View Full Version : Can you Hate Matt Leinart?
Easy Mac
12-16-2005, 05:13 PM
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/matt.jpg
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/matt2.jpg
Seriously, what guy who won a Heisman, 2 national championships and is in New York wouldn't try and get all the ass he can. I would be disappointed if he didn't. Especially with that one. He and Tom Brady will have some interesting competitions in the coming years.
CraigSca
12-16-2005, 05:25 PM
I like the disgruntled girl on the right. She's obviously the one who struck up the conversation until Matt noticed her hot friend.
pwned.
Raiders Army
12-16-2005, 05:27 PM
If he got em both, that would be fitting. I mean, you just need to be the Doak Walker award winner to get one chick. Heisman should get you at least the twofer.
Pumpy Tudors
12-16-2005, 05:50 PM
That's not Matt Leinart... THAT'S HATCHER FLASCHEN!
Senator
12-16-2005, 05:52 PM
Drink up pretty boy. Right now Vince Young is running up bleachers with a telephone poll across his shoulders.
sovereignstar
12-16-2005, 05:55 PM
Drink up pretty boy. Right now Vince Young is running up bleachers with a telephone poll across his shoulders.
He works for AT&T??
MrBug708
12-16-2005, 06:00 PM
Drink up pretty boy. Right now Vince Young is running up bleachers with a telephone poll across his shoulders.
It'll be even more embarrassing when USC (sadly) can beat Texas with a drunk QB
sooner333
12-16-2005, 06:07 PM
the answer is "yes", but not for trying to get ass and getting drunk...that's more likely to swing the answer to "no," but he has a long way to go.
MrBug708
12-16-2005, 06:14 PM
In all seriousness though, my friend as a party in Laguna and Matt showed up with about a dozen friends of the male variety. Needless to say, he got very pissed off when they didn't let him and his friends in and couldnt understand why not.
Poor Matt
VPI97
12-16-2005, 06:28 PM
Drink up pretty boy. Right now Vince Young is running up bleachers with a telephone poll across his shoulders.Shute: You gonna make weight?
Louden: I hope so.
Shute: I hope so too.
Eaglesfan27
12-16-2005, 06:30 PM
My co-worker has a MAJOR crush on him, and she is hoping he some how ends up with the Saints.
st.cronin
12-16-2005, 06:33 PM
In all seriousness though, my friend as a party in Laguna and Matt showed up with about a dozen friends of the male variety. Needless to say, he got very pissed off when they didn't let him and his friends in and couldnt understand why not.
Poor Matt
If you were throwing a party, why would you NOT let Leinart in????
DanGarion
12-16-2005, 06:36 PM
If I was at work right now I would post an article regarding those pictures. The girl tried to say that Leinart groped her and then she slapped him but numerous other people at the club that night deny her claims.
sooner333
12-16-2005, 06:36 PM
If you were throwing a party, why would you NOT let Leinart in????
maybe the dozen guys part, no girls part, and the realization that "hey, matt and his friends might take away all of the girls from us." just a thought.
panerd
12-16-2005, 06:38 PM
My co-worker has a MAJOR crush on him, and she is hoping he some how ends up with the Saints.
It would be cool if he could stay in Los Angeles next season. :)
st.cronin
12-16-2005, 06:41 PM
maybe the dozen guys part, no girls part, and the realization that "hey, matt and his friends might take away all of the girls from us." just a thought.
weak
It may not work out for you in the short term (although it probably will - let him in, and wait for all the girls to show up, they're on their way, I promise) but in the long term, MATT LEINART was in your house. If you can't work that into your game, you need lessons.
DanGarion
12-16-2005, 06:42 PM
Found the link.
http://uscfootballblog.blogspot.com/2005/12/rumored-leinart-incident-never.html
RebelMan
12-16-2005, 06:42 PM
Where does he get the money to fly and, go clubbin' in NY? Isnt he a starvin' college student?
VPI97
12-16-2005, 06:45 PM
Where does he get the money to fly and, go clubbin' in NY? Isnt he a starvin' college student?I think I heard that his parents are loaded.
MrBug708
12-16-2005, 06:45 PM
weak
It may not work out for you in the short term (although it probably will - let him in, and wait for all the girls to show up, they're on their way, I promise) but in the long term, MATT LEINART was in your house. If you can't work that into your game, you need lessons.
It's not just some house party amoung friends....it was a pretty big party from what my friend tells me. Just because it's Matt Leinart, doesn't mean too much...
MrBug708
12-16-2005, 06:47 PM
I think I heard that his parents are loaded.
You are correct sir. His dad owns a construction company. Why do you think he came back? He didn't need the money ASAP
DanGarion
12-16-2005, 06:50 PM
You are correct sir. His dad owns a construction company. Why do you think he came back? He didn't need the money ASAP
Ok Mr. Bruin...
Senator
12-16-2005, 07:03 PM
Shute: You gonna make weight?
