Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 14: Shania Twain

[Kodos]

Melissa Stark established herself in the top grouping in Volume 13. Now, Shania Twain wants to know if you'd like your boots to be under her bed...


Anna Kournikova 90.97
Natalie Portman 86.06
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Melissa Stark 75.00
Danica Patrick 59.17
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Cameron Diaz 31.67
Patrick Dempsey 27.27

[KWhit]

Super-duper hot.

[Kodos]

She's shallow, but Hot!

[albionmoonlight]

I have to go with Not!, mainly because my freakishly annoying housemate used to play Shania and sing along at the top of her lungs while she did the dishes. That kind of turned me off of Shania Twain in a big way.

It's not really fair, but she gets a big fat NOT! from me, and it feels good to do it.

[rkmsuf]

boom shaka laka

hawt, hawt, hawt

[Raiders Army]

Not Faith Hill, but still hot.

[Radii]

the hottest of the 14 choices so far. Absolutely.

[GrantDawg]

Not Faith Hill, but still hot.


Mmmmmmmmm....Faith Hill.

[KWhit]

Shania is 5 times as hot as Faith Hill.

[GrantDawg]

Shania is 5 times as hot as Faith Hill.

No, but thanks for playing. I tell you what. You can have Shania, and I'll have Faith, and we can both be happpy.

[WSUCougar]

Smoldering hot.

[JeeberD]

Hot

[Draft Dodger]

very hot. hotter than matthew mcconnaughy hot! even though she's married to a dude named "Mutt".

[duckman]

Canadian hot!

[cuervo72]

Yeppers.

[Desmond]

She's physicaly hot, although her time is running low. She also has the characteristics of someone who has a verry bubbley public persona but is extremely naughty behind closed doors.

[Desnudo]

No, but thanks for playing. I tell you what. You can have Shania, and I'll have Faith, and we can both be happpy.

How about I can have Faith Hill, he can have Shania, and you can have Tobie Keith?

[George]

the hottest of the 14 choices so far. Absolutely.

I'm with you.

[rkmsuf]

She also has the characteristics of someone who has a verry bubbley public persona but is extremely naughty behind closed doors.


I like the way you think.

[I. J. Reilly]

Shania is 5 times as hot as Faith Hill.
This may be the most inaccurate statement ever made on an internet message board.

[Desnudo]

This may be the most inaccurate statement ever made on an internet message board.

That may be the biggest case of hyperbole ever seen on the internet.

[Klinglerware]

She's physicaly hot, although her time is running low.

If the question was asked in 1995-2000, I definitely would have voted hot. She definitely looks older in recent pictures. I guess she's probably still hot, but I can't get over my memories of what she looked like in the 90s...

[rkmsuf]

I'd sop her up like gravy with biscut.

[Desnudo]

Who is the gravy and who is the biscuit?

[rkmsuf]

Who is the gravy and who is the biscuit?

I'd hit it right in the turducken.

[MIJB#19]

Nevr found her hot, but she may have the country music thing against her.

[Godzilla Blitz]

I think she is well presented to look hotter than she actually is. Still, hot.

[Galaxy]

I think she is well presented to look hotter than she actually is. Still, hot.


Agree...I think Sarah Evans (I think that is her name) is the hottest chick in country. But Shania gets a Hot vote.

[I. J. Reilly]

That may be the biggest case of hyperbole ever seen on the internet.
:)
(I'll just assume that "hyperbole" is some kind of complement)

[wishbone]

If the question was asked in 1995-2000, I definitely would have voted hot. She definitely looks older in recent pictures. I guess she's probably still hot, but I can't get over my memories of what she looked like in the 90s...

My thoughts exactly

[BucDawg40]

I like the way you think.

I can't find the link, but I remember an interview with her in which she claimed to not like sex, and that it should be for procreation only.

[MizzouRah]

What is wrong with these 11 people who say NO? She is most definitly attractive.

[rkmsuf]

I can't find the link, but I remember an interview with her in which she claimed to not like sex, and that it should be for procreation only.


don't ruin this experience for me

[Draft Dodger]

I can't find the link, but I remember an interview with her in which she claimed to not like sex, and that it should be for procreation only.

bah. she just hasn't been with the right guy yet.

me.

