Worst Movies of '05

[Easy Mac]

According to Rotten Tomatoes
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/features/special/2005/bombs_to_the_bomb/

BOMBS TOMATOMETER LIST <table bgcolor="#aeba5b" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 18% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> Get Rich or Die Tryin' 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 16% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> Domino 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 17% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> Doom 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 20% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> Into the Blue 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 16% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> The Dukes of Hazzard 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 10% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 4% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> Supercross: The Movie 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 7% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> Undiscovered 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 24% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> 9 Songs 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 13% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> Stealth 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 24% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> House of Wax 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 43% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> Guess Who 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 7% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> Elektra 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 14% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> Hide and Seek 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 1% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> Alone in the Dark 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 11% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> Ma Mere 2005 </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#dfec83" nowrap="nowrap"> http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/tomatoes/small_rotten.gif 12% </td> <td bgcolor="#dfec83"> Aeon Flux 2005</td></tr></tbody></table>

I saw the Dukes of Hazzard (didn't pay) and I honestly did not laugh once. Seen bits and pieces of 9 Songs, and I must say... it has its moments... lets just say it won't be on during the daytime. I had no idea Elektra came out this year... it's been a long year. Has there ever been a worse movie than Daredevil that actually garnered a spinoff like Elektra did? And did Daredevil and Elektra have a super baby?

[WrongWay]

Actually, I liked Daredevil.

Dukes Of Hazard I believe will go down as one of the Worst Hollywood Movies of all time.

[ThunderingHERD]

Seen bits and pieces of 9 Songs, and I must say... it has its moments...

You fast forwarded to the fucking too?

[sachmo71]

According to Rotten Tomatoes
And did Daredevil and Elektra have a super baby?

Neither is a mutant so it's doubtful.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Neither is a mutant so it's doubtful.
Dorkiest. Post. Ever. http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[sachmo71]

Dorkiest. Post. Ever. http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/biggrin.gif



:D

[dervack]

According to Rotten Tomatoes

I saw the Dukes of Hazzard (didn't pay) and I honestly did not laugh once. Seen bits and pieces of 9 Songs, and I must say... it has its moments... lets just say it won't be on during the daytime. I had no idea Elektra came out this year... it's been a long year. Has there ever been a worse movie than Daredevil that actually garnered a spinoff like Elektra did? And did Daredevil and Elektra have a super baby?

Nice play on words, if it was intentional.

[miami_fan]

Very good year for me. I did not see any of these movies. :D

[Warhammer]

What in Deuce Bigalow made the producers decide that we needed another one?

[ice4277]

Have they ever nominated a movie that went on to win any sort of Oscar?

[Lorena]

Dukes Of Hazard I believe will go down as one of the Worst Hollywood Movies of all time.

Although I haven't seen Dukes of Hazard, Battlefield Earth IMO is THE worst movie I've ever seen.

[dervack]

House of the Dead anyone? The only movie I ever walked out of a theater during.

[Karlifornia]

House of the Dead anyone? The only movie I ever walked out of a theater during.

I saw it at home. I think I fell asleep as I was getting up to turn it off, so technically it played the whole way through.

[KWhit]

How the Hell did I miss Supercross: The Movie!?!?!?!?!

[mauchow]

Although I haven't seen Dukes of Hazard, Battlefield Earth IMO is THE worst movie I've ever seen.
I loved the book though.. So sad.

[Flasch186]

i saw alone in the dark and it was terriblehhh

[Karlifornia]

i saw alone in the dark and it was terriblehhh

Understatement. Huge understatment.

[Its Vanilla]

Didn't Open Water come out this year? If it did, why is it not on that list?

[cthomer5000]

What in Deuce Bigalow made the producers decide that we needed another one?
I actually have to admit that I found the first one surprisingly funny. I was also drinking while watching it though....

[JeffNights]

I cannot believe that the moivie STEALTH, isnt on this list. That is one steaming pile of a movie. Jessica Biel topless wouldnt even have saved it.

