The Internet is Full of TRASH!!!!

[oliegirl]

His name is certainly familiar, but as Kevin Federline states on his brand new Web site, kevinfederline.com: "I don't think we've been formally introduced."

As the former backup dancer and aspiring rapper goes on to say, "My name is Kevin Federline. I'm 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha."

Federline, 27, also does not skirt the rumors that his marriage to Britney Spears was on the rocks. In fact, he opens his Web message with a flashy montage of tabloid headlines and news clips about the reputedly troubled union, underscored to an audio track of his rapping, "Keep messin' with my family and you're through."

It should be noted that on her official Web site, Spears, 24, plugs her husband's new cyberspace presence.

Back at Federline’s site, once the news briefs disappear from the screen the message says: "Now that I have your full attention, never judge a book by its cover." This is followed by, "I'm coming ... 2006" as a graphic shows a champagne bottle popping its cork.

Federline's new hip-hop album, The Truth, is due out next year. As for his personal message to visitors to his site, Federline promises "a lot more information and updates," which, he says, "will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am."


From People.com...

[terpkristin]

So, in terms of "K-Fed," is that "white trash"? ;)

What a joke.
All of it.

/tk

[rkmsuf]

I wonder how seriously either camp takes all of this. If they are just trying to make a buck and don't think they are so "talented" I give them credit.

[oliegirl]

Well, I am ashamed to say curiousity got the best of me and I checked out the site. It's nothing right now - an intro and the greeting that was quoted in the People thing. However - I did find out that he has a myspace.com account...WHY does Kevin Federline have a myspace account????

[JonInMiddleGA]

WHY does Kevin Federline have a myspace account????

Maybe he's trying to meet a better class of people?

[oliegirl]

Maybe he's trying to meet a better class of people?


Haha - I never thought of that! :)

[st.cronin]

I wish I had never heard of Britney Spears.

[rkmsuf]

I wish I had never heard of Britney Spears.

I like the old stuff. She used to be hawt when we knew nothing about her.

[st.cronin]

Yeah, but now she's like that girl you took to the prom whose looks have gone to hell and is an alcoholic wretch with horrible kids and weird ex-husbands.

[AZSpeechCoach]

Bank on it...K-Fed is going to be the bomb-diggity in 2006 :rolleyes:

[DanGarion]

Here are the real Kevin Ferdeline songs!

hxxp://www.myspace.com/kevinfederleezee

[Mustang]

Yeah, but now she's like that girl you took to the prom whose looks have gone to hell and is an alcoholic wretch with horrible kids and weird ex-husbands.

What do you mean LIKE?

You just described her.

[st.cronin]

What do you mean LIKE?

You just described her.

Do you mean I just described Britney Spears? Or the girl I took to the prom? Cause quite frankly I'm getting pretty confused here.

[Karlifornia]

I hear Federline drives a Ferrari to Safeway...

[Mustang]

Do you mean I just described Britney Spears? Or the girl I took to the prom? Cause quite frankly I'm getting pretty confused here.

Spears.. you said she was like that person.. I said you just described Spears..

Umm.. nevermind.. moment is lost. :)

[oliegirl]

I hear Federline drives a Ferrari to Safeway...


He used to, but then Brit repoed it when they were fighting...now he has to take the bus :)

[Surtt]

I think you are all being a little hard K-Fed, he seams to be about as "talented" as Brittany.
All he really needs to do is package himself as an underage girl with big boobs.

[sterlingice]

Um... I was hoping this was some witty thread title about, well, I dunno- there's some interesting stuff out on the 'net (much less than people think but still).

Doesn't it seem a tad hypocritical to be talking about a guy, who's only claim to fame is that he's married to Britney Spears, and about how useless it is? Isn't it best to just not even bother drawing attention to it?

SI

[Cringer]

I like the old stuff. She used to be hawt when we knew nothing about her.

