New User Titles...

[Ben E Lou]

Just having a little fun...


<table class="tborder" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" width="90%"> <tbody><tr align="center" valign="top"><td class="thead" align="left">User Title</td> <td class="thead">Minimum Posts</td> <td class="thead" align="right">Controls</td> </tr> <tr align="center" valign="top"> <td class="alt2" align="left">n00b</td> <td class="alt2">0</td> <td class="alt2" align="right"> <select name="u4" onchange="js_usergroup_jump(4, this);" class="bginput"><option value="edit">Edit</option><option value="kill">Delete</option><option value="">_________________</option></select> <input value="Go" onclick="js_usergroup_jump(4, this.form.u4);" type="button"> </td> </tr> <tr align="center" valign="top"> <td class="alt1" align="left">Neophyte</td> <td class="alt1">100</td> <td class="alt1" align="right"> <select name="u5" onchange="js_usergroup_jump(5, this);" class="bginput"><option value="edit">Edit</option><option value="kill">Delete</option><option value="">_________________</option></select> <input value="Go" onclick="js_usergroup_jump(5, this.form.u5);" type="button"> </td> </tr> <tr align="center" valign="top"> <td class="alt2" align="left">Wet Behind The Ears</td> <td class="alt2">200</td> <td class="alt2" align="right"> <select name="u6" onchange="js_usergroup_jump(6, this);" class="bginput"><option value="edit">Edit</option><option value="kill">Delete</option><option value="">_________________</option></select> <input value="Go" onclick="js_usergroup_jump(6, this.form.u6);" type="button"> </td> </tr> <tr align="center" valign="top"> <td class="alt1" align="left">Knows What "Dola" Means</td> <td class="alt1">500</td> <td class="alt1" align="right"> <select name="u9" onchange="js_usergroup_jump(9, this);" class="bginput"><option value="edit">Edit</option><option value="kill">Delete</option><option value="">_________________</option></select> <input value="Go" onclick="js_usergroup_jump(9, this.form.u9);" type="button"> </td> </tr> <tr align="center" valign="top"> <td class="alt2" align="left">Learning The Ropes</td> <td class="alt2">1000</td> <td class="alt2" align="right"> <select name="u11" onchange="js_usergroup_jump(11, this);" class="bginput"><option value="edit">Edit</option><option value="kill">Delete</option><option value="">_________________</option></select> <input value="Go" onclick="js_usergroup_jump(11, this.form.u11);" type="button"> </td> </tr> <tr align="center" valign="top"> <td class="alt1" align="left">Has Started Shaving</td> <td class="alt1">2000</td> <td class="alt1" align="right"> <select name="u12" onchange="js_usergroup_jump(12, this);" class="bginput"><option value="edit">Edit</option><option value="kill">Delete</option><option value="">_________________</option></select> <input value="Go" onclick="js_usergroup_jump(12, this.form.u12);" type="button"> </td> </tr> <tr align="center" valign="top"> <td class="alt2" align="left">Cocky And Funny</td> <td class="alt2">3000</td> <td class="alt2" align="right"> <select name="u13" onchange="js_usergroup_jump(13, this);" class="bginput"><option value="edit">Edit</option><option value="kill">Delete</option><option value="">_________________</option></select> <input value="Go" onclick="js_usergroup_jump(13, this.form.u13);" type="button"> </td> </tr> <tr align="center" valign="top"> <td class="alt1" align="left">Grizzled Veteran</td> <td class="alt1">5000</td> <td class="alt1" align="right"> <select name="u16" onchange="js_usergroup_jump(16, this);" class="bginput"><option value="edit">Edit</option><option value="kill">Delete</option><option value="">_________________</option></select> <input value="Go" onclick="js_usergroup_jump(16, this.form.u16);" type="button"> </td> </tr> <tr align="center" valign="top"> <td class="alt2" align="left">Methuselah</td> <td class="alt2">7500</td> <td class="alt2" align="right"> <select name="u15" onchange="js_usergroup_jump(15, this);" class="bginput"><option value="edit">Edit</option><option value="kill">Delete</option><option value="">_________________</option></select> <input value="Go" onclick="js_usergroup_jump(15, this.form.u15);" type="button"> </td> </tr> <tr align="center" valign="top"> <td class="alt1" align="left">FOFC Addict</td> <td class="alt1">10000</td> <td class="alt1" align="right"> <select name="u17" onchange="js_usergroup_jump(17, this);" class="bginput"><option value="edit">Edit</option><option value="kill">Delete</option><option value="">_________________</option></select></td></tr></tbody> </table>
There's a little something special waitin' for Jeebs at 20 grand, too.