Louden: I hope so.
Shute: I hope so too.
Greatness.
biological warrior
12-16-2005, 07:16 PM
Leinart seems lik a media darling but a total prick in real life.
MrBug708
12-16-2005, 07:22 PM
Ok Mr. Bruin...
Im missing the point. Do you think that if Lofa came from a rich family, he would have stayed?
cartman
12-16-2005, 08:38 PM
Where does he get the money to fly and, go clubbin' in NY? Isnt he a starvin' college student?
He was flown in, along with Reggie Bush and Vince Young, by the Heisman Committee, for the presentation of the Heisman Trophy.
MizzouRah
12-16-2005, 08:59 PM
I like the disgruntled girl on the right. She's obviously the one who struck up the conversation until Matt noticed her hot friend.
pwned.
I thought the same thing.
DanGarion
12-16-2005, 11:33 PM
Im missing the point. Do you think that if Lofa came from a rich family, he would have stayed?
No I just feel that he stayed for reasons other then what you are trying to point out.
DanGarion
12-16-2005, 11:33 PM
Leinart seems lik a media darling but a total prick in real life.
Explain.
Flasch186
12-16-2005, 11:37 PM
Damn if that aint me, I was so drunk I dont even remember that night, but here is what the picture looked like the next morning when I was sober.:
http://www.usfl-fof.com/house/me_n_nola.jpg
Flasch186
12-16-2005, 11:40 PM
http://www.usfl-fof.com/house/adlerchar.jpg
Vegas Vic
12-17-2005, 01:01 AM
Drink up pretty boy. Right now Vince Young is running up bleachers with a telephone poll across his shoulders.
Really? I thought he was busy bailing his teammates out of jail.
DanGarion
12-17-2005, 08:06 AM
Really? I thought he was busy bailing his teammates out of jail.
I acutally think he's in NYC still upset because he got blown out by Bush.
cthomer5000
01-05-2006, 12:24 AM
Drink up pretty boy. Right now Vince Young is running up bleachers with a telephone poll across his shoulders.
This post is now one of my all-time favorites both for the awesome reference and the eventual outcome of the game. Vince Young was unreal tonight.
biological warrior
01-05-2006, 12:33 AM
This post is now one of my all-time favorites both for the awesome reference and the eventual outcome of the game. Vince Young was unreal tonight. So ture. In the end it may have been the desire and, conditioning of the Texas heat and players that leaped them to win over USC.
rexallllsc
01-05-2006, 02:04 AM
He was in NY for the Heisman awards.
Sublime 2
01-05-2006, 02:14 AM
YES!
Period, Exclamation Point!
Butter
01-05-2006, 07:06 AM
I can hate him for how he still said after the game that USC was the better team and how he feels that they still won the game, they just had it taken away from them.
Have another drink, Matty.
Easy Mac
01-05-2006, 07:08 AM
wow, someone doesn't know how to listen when people speak... i feel sorry for your girlfriend. "I talked with Bob at work today" becomes "I blew Bob at work today"
Ben E Lou
01-05-2006, 07:10 AM
Drink up pretty boy. Right now Vince Young is running up bleachers with a telephone poll across his shoulders.Painted on the walls of the Mens' Locker Room at The Brookstone School:
"Whenever you are not training, someone, somewhere else is, and when you engage him in battle, HE will emerge victorious."
Anthony
01-05-2006, 09:05 AM
Found the link.
http://uscfootballblog.blogspot.com/2005/12/rumored-leinart-incident-never.html
OH MY GOD. i have to have sex with Alexis Jones (the chick in that blog). she's in my top 20 hotties now. i don't even know who she is, but whenever someone asks me from now on who my top 20 hot chicks are and i get up to like #12 i'm going to say "Alexis Jones". i have to have oral sex with her, among other things. my God she's amazing.
DanGarion
01-05-2006, 09:07 AM
OH MY GOD. i have to have sex with Alexis Jones (the chick in that blog). she's in my top 20 hotties now. i don't even know who she is, but whenever someone asks me from now on who my top 20 hot chicks are and i get up to like #12 i'm going to say "Alexis Jones". i have to have oral sex with her, among other things. my God she's amazing.
Heh, yeah she's cute. But there are better ones.
Anthony
01-05-2006, 09:10 AM
http://www.swoopmagazine.com/swoopgirl72dpiDECweb.jpg
ALEX JONES IS IN MY TOP 5! ALEXIS JONES IS IN MY TOP 5! sorry Jessica Alba, please pack your bags immediately and join the other 4 girls in the #'s 6-10 list.
i will ravage myself tonite. someone alert the authorities, there's gonna be a beatdown and my penis will be the victim.
Anthony
01-05-2006, 09:12 AM
Heh, yeah she's cute. But there are better ones.
you are officially a lover of men in my book.
Punky Brewster was cute. if Alexis Jones was a princess trapped in a tower and there was a fiery dragon standing in my way...i would slay the dragon.