[Kodos]

Faith Hill is not hot. And her overdramatic look how sexy I am crap in every video is annoying. Shania is 50x hotter, but I'm turned off by her obvious preoccupation with her looks as well.

[rkmsuf]

Faith Hill is not hot. And her overdramatic look how sexy I am crap in every video is annoying. Shania is 50x hotter, but I'm turned off by her obvious preoccupation with her looks as well.


I'd do Shania first and then make her get it on with Faith Hill.

[FBPro]

Mmmmmmmmm....Faith Hill.
Concur!!!!

[Desnudo]

Faith Hill is not hot. And her overdramatic look how sexy I am crap in every video is annoying. Shania is 50x hotter, but I'm turned off by her obvious preoccupation with her looks as well.

I think you're wrong by 55x.

[dawgfan]

Shania is very pretty, but the fact that much of it is due to surgery taints it a bit.

[Desmond]

I can't find the link, but I remember an interview with her in which she claimed to not like sex, and that it should be for procreation only.

I think you've got it part right.

Without having ever met her I can throw some things out there that i'm almost positive of.

1) She's more willing to recieve it in the butt than she is to provide oral manipulation. In fact she quite enjoys it in the butt.

2) She isn't "kinky" per se, but she is very, very sexual. Frequency is her thing.

3) Sex to her is not about fun for him, but rather for her. Don't ask her to get on top.

4) She likes her husband well enough, but she probably doesn't "LOVE" him.

5) She very much enjoys her lifestyle and is more enamored with it, than the people who help provide it to her.

6) Theres polls are messing up my brain.

[MIJB#19]

What is wrong with these 11 people who say NO? She is most definitly attractive.Attractive yes, but not hot in my book.

You may blame local volleyball training yesterday evening. I saw at least 7 hotter women there.

[rkmsuf]

Attractive yes, but not hot in my book.

You may blame local volleyball training yesterday evening. I saw at least 7 hotter women there.

Fascinating. Around here the female volleyballer more often then not resembles george mureson.

[Desnudo]

I think it's a West Coast v. East Coast thing. West Coast volleyballers are hot, East Coast volleyballers are almost as ugly as the women's basketball team.

[Anthony]

1) She's more willing to recieve it in the butt than she is to provide oral manipulation. In fact she quite enjoys it in the butt.


LOL, this was funny. we should just starting making statement about her life whether or not they're true.

10. She doesn't like men who have a large scrotum, and she is disgusted by "low-hangers". She prefers a nice tight sac.

[rkmsuf]

11. She appears to prefer men "shavers" as opposed to all that pubic hair.

[Desnudo]

12. She's turned on by people who talk dirty about her on text sim internet message boards

[rkmsuf]

13. She has naughty dreams about the Canadian rap star Snow.

[st.cronin]

14. She once seduced Chuck Norris. With her mind.

[Surtt]

I think she is well presented to look hotter than she actually is. Still, hot.


Who isn't?
I think that sums up the whole entertainment industry.

[rkmsuf]

15. It is my experience that Shania Twain is a spitter.

[Anthony]

16. Shania doesn't like facials. Seminal fluids aren't good for her hair.

[rkmsuf]

16. Shania doesn't like facials. Seminal fluids aren't good for her hair.

Yet Faith Hill loves it. Really brings out her highlights. Interesting.

[Kodos]

17. She has a moon-boot fetish.

[Anthony]

17. She has a moon-boot fetish.

i LLOL'd when i read that. hahahahaha


(literally laughed out loud).

[Desmond]

Oh, she don't like semen at all. Thats a given.

[cougarfreak]

Anyone who votes not that is male, is gay.

[Klinglerware]

Anyone who votes not that is male, is gay.

Considering that Shania is marketed as a dance-diva to anyone outside the country demographic, the above assertion cannot be true. :D

[Fonzie]

We're on page two and nobody has posted a picture yet. I'm amazed at the collective restraint and/or laziness shown by FOFC. Well done!

[Godzilla Blitz]

Who isn't?
I think that sums up the whole entertainment industry. Although I tend to agree with you, I would argue that's not always the case.

