Photoshop Madness

[Antmeister]

In another thread, Farrah gave me a Photoshop challenge and I was all over it. In fact I may have liked doing this too much. Anyways here are the results of the challenge in which she wanted a pic to ward her from the refrigerator and a pic in which she was striving for.

Well here are the Photoshop pics of Farrah in here digital glory. I was given permission, so don't yell at me.

This first one requires an hxxp since it is somewhat questionable. This is to ward her from the refrigerator. My first attempt sucked because I couldn't get the shading right and the picture was too small. The next one is a way better job:
hxxp://www.almarks.com/farrah/fatfarrah.jpg
hxxp://www.almarks.com/farrah/fatfarrah2.jpg

The next two are simple links. The first one is most likely her goal. The other was for more practice:
Fine Farrah 1 (http://www.almarks.com/farrah/finefarrah.jpg)
Fine Farrah 2 (http://www.almarks.com/farrah/finefarrah_2.jpg)

[Pumpy Tudors]

Even though I've seen two of these pictures (one "Fat Farrah" and one "Fine Farrah"), I am dying to look at Fine Farrah again. Unfortunately, I don't know how I could explain it to anyone who might walk by my desk here at work.

Then again, I AM at a temporary job, and my assignment most likely IS ending on Tuesday of next week...

[Antmeister]

Even though I've seen two of these pictures (one "Fat Farrah" and one "Fine Farrah"), I am dying to look at Fine Farrah again. Unfortunately, I don't know how I could explain it to anyone who might walk by my desk here at work.

Then again, I AM at a temporary job, and my assignment most likely IS ending on Tuesday of next week...

Just wait until you go home. Avoid letting your chesticle obsession control you. :D

[Anthony]

i won't show the ones i did of her. i personally don't like condoning objectifying women like that, i did it only because i felt it was proper to help motivate someone who wants to feel good about themselves. i think women misread a lot of things about society, namely the "you aren't good unless you look like this" type of pressure they put on themselves.

i like the Hottie Rahn pic i did of her, though.

and, no, i haven't jacked to it.

[sovereignstar]

FWIW, Suicane still has a crush on regular Farrah and that probably won't change.

{chorus of awwwwwwwwwwws}

[Antmeister]

i won't show the ones i did of her. i personally don't like condoning objectifying women like that, i did it only because i felt it was proper to help motivate someone who wants to feel good about themselves. i think women misread a lot of things about society, namely the "you aren't good unless you look like this" type of pressure they put on themselves.

i like the Hottie Rahn pic i did of her, though.

and, no, i haven't jacked to it.

Who are you? Why doesn't the real HellAlantic read some threads on DeanHouston.org as well as here that shows the opposite view than the one posted here? And you have to at least post the Hottie Rahn pic (at least with an hxxp).

[sovereignstar]

The hxxp'ing is really only to protect guys from questionable sites, not questionable pictures. That is unless there is a magical robot that can open pictures and review them for content. :)

[Antmeister]

The hxxp'ing is really only to protect guys from questionable sites, not questionable pictures. That is unless there is a magical robot that can open pictures and review them for content. :)

I use it more as a warning that it may be questionable to view at a workplace. You know, just in case someone happens to take a pit stop at your cubicle or office.

[sovereignstar]

I use it more as a warning that it may be questionable to view at a workplace. You know, just in case someone happens to take a pit stop at your cubicle or office.

I follow I guess. :)

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

i won't show the ones i did of her. i personally don't like condoning objectifying women like that, i did it only because i felt it was proper to help motivate someone who wants to feel good about themselves. i think women misread a lot of things about society, namely the "you aren't good unless you look like this" type of pressure they put on themselves.

i like the Hottie Rahn pic i did of her, though.

and, no, i haven't jacked to it. Well this woman doesn't read anything into society. If someone wants to judge me by how much I weigh or how large my ass is, that's their own problem. I don't assign self worth to how I look. Yes, I like to look my best, but not for anyone other than myself. I think I look great now. Of course that's just my opinion and others may think differently. Great, bully for them. But I know I could look better. I also know that dropping 20lbs will probably make me live a little longer, and share more with my son. When I reach my goal I will probably carry myself a little differently. Hold my head up a little higher, flirt a little more..

I see too many women let themselves go after they get married and have kids. They stop caring about their hair or makeup, they stop worrying about whether they should have a twinkie for a snack. They stop taking care of themselves like they did before. And then they bitch about how their husband isn't making them feel sexy anymore...when all the while he's not doing anything differently at all. These women forget its not up to men to make us feel sexy, its up to us. When we feel sexy, we are sexy. I don't go to Fredericks to buy bras to make Arlie think I'm sexy, I do it because it makes me feel sexy because I think I look damn good.

Women who blame society for making them feel like they're nothing because they don't look a certain way are weak, and have no sense of self worth. Society doesn't do that to them, they do it to themselves.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Dola - Both Ant and HA did fantastic jobs. I have some pics on the fridge, and more on the pantry. Everyone who comes over think they are real and get a big kick out of them.

