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tdydynasty
12-15-2005, 04:37 PM
What do you call a shirt that you do not wear?
sovereignstar
12-15-2005, 04:41 PM
uncomfortable
gottimd
12-15-2005, 04:43 PM
Jimmy?
sachmo71
12-15-2005, 04:45 PM
dirty
vtbub
12-15-2005, 04:49 PM
My Mothers
MikeVic
12-15-2005, 05:02 PM
Where's the answer??
tdydynasty
12-15-2005, 05:04 PM
A redshirt.
st.cronin
12-15-2005, 05:06 PM
what has two legs and bleeds?
gottimd
12-15-2005, 05:07 PM
what has two legs and bleeds?
A person who just cut themselves?
JeeberD
12-15-2005, 05:22 PM
A redshirt.
I don't get it.
Raiders Army
12-15-2005, 05:27 PM
I just wanna be in this classic thread.
tdydynasty
12-15-2005, 05:27 PM
When you sit out a year in college sports it is called redshirting. Practice but don't play.
st.cronin
12-15-2005, 05:27 PM
what has two legs and bleeds?

1/2 a cat

(sorry)
st.cronin
12-15-2005, 05:28 PM
When you sit out a year in college sports it is called redshirting. Practice but don't play.

laughing ... uncontrollably... crying ...
Senator
12-15-2005, 05:32 PM
Not quite The Aristocrats but close.
JeeberD
12-15-2005, 05:32 PM
When you sit out a year in college sports it is called redshirting. Practice but don't play.

Oh, that kind of redshirt.
Sublime 2
12-15-2005, 05:36 PM
1/2 a cat

(sorry)


HAHAHAHA
Groundhog
12-15-2005, 06:04 PM
1/2 a cat

(sorry)

Very versatile joke that one. When I heard it, the answer was "Half a baby".
Lorena
12-15-2005, 06:17 PM
Anything that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die can't be trusted.










I don't really agree with this, but it's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard.
oliegirl
12-15-2005, 06:18 PM
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
sovereignstar
12-15-2005, 06:27 PM
a sleepasorous

oh snap
ThunderingHERD
12-15-2005, 06:28 PM
A redshirt.

Did you come up with that? Do you mind if I use it?
oliegirl
12-15-2005, 06:32 PM
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?






A DinoSNORE! :)
GoSeahawks
12-15-2005, 06:45 PM
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
gottimd
12-15-2005, 06:46 PM
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Harvey Firestone?
st.cronin
12-15-2005, 07:07 PM
so this termite walks into a bar, and says

"excuse me, where is the bar tender?"
Lorena
12-15-2005, 07:18 PM
A DinoSNORE! :)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............
Lorena
12-15-2005, 07:22 PM
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Karlifornia
12-15-2005, 08:10 PM
What's the difference between a dead baby and an old, dusty record player?
MikeVic
12-15-2005, 08:12 PM
Why aren't these jokes being completed?? I'm interested in them!
Karlifornia
12-15-2005, 08:15 PM
What's the difference between a dead baby and an old, dusty record player?


I don't have an old, dusty record player in my basement.


What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?
sovereignstar
12-15-2005, 08:18 PM
hollywood?
Karlifornia
12-15-2005, 08:18 PM
What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?



The answer is a PILOT, YOU GOD DAMNED RACISTS!!
GoSeahawks
12-15-2005, 08:21 PM
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Majorsoreass
Lorena
12-15-2005, 08:43 PM
What is the thinnest book in the world?
stevew
12-15-2005, 08:58 PM
you guys eating the popsicles again, the ones with the hahahahah funny(not really) jokes?
Lorena
12-15-2005, 08:58 PM
"What Men Know About Women"
CamEdwards
12-15-2005, 09:25 PM
my favorite lame joke:

What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
Karlifornia
12-16-2005, 09:36 PM
my favorite lame joke:

What's Irish and comes out in the spring?


I had to cheat-the suspense was killing me!

The punchline is "Paddy O'Furniture"
Easy Mac
12-16-2005, 09:43 PM
my favorite lame joke:

What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
Matt Damon?