[Anthony]

you should have:

1500 - Has been attacked by Hell Atlantic

LOL.

[Antmeister]

you should have:

1500 - Has been attacked by Hell Atlantic

LOL.


That can happen in the first 50 posts, you sadistic poster. :D

[SackAttack]

What's creepy is my old posts show up as "Offensive Coordinator," but I'm pretty sure that as soon as I hit the button, It'll change to "Cocky and Funny," and I'll be pursuing Grizzled Veteranhood for about the fifth time. :(

[SackAttack]

Dola,

Yep.

[gstelmack]

I like the old system. This is actually a disincentive for me to hit 3K posts...

[vex]

And now I'm back to being grizzled:(

[albionmoonlight]

Pretty sure that I am cocky and funny

Edit-- yup.

I like being Cocky and Funny.

[Ben E Lou]

Dola,

Yep.I think that's because the system is still updating.

[Crapshoot]

is Jeebs going to be the HNIC at 20,000 ? :D

[Crapshoot]

dola- has started shaving ? I'm as bloody hairy as DD!

[sterlingice]

FOFC Addict? No way, I can quit anytime *twitch*

That said, shouldn't Methuselah be above that? Smack addict versus oldest man ever and- I think oldest man ever should win out.

Need something more FOFC related for "wet behind the ears" and "has started shaving" perhaps.

SI

[Kodos]

What am I?!?

No change!

[Ben E Lou]

Need something more FOFC related for "wet behind the ears" and "has started shaving" perhaps.

SIAgree wholeheartedly. I'm open to suggestions.

[stevew]

Why cant we set our own title?

[McSweeny]

trout in rectum?

[vex]

Agree wholeheartedly. I'm open to suggestions.
Trout, Calamari, Squid, take your pick:)

[Anthony]

Agree wholeheartedly. I'm open to suggestions.

"has started shaving"="elite enough to be in IHOF"

[vex]

Why cant we set our own title?
Now this I like.

[Coffee Warlord]

It's like...I've lost posts!

[sterlingice]

Trout, Calamari, Squid, take your pick:)
These I like. Maybe not Rectum Trout (tho maybe at 200)- just don't like that Rectum in there. Sounds too vulgar for something "official".

Maybe "Non-Colossal Squid" at 2000. You're not a colossal squid but you're better off than knowing what dola means and you're on your way to being "cocky and funny"

SI

[Ksyrup]

Those of us over 10K (at least) should be able to pick our own titles. I should have "King's X Ambassador" or something similar, since I try my best to bring them up in any situation I can...like now!

[Ben E Lou]

Those of us over 10K (at least) should be able to pick our own titles. I like that idea, and I think I can implement it automatically in the control panel. Hold on...

[rkmsuf]

Those of us over 10K (at least) should be able to pick our own titles. I should have "King's X Ambassador" or something similar, since I try my best to bring them up in any situation I can...like now!


I'll pay if they can give you "Olympic Games Ambassador"

[Ksyrup]

Gwen Stefani SuperFan!

[rkmsuf]

Even better!

[sterlingice]

Ooh! Ooh! I get to be "Most Anonymous 10K Poster" as I'll still get some of that "who the heck are you" despite being something like 9th on the post count.

SI

[Kodos]

"has started shaving"="elite enough to be in IHOF and then quit when things go poorly and then create a new ID and try to sneak back in and then get outed and look like a fool"

Agreed.

[sterlingice]

I think that IHOF one might be a tad long to fit under anyone who has between 2K and 3K posts.

SI

[QuikSand]

Concealing a Trout at 200?

Swimming with Colossal Squid at 1000?

[Anthony]

Agreed.

it doesn't roll off the tongue well.