DanGarion
01-05-2006, 09:13 AM
you are officially a lover of men in my book.
Punky Brewster was cute. if Alexis Jones was a princess trapped in a tower and there was a fiery dragon standing in my way...i would slay the dragon.
Dude I'm from SoCal, girls like Alexis are a dime a dozen.
ISiddiqui
01-05-2006, 09:13 AM
I can hate him for how he still said after the game that USC was the better team and how he feels that they still won the game, they just had it taken away from them.
Uh... where did he say the entire second part of your post? I didn't see anything close to him saying that USC 'still won the game' but had it taken away from them.
Kodos
01-05-2006, 09:14 AM
I can hate him for how he still said after the game that USC was the better team.
Have another drink, Matty.
Yep. In the span of 24 hours, Leinart went from someone who I had basically no opinion on to being a guy who I dislike quite a bit.
Butter
01-05-2006, 09:16 AM
Uh... where did he say the entire second part of your post? I didn't see anything close to him saying that USC 'still won the game' but had it taken away from them.
Press conference after the game on NFL Network or ESPNEWS or one of those channels. He said it clear as day.
Anthony
01-05-2006, 09:16 AM
Dude I'm from SoCal, girls like Alexis are a dime a dozen.
i got 20 cents on me, let me get 2 dozen of her please
RendeR
01-05-2006, 09:57 AM
Press conference after the game on NFL Network or ESPNEWS or one of those channels. He said it clear as day.
Umm, no, thats not what he said at all.
His statement was that "We had the game won, and they just took it away."
Not sure where you get that line you posted from that but you're incorrect.
ISiddiqui
01-05-2006, 10:05 AM
Umm, no, thats not what he said at all.
His statement was that "We had the game won, and they just took it away."
Not sure where you get that line you posted from that but you're incorrect.
Exactly. This is how misquotes get started. Someone just makes up something they thought they heard and it gets a life of its own.
The actual statement (that you posted) is completely on the mark and TOTALLY different from saying they 'still won the game'.
Julio Riddols
01-05-2006, 11:26 AM
What Leinart actually said was this: "I like it in the ass". So I really don't see how anyone but a homophobe can hate him right now. Why do you think he went to the Texas locker room after the game?
To cowboy up?
rkmsuf
01-05-2006, 12:25 PM
OK people. Why don't we have the Lienart pic with Shorty's face on it yet?
Butter
01-05-2006, 12:36 PM
Exactly. This is how misquotes get started. Someone just makes up something they thought they heard and it gets a life of its own.
The actual statement (that you posted) is completely on the mark and TOTALLY different from saying they 'still won the game'.
Yes, it's all part of my master scheme to have Matt Leinart's career fail. And you fools have foiled it. I thought that my (potential) misquote here was going to get picked up by the national media, then he would totally collapse at the combine under the weight of merciless media attention, weeping remorsefully while scoring 9 on the Wonderlic. Then, Denver would take him in the 3rd round and cut him just prior to the regular season. But no, you had to ruin all of my precious, precious dreams.... DAMN YOU!!!!!
Perhaps I did remember his quote incorrectly, but how about this: Matt Leinart is an arrogant prick. With or without the previous (possible mis-)quote. Go find Reggie Bush's remarks if you want to see what an appropriate reaction to the loss would have been.
Anthony
01-05-2006, 01:54 PM
Matt Leinhart will screw a ton of women before his time is up because he'll be rich, famous and good looking. you will die cold and lonely.
chew on that.
rkmsuf
01-05-2006, 01:56 PM
Matt Leinhart will screw a ton of women before his time is up because he'll be rich, famous and good looking. you will die cold and lonely.
chew on that.
He should go for the record currently held by Wilt Chamberlain.
st.cronin
01-05-2006, 01:57 PM
When Matt Leinhart has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay. It is because he has run out of women.
Anthony
01-05-2006, 02:14 PM
When Matt Leinhart has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay. It is because he has run out of women.
well played. i like your style. i also like rkmsuf. just for the record.
Matt Leinhart's scrotum contains two perfectly oval testes. In Portugal, where Matt's exploits are widely known, his testicles are known as "los huevos de el glorioso".
The eggs of the glorious one.
rkmsuf
01-05-2006, 02:15 PM
I heard his bodyguard has express instructions to defend Matt's testes to the death.
JeeberD
01-05-2006, 02:27 PM
They speak spanish in Portugal?
Anthony
01-05-2006, 02:30 PM
They speak spanish in Portugal?
Matt Leinhart doesn't fart. Rather he allows a part of himself, in gas form, to freely roam.
Butter
01-05-2006, 02:31 PM
Matt Leinhart will screw a ton of women before his time is up because he'll be rich, famous and good looking. you will die cold and lonely.
chew on that.
I prefer the posts where you tell us who you'll be whacking off to this evening.
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