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Ksyrup
11-08-2005, 09:55 AM
Englewood woman arrested, put rare parrot in her bra

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FORT MYERS, Fla. - A woman has been arrested for padding her bra - with a stolen rare parrot.

Jill Knispel, 35, of Englewood, hid the Greenwing parrot in her bra after taking it from her employer, Baby Exotic Birds of Englewood, police said.

When Knispel went to trade the bird for a vintage car, she told the car's owner how she got the animal, according to the Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Turns out the car's owner is friends with the man who owns the $2,000 bird. [D'oh!]

DNA tests confirmed the bird's identity and Knispel was charged Saturday with grand theft.

"The circumstances of the case are the most bizarre I've ever encountered," said veteran wildlife investigator Lenny Barshinger.

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rkmsuf
11-08-2005, 10:00 AM
the birds identity? it's a bird.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
11-08-2005, 10:00 AM
Picsplsk? thx - Only because I want to know how she managed to fit a bird in her bra. I certainly couldn't do it.

Raiders Army
11-08-2005, 10:14 AM
Wouldn't she be lopsided?

Cringer
11-08-2005, 10:57 AM
hmmm, I was hoping this would be about a Bro.

Still, good story. I am going to guess she is somewhat small in the breast area, got a fairly large bra and stuffed it. Then she emptied one cup and stuffed the bird inside who gently nibbled on her nipple for her. Just a guess, really I have no experience with this sort of thing.....

Ksyrup
11-08-2005, 11:02 AM
I'm surprised the bird didn't flip out and "lift and separate" her breasts from her body.

Cringer
11-08-2005, 11:04 AM
I'm surprised the bird didn't flip out and "lift and separate" her breasts from her body.

"Uhm, Ma'am, do you have a severe muscle twitch going on or something?"

GrantDawg
11-08-2005, 11:05 AM
hmmm, I was hoping this would be about a Bro.

Still, good story. I am going to guess she is somewhat small in the breast area, got a fairly large bra and stuffed it. Then she emptied one cup and stuffed the bird inside who gently nibbled on her nipple for her. Just a guess, really I have no experience with this sort of thing.....

"The bird said he was in to it."