[braves31074]

You guys are pathetic.

[Riggins44]

I have a bit of an issue with this. My roomate in college had the same problem and we came up with an idea one night of a "Man Pad - for your heavy times of the month"...Every time I go to do my wash and witness the damage I have done I think back to 10 years ago and that great idea we had...

Classic. I always thought a dark brown stripe in the back of the underwear would be effective. It would be for those that like white underwear, but don't want the worry. So if you've got a little crayola action in your underwear... no worries.

Plus if anyone asks what's the deal with the stripe, "Um, it's a racing stripe".

[Glengoyne]

I am a freaking slob, but I NEVER leave skid marks in the Underwear. I'm with Oliegirl on this one...You guys are gross.

[Critch]

Are you sure the leakage was brown and not just dark? His hemroids may have burst causing the bleeding to seep through his shorts?

[MikeVic]

I'm in stitches from this thread guys, thanks.

[spleen1015]

I wipe until the TP comes back spotless

Exactly, even if it takes 20 wipes.

[Ramzavail]

This is sooo wrong. I was doing crunches earlier. Laughing makes my abs hurt! Not fair!!!

A female friend of mine was telling me that I would be surprised by the percent of guys who have skid marks...

Not me. I solve that potential problem by using several methods.

1. I wash my butt. If I take a dump at home, I take a quick shower (unless there is company. then it's on to plan b.)
2. Plan B. After thoughoughly wiping... Baby wipes. You would be surprised what regular TP misses.
3. Most of my drawers are black!
4. I also use a healthy amount of baby powder and/or Gold Bond.



Question - what if you drop a deuce at work? You don't bring Cottonelle's to work do you?

[spleen1015]

Question - what if you drop a deuce at work? You don't bring Cottonelle's to work do you?

Nothing like taking a dump and getting paid for it.

[Ramzavail]

That's what the baby wipes travel pack is for.

And yes, I wipe with regualar TP until the paper is clean, but after that I use the baby wipes. Again, you would be very surprised what a moist wipe picks up that regular TP misses, even after 20 wipes.

Speaking of 20 wipes? Why is it that you can drop a Paul Bunyan sized log and you're clean on the 1st wipe, yet a tiny little pebble can have you going thru about three rolls? And isn't the worst feeling when you are about to do the last wipe, hoping you're not gonna plug the toilet with all that paper and... uh oh. Here's another one. Then you gotta start wiping all over again.

So when you are at work, you leave your office with a package of travel pack baby wipes and walk into the bathroom?

What if somebody asks you a question while you are walking out or asks you what those are in your hand?

Wouldn't that be awkward?

I'm a big fan of the cottonelle's but I leave them at home and 1ply it at work.

Sure, I have red eye sometimes, but I'm not proud enough to bring a travel pack of cottonelle's to work.

[gottimd]

http://www.milkandcookies.com/images/feature/o/oopcrappedpants.jpg

[bryce]

For one semester in college, I lived in an apartment with 3 other dudes, and one dude pretty much furnished the entire living room and dining area himself, so he kind of viewed the pad as HIS apartment. Included in his furnishings were two chairs in the dining area that he regularly used exclusively for laundry, one chair for dirty clothes, and one chair for clean. The 'dirty' chair often had his skidmarked tidy whities on them, which was a fun eyesore while scarfing down some Totino's frozen pies 3 feet away.

But, anyway, the only time the 'dirty' chair was empty was when he was doing laundry, but if the timing was 'right,' occasionally one of our buddies was over while he was in fact doing laundry, and when he sat in the 'dirty' chair, we all got good laughs at his expense, as he was unknowingly basically sitting in our roommate's crap, literally.

Good times, sweet, mad good times.

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

Thats why I have brown underwear.

[timmae]

ok, now everyone I work with knows I'm a jackass... laughing uncontrollably for a good 10 minutes with wierd stares sent my way.

Anywhoo... what I don't quite get is one you get to the stall and it looks like someone has taken a rug and shaken it out on the toilet seat. You know.. the dust and debris that the previous person left. It seems to be dry flaky stuff but how the hell? Is it just crusted on back there??? good god..