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Joe
11-30-2005, 06:32 AM
Want to Fuck a Reality Star! - w4m - 22 - Reply to: [redacted]@craigslist.org - Date: 2005-11-16, 10:33PM PST

Former Reality Actress is looking for 30 guys for Porn. $100 pay - w4m Beautiful reality actress from MTV Real World is doing her first independent porn. We are searching for 30 very good looking guys to be in video shoot. Must be very good looking, be in great shape, and have an extra large penis. All guys that will be featured in the film will be in masks (think phantom of the opera eye masks), so strong jaw line, and pretty eyes are a must. Casting this Monday from 10pm-1am in Hollywood. Shooting next weekend.

First guess is Trishelle, but she can't need the money that bad, can she?

gottimd
11-30-2005, 06:50 AM
First guess is Trishelle, but she can't need the money that bad, can she?From what I have seen about her on TV, she probably isnt doing this for the money.

Joe
11-30-2005, 06:52 AM
LOL

Fonzie
11-30-2005, 08:53 AM
30 guys? That's pretty ambitious for a first-timer.

Good for her.

Anthony
11-30-2005, 09:07 AM
extra large penis

impressive to see her willingness to skip relatively normal porn and go straight for the double anal, double vag porn. i would assume most porn chicks would like to ease into their new profession with simple "large" penises. but no, this one wants it super sized.

if i was this chick's father i would commit suicide before this tape came out.

gottimd
11-30-2005, 09:15 AM
impressive to see her willingness to skip relatively normal porn and go straight for the double anal, double vag porn. i would assume most porn chicks would like to ease into their new profession with simple "large" penises. but no, this one wants it super sized.

if i was this chick's father i would commit suicide before this tape came out.
Ah, 30 doesn't cut it, Houston still has the record....I think.

Fonzie
11-30-2005, 09:32 AM
Ah, 30 doesn't cut it, Houston still has the record....I think.
Dare I ask who Houston is? Or about her record?

I dare. Who is Houston? And what is her record?

JeeberD
11-30-2005, 09:34 AM
From what I remember hearing Houston is a pron star who nailed 500 guys in one day...

Joe
11-30-2005, 09:34 AM
Dare I ask who Houston is? Or about her record?

I dare. Who is Houston? And what is her record?

She did 500 guys.

Joe
11-30-2005, 09:35 AM
hxxp://www.salon.com/health/sex/urge/1999/08/31/houston/?CP=SAL&DN=110

Fonzie
11-30-2005, 09:41 AM
Oh dear.

Raiders Army
11-30-2005, 09:42 AM
Very nice.

Swaggs
11-30-2005, 11:01 AM
From realityblurred.com

While I hate blind items, with all their moronic double-entendre and incomprehensible vagueness, I’m also not in the business of libeling someone, especially when I’ve received no verifiable information. Thus, I’m not naming names, but I have heard one name mentioned more than once.

Here’s the clue to those rumors: The former cast member in question is 22 years old. If you limit your search to, say, the last few seasons (because older seasons have older cast members), focus on the age, and think about who they are, you’ll find the person.

Joe
11-30-2005, 11:03 AM
hmm that would eliminate the rumors I'm hearing that its Julie from New Orleans

dervack
11-30-2005, 11:03 AM
First guess is Trishelle, but she can't need the money that bad, can she?


Well it said Beautiful, so Trishelle is out.

sovereignstar
11-30-2005, 11:19 AM
How old is Tonya (from Real World Chicago)?

Joe
11-30-2005, 11:20 AM
How old is Tonya (from Real World Chicago)?

Date of birth
7 January 1980

JeeberD
11-30-2005, 11:20 AM
Wasn't that blonde chick from the Austin season a real skank? Of course, seeing pics of her boobs popping out at a Maxim party is a lot different than banging 30 dudes on film...

sovereignstar
11-30-2005, 11:20 AM
Actually, it *has* to be Trishelle. I remember seeing some clip where she was hanging out with Ron Jeremy among others. What the hell was that from though?

Joe
11-30-2005, 11:22 AM
Actually, it *has* to be Trishelle. I remember seeing some clip where she was hanging out with Ron Jeremy among others. What the hell was that from though?


I think that was from The Surreal Life

Joe
11-30-2005, 11:28 AM
it could be shavonda from Philadelphia

16 February 1983
Murrieta, California, USA

sovereignstar
11-30-2005, 11:30 AM
Whoever runs Reality Blurred is a dumbass. He's giving out hints to who it might be.

