Sheesh. I should have known from the start...

[Ben E Lou]

Why do these geniuses somehow always seem to find me???

[20:12] manwholovestofly: Hi. Are you there?
[20:12] Ben E Lou: yes
[20:12] manwholovestofly: wasuo
[20:13] manwholovestofly: wasup*
[20:13] Ben E Lou: not much.....who's this?
[20:13] manwholovestofly: NickC13573 @ GDS
[20:14] manwholovestofly: i just replied to your new Diary
[20:15] Ben E Lou: yes, i see
[20:15] manwholovestofly: i really do like it.
[20:16] Ben E Lou: well thanks
[20:17] manwholovestofly: now i have to ask a question
[20:17] Ben E Lou: go ahead
[20:20] manwholovestofly: i am UNC, i have put the Gameplan to the coaches and i am beating teams left and right, losing to Florida State (damn) and no one comes to me through recruiting. Am i doing something wrong?
[20:22] Ben E Lou: read my recruiting tips in the main forum
[20:23] manwholovestofly: and, i know this probably is asked a TON but, can i get the Second Beta?
[20:24] Ben E Lou: no, you're the first person to ask to pirate it
[20:24] Ben E Lou: and no, you can't
[20:24] Ben E Lou: it is e-licensed
[20:24] manwholovestofly: o
[20:25] manwholovestofly: so how is it?
[20:26] Ben E Lou: i don't remember, quite frankly, as i've moved forward since that one
[20:26] manwholovestofly: which one?
[20:27] Ben E Lou: the "Second" Beta
[20:27] Ben E Lou: the one you referred to
[20:27] Ben E Lou: there have been many builds since the second one
[20:27] manwholovestofly: no i mean which one you are on now
[20:27] Ben E Lou: which one? 0.41
[20:27] manwholovestofly: wow

[Ben E Lou]

Once again, I can't make this stuff up....[20:32] manwholovestofly: so have fun
[20:32] manwholovestofly: hopefully ill get a job to get the game

[cartman]

Why do these geniuses somehow always seem to find me???

It was Arlie testing you...

:D

[vtbub]

Funny beyond comprehension

[duckman]

People are fucking stupid sometimes.

[vex]

You have a diary?

[st.cronin]

People are fucking stupid sometimes.

"Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, remember that half the people are stupider than *that*."

-remembered line from forgotten book/movie

Technically, I guess it should be 'median' not average.

[Ben E Lou]

...and it gets better....

[20:32] manwholovestofly: hopefully ill get a job to get the game
[20:33] Ben E Lou: that would be good
[20:33] manwholovestofly: im trying to get a free TEW 04
[20:33] Ben E Lou: how?
[20:34] manwholovestofly: asken
[20:34] manwholovestofly: not working
[20:34] Ben E Lou: who are you "asken"?
[20:34] manwholovestofly: Ghostdogg and a couple of other
[20:35] Ben E Lou: gotcha
[20:35] manwholovestofly: now i know you dont take requests but could you do a UNC diary?
[20:36] Ben E Lou: doubt it......i plan on working with FIU at least until the game is released
[20:37] manwholovestofly: k\
[20:37] manwholovestofly: where are your notes?
[20:37] manwholovestofly: on recruiting?
[20:37] Ben E Lou: in the thread entitled "Recruiting"

[Schmidty]

He just sounds like some 13 year-old. Not much of a challenge to mock and not really funny.

*shrug*

[NoMyths]

Anybody else you'd like to stick up for tonight? I've got a vicious guinea pig around here somewhere who's probably just misunderstood.

[Lorena]

Chatting with a 13 year old, reading threads, and posting... multitasking at it's finest :D

[Ben E Lou]

I've got a vicious guinea pig around here somewhere who's probably just misunderstood.:D

[gottimd]

Anybody else you'd like to stick up for tonight? I've got a vicious guinea pig around here somewhere who's probably just misunderstood.
Come on, its just a guinea pig. What did he do wrong? He is probably just scared and being defensive:D

[Schmidty]

Anybody else you'd like to stick up for tonight? I've got a vicious guinea pig around here somewhere who's probably just misunderstood.

Hey, I have two guineas (Kinky and Gus Gus), so you just moved up in my book!!!!

[NoMyths]

;)

[cartman]

Did somebody mention guinea pigs?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2005/02/17/images/richard_gere_shall_we_dance_interview_top.jpg

[Ben E Lou]

now i know you dont take requests but could you do a UNC diaryThat's the moment that really floored me. "Uh, I know you don't take requests.." (How he "knows" that is beyond me, btw.) ...but I'm going to make a request anyway. Interesting.

[MizzouRah]

btw, Ben.. thanks for 0.42

[Ben E Lou]

Did somebody mention guinea pigs?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2005/02/17/images/richard_gere_shall_we_dance_interview_top.jpg
PINE CONES???????





{shudder}

[Schmidty]

That's just wrong. The image......

[gottimd]

Did somebody mention guinea pigs?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2005/02/17/images/richard_gere_shall_we_dance_interview_top.jpg
A million to one shot doc!

[Easy Mac]

I think Gere was Gerbils.

[cartman]

I think Gere was Gerbils.

Gotta start somewhere...

:D

[cuervo72]

I think Gere was Gerbils.

Bah, that was Jerry Penacoli.

And I say we have a good ol' guinea pig/squirrel rumble. Winners get the corpse of the ugly dog.

[Senator]

The guy played it all wrong. He should of started off laying down song lyrics from Skydogs CD, by adding, "Dat boy sing so good it will make.." ect. Then he should have asked for the newest beta.
Plan it out young man, plan it out.

[ISiddiqui]

Damn Skydog, you didn't have to be so mean to me. Can I have the "Second Beta" now?

:D

[sabotai]

People are fucking stupid sometimes.
Sometimes?

[duckman]

Sometimes?
I was being nice. :D

[Bee]

You have a diary?

Yes he does...it's pink with white lace and there's a picture of Ryan S on the front cut out in the shape of a heart....

:D

Edit: Oh wait...nevermind, that's mine. ;)

[DanGarion]

The guy played it all wrong. He should of started off laying down song lyrics from Skydogs CD, by adding, "Dat boy sing so good it will make.." ect. Then he should have asked for the newest beta.
Plan it out young man, plan it out.
That's what worked for me.

[BYU 14]

Yes he does...it's pink with white lace and there's a picture of Ryan S on the front cut out in the shape of a heart....

:D

Edit: Oh wait...nevermind, that's mine. ;)

Hi, I'm really manwholovestofly:.....you know Skydogs friend.....Can I have a copy of your diary?