Celebrity Hot or Not, Volume 9: Jennifer Lopez

[Kodos]

In Volume 8, Uma Thurman managed to edge Gillian Anderson by .03. Now, Jenny on the Block will try her luck.


Anna Kournikova 90.97
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Danica Patrick 59.17
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Cameron Diaz 31.67
Patrick Dempsey 27.27


My vote: Not!

[JeeberD]

Average at best

[vex]

Patrick Dempsey just might beat her.

[st.cronin]

Hot before she shat her pants. (See: Anaconda)

Now, definitely not.

[Radii]

I have to vote hot, though she is the least hot of all my yes votes so far.

[Eaglesfan27]

I have to vote hot, though she is the least hot of all my yes votes so far.
Ditto.

[stevew]

Um, no

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=37460&highlight=lopez+affleck

[Bad-example]

I voted no. I am just not into abrasive skanks.

[Godzilla Blitz]

I don't like her, and I think her butt will bloat as she gets older, but I do think she is moderately hot.

And I finally diverged from Kodos on this one! Whew!

[Kodos]

And I finally diverged from Kodos on this one! Whew!

You must never break the chain!

[Mustang]

What about Hennifer Lopez?

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/705/705_image_01.jpg

[Honolulu Blue]

Seniorita Lopez es muy, muy caliente.

[Cringer]

I'd do her. Not the top of my list by far but she is hot enough.

[Karlifornia]

taco flavor keeeesses for my Ben!

[MikeVick7]

I hope she scores lower than Cameron Diaz and I hate Cameron Diaz. :)

[vtbub]

Maybe if her vocal cords were removed.

[Joe]

I don't know if I'd hit it. But a definite BJ

[Draft Dodger]

hot...but incredibly overrated

[st.cronin]

Maybe if her vocal cords were removed.

I actually like her singing voice.

[Lorena]

Hmm... I've voted hot on nearly all polls. Maybe I'm not a good judge of physical beauty, but I find J-Lo pretty hot.

[Desmond]

I bet that ass traps flavors like a big old piece of pork roast. I think she's pretty enough, and I like meat on women, but her meat is sort of cottagy, despite her dancing, which really makes me worry about when she gets older and less active.

I'd hit it, but i'd make it quick before it all goes to hell.

[Rizon]

Not hot, just very average. I'd hit it till she died though. And maybe a few hours after.

[Tasan]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIE

There I've said it

[Raiders Army]

Not

[QuikSand]

I'm sort of an anti-pendulum guy on her... I never thouht she was quite hot enough to merit all the attention she got a couple years ago when she seemed to be in the center of the celeb galaxy... but now thather time has (pretty clearly) passed and people want to blow her up like a stack of disco records, I think she's a little underrated.

I voted hot, but if there were a middle category, I'd have put her in there.

[cuervo72]

but now thather time has (pretty clearly) passed and people want to blow her up like a stack of disco records

Bill Veeck has nothing on QuikSand.

[rkmsuf]

she's hideous

[Easy Mac]

She's hot when she dresses up , but she fugly when she tries to be Jenny from the block.

[Anthony]

she's hot. i can't wait until she does playboy to resurrect her career.

[BuffaloHuskey]

She was hot on In-Living Colour. haha not really, but she is hot now. I love me some spanish chicas