JeeberD
11-30-2005, 11:39 AM
Possibilities: Females from the last four seasons of The Real World

*Ages taken from MTV.com*
Edited: More ages found on other sites

Austin

http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season16/assets/flipbooks/cast/johanna/82x55.jpgJohanna - 21
http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season16/assets/flipbooks/cast/melinda/82x55.jpgMelinda-21
http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season16/assets/flipbooks/cast/rachel/82x55.jpgRachel- 21
http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season16/assets/flipbooks/cast/lacey/82x55.jpgLacey - 23


Philly

http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season15/assets/images/melanie82x55.jpgMelanie - "Too Old" (21)
http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season15/assets/images/sarah_82x55.jpgSarah - "Too Old" (23)
http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season15/assets/images/shavonda_82x55.jpgShavonda - "Too Old" (21)


San Diego

http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season14/assets/images/cameran_82x55.jpgCameran - 21
http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season14/assets/images/frankie_82x55.jpgFrankie - "Too Old"
http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season14/assets/images/jamie_82x55.jpgJamie - "Too Old"
http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season14/assets/images/robin_82x55.jpgRobin - "Too Old"


Paris

http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season13/assets/images/christina_82x55.jpgChristina - "Too Old"
http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season13/assets/images/leah_82x55.jpgLeah - "Too Old"
http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season13/assets/images/mallory_82x55.jpgMallory - 20

sovereignstar
11-30-2005, 11:46 AM
But who's to say that the girl is really 22?

Joe
11-30-2005, 11:46 AM
please don't be frankie

digamma
11-30-2005, 11:48 AM
Cameron from San Diego dates Jeremy Bloom, so we can probably eliminate her...unless he's into that sort of thing.

JeeberD
11-30-2005, 11:51 AM
And Mallory from Paris has a legitimate modeling career going on, so it's (unfortunately) probably not her.

gottimd
11-30-2005, 11:52 AM
Melindas got some Ta-Ta's I'd like to see:cool:

JeeberD
11-30-2005, 11:53 AM
Melindas got some Ta-Ta's I'd like to see:cool:

I'll see if I can help you out there... ;)

Flasch186
11-30-2005, 12:19 PM
my money is on Melinda...just cuz it'd be nice.

Anthony
11-30-2005, 12:22 PM
Melinda is one of the hottest Real Worlders ever. it's insane how hot she is. i wish she and Cameron would do some nude wrestling with each other. i normally prefer brunettes, but those two are silly hot.

Anthony
11-30-2005, 12:24 PM
my money is on Melinda...just cuz it'd be nice.

she's engaged to that fag from Boston who got the shit kicked out of him and always wears a hat. i guess he'd have problems with her doing gang bang porn.

i think it's Frankie. she has mental issues and we're all primed for a let down.

i'd like to see Tonya from Chicago in porn. she's another hottie.

st.cronin
11-30-2005, 12:25 PM
Some of you watch too much television.

Joe
11-30-2005, 12:27 PM
i'd like to see Tonya from Chicago in porn. she's another hottie.

not porn, but she looked good in the playboy shots

Anthony
11-30-2005, 12:28 PM
JeeberD - you're my favorite Texan. thanks for the PM.

korme
11-30-2005, 12:29 PM
it could be shavonda from Philadelphia

16 February 1983
Murrieta, California, USA
That'd be a real surprise.

Anthony
11-30-2005, 12:30 PM
not porn, but she looked good in the playboy shots

*zoinks* :eek:

she did Playboy...? intriguing.

Flasch186
11-30-2005, 12:30 PM
thanks....

They got engaged!!! what a putz!!

duckman
11-30-2005, 12:30 PM
JeeberD - you're my favorite Texan. thanks for the PM.
Share the pics, Jeebs! :D

gottimd
11-30-2005, 12:30 PM
Some of you watch too much television.
Flipping through the channels, you are bound to see one of the 6 million times MTV repeats the episodes. When I flip by and I see large funbags, I am compelled to view them, and then I continue on flipping the channels once they have disappeared from the screen.

I echo HAs comments about Jeeberd!

Joe
11-30-2005, 12:31 PM
*zoinks* :eek:

she did Playboy...? intriguing.

not the actual magazine, but she was a Cyber Girl of the Week for their online site.

JeeberD
11-30-2005, 12:32 PM
I echo HAs comments about Jeeberd!

I do what I can, fellas... :)

I'll get you next, duckie.

Joe
11-30-2005, 12:33 PM
me too jeeber

korme
11-30-2005, 12:34 PM
*zoinks* :eek:

she did Playboy...? intriguing.
Just google Tonya Real World playboy

Anthony
11-30-2005, 12:37 PM
Just google Tonya Real World playboy

i'm at work right now, but....dammit if some things aren't worth getting fired for.

sovereignstar
11-30-2005, 12:38 PM
Just google Tonya Real World playboy

Next thing you know, guys are gonna be asking for pics of one Pamela Anderson.

sovereignstar
11-30-2005, 12:39 PM
Tonya has fake tits, no hips, and an airbrushed ass. Whoopie for her.

rkmsuf
11-30-2005, 12:40 PM
Tonya has fake tits, no hips, and an airbrushed ass. Whoopie for her.

how dare you say she has no hips

Anthony
11-30-2005, 12:43 PM
Tonya has fake tits, no hips, and an airbrushed ass. Whoopie for her.

hey, that didn't stop Carmen Electrica.