You mean when she was....under 18 don't you!?!?! ;)

[st.cronin]

Spears.. you said she was like that person.. I said you just described Spears..

Umm.. nevermind.. moment is lost. :)

I was perhaps trying too hard to extend the joke.

Anyway, for the record, I did not take Britney Spears to my prom. I think she would have been about 7.

[rkmsuf]

You mean when she was....under 18 don't you!?!?! ;)

of course

[oliegirl]

Um... I was hoping this was some witty thread title about, well, I dunno- there's some interesting stuff out on the 'net (much less than people think but still).

Doesn't it seem a tad hypocritical to be talking about a guy, who's only claim to fame is that he's married to Britney Spears, and about how useless it is? Isn't it best to just not even bother drawing attention to it?

SI

Why is this hypocritical? Because I started a thread about the story? I don't see how that could be construed as hypocritical...

[sterlingice]

You said the internet was full of trash and then talk about how you visited it anyways and start sniping at the site. It's like that situation where someone says "this tastes like crap, try some". Why, if you hate it, would I want any part of it?

(And not in the "my team plays like crap but I still like them" sense- where there is more than just current performance to measure by)

SI

[oliegirl]

You said the internet was full of trash and then talk about how you visited it anyways and start sniping at the site. It's like that situation where someone says "this tastes like crap, try some". Why, if you hate it, would I want any part of it?

(And not in the "my team plays like crap but I still like them" sense- where there is more than just current performance to measure by)

SI


So because I posted a thread about a guy that has been made fun of MANY times on this board, and after posting the thread, went to the site one time just out of curiousity, that makes me a hypocrite? Unless you are sure that at no point in your history here you have made fun of or "sniped" at something/someone you saw/found on the net, then I think you are the one being hypocritical by posting in the thread you disagree with or don't like to begin with.

[SFL Cat]

Whut a faggoty guy.

[JonInMiddleGA]

You said the internet was full of trash and then talk about how you visited it anyways and start sniping at the site. It's like that situation where someone says "this tastes like crap, try some". Why, if you hate it, would I want any part of it?

bitch bitch bitch, nag nag nag, first you wanted a dog so we got you a puppy. then you wanted a baby so we got you pregnant. now just because the dog ate the baby, you want to send the dog back. bitch bitch bitch, nag nag nag

:D

[sterlingice]

bitch bitch bitch, nag nag nag, first you wanted a dog so we got you a puppy. then you wanted a baby so we got you pregnant. now just because the dog ate the baby, you want to send the dog back. bitch bitch bitch, nag nag nag

:D(I believe that reference just went over my head. D'oh)

SI

[JonInMiddleGA]

(I believe that reference just went over my head. D'oh)


I was afraid that might happen but figured I'd take a shot anyway.
It's an audience response line from The Rocky Horror Picture Show

[stevew]

Well, I am ashamed to say curiousity got the best of me and I checked out the site. It's nothing right now - an intro and the greeting that was quoted in the People thing. However - I did find out that he has a myspace.com account...WHY does Kevin Federline have a myspace account????


Hopefully to preface his own Myspace Suicide.

[Anthony]

i don't see what the problem is. i think it's mostly jealously on everyone else's part that they can't make an album and make a quick buck. sure it's gonna flop, but he's doing it cuz he *can*. most of you people need to stop being a playa hata. he might be trash but he's rich, biotch. if i had his body and dancing talent i'd try to cash in on it too, but alas, i'll just have to settle for having a sexy face and everyman body.

[Lorena]

Here are the real Kevin Ferdeline songs!

hxxp://www.myspace.com/kevinfederleezee

OMG, this was so awful I had to listen to it twice!!

"Last night I found a couple hairs on my chest"
"Check out the mullet in my pubic hair"
"My woman's breath smells just like manure"
"I'm hung like Tarzan, come swing from my vine"
"I'm like a black Fonzie ya'll"

This guy is clearly a superb talent. :rolleyes: