Desmond
01-01-2006, 02:11 AM
You'e in bed with a woman, everythings going fine. Thats when the melty man strikes.
Suddenly you find yourself thinking, "maybe shes really bored".
Maybe your lickin her neck too much, are you overwetting her neck?
Are you spending an equal amount of time on each breast, I mean, what happens if one breast gets ahead?
Should you be switching between them really quickly or should you just squish em both together and do them both at once.
Or are you allowed to skip one breast completely just to save time?
She wriggling about a bit, is that a good sign or is she just trying to dry her neck?
Or should you kiss her now or does that mean you have to start at the top again?
Should you be makin noises yet? Or is it too soon to grunt.
And then, the killer. Out of nowhere, for no reason you can think of, you call her.....baby.
You've never called her baby before.
You've never called anyone baby before.
So why did you just call her baby? Oh suddenly you're starting to blush.
Now you're blushing and you've got an erection, no ones got enough blood!!
It's the engines cutting, you cannot take it.
Then the melty man hits you with his secret weapon.
Just one simple thought placed in your mind at this crucial time.
"Please god, don't let me loose my erection".
******THUD*****
How do you guys ever manage to have sex?
We don't.
Suddenly you find yourself thinking, "maybe shes really bored".
Maybe your lickin her neck too much, are you overwetting her neck?
Are you spending an equal amount of time on each breast, I mean, what happens if one breast gets ahead?
Should you be switching between them really quickly or should you just squish em both together and do them both at once.
Or are you allowed to skip one breast completely just to save time?
She wriggling about a bit, is that a good sign or is she just trying to dry her neck?
Or should you kiss her now or does that mean you have to start at the top again?
Should you be makin noises yet? Or is it too soon to grunt.
And then, the killer. Out of nowhere, for no reason you can think of, you call her.....baby.
You've never called her baby before.
You've never called anyone baby before.
So why did you just call her baby? Oh suddenly you're starting to blush.
Now you're blushing and you've got an erection, no ones got enough blood!!
It's the engines cutting, you cannot take it.
Then the melty man hits you with his secret weapon.
Just one simple thought placed in your mind at this crucial time.
"Please god, don't let me loose my erection".
******THUD*****
How do you guys ever manage to have sex?
We don't.