[cthomer5000]

I cannot believe that the moivie STEALTH, isnt on this list. That is one steaming pile of a movie. Jessica Biel topless wouldnt even have saved it.
You have your glasses on? Apparently you're just as apt at reading as you are breaking down box office numbers.

[Flasch186]

LOL

[Honolulu_Blue]

House of the Dead anyone? The only movie I ever walked out of a theater during.
i saw alone in the dark and it was terriblehhh
Understatement. Huge understatment.
Gentlemen your reactions are completely understandable. Both of these movies and many, many more based off of video games were all directed by the biggest hack in movies today: Uwe Boll. He is by far the worst director currently making widely released films. He is shit. His movies are abominations... All of them. I have no idea how this talentless scrub continues to make movies.

Here are a list of his U.S. movies past/present/and future. See them at your own peril. You have been warned...


Fear Effect (2008) (announced (http://pro.imdb.com/r/legacy-inprod-name/inproduction/))
Postal (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/) (2007) (announced (http://pro.imdb.com/r/legacy-inprod-name/inproduction/))
Far Cry (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0400426/) (2006) (announced (http://pro.imdb.com/r/legacy-inprod-name/inproduction/))
Hunter: The Reckoning (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0431132/) (2007) (pre-production (http://pro.imdb.com/r/legacy-inprod-name/inproduction/))
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/) (2006) (post-production (http://pro.imdb.com/r/legacy-inprod-name/inproduction/))
BloodRayne (2005)
Alone in the Dark (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369226/) (2005)
House of the Dead (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317676/) (2003)

[Flasch186]

Postal has potential.

[Calis]

http://www.morsa.net/burtking.jpg

How can that be bad? I really think the Dungeon Siege movie has a chance to trump all of Dr. Boll's other works. I mean, the hero is named Farmer..and he has a boomerang. Burt Reynolds plays the King. Ray Liotta loses all ability to act, everyone else loses all self-respect.

Keep your eyes on this one people.

Luckily I haven't seen a "full" movie from the horrible list, although I did see a good portion of Alone in the Dark which is every bit as horrible as it's made out to be and then some.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Postal has potential.
Don't worry, Flasch. Uwe Boll will suck dry and shit out any potential Postal might have. Trust me. He is horrible.

Watch the trailor of BloodRayne. It's online. Even the trailer makes the movie look like complete and utter shite. The trailer! Even the new Stars Wars movies had awesome trailers! Poor Ben Kingsley... Poor, poor Ben Kingsley... HE WAS FREAKING GANDHI!

[KWhit]

Honest question:

How does Uwe Boll keep getting work?

[Honolulu_Blue]

Honest question:

How does Uwe Boll keep getting work?
Here is one theory, which I hope is true, because if it is it could mean the end of Boll, that talentless skin sack...


http://www.cinematical.com/2005/10/31/maybe-just-maybe-we-are-free-of-uwe-boll/ (http://www.cinematical.com/2005/10/31/maybe-just-maybe-we-are-free-of-uwe-boll/)
Maybe, just maybe, we are free of Uwe Boll

Posted Oct 31, 2005, 9:31 AM ET by Martha Fischer
Filed under: Newsstand (http://www.cinematical.com/category/newsstand/), RumorMonger (http://www.cinematical.com/category/rumormonger/)

http://www.cinematical.com/images/2005/10/boll.jpgYou know how Uwe Boll (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD0xfGZiPXV8cG49MHxrdz0xfHE9dXdlIGJvbGx8ZnQ9MXxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8Y289MXxodG1sPTF8bm09MQ__;fc=1;ft=21) is incapable of making a good movie, and yet somehow always manages to get funding for his next project? And how we've all been wondering how or earth he can still find suckers willing to give him money? Well, it turns out that Uwe is the sucker - you see, German tax law is such that people who see fit to invest in movies receive "a hefty tax write off on funds invested [in] failed films." So basically, Germans with knowledge of obscure tax law have been lining up to invest in Boll's films - I mean, the chances of them being succesful is basically nil, right? Hell, tax consultants have probably been sending their clients to the guy! There's something very Mel Brooks (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063462/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD0xfGZiPXV8cG49MHxrdz0xfHE9dGhlIHByb2R1Y2Vyc3xmdD0xfG14PTIwfGxtPTUwMHxjbz0xfGh0bWw9MXxubT0x;fc=1;ft=21;fm=1) about all of this, isn't there?