[Lorena]

i won't show the ones i did of her. i personally don't like condoning objectifying women like that, i did it only because i felt it was proper to help motivate someone who wants to feel good about themselves. i think women misread a lot of things about society, namely the "you aren't good unless you look like this" type of pressure they put on themselves.

i like the Hottie Rahn pic i did of her, though.

and, no, i haven't jacked to it.

This schtick is getting really old and it's frankly nauseating. If THIS (http://www.deanhouston.org/archive.html) link on your website isn't objectifying women, then what is? Gimme a break

[MJ4H]

This schtick is getting really old and it's frankly nauseating. If THIS (http://www.deanhouston.org/archive.html) link on your website isn't objectifying women, then what is? Gimme a break
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/ohsnap.gif

[Antmeister]

That animated gif is awesome!

[Anthony]

This schtick is getting really old and it's frankly nauseating. If THIS (http://www.deanhouston.org/archive.html) link on your website isn't objectifying women, then what is? Gimme a break

understandable, and i can see where perhaps you might have misinterpreted some things. i'll try my best to explain:

guys have two faces. one face is what we show to our friends. manly, beer guzzling, football watching, wiping sweat on our t-shirts, dirty joke telling, steak eating, muscle cars and bbq's.

the other face, we show to our women. sucking it up and watching a romantic comedy starring Sandra Bullock, listening to them complain about that bitch from Sales who keeps talking behind her back, repeating for the 1000th time that her belly isn't fat, snuggling up on the couch with toasty socks and drinking hot cocoa.

you don't show the face that's reserved for your woman to your friends. you try to not act vulgar and disgusting in front of your woman. two sides to the same man. no one side is less fake than the other. different settings require different faces.

what you see on my website is my stereotypical man side. i love hot women, and i love sluts in particular. my nipples get hard when i see a girl make a pig of herself in public. i jack off to these things usually. to the easily offended that side of me isn't easy to stomach, but it's a part of my personality no less.

the post you read from me earlier is me being sincere and sensitive to a woman's need to feel good about herself. and as much as she likes to allude to being a party girl, i don't think you'd find pics of her on my website being sandwiched between two perverts with stickers on her knockers. sluts don't get respect in my book, a recently pregnant woman trying to whip herself back into shape does.

i didn't want to give farrah a pic of herself as a super model or in some virtually impossible to obtain figure that society tries to pass off as natural or as a standard. i did it because i try to balance all the negativity i cause with some positivity - if giving her those pics could cause her to have the motivation to obtain her goals than i've done my good deed for the week. you can never know just how comfortable someone is in their own body; my wife is rather thin but she has a complex where she always thinks her belly is fat and she needs to lose "10-15 pounds". i like that she wants to keep me attracted to her, i don't like that she compares her body to women she sees on tv. it's not realistic.

i wish mss. rahn all the best - i know i'm trying to lose another 20 pounds and i can understand just how tough it is to be strong willed.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

my wife is rather thin but she has a complex where she always thinks her belly is fat and she needs to lose "10-15 pounds".Show her my worst case scenario pic, and that will take care of that. She'll never think she's fat again.:p

[Draft Dodger]

all I know is, somewhere, when Mr Skippy sees those fine farrah pics, he is going to kill a WHOLE bunch of kittens

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

all I know is, somewhere, when Mr Skippy sees those fine farrah pics, he is going to kill a WHOLE bunch of kittensI really didn't need that thought right before bed.

[Draft Dodger]

I really didn't need that thought right before bed.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

It's working already guys! Today for lunch I found myself in an area with an easily accessable In-N-Out Burger. And I drove right by with pictures of fat farrah dancing in my head. This never happens.

Yay!

[JonInMiddleGA]

It's working already guys! Today for lunch I found myself in an area with an easily accessable In-N-Out Burger. And I drove right by with pictures of fat farrah dancing in my head. This never happens.

Yay!

All psychoanalysis aside here, if it worked as intended for you then ... way to go girl & attaboys to those who 'Shopped the pics.

It's amazing what you can use to motivate yourself if you just understand yourself well enough to find the tricks -- when we wanted to buy our first old house, my wife had surrounded herself with various "dreamhouses" as a motivation for work. When I went to college for the first time as a full-grown adult, I had every piece of logo'ed paraphenalis imaginable, trying to convince myself I really was a college student, etc. A little self-awareness can go a long way sometimes, ya just gotta figure out what'll do the trick each time.

[AlexB]

Fine Farrah 2 has a touch of the Kirsten Dunst's about her...

[Pumpy Tudors]

Regarding JiMG's comments about when he was a college student, I still have UNO logo paraphernalia all over the place. In fact, I wore a UNO baseball cap to work today, and I wore the same cap and a UNO t-shirt to bowling last night. I graduated over three years ago. I am such a turd. :( :( :) :( :(