[Ben E Lou]

...and HA is quite familiar with things that roll off the tongue, I am told.

[sterlingice]

it doesn't roll off the tongue well.
The sentiment is nice, tho ;)

SI

[MizzouRah]

I'm the meth

[Draft Dodger]

Quiksand still needs no title

[cuervo72]

Neophyte should be "jbmagician".

[cuervo72]

(ok, so that wasn't very nice....)

[Raiders Army]

I like Christmas Bunny.

[cuervo72]

It's like...I've lost posts!

You and me both. I swear I broke the 6k barrier like a year and a half ago.

[Kodos]

Maybe one of the low post options should be "Must've lost posts".

[sterlingice]

That sounds like a good one for the 1K or 2K ones.

SI

[Daimyo]

I'm a slow learner.

[WSUCougar]

Methuselah sounds a bit too user-specific.

[Crapshoot]

how about "Don't Post Pix Pls !"

[rkmsuf]

Trout....I'd Hit It.

[Glengoyne]

I was going to suggest "Selected the Trout Option" but I like "concealing a trout" as well.

Perhaps "Taken the trout"

[GoldenEagle]

I wish I was cocky and funny.

Maybe we should have one level being cocky, then the next being funny, and then the last being cocky and funny.

[sterlingice]

Methuselah sounds a bit too user-specific.
Who could you possibly be talking about *cough*Bucc*cough*? ;)

SI

[sterlingice]

I wish I was cocky and funny.

Maybe we should have one level being cocky, then the next being funny, and then the last being cocky and funny.
I kindof like that one

SI

[Coffee Warlord]

I like that idea, and I think I can implement it automatically in the control panel. Hold on...

*cough* at 5k *cough* :)

[ISiddiqui]

Ah crap.. I've become a Grizzled Veteran, where I once was a Head Coach :(.

[stevew]

*cough* at 5k *cough* :)
Yeah, seriously.

[3ric]

Nobody likes titles like "Dolaposter", "Asshat" or "Brings a sleeping bag", right?

[stevew]

Yeah, seriously.
Unless I'm gonna have to start seriously dola-ing.

[stevew]

Nobody likes titles like "Dolaposter", "Asshat" or "Brings a sleeping bag", right?
4k= "Brings A Sleeping Bag"

[Crapshoot]

There are a nbunch of people who're going to go all Jeeber on this board...

[vex]

*cough* at 5k *cough* :)
I second the motion:)

[sterlingice]

Ooh! I third the sleeping bag one.

SI

[bbor]

I'd like to be an asshat :)

[Ben E Lou]

ISiddiqui (../../%7Efof/forums/member.php?u=688) <script type="text/javascript"> vbmenu_register("postmenu_965583", true); </script>
Grizzled Veteran

Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Roswell, GA, USA


Sell-out.

[Hurst2112]

looking to see what i am

[Blade6119]

Any way to be permanantly cocky and funny?

[davidlando1]

What about the dedicated few who are here a few times a day, everyday for years, but rarely post? I think I deserve special dispensation......:D

[heybrad]

Just checking if it still says Norm!

[heybrad]

Yep.

[vtbub]

I'm calling my lawyer about losing my Grizzeld Vet Status. I've been shaving longer then some of you have been alive.

Cool idea in general.

[ISiddiqui]

ISiddiqui (http://../../%7Efof/forums/member.php?u=688) <SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_965583", true); </SCRIPT>
Grizzled Veteran

Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Roswell, GA, USA


Sell-out.
No need to be jealous that I live in a better area than you :cool:.

[stevew]

Any way to be permanantly cocky and funny?
Yeah....Allow people to set their own titles.

[Flasch186]

hi mom...

[Flasch186]

Cocky and Funny!?? what the hell happened to Wordsmith!? Ive been waiting on that 4-evah!!

[sterlingice]

Cocky and Funny!?? what the hell happened to Wordsmith!? Ive been waiting on that 4-evah!!
Problem with "wordsmith" is that it doesn't have anything to do with your prolificacy as a poster as these do. In fact, if people go nuts trying to post to get a better title, their writing will likely not be the work of a wordsmith.

