List 3 gifts you want the most for xmas

[jbmagic]

List 3 gifts you want the most for xmas

i want for xmas.

1) xbox 360

2) Ipod 5th generation 60gb.

3) Laptop

[cthomer5000]

1) Another Dell 20.1 inch LCD (although i think i'll be buying this for myself this weekend).

2) The NFL Films "Autumn Thunder" music box-set

3) Some new sneakers

No big wishes here really.

[Pumpy Tudors]

1) XBox 360 (already reserved, but my spot on the list probably won't come until after Christmas)

2) A digital camcorder

3) A hamburger

[st.cronin]

1. tivo
2. my own major league baseball team
3. a kitten

[MIJB#19]

1. World Peace
2. The IHOF becoming a professional FOF league
3. A happy family

Okay, I know, one will never happen...

[Vince]

2. The IHOF becoming a professional FOF league How great would it be if we could convince people to pay us to run our teams?

As for me?

1. Some new sunglasses (Maui Jim's -- not exactly cheap)
2. A new softball glove
3. Underwear

Not much exciting on my list this year :)

[Emiliano]

1) Nokia 9300/9500
2) Creative Zen 40 GB mp3 player (but an Ipod would be also appreciated...)
3) new Timberland boots

[Grammaticus]

1 - I Pod Nano
2 - 19 inch LCD monitor
3 - Nirvana box set

[Joe]

1. Colored toiletpaper
2. Socks
3. Soup

[DaddyTorgo]

are these all pie-in-the-sky things that you guys want or aren't going to get? or do you actually think you'll get them? heh. i wish i could say that i was going to get anything close to anything that nice. As is i'll probably get socks, maybe a sweater. Hate my life.

[Pumpy Tudors]

are these all pie-in-the-sky things that you guys want or aren't going to get? or do you actually think you'll get them? heh. i wish i could say that i was going to get anything close to anything that nice. As is i'll probably get socks, maybe a sweater. Hate my life.
I think I have a pretty good shot at getting the hamburger I want.

[DaddyTorgo]

I think I have a pretty good shot at getting the hamburger I want.
whoa pumpy. not only was that cocky, it was also funny!http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Flasch186]

xbox 360
a giftcard to the mechanic
HD/Tivo for Directtv

[Pumpy Tudors]

whoa pumpy. not only was that cocky, it was also funny!http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
Sorry, then.

[dervack]

1. A 19" LCD Monitor with VGA/DVI inputs
2. Braun CruZer3
3. Someone to spend the Holidays with.

Sadly, I think I only have a shot at one of those.

[sabotai]

1. World Peace
2. The IHOF becoming a professional FOF league
3. A happy family

Okay, I know, one will never happen...
Not holding out much hope for your family?

[MrBug708]

Me? I still want a Hula-Hoop...

[Karlifornia]

1.Baby Jesus to appear before me
2.Baby Jesus to be a gilded Baby Jesus
3.Access to Ebay

[korme]

New, improved speakers for my car.

Hum...some DVDs or something.

Oh and I wouldn't mind some ass for the holiday season.

[MrBug708]

New, improved speakers for my car.

Hum...some DVDs or something.

Oh and I wouldn't mind some ass for the holiday season.

JUst ask for cash for the last one and you got it. :D

[Emiliano]

are these all pie-in-the-sky things that you guys want or aren't going to get? or do you actually think you'll get them? heh. i wish i could say that i was going to get anything close to anything that nice. As is i'll probably get socks, maybe a sweater. Hate my life.
The first one.

[Airhog]

1. Sex with a forum member
2. Sex with a forum member
3. Sex with a forum member

[MacroGuru]

1. Motorola Razr Cell Phone
2. More new clothes
3. 1 year Caipoera Lessons

[SackAttack]

1. Sex with a forum member
2. Sex with a forum member
3. Sex with a forum member

Dude, just show up on HA's doorstep dressed as a hoagie.

[kurtism]

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.


Thanks to Steve Martin, and Merry Christmas, everyone!

[MIJB#19]

Not holding out much hope for your family?
Apparently.

[Warhammer]

1 - Age of Steam
2 - Primordial Soup
3 - Oral Sex

Hmmm... Wonder which of the three I won't be getting.

[Craptacular]

1. Pool table (or at least some cash towards one)
2. Poker chips (bought some for myself today)
3. For Ebay to explode

[Schmidty]

1. Grandfather's colon cancer to go into remission

2. My daughter to have a great Christmas

3. A gift certificate to Best Buy

[GrantDawg]

1. A job.
2. A job
3. A job.

[Mustang]

1. Gentle Giant Star Wars Biker Scout Statue (yes.. I'm a geek)
2. Topps Arwen Requiem Cloak Card (See #1 notations.. multiply by 2)
3. Indiana Jones box set (I've actually purchased this 5 times as a gift but, never bought myself one yet..)