Sadly, however, Uwe Boll's days as a human tax write-off are over: in January 2006, the Make Money By Investing In Failed Movies loophole will be closed. So, where is the guy going to get his finding now? Are you thinking what I'm thinking? FREEDOM!

[dervack]

The Dungeon Seige movie was so long, they are splitting it into two releases a month apart. When promoting House of the Dead 2, a member of the press asked an actress why HOD2 would be better than the first, she said, "Well, this one is directed by Boll." I know he directed HOD when I went to see it, and it was awful.

[kingnebwsu]

Ring 2 was pretty terrible, after the first one (which was fantastic).

All time worst movies have to be Cabin Fever and the new Planet of the Donuts. Cabin Fever=so so so so terrible. Words cannot express.

I need a shower.

[pennywisesb]

I'm surprised Hide and Seek made the list. I thought it was a pretty good movie with a nice twist at the end...

[WrongWay]

I would like to add The Upside of Anger as my pick for worst movie of 2005.

This movie goes nowhere and stars the most pathetic character I have ever seen. I didn't get why this woman would always look on the bad side of everything. Husband disappears for 3 days, does she call the police to report him missing? Nope, she cancels his credit cards and closes his bank account.

I kept waiting for a moment in the movie where this woman would change, but instead I got some twisted ending that proved how pathetic this women's life was. The only message I could think the director was trying to send was bad things happen to bad people, or something like that. And, you should try your best to avoid these people if you can.

This was the worst movie I have seen in a very, very long time.

[Celeval]

You have your glasses on? Apparently you're just as apt at reading as you are breaking down box office numbers.
Well, it is somewhat Stealthy.

[Apathetic Lurker]

You fast forwarded to the fucking too?


It's not called fucking. It's called erotica. It's an "art film" fer pete's sake! ;)

[Raven Hawk]

LOL, I was reading through some of the reviews for Alone in the Dark (I had to see what made something score a 1%) on rottentomatoes and came across this priceless quote from a review:

"The three stars have seen better days, but I'd like to think they could still do something classier and more dignified than this. Like gay porn." -- Rob Vaux FLIPSIDE MOVIE EMPORIUM

[Rizon]

I didn't see any of those movies, but Stealth looked to be the worst from the previews.

[Cuckoo]

I'm embarassed to say I've seen several of these. Stealth is not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination, but it's better than several mentioned in this thread.

Oh, and Into the Blue has some great underwater Jessica Alba shots. I ejected my DVD a couple of times to see the menu beginning over and over. Wow. :D

[stevew]

http://www.morsa.net/burtking.jpg

How can that be bad? I really think the Dungeon Siege movie has a chance to trump all of Dr. Boll's other works. I mean, the hero is named Farmer..and he has a boomerang. Burt Reynolds plays the King. Ray Liotta loses all ability to act, everyone else loses all self-respect.

Keep your eyes on this one people.

Luckily I haven't seen a "full" movie from the horrible list, although I did see a good portion of Alone in the Dark which is every bit as horrible as it's made out to be and then some.

Find a way to see this trailer. Yep, funniest thing I've seen in like forever ever.

[cthomer5000]

Find a way to see this trailer. Yep, funniest thing I've seen in like forever ever.
Oh my god... it looks so terrible.


It can be downloaded here:
http://www.fileshack.com/file.x?fid=8044