SI

[Flasch186]

huh?



pro·lif·ic Audio pronunciation of "prolificacy" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-lfk)
adj.

1. Producing offspring or fruit in great abundance; fertile.
2. Producing abundant works or results: a prolific artist. See Synonyms at fertile.


I guess now that im more learned i can say......EXACTLY!! I dont post for post's sake. I post to make points and while most of my posts are shotgun like in politics threads, I have more facets than that. Im a varied bird and I think wordsmith was someone else's suggestion anyways. I like it though. unique.

[sterlingice]

I figured you were referring to having one of the above numbered titles (1K, 2K, etc) being "wordsmith" and my point was that I don't think a person's ability to post lots of times should get them the title wordsmith, rather the quality of their work.

As for getting custom titles for everyone. Boo on that. I think the people that have gotten custom titles in the past have "earned" theirs in one way or another and to let just anyone get one cheapens it.

SI

[Easy Mac]

Penalty Box = Dean Houston'd
Banned = Dave Dial'd

0-29 undrafted rookie FA
30 7th rounder
40 6th rounder
50 5th rounder
60 4th rounder
70 3rd rounder
80 2nd rounder
90 1st rounder
100 has a girlfriend
1000 has a kleenex box
2000 trout
4000 colossal squid
5000 grizzled veteran
7500 dat boy post so good
10000 user created

[Airhog]

I like has a kleenex box, dat boy post so good, colossal squid, and trout.

[nfg22]

I think...brings a sleeping bag is the best....

[Coffee Warlord]

F'in Elitist really needs to be on there as well.

So...I gotta wait 4,000 posts before I can put "Penguin King" as my title? :)

[WSUCougar]

I'd vote for "Penguin Head" myself.

[Coffee Warlord]

That works too.

[sterlingice]

So what's the max number of non-custom (post number based) titles? 10?

SI

[CamEdwards]

I think the phrase "effing elitist" should be in there somewhere.

[Airhog]

How about "Wears a wizard's robe and hat"

I think F'n Elitist should be given to those over a large number, maybe 15k or so..

[sterlingice]

When trying to come up with these, quit trying to make the coolest one the one that you're at. The higher up the tree you go, the better it should be so that there's none of this "I don't want to move up because it's worse than my last title".

If I were Skydog-for-a-day, here's what I would do. Of course, there's copious stealing from previous posts. The number in parens would be the number at that level currently.

(???) 0 Brings a Sleeping Bag
(2??) 100 Concealed Trout
(9?) 500 Non-Colossal Squid
(81) 1000 Knows what "dola" means
(63) 2000 Cocky
(34) 3000 Funny
(19) 4000 Cocky and Funny
(17) 5000 Grizzled Veteran
(09) 7500 F'in Elitist
(10) 10000 Custom?

SI

[terpkristin]

Ok I REALLY HATE the new stuff. I don't like having my "descriptor" saying "Has Started Shaving."

I really despise it.

/tk

[cthomer5000]

I was going to suggest "Dat Boy Post So Good..." but i think someone up there beat me to it. I think only Jeeber would deserve such a title anyway.

[stevew]

Ok I REALLY HATE the new stuff. I don't like having my "descriptor" saying "Has Started Shaving."

I really despise it.

/tk
Some guys like that though.

[Buccaneer]

Methuselah sounds a bit too user-specific.
Hey. :mad:

You're up there too, kid. :)

[vex]

Some guys like that though.
:D

[JeeberD]

Meh, I liked the old titles better. I am strangely intrigued about what's going to happen at 20k, though. Probably something like "Ultimate Post Whore". Guess it's time to start dola-ing so I can find out... ;)

[Ksyrup]

Meh, I liked the old titles better. I am strangely intrigued about what's going to happen at 20k, though. Probably something like "Ultimate Post Whore". Guess it's time to start dola-ing so I can find out... ;)
Why, so you can get there by February 22nd instead of March 17th?

[Coffee Warlord]

Ok I REALLY HATE the new stuff. I don't like having my "descriptor" saying "Has Started Shaving."


That's hot.

[JeeberD]

I don't like having my "descriptor" saying "Has Started Shaving."


