Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 7: Cameron Diaz

[Kodos]

I'm gonna have to go with....









drumroll please.....















Not! She just doesn't do it for me.


Say, what's a good FOFC-safe site to get pictures? Even with Safe Search on, there are all sorts of iffy pictures coming up when I search for one of Cameron.

[JeeberD]

Once upon a time she was smokin' hot but now she's too damn skinny and just not all that appealing...

[WSUCougar]

I don't dislike her, but have never found her hot.

[cuervo72]

Ditto what Coug said.

[jeff061]

Nope, seems like a cool women in real life though.

[KWhit]

Hot.

For a short time a couple of years ago, she was my #1 on the hot scale. She has dropped considerably of late, but she is still most certainly hot.

[Ksyrup]

I haven't seen her recently enough to have an opinion. I think Mary was the last movie I've seen that she was in. Wasn't she in The Mask, though? She might get a lifetime appreciation Hot vote from me for that.

[KWhit]

I haven't seen her recently enough to have an opinion. I think Mary was the last movie I've seen that she was in. Wasn't she in The Mask, though? She might get a lifetime appreciation Hot vote from me for that.
I think it was around the time of Vanilla Sky that made her so appealing to me. Or maybe Charlie's Angels (awful movie, but she was awfully hot).

[st.cronin]

I voted 'not' but if you can find her Rolling Stone cover around the time of Something About Mary, you'll be happy. Maybe the best magazine cover ever.

[Anthony]

i think she's ok, i voted hot based on lifetime achievement. too skinny though.

but i would want to vigorously pound her vagina with my sledgehammer just to show her what a fag of a man she's dating (Justin Timberlake). then i'd hit her on her face with my man-beast and say with disgust in my voice "now...lick yourself off me".

[Ragone]

I think she was hot in Any given sunday.. but went downhill from there

[Buccaneer]

After passing on the last few, this one I can safely vote definitely not hot. A white pole with red lipstick smeared all over the top would be hotter.

But it's all relative. Diaz is a beauty compared to the worse looking celebrity of all time - Scarlett Johansen (sp?). The most scaries looking chick I've ever seen being touted as a beauty. Her best photo is far worse than the worst Jolie photo, and that's saying a lot.

[rkmsuf]

Now, not hot at all.

Something About Mary and The Mask...spank-o-rama.

[JeeberD]

But it's all relative. Diaz is a beauty compared to the worse looking celebrity of all time - Scarlett Johansen (sp?). The most scaries looking chick I've ever seen being touted as a beauty. Her best photo is far worse than the worst Jolie photo, and that's saying a lot.

I just don't get you sometimes, Bucc...

[MikeVick7]

Her laugh TOTALLY ruins it for me. So not hot.

[albionmoonlight]

Tough one. I'm going with lifetime achievement hot.

[wade moore]

I don't know how anyone every has considered her hot.. this has been the easiest poll for me and if we were voting for most overrated celebrity woman as far as looks, I think she would get my vote.

[Anthony]

Scarlett Johansson=newly appointed to my Top 10 Hottie List

just look at her in "The Island" - she's bangtastic.

[Eaglesfan27]

I also went with the lifetime achievement hot.

[WSUCougar]

I must admit, the current results of this poll (65% Not) surprise me somewhat. I thought I was in the minority.

As for Scarlet Johansen, I think she is a rather plain looking woman who has been "glammed up" due to her acting success. She's not bad looking, but not a beauty either, in my eyes.

Now the poll I'm waiting for is Uma Thurman..I think she is downright ghastly looking.

[MIJB#19]

Once upon a time she was smokin' hot but now she's too damn skinny and just not all that appealing...
That sums up my opinion pretty well.

Edit: the The Mask reference with smokin' hot was a nice find.

[MIJB#19]

I must admit, the current results of this poll (65% Not) surprise me somewhat. I thought I was in the minority.

As for Scarlet Johansen, I think she is a rather plain looking woman who has been "glammed up" due to her acting success. She's not bad looking, but not a beauty either, in my eyes.

Now the poll I'm waiting for is Uma Thurman..I think she is downright ghastly looking.
I'm waiting for the Nikkie Plessen or the Jennifer Hoffman hot/not poll to see how a pretty no-name Dutch actresses would do.

[Raiders Army]

Not.

[Icy]

Pretty face, too skinny for my taste, but well yes, she is hot (i don't think i have ever voted "not" for any chick).

[moriarty]

Is there a 'depends' option? Sometimes she looks hot to me ... other times not. I'm going to lean towards not here.

[Radii]

my first 'Not' vote, a pretty easy one here for me.

[Draft Dodger]

Not Hot.
Can't Act.
Annoying as Hell.

[Godzilla Blitz]

Damn it. Same as Kodos again. Seven for seven. I thought for sure this one would be different.

I think she was moderately hot a few years ago, but not anymore. Over the hill.

[AlexB]

:D

Like anybody here would kick her out of bed for farting!

[SFL Cat]

Still hot, despite the naysayers.

[pennywisesb]

Not Hot.
Can't Act.
Annoying as Hell.

I couldn't of said it better myself.

[Daimyo]

She used to be hot, but not anymore and I usually like girls others consider too skinny.

[Desmond]

Amazingly annoying, a beanpole, and dear god that face up close could scare the most hardened of men into a fit of uncontrolled vomiting.

Shes got a nice ass, but it aint near enough.

