Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 12: Pamela Anderson

[Kodos]

Alright, as Volume 11 winds down, I present you with the anti-Natalie: Pamela Anderson.


Anna Kournikova 90.97
Natalie Portman 8-.--
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Danica Patrick 59.17
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Cameron Diaz 31.67
Patrick Dempsey 27.27



An emphatic NOT!!! Everything that makes Natalie special is missing in Pamela Anderson--a whorish, vapid airhead with no discernible talents whatsoever.

[Radii]

i'd prefer gillian, teri hatcher, j-lo, danica, and the top 4 to Pamela Anderson, but she's still hot.

[vtbub]

nothing hot about plastic

[Rizon]

13 years ago, I'd kill my grandparents to hit it. But now I don't want the diseases.

[GreenMonster]

13 years ago, I'd kill my grandparents to hit it. But now I don't want the diseases.

I can't tell you how perfect this line is...

[st.cronin]

I have had nightmares about Pamela Anderson. Seriously.

[cthomer5000]

a lot of factors outside her actual looks push me to "not" on this one.

By the way, this is the lord's work you are doing here Kodos.

[Kodos]

By the way, this is the lord's work you are doing here Kodos.

My chance at sainthood!

[Draft Dodger]

She is SO not my type of woman: she is blond, not terribly bright, insane, she has an infectious disease, she has more plastic than a Toys R Us, she's been with fucktards like Tommy Lee and Brett Michaels, and everyone has seen her hoohaw on the internet. and yet, I still think she's hot. Can't explain it at all.

[MIJB#19]

I never found her a good looking woman, despite being a Baywatch watcher back in the days.

[oliegirl]

I never found her a good looking woman, despite being a Baywatch watcher back in the days.


I always thought she was pretty on that show, probably because she didn't wear 30 lbs of makeup. She is attractive when she is "dressed down", I've seen pics of her in like jeans and a white t-shirt - no/little makeup, and she is very pretty...but I have to vote not hot b/c that is not usually how she looks.

[Raiders Army]

Definitely hawt

[Bad-example]

Skank city.

[Surtt]

I still have her original playboy centerfold.
She looked much better without the plastic surgery.

[Desnudo]

Deflate the boobs, cure the incurable STD, go back in time to prevent her from having sex with innumerable sleazy rockers, and I'd think about it.

[rkmsuf]

Deflate the boobs, cure the incurable STD, go back in time to prevent her from having sex with innumerable sleazy rockers, and I'd think about it.


so you are saying there is a chance...

[cuervo72]

I still have her original playboy centerfold.
She looked much better without the plastic surgery.

Yep...I was thinking Pam circa PB's Sexy Lingerie II was hot, the present day not so much.

[Desnudo]

If she, Patrick Dempsey, and I were the only people left on the planet

[DaddyTorgo]

i voted hot. in a slutty...skanky kind of way. hey, no one who's seen that video could argue with that. either of those videos actually. LOL

and there's something to be said for her really being the torchbearer for the "silicone bombshells" of the early-mid 90's.

edit: but like everyone else has stated, at this point i most definately would not hit it.

[Antmeister]

If this was when she was on Baywatch, I would have exclaimed, "Hot!", but as time passed on and possibly since we know way too much about her, she now goes in the NOT category.

[st.cronin]

Is there any way to see who voted 'hot' for pamela and 'not' for jolie? Cause those people need their brains examined.

[Antmeister]

Is there any way to see who voted 'hot' for pamela and 'not' for jolie? Cause those people need their brains examined.

I definitely agree with that. Jolie is a freaking hottie.

[Kodos]

Is there any way to see who voted 'hot' for pamela and 'not' for jolie? Cause those people need their brains examined.


You could compare the list of people who voted for each option...

Pamela Hot:

ardent enthusiast, AZSpeechCoach, DaddyTorgo, Draft Dodger, Emiliano, FBPro, GoSeahawks, Grammaticus, Greendiver, Havok, Hell Atlantic, hoopsguy, INDalltheway, ISiddiqui, jackyl, JeffR, Johnny93g, KJDelaney, Maple Leafs, Miller Time, MrBug708, Northwood_DK, NoSkillz, Radii, Raiders Army, rewissick, RPI-Fan, Scoobz0202, SegRat, Shorty3281, stevew, Swaggs, waitforit

Angelina Not:

amdaily, Axxon, Buccaneer, Butter_of_69, Castlerock, cthomer5000, cwilloughby, dangarion, Desnudo, Easy Mac, Farrah Whitworth-Rahn, Flasch186, Galaxy, George W Bush, GoCanes, Godzilla Blitz, GoSeahawks, graygoosetwelve, Greyroofoo, I. J. Reilly, Johnny93g, JonInMiddleGA, Klinglerware, Kodos, Ksyrup, MattJones4Heisman, mtolson, path12, pennywisesb, Racer, raf105, rkmsuf, sachmo71, samifan24, Voo, Warhammer, WVUFAN

[st.cronin]

johnny 93g and GoSeahawks are the only two I see. They should immediately make appointments with a neurologist.