So you're a nature girl, eh? ;)

[terpkristin]

So you're a nature girl, eh? ;)
And oddly enough, as much as I love you Jeebs, these are the types of comments I'm trying to stave off and are part of the reason I don't like my title. :)

For the record, though, my legs and underarms are both super-smooth. And, as might be expected, I don't have any facial hair.
No comment on any other body part.

/tk

[Joe]

And oddly enough, as much as I love you Jeebs, these are the types of comments I'm trying to stave off and are part of the reason I don't like my title. :)

For the record, though, my legs and underarms are both super-smooth. And, as might be expected, I don't have any facial hair.
No comment on any other body part.

/tk


Hairy back?

[Buccaneer]

Hairy back?
Odd, coming from you.

[Joe]

Odd, coming from you.

We can smell our own.

[JeeberD]

I love you Jeebs

/tk

Aww, shucks... http://www.aimoo.com/forum/images/messageicon/embarrassment.gif

[sovereignstar]

New user titles = the very definition of faggotty

[stevew]

New user titles = the very definition of faggotty
Did they get keyed in via joystick?

[Izulde]

Meh. I hate my new user title.

[Dutch]

Here's the vanilla offering for when we are absolutely sick of wondering if terpkristin shaves or not. :)

0-100 High School
101-200 - Red Shirt
201-300 - Freshman
301-500 - Sophomore
501-750 - Junior
751- 1500 - Senior
1501-3000 - Rookie-Pro
3001-4000 - Starter-Pro
4001-5000 - All-Pro
5001-5500 - Retired
5501-7000 - Hall of Fame
7001-10000 - Legend
10000< - Vince Lombardi's Ghost

[yabanci]

go back to the vanilla original. These new ones are lame.

[Marc Vaughan]

I want to be cocky and funny ;)

[Flasch186]

i agree....layyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyme

[rkmsuf]

where is the custom option?

[Ksyrup]

SD is rethinking his strategy of announcing the new scheme without having elecited input first, and has gone back to the drawing board. Somewhere, Jim is chuckling. :p

[Poli]

Good thing I'm still "FOFC Survivor"

[GrantDawg]

I like the new ones.

[VPI97]

I like the new ones.Me too.

[Bad-example]

go back to the vanilla original. These new ones are lame.
.

[Fidatelo]

Is it possible to have it check more than just post-count to determine the title? I'm thinking it would be cool to look at sign-up date as well, so for people that have been around for like 5 years and only have 100 posts it could say "super-lurker" or for guys that have like 5000 posts in the first year it could say "post-whore" or something.

[lurker]

Is it possible to have it check more than just post-count to determine the title? I'm thinking it would be cool to look at sign-up date as well, so for people that have been around for like 5 years and only have 100 posts it could say "super-lurker" or for guys that have like 5000 posts in the first year it could say "post-whore" or something.

I agree! 4.5 years and people still either haven't recognized my name or think I'm a figment of Pass' imagination.

[AlexB]

Not a big fan of the new one's myself either tbh: if we were gonna have fun with them it could have been a lot more cutting

(Pre-edit: OK I brought that on myself :) )

I liked the fact that the old titles were relevant to what the board was based on.

[JeeberDMack]

I agree! 4.5 years and people still either haven't recognized my name or think I'm a figment of Pass' imagination.

Who the hell are you?

[sovereignstar]

I like the new ones.

Me too.

Who gives a rat's ass what a person with a custom title thinks?

[Barkeep49]

Add me to the list of people who think that the new titles are worse than the old ones and if people get to have custom titles there should be a dispensation for longevity.

I think it's crap to say that I'm "learning the ropes" when I've been around for all the good shit. Like EA saying people who paid money with their credit cards for a game were pirates. Dave Dial. Hell I was around when DOLAMITE was actually posting.

I suggested, and never recieved a respone for SkyDog, a long time ago that there be a custom title option.

[DaddyTorgo]

the new titles are lamer than lame

[Pyser]

not a fan.

[Desnudo]

Not suprising, considering you're just learning the ropes.

[Pyser]

Not suprising, considering you're just learning the ropes.

yep, ive been learning the ropes since the last board.

