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WSUCougar
11-16-2005, 04:01 PM
Guess the sparrow was a cribbage player...
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) -- The Dutch animal protection agency said Tuesday it is investigating the shooting death of a sparrow that knocked over 23,000 dominoes during an attempt to set a world record.

The ill-fated bird flew into an exposition center, threatening to derail a world record Monday, before it was chased into a corner and shot by an exterminator with an air rifle.

The bird was a common house sparrow -- a species placed on the national endangered list last year.

"Under Dutch law, you need a permit to kill this kind of bird, and a permit can only be granted when there's a danger to public health or a crop," agency spokesman Niels Dorland said.

"That was not the case. I might add, is it really necessary to kill a bird that knocked over a few dominoes for a game?"

Dorland said the agency plans to submit the case to national prosecutors. The incident came as the national birdwatchers association was preparing a campaign to draw attention to the rapidly declining number of sparrows in the country.

The Endemol production company, which organized the Domino Day event, defended the killing. The organizers wanted to break their own Guinness World Record of 3,992,397 dominoes set last year by toppling a chain of 4,321,000 blocks.

Around 200,000 dominoes were left to go, and the bird knocked down 23,000 of them.

Endemol spokesman Jeroen van Waardenberg said organizers made a "split-second" decision to shoot down the bird.

"That bird was flying around and knocking over a lot of dominoes. More than 100 people from 12 countries had worked for more than a month setting them up," he said.
And since when are common house sparrows endangered? I've got a few dozen chirping around here that I could ship overseas in the interest of international peace. MIJB, I want an answer...I want the truth!

Ramzavail
11-16-2005, 04:05 PM
Are they forgetting that 4,298,000 dominoes would have set the record as well?

QuikSand
11-16-2005, 04:07 PM
Yeah, it only got 23,000 dominoes, but it was bount to get more and more. Where do you draw the line? 50,000 dominoes? 500,000?

It had to go.

Anthony
11-16-2005, 04:09 PM
i wish i lived in the Netherlands. here i am in NYC, worried everyday if there's gonna be a terrorist attack or if Bush is gonna run this country into the ground and this is the type of nonsense that requires government intervention over there. wow, i love it.

and the girls are all blonde, big boobed and h.o.t., you can't beat that with a bat.

Ramzavail
11-16-2005, 04:13 PM
and the girls are all blonde, big boobed and h.o.t., you can beat your bat.

what?

kcchief19
11-16-2005, 04:15 PM
and the girls are all blonde, big boobed and h.o.t., you can't beat that with a bat. Which is a good thing, because I think beating the bat there will get you five to ten with good behavior.

WSUCougar
11-16-2005, 04:27 PM
Chaos reigned.

"Ach! Dur birdflugge isst van dominoen GEKNOCHHEN! ACH! Dur wooden shoen flingen van dur birdflugge! ACH! Pluggen dur diken!"

But wait!
organizers made a "split-second" decision to shoot down the bird
...and there just happened to be an exterminator with an air rifle guarding the dominoes.

"Isst anyoen dur Ramboen exterminatorn?"

Anthony
11-16-2005, 05:42 PM
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/5/5b/180px-Swedish_chef.jpg
"Whacken dur birdie flyen!!!"

MIJB#19
12-17-2005, 05:18 PM
Do you still need some answers Coug?

How did I miss this thread in the first place, it was the #1 news item for about a week overhere.

But parodizing like 'we' talk German, that's a no-no. 'We' hate the German language!

WSUCougar
12-18-2005, 04:43 PM
Do you still need some answers Coug?

How did I miss this thread in the first place, it was the #1 news item for about a week overhere.

But parodizing like 'we' talk German, that's a no-no. 'We' hate the German language!
Now Matthijs, if I'm going to go to such effort to bust your chops with Germanic-sounding fake Dutch, you can't wait a month to reply! :redface:

MIJB#19
12-18-2005, 07:12 PM
Now Matthijs, if I'm going to go to such effort to bust your chops with Germanic-sounding fake Dutch, you can't wait a month to reply! :redface:I'm sorry, my loyalest trade partner from the other conference. My visiting hours of FOFC were limited the previous months. Next time you need inside out information, I hope to be able to reply in a timely fashion. :rolleyes:

WSUCougar
12-19-2005, 09:12 AM
:rolleyes:
:D