Tonya is hot, even hotter as a brunette. sure, she's got fake knockers and i prefer natural ones but if she were standing naked in front of me and was ready to go...so much for preferences.

let's keep it real, Holyfield.

sovereignstar
11-30-2005, 12:44 PM
how dare you say she has no hips

I take it that's asshattish for, "who gives a fuck about hips?" Wouldn't be too surprising, since you are the penis poster.

sovereignstar
11-30-2005, 12:45 PM
hey, that didn't stop Carmen Electrica.

Tonya is hot, even hotter as a brunette. sure, she's got fake knockers and i prefer natural ones but if she were standing naked in front of me and was ready to go...so much for preferences.

let's keep it real, Holyfield.

Would I hit her? Hell yeah. But she's only a 6 on a 10-scale just like thousands upon thousands of other women in the world.

rkmsuf
11-30-2005, 12:51 PM
I take it that's asshattish for, "who gives a fuck about hips?" Wouldn't be too surprising, since you are the penis poster.

Don't forget that you provide all the insight into the small penis world.

As far as hips, just thought it was a funny thing thrown into your analysis.

rkmsuf
11-30-2005, 12:59 PM
incorrect.

there are two different scales. one for fantasy, others for me and you in our everyday lives.

on the fantasy scale, you compare Jessica Simpson to Jessica Alba. Hillary Duff to J.Lo., that sort of thing. we will never see these chicks and if we were to see them they'd want nothing to do with us.

on the everyday scale we measure chicks we actually have a chance of meeting in our lives - at a bar, on the beach, whatever. if the planets are all aligned then we might just get their number. bang them, even.

a chick can be a 4 on the fantasy scale but register an 8 on the everyday scale. you don't go to a bar and see a hot chick and say "yeah, she's fuckable, but she's no Jennifer Garner". there are hot chicks within our realm of possibilities, and then there are hot chicks on an entirely other, unreachable plain.

Tonya is being measured on the everyday scale. she isn't a celebrity (no one really is a celebrity for having been on Real World). she was dating a normal, average guy throughout the taping of Real World Chicago. i doubt Tom Cruise will be calling for her after Katie Holmes' contract is up.


you know, this makes sense

nice work

Anthony
11-30-2005, 12:59 PM
Would I hit her? Hell yeah. But she's only a 6 on a 10-scale just like thousands upon thousands of other women in the world.

incorrect.

there are two different scales. one for fantasy, others for me and you in our everyday lives.

on the fantasy scale, you compare Jessica Simpson to Jessica Alba. Hillary Duff to J.Lo., that sort of thing. we will never see these chicks and if we were to see them they'd want nothing to do with us.

on the everyday scale we measure chicks we actually have a chance of meeting in our lives - at a bar, on the beach, whatever. if the planets are all aligned then we might just get their number. bang them, even.

a chick can be a 4 on the fantasy scale but register an 8 on the everyday scale. you don't go to a bar and see a hot chick and say "yeah, she's fuckable, but she's no Jennifer Garner". there are hot chicks within our realm of possibilities, and then there are hot chicks on an entirely other, unreachable plain.

Tonya is being measured on the everyday scale. she isn't a celebrity (no one really is a celebrity for having been on Real World). she was dating a normal, average guy throughout the taping of Real World Chicago. i doubt Tom Cruise will be calling for her after Katie Holmes' contract is up.

Desnudo
11-30-2005, 01:08 PM
Would I hit her? Hell yeah. But she's only a 6 on a 10-scale just like thousands upon thousands of other women in the world.

If you had a small penis, would she rank higher?

gottimd
11-30-2005, 01:09 PM
If you had a small penis, would she rank higher?
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!

cuervo72
11-30-2005, 01:12 PM
she's no Jennifer Garner"

That gains one points, in my book.

Neuqua
11-30-2005, 01:18 PM
Johanna is actually visiting my campus Friday night.

DanGarion
11-30-2005, 01:42 PM
Johanna is actually visiting my campus Friday night.To measure you up?

stevew
11-30-2005, 01:42 PM
Time stamp bug again?

Raiders Army
11-30-2005, 01:55 PM
That gains one points, in my book.
*shudder*

sabotai
11-30-2005, 02:01 PM
I do what I can, fellas... :)

I'll get you next, duckie.
Share the wealth my good man Jeebs.

GoldenEagle
11-30-2005, 02:04 PM
I have all the qualifications. It is just too bad I have that problem with pre-mature ejaculation.

MizzouRah
11-30-2005, 02:50 PM
I have all the qualifications. It is just too bad I have that problem with pre-mature ejaculation.
spits water all over monitor... lol :D

dervack
11-30-2005, 03:27 PM
I have all the qualifications. It is just too bad I have that problem with pre-mature ejaculation.

"You seem to be suffering from Pre-mature ejaculation."

"I wouldn't say that I'm suffering."