[sterlingice]

yep, ive been learning the ropes since the last board.
Wow. You're a slow learner ;)

SI

[KJDelaney]

Almost at Neophyte!!!

One more to go!!!! 5 plus years and on the verge of immortality.

I am sorry to say that a hot wife, kids, and a GREAT paying job has definately taken me out of the loop here.

[SnowMan]

Why not just set everyone to Elitist and get it over with?

[GrantDawg]

Who gives a rat's ass what a person with a custom title thinks?
The rat.

[Samdari]

I like the new ones.

Me too, although I'd like to request tk's be permanently set to "learning to shave." I enjoy the board much more that way.

[Raiders Army]

I like the old ones.

[sterlingice]

C'mon, SD, you've gotta do something about these new ones. They're a good start but they break the cardinal rule of some of the higher ones are worse than the lower ones. Again, a good start but needs work.

SI

[Pumpy Tudors]

By the way, I don't shave. EVER. The moustache takes care of itself.

[Raiders Army]

Cocky, yes. Funny, no.

When will this end?

[duckman]

Me too.
Kiss ass. ;)

[DanGarion]

I like the old football/sports titles...

[Poli]

I hope this doesn't carry over to the GEFL.

[Raiders Army]

Kiss ass. ;)
Kick ass

[duckman]

Kick ass
Poopyhead.

[Raiders Army]

Poopyhead.
Droopyhead

[Raiders Army]

Kick ass
That was meant to be like "kick ass!" instead of "I want to kick your ass!"

[Poli]

Stupid is as stupid does. Or something.

[korme]

Damn I saw I was a Methuselah and thought it was custom!

[lighthousekeeper]

Is it possible to have it check more than just post-count to determine the title? I'm thinking it would be cool to look at sign-up date as well, so for people that have been around for like 5 years and only have 100 posts it could say "super-lurker" or for guys that have like 5000 posts in the first year it could say "post-whore" or something.

Agreed, although I would call it something like "Only posts when he has something meaningful to contribute"

[vex]

I am surrpised that so many people liked the old ones. I think helping to create those user titles are the only good contribution I have made to this place in the 4+ years I have been here. :D
We're just saying that they're better than these;)

[Airhog]

I am surrpised that so many people liked the old ones. I think helping to create those user titles are the only good contribution I have made to this place in the 4+ years I have been here. :D

[duckman]

I am surrpised that so many people liked the old ones. I think helping to create those user titles are the only good contribution I have made to this place in the 4+ years I have been here. :D
Nah, those suck too. They just sucked less than these. ;)

[Raiders Army]

Only 3 more to being a grizzled vet again.

[sovereignstar]

Damn I saw I was a Methuselah and thought it was custom!

You're not from Georgia, so no custom title for you.

[Raiders Army]

Grizzled Vet. Yay.

[MIJB#19]

Damn I saw I was a Methuselah and thought it was custom!At least you didn't figure out to have become cocky and funny and scare the hell out of thinking someone thought you were HM himself. It helps to see that I'm not alone. Being tagged cocky and funny feels bad. I need to get that 5K fast. (4K 1 hunderd something? Shoot...). :rolleyes:

[kingfc22]

New titles = LAME

[Fidatelo]

I'll agree, the new titles are pretty bad. I always liked the old ones.

[3ric]

Is it me or have the titles changed again?

[Barkeep49]

Dunno. Posting this to see if mine has changed.

EDIT: It hasn't.

[sovereignstar]

They still suck ass, so I'm not sure.

[Raiders Army]

At least I'm a grizzled vet again.

[korme]

You're not from Georgia, so no custom title for you.
I like your funnies

[Greyroofoo]

so what the heck is dola? Is it some part of a trout?

"Bob you just hooked that trout by its dola!"

however, acoording to google and the "I'm feeling lucky" button dola is this:
http://www.dli.wa.gov.au/corporate.nsf

[MIJB#19]

The guy doesn't know what a dola is?

[MIJB#19]

Dola, this is a dola. This particular post.

[MIJB#19]

Dola, that was a dolapost. Just like this one. It's FOFC and spin-offs limited, others on the 'net don't seem to get it yet.

[Barkeep49]

others on the 'net don't seem to get it yet.