[Glengoyne]

I must admit, the current results of this poll (65% Not) surprise me somewhat. I thought I was in the minority.

As for Scarlet Johansen, I think she is a rather plain looking woman who has been "glammed up" due to her acting success. She's not bad looking, but not a beauty either, in my eyes.

Now the poll I'm waiting for is Uma Thurman..I think she is downright ghastly looking.I voted no because she just does not do it for me. Not is probably a bit too strong a response, but that is how I've been voting(see Anna Kournakova).

As for Uma Thurman...Ghastly is not too far off as a description, but really she has some sort of quality that makes her damn sexy at the same time.

[rkmsuf]

Uma is utt bugly.

[Schmidty]

Uma is hot, mostly because of squishy spots in all the right places.

And Carmen Diaz is horrible. She isn't very good looking to begin with, so when you add in the fake bubbly personality thing, she's nauseating.

[SFL Cat]

Next to Uma, Carmen is the hottie of the Century.

[gkb]

She was hot in "The Mask", but since then...meh.

Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it. :)

[moriarty]

Uma is utt bugly.

What? I can't believe people are bashing Uma. She's sexy in a big way.

[JasonC23]

What? I can't believe people are bashing Uma. She's sexy in a big nose way.
Fixed. ;)

[WSUCougar]

Uma's face looks like she's worked in a methane plant her entire life.

[Kodos]

Uma kicks Cameron's ass hands down.

[Desmond]

Uma Thurman is big, lusty, sensual, pouty, meaty, curvy and just plain out balls to the wall edibleicious. Anyone who disagrees is a communist.

[WSUCougar]

Uma Thurman is big, lusty, sensual, pouty, meaty, curvy and just plain out balls to the wall edibleicious. Anyone who disagrees is a communist.
Pass the Szechuan pork, comrade.

[moriarty]

Let the Uma poll commence. You fools will realize just how much of a minority you are. :D

[cthomer5000]

Let the Uma poll commence. You fools will realize just how much of a minority you are. :D
I second this. We need this poll. Uma will get shut down.

[WSUCougar]

Just for giggles I Googled Uma, and felt like I was looking at the squid department of the local seafood market.

[cthomer5000]

As for Scarlet Johansen, I think she is a rather plain looking woman who has been "glammed up" due to her acting success. She's not bad looking, but not a beauty either, in my eyes.

There is sometihng about Scarlet Johansen's face that isn't quite right, IMHO. Like there isn't enough space between her nose and her lips or something.

[sovereignstar]

http://the-dkbl.com/uma.jpg

[cthomer5000]

http://www.cnn.com/books/news/9804/22/bitch.wurtzel/uma.thurman.jpg.

[Schmidty]

http://www.cnn.com/books/news/9804/22/bitch.wurtzel/uma.thurman.jpg.

I think she looks pretty there.

[WSUCougar]

MY EYES!!!!!

[sovereignstar]

hot

[WSUCougar]

Hot?!? She looks like a hungover Joan Allen in that picture.

[sovereignstar]

hot.

[Desmond]

hot.
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[Kodos]

She looked good in Beautiful Girls.

[Lorena]

Isn't a woman's personality worth anything? I voted her "hot" based on looks and personality. She's like "one of the guys"... my kinda gal (no, not in a lesbian-type of way).

[st.cronin]

Isn't a woman's personality worth anything?


Are you kidding? :D

[sovereignstar]

Isn't a woman's personality worth anything?

I'd argue that boobs and vaginas have personalities of their own.

[Easy Mac]

Isn't a woman's personality worth anything? I voted her "hot" based on looks and personality. She's like "one of the guys"... my kinda gal (no, not in a lesbian-type of way).
Guys don't pay $200 for a woman's personality for 30 minutes.

[Rizon]

She was hot in the Mask. Now she is absolutely hideous. I would hit nearly anything, but I wouldn't touch that slab of rat barf even if I were drunk and strapped down with 5 jimmies.

[Draft Dodger]

Hot?!? She looks like a hungover Joan Allen in that picture.

except Joan Allen is...well, hot isn't the right word. but I'd hit it.

[Easy Mac]

Hitting it and hot are not the same thing.

[Buccaneer]

Regarding Scarlett Johansson, and Diaz for that matter, all they have to do is lose to lipstick and take off the Marilyn Monroe wig and they will look ok.

[sabotai]

Diaz just doesn't do it for me.

[Karlifornia]

Diaz has moments where's she just sort of...bleh...but there are also moments where she looks so hot that it makes me forget about the other times.


Hot.

[Desnudo]

Isn't a woman's personality worth anything? I voted her "hot" based on looks and personality. She's like "one of the guys"... my kinda gal (no, not in a lesbian-type of way).

I voted hot based on that combination. I think she's pretty enough and seems to have a kick-ass personality, so definitely hot.

[kingfc22]

Ummm, a definate NO!

[Anthony]

i just want to caress Scarlett's body. and want her to massage my scrotum with those lips of hers. man, i have to do her.

http://www.everythingcollectible.com/images/selleritems/everythingcollectible_MAG031.jpg

but i agree with Bucc, she has to stop with the red lipstick and Marilyn Monroe look at award shows, she's not even 25 and she makes herself look way too old.

i want to choke her and become arroused by feelings of empowerment. she's so hot.

[gottimd]

This is the first "Not!" I voted I think.

[cthomer5000]

give us the Uma poll!!

[Kodos]

give us the Uma poll!!

Wish granted. (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=45620)