[Desmond]

That face is melting. She held up well for a good number of years but when she hit the wall she hit it face first at 100mph.

[Lorena]

I'm surprised to see the majority voted Not! I think she's pretty damn hot. Plastic or not, what straight man wouldn't wanna be lost in all that boobage?

So why you being sexist man? How about some males for us females on the board? :rolleyes:

[sabotai]

Two words: FUCK NO!

[heybrad]

I vote Hepatitis No!

[Desmond]

I'm surprised to see the majority voted Not! I think she's pretty damn hot. Plastic or not, what straight man wouldn't wanna be lost in all that boobage?

So why you being sexist man? How about some males for us females on the board? :rolleyes:

I'd be interested to see what kind of rating someone like Brad Pitt would get.

[Rockstar]

Deflate the boobs, cure the incurable STD, go back in time to prevent her from having sex with innumerable sleazy rockers, and I'd think about it.
If it wasnt for all of us sleazy rockers, the wouldnt be the whore that she is now. Like thats a bad thing..... :D
Shes so hot that she could melt a granite pecker.

That could be the STDs though....... Nope. Still hot.

[Apathetic Lurker]

BLECH !!

[KJDelaney]

All of you guys that said not.........really.

RRIIGGHHTT.

Nat Portman? The Portman from Closer or the one from Star Wars?
If you say the one from Closer, maybe.
If you say the one from Star Wars, you are definately a hopeless geek that has never been with or seen a real live woman before.


And why isn't Angelina Jolie first? I mean really. You should have your GUY CARDS taken away.

;)

[QuikSand]

I vote Hepatitis No!

As opposed to ... Hepatitis, si?

[Kodos]

You should have your GUY CARDS taken away.

;)

This from a guy named Kelly. :rolleyes:




























;)

[KJDelaney]

Yes. A guy named Kelly.

Actually, Kelly James Michael Delaney

[Johnny93g]

johnny 93g and GoSeahawks are the only two I see. They should immediately make appointments with a neurologist.


lol....today, id say not, but given pam's history, i have to give her the hot vote.....Jolie just doesnt do it for me.... :confused:

[Desnudo]

All of you guys that said not.........really.

RRIIGGHHTT.

Nat Portman? The Portman from Closer or the one from Star Wars?
If you say the one from Closer, maybe.
If you say the one from Star Wars, you are definately a hopeless geek that has never been with or seen a real live woman before.


And why isn't Angelina Jolie first? I mean really. You should have your GUY CARDS taken away.

;)

The Natalie Portman from real life.

[KJDelaney]

The Natalie Portman from real life.

Just don't see it.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Interesting that Farrah said no to Jolie. Every "straight" woman I know finds Jolie hot and want to sleep with her. Therefore, Farrah must be . . . . . (I knew the marriage was a charade).

[Desnudo]

Just don't see it.

I just don't see it with Jolie.

[oykib]

Doesn't the knowledge of the infectious disease just kill the whole hotness issue?

[cuervo72]

As opposed to ... Hepatitis, si?

Booooooooooooooo!


(ok, for a pun it was actually pretty clever)

[miked]

This is odd, after watching her with Tommy Lee, I can say I'd rather do her than Danica Patrick and J-Lo for sure. She is quite good looking, especially for a soon-to-be 40 year old.

Taking the diseases into account, I probably wouldn't, but there is little doubt she is hot.

[Grammaticus]

Doesn't the knowledge of the infectious disease just kill the whole hotness issue?
It is pretty gross. But if I could go back to 1995 I would hit it and hit re-set over and over again until I died. At her peak she was as hot as it gets.

[JeeberD]

Not hot at all, way too fake.

[Warhammer]

Give me original PB spread Pam and I'd hit it. After that, I'll pass.

[WSUCougar]

Late to the party, but NOT, NOT, a thousand times NOT!

[MIJB#19]

Right now I feel bad for voting "Not" on Cameron Diaz. No way Pamela should have ended up with a better percentage.

[Galaxy]

When's the next celebrity hot or not?

[Bad-example]

I hope the next one is Heather Graham. (Drool)