I do try and use it though in other places to try and spread its usage. One day perhaps it'll be in wide use.

[Cringer]

I just noticed this change (forgive me for being gone all week). I like changing things up some, but these could use a little work. Just Started Shaving should be Just Started Fishing.

And I don't like being cocky and funny. It adds pressure to each post I will make, which probably won't be funny even though I now feel I must be.

I have always dreamed of my own personal title though. Lot Lizard would work. :D

[DaddyTorgo]

forgive me for being gone all week
yeah ummn, what if we don't want to forgive you? get an internet hookup for your rig man.

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Cringer]

yeah ummn, what if we don't want to forgive you? get an internet hookup for your rig man.

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Oh how I wish. I could get wireless at truckstops but that's too much money and since I drive team usually I am not at them long enough to spend $25 a month.

I do check league boards and sometimes FOFC on my cell phone, but FOFC is a bit of a pain to navigate on the cell phone so I don't check it often. I think it's the vBulletin that makes it harder, along with the size. The MP leagues are all on phpBB and smaller so they are easy on my cell phone. Plus it sucks to read stuff and want to post a response, but because I can't log in I can't post.

[sterlingice]

Ok, I'm going to bump again to politely remind SkyDog that while these are a decent set of titles for a rough draft, they need some ironing out before they become permanent :)

SI

[Barkeep49]

Woohoo - though, I think we should get rid of titles and just put our political affiliation under our names instead, it'd make you look and think 'oooh now I know'.

I don't think this is such a great idea, but it's an interesting thought. Would certainly "heat up" the board :)

[sterlingice]

I'd like to reiterate my informal and friendly protest of the new titles with a shameless bump :)

SI

[Barkeep49]

I'd like to reiterate my informal and friendly protest of the new titles with a shameless bump :)

SI
Don't you go and try and take credit for my bump! :D

[Draft Dodger]

would "EULA Lawyer" be a good choice?

[sterlingice]

Bump

(I like to think of this as the world's most boring sit-in. Or like Andy Dufresne and his one letter a week until he gets library funds)

SI

[rkmsuf]

and where is the custom title ability for over 10K in posts.

*handcuffs himself to the radiator*

[Barkeep49]

Have to say that they haven't really grown on me with time in the least.

[gstelmack]

Have to say that they haven't really grown on me with time in the least.Me neither. And my threat to quit the board if I hit 3000 and get the "Cocky and Funny" title still stands.

[stevew]

+1 for the push to 5K, and out of stupid "cocky and funny" status.

[duckman]

These titles are hella gay.

[Young Drachma]

I hate the "has started shaving" one. I mean, I guess I understand the attempt at fresh and new. But these are not so good.

[Raiders Army]

Yeah, these titles suck ballz.

[DanGarion]

Crappy titles!@ BOOO

[yabanci]

Is skydog so narcissistic that it's impossible for him to recognize bad decisions and correct them? It sure seems that way.

[sovereignstar]

Is it time for a poll?

[sterlingice]

Because, really, calling someone out and berating them is a good way to get a change made... :rolleyes:

SI

[Raiders Army]

Can't RyanS make the change?

[Barkeep49]

Can't RyanS make the change?
Trying to play mom and dad off each other, eh :)? If these changes are going to be made it should be SkyDog to do it.

[Brillig]

I think I'll use my "post-a-week" to decry:

These new titles constitute unparalleled detrimental misconduct.

Fooking dictators...

[RendeR]

I have to chime in and agree, these titles are pathetic. My 10 month old could come up with better.

[terpkristin]

I still really hate my title.

That really is all.

/tk

[Barkeep49]

Listen I'm with all of you but my guess is that SkyDog no long even checks this thread.

[Ksyrup]

and where is the custom title ability for over 10K in posts.

*handcuffs himself to the radiator*
I'm with you.

*goes to get a sandwich*

[Pumpy Tudors]

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/4364/cry2mc.gif

[DanGarion]

I think we need a poll!

[RendeR]

I still really hate my title.

That really is all.

/tk
Yeah, shows some real forethought went into the titles when he puts a shaving reference in knowing we have a number of females on the board. And don't even go to the "well they shave too" bullshit.