[Lorena]

1.) A new battery for my iPod
2.) Cooking classes
3.) A couple sessions with a personal trainer

Just found out the battery on my iPod is probably out... darn it! You spend all that freaking $$ for it to die about 6 months after purchase.

Thanksgiving at my brother-in-law's was really, really nice. He cooked everything FROM SCRATCH and those desserts were delicious! I would love to have relatives over sometime without having to worry about how my food'll taste.

I don't know jack about working out properly and a couple sessions with a personal trainer will help so I don't injure myself.

[Chief Rum]

1. A Playmate, preferably post-1995
2. A stamp-sized piece of land in Arizona
3. A stolen X-Box 360

[TLK]

1. A decent case for the video Ipod
2. Anne Hathaway
3. An X-Box 360.... so I can sell it on EBay :)

[duckman]

1. My dad to still be with us.
2. More time with my son.
3. Medically cleared to lift weights again.

[Airhog]

1. A job.
2. A job
3. A job.



You need a job, and I want some sex. Maybe we could work something out :D

[duckman]

You need a job, and I want some sex. Maybe we could work something out :D
:eek:

[Raiders Army]

1. Xbox 360
2. Friends: The One with All Ten Seasons
3. City of Heroes, pre-issue 4

[Joe]

You need a job, and I want some sex. Maybe we could work something out :D

OMFG :redface:

[GrantDawg]

You need a job, and I want some sex. Maybe we could work something out :D

Not quite there yet, tiger.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

1) A new watch (and the Star Wars watch at Burger King won't cut it)
2) A jogging stroller
3) A housekeeper/nanny/cook combo, or any one of the three. Not picky. Just someone who can give me some of my free time back.

[Airhog]

you know, if the pay was good enough, I wouldnt mind being your cook/housekeeper

[jamesUMD]

1. Red Ryder BB gun
2. Red Ryder BB gun
3. Red Ryder BB gun

[cartman]

1. Red Ryder BB gun
2. Red Ryder BB gun
3. Red Ryder BB gun

You'll put your eye out, kid.

[Hurst2112]

1.) A new battery for my iPod


Just found out the battery on my iPod is probably out... darn it! You spend all that freaking $$ for it to die about 6 months after purchase.



looks like you should have 'better luck' as your first xmas wish.

I have a 3rd gen ipod that has used the same battery since i bought it new. your machine is still under warrenty.

if you didn't know that, merry christmas

[Danny]

I have an original 1st gen Ipod that is still working perfectly.

[Cringer]

All I want for Chrsitmas is my two front teeth.....my two front teeth....my two front teeth.

[Hurst2112]

All I want for Chrsitmas is my two front teeth.....my two front teeth....my two front teeth.

Baby, I am hoping that you don't get your wish.

mmm...toothless

:p

[Karlifornia]

With all of the homoeroticism in this thread, I'm thinking the only person that won't get what they want for christmas is Pat Robertson.

[jbmagic]

All I want for Chrsitmas is my two front teeth.....my two front teeth....my two front teeth.


Hockey players ask for that every year :)

[Joe]

1) A new watch (and the Star Wars watch at Burger King won't cut it)
2) A jogging stroller
3) A housekeeper/nanny/cook combo, or any one of the three. Not picky. Just someone who can give me some of my free time back.


What about a smaller ass?

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

What about a smaller ass?
I would appreciate my smaller ass much more if I earned it.

[oliegirl]

1. The Sex and the City DVD Box Set...though I'll end up buying this for myself soon as it exceeds what's left of my xmas budget.

2. Charm Bracelet/Watch from Brighton

3. A baby

[Joe]

3. A baby


:eek: Is Radii aware of this?

[oliegirl]

Yes, he is very aware of this...but he is mean and won't give me one! For some reason he wants us to be in a house of our own and "in a better financial position" before we have a baby. <sigh>

[Joe]

Yes, he is very aware of this...but he is mean and won't give me one! For some reason he wants us to be in a house of our own and "in a better financial position" before we have a baby. <sigh>

Those crazy kids.

[cthomer5000]

1) Another Dell 20.1 inch LCD (although i think i'll be buying this for myself this weekend).

2) The NFL Films "Autumn Thunder" music box-set

3) Some new sneakers

No big wishes here really.
I think I ordered the LCD about 10 minutes after posting here. Just got it and hooked it up, and now have 2 side-by-side. It's really a thing of beauty.

[st.cronin]

In all honesty, I don't want anything for christmas. I can't imagine a gift I would appreciate more than being with the right people. It's been like this for a few years now.

Maybe some really good eggnog. Or a nice, warm hat.