Celebrity Girlfriends

[albionmoonlight]

http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/albionmoonlight/tx.tony.parker.getty.jpg


Ok, Eva Longoria is hot. Wouldn't kick her out of the bed for getting crumbs in it, etc., etc..

But I think that at some point it would become annoying to date a woman who can't help but look for cameras at which to smile. I would like to think that after I just won an NBA Championship, my girlfriend would be happy for me and want to focus on me, and not just use the opportunity to keep attention whoring herself out to the world.

I realize that attention whoring is part of what actresses do these days--and she is really just doing her job here (they would not have published this picture had it been of the back of her head). But I don't think I, personally, would like to have every moment of my life together thought of viz a viz photo ops.

Probably just gave this 5 minutes more thought than it needed.

[st.cronin]

Never fall in love with an actress. They don't stop performing, ever, and it will inevitably grow irritating.

[Kodos]

Eva is on my Not! list.

[Bee]

Eva is on my Not! list.

What planet are you from?

[KWhit]

Eva is on my Not! list.
Say wha?

[Honolulu_Blue]

What planet are you from?
Angelina Jolie was also on that list. He clearly hails from either Gaytune or Gayanus the fourth and fifth planets, respectively, from the twin suns in the ninth largest solar system of the Milky Gay galaxy.

[Surtt]

Note: he isn't looking at her either.

[Eaglesfan27]

But, he is probably looking for a teammate. There is little doubt that she is looking for a camera..

[BrianD]

What planet are you from?

Some guys like girls with curves? Although that doesn't explan the Jolie vote.

[Surtt]

All I can say is my hand would be about a foot lower.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I'd hit it.

[Raiders Army]

Yep.

[WSUCougar]

But I didn't order the 80-pound skank.

[SFL Cat]

I'd hit it.

The guy? The girl? Both? Threeway? We need a little clarification here.
:eek:

[Subby]

Just to play d.a. here - how do you know a paparazzi-type didn't just yell "Hey Eva - smile for the camera!" or something similar?

[dubb93]

Angelina Jolie was also on that list. He clearly hails from either Gaytune or Gayanus the fourth and fifth planets, respectively, from the twin suns in the ninth largest solar system of the Milky Gay galaxy.

You sir are an idiot....Kodos is obviously from Rigel IV ;)

[cougarfreak]

As long as she performed on me later........it's all good.

[Schmidty]

Eva Longoria is meh. Too plasticy and typical hollywood looking.

That's why I like women like Uma - They are unique and beautiful at the same time. To me, that makes them even more gorgeous.

[Raiders Army]

That's why I like women like Uma - They are unique and beautiful at the same time. To me, that makes them even more gorgeous.
*shudders*

You mean hag-like for Uma? Just like implants, if they feel real to me I don't care.

[Desmond]

Eva is short, has no chest, no ass, no curves and her face doesnt appeal to me. I do not Longoria for her touch.

[Schmidty]

*shudders*

You mean hag-like for Uma? Just like implants, if they feel real to me I don't care.

I'm not saying that people HAVE to like women ( like Uma) on an individual basis, I'm just saying that men, for the most part, have had this image of beauty drilled into their heads by the media and society. I think if people hadn't had these images of "perfect" women ingrained in them, they would realize that there are many types of beauty out there.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

The guy? The girl? Both? Threeway? We need a little clarification here.
:eek:
Yes?

[cougarfreak]

Yes?

:eek: Me LIKEY!

[Danny]

Sure I'd hit it, but I personally would have absolutely no interest in dating a big celebrity.

[korme]

Eva is on my Not! list.
YOUR THE GAYEST MONSTER SINCE GAY CAME TO GAYTOWN



*points for figuring out the origin of the quote

[korme]

Sure I'd hit it, but I personally would have absolutely no interest in dating a big celebrity.
WHAT? Why not? Then you'd command mucho respect from average people ala Kevin Fedderline..

Wait...

[Rockstar]

http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/albionmoonlight/tx.tony.parker.getty.jpg


(they would not have published this picture had it been of the back of her head).

I disagree. (sniker....sniker...)

[korme]

FWIW, I bet she has wonderful curves and I would like to toss her around my bedroom.

[Ragone]

I think she's out of your weight class there shorty.. might wanna warm up on vicki from small wonder or something first :)

[MalcPow]

YOUR THE GAYEST MONSTER SINCE GAY CAME TO GAYTOWN



*points for figuring out the origin of the quote

Master Shake would hit it.