Bring back the old titles or come up with something worthy of the board.

[sterlingice]

Bump, since it was brought up in the moderation thread

SI

[Fonzie]

Count me amongst those who hate the titles. I'd rather do away with them entirely than keep what we've got now.

[rkmsuf]

Anyone have some spare pants? I've been chained to the radiator so long it appears I've soiled mine.

[Fonzie]

Anyone have some spare pants? I've been chained to the radiator so long it appears I've soiled mine.
I wish I could help ya out, but I only wear slacks.

[Fidatelo]

SkyDork needs to get his head out of his ass on this one.

[sterlingice]

SkyDork needs to get his head out of his ass on this one.I'm going to refer to this post:

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=981770&postcount=178

SI

[st.cronin]

SkyDork needs to get his head out of his ass on this one.

It's our own fault, we shouldn't have voted for him.

[Subby]

edit: nevermind - that was meant to be a joke but I could see it not being interpreted that way...

[Raiders Army]

I sorta like being a Grizzled Vet again, but I don't ever want to be a Methusalah.

[Fidatelo]

I'm going to refer to this post:

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=981770&postcount=178

SI
I'm sorry, let me re-phrase my post:

"Please Mr. Dog Sir, change back user titles, me suckee suckee long time!"

Scratch that, I stand by what I said originally.

[stevew]

Anyone have some spare pants? I've been chained to the radiator so long it appears I've soiled mine.

You FOFC Addicts are funny.

[Coffee Warlord]

I still miss the old titles. Wayyyyyy better.

[Raiders Army]

You FOFC Addicts are funny.
But you, sir, are cocky and funny.

[Barkeep49]

Woo hoo! The titles have been changed! Yeah for SkyDog (and boo to me if there was another thread about this somehwere that I missed. I tend to not read the board as fully as I should when in a WW game).

[JeeberD]

*Seeing if my title changed*

[sterlingice]

Woo :)

SI

[sterlingice]

Anyone going to compile a complete list?

SI

[Fidatelo]

Because, really, calling someone out and berating them is a good way to get a change made... :rolleyes:

SI
I'd just like to point out that apparently calling someone out does get a change made :)

[Vince]

Better than the last ones, that's for sure.

[fantastic flying froggies]

Mucho better...

[Pumpy Tudors]

So I gather that terpkristin has now stopped shaving?

[gottimd]

I got demoted from Defensive Coordinator down to pro prospect?

[sovereignstar]

amen

[vex]

*test*

[Coffee Warlord]

Yay Grizzle.

[Icy]

So i am just the bench warmer, good that i have a big ass so i can cover the whole bench.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Do I get a new title after the first of the year? Please?

And not the started shaving one either.

[gottimd]

And not the started shaving one either.
Never shaved?

[st.cronin]

Do I get a new title after the first of the year? Please?

And not the started shaving one either.

milf ????

[SackAttack]

So when do I regain Grizzled Veteranhood? Is that the level after "Pro Rookie"?

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Never shaved?I'm more of a waxer.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

milf ????Not so sure the One True Dark Jedi will go for that one ;)

[Airhog]

Its definately deserving though farrah

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

That's the Domino's speaking Airhog :D

[WSUCougar]

I dunno, "More of a Waxer" has some poetry to it.

[Flasch186]

all of sudden, my cockiness went away today.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

all of sudden, my cockiness went away today.There's a little blue pill for that you know.

[WSUCougar]

Hey Farrah, how about:

"Once Hit .400"

[Draft Dodger]

I'm more of a waxer.

I'd hit it.

(yeah, that was kind of obligatory)

[cuervo72]

Hey Farrah, how about:

"Once Hit .400"

Has hit 400?

[Kodos]

Still a Resident Alien!

[Buccaneer]

Good, those previous titles were awful.

[Airhog]

Nice work on the titles

[Joe]

no more cocky and funny for me!

[Warhammer]

Nice work on the titles

Who else read this as "Nice work on the titties"?

[Bad-example]

Cool, I am back in college.

Someone pass me a bong. :)

[st.cronin]

Has hit 400?

lifetime .400 hitter?

[kingfc22]

Hmm, just noticed that they have been change. What does mine say now....