I had the opportunity to meet Sean Connery about 15 years ago, when he was much younger, and he was the second most charasmatic person I've ever met. At the time, it was the first time I had ever met someone with that much individual "force". He had "it", that certain aura, that I've only seen in a handful of people in my life. That sort of thing doesn't come across in the media.

I've heard other stories of celebrities that are more impressive in person than they are in print or on the screen. Nicole Kidman comes immediately to mind; a couple of friends have met her. Both of them said that she is stunningly beautiful in person, yet we agree that she is not nearly as attractive on the screen.

I think that certain celebrities can go from average to hot with proper makeup (Shania Twain, Danica Patrick), but others actually get worse with makeup (Demi Moore, Cameron Diaz). Shania Twain strikes me as a good face that can go to beautiful with proper makeup, and a slightly above-average body that can go to sexy with the proper clothing.

[Kodos]

I'm too lazy to search for work-safe pictures.

[Kodos]

I had the opportunity to meet Sean Connery about 15 years ago, when he was much younger, and he was the second most charasmatic person I've ever met. At the time, it was the first time I had ever met someone with that much individual "force". He had "it", that certain aura, that I've only seen in a handful of people in my life. That sort of thing doesn't come across in the media.


But we've never even met! How flattering that I still beat out Mr. Bond. :cool:

[Fonzie]

I think that certain celebrities can go from average to hot with proper makeup (Shania Twain, Danica Patrick), but others actually get worse with makeup (Demi Moore, Cameron Diaz). Shania Twain strikes me as a good face that can go to beautiful with proper makeup, and a slightly above-average body that can go to sexy with the proper clothing.
I agree with your overall point, but I've always heard the opposite about Cameron Diaz - that if she went without makeup people might confuse her skin with the surface of the moon.

[JeeberD]

but others actually get worse with makeup ( Cameron Diaz).

:eek:

I'm assuming you've never seen pics of her without make-up. Hideous is the word that comes to mind...

[Godzilla Blitz]

But we've never even met! How flattering that I still beat out Mr. Bond. :cool:
D'oh!

Argh. I forgot to include aliens in the equation! But it goes without saying: no one could possibly compete with the leader of earth's forces against Sectoids.

:)

[Godzilla Blitz]

:eek:

I'm assuming you've never seen pics of her without make-up. Hideous is the word that comes to mind...
Dola...

Har!

Yeah, that might not have been a good example...

:)

[Godzilla Blitz]

Triple Dola...

Damn it.

These blasted smilie thingies always get in my posts wheneven I get involved in a thread with Kodos. It's like a virus.

;)

[Kodos]

:mad:

[korme]

The 13 people that voted no are either gay or living in a fantasy world.

http://www.shania-twain.com/photos/awards2.jpg

http://fanclubshania.free.fr/Shania_Twain/maxim/maxim_10.jpg

http://fanclubshania.free.fr/Shania_Twain/maxim/shania-maximcover.jpg

http://fanclubshania.free.fr/Shania_Twain/maxim/maxim_12.jpg

http://fanclubshania.free.fr/Shania_Twain/maxim/maxim_09.jpg

[st.cronin]

:mad:

Ben Watson, Deion Branch, Matt Chatham, Russ Hochstein

[st.cronin]

Oh, THAT Shania Twain.

[Fonzie]

'bout damn time.

Thank you Shorty.

[Flasch186]

she has what I call a "high-ass" where the hips ride way up on the sides therefore her tight pants she wears have to ride way way up making her Ass look huge. I have to go with not although i like the head but not the ass....damn.


EDIT: wanted to clarify that im talking about today and NOT 2003, the pics above are from 2003 where it seems she was much toyter than she is today.

[Buccaneer]

Faith Hill is not hot. And her overdramatic look how sexy I am crap in every video is annoying. Shania is 50x hotter, but I'm turned off by her obvious preoccupation with her looks as well.
As one who watches (or actually, my wife watches) a lot of CMT, I would agree with this. I can name about 5-6 female country stars hotter than Faith Hill, esp Terri Clark and Sara Evans, along with Shania.

Or how about this one? http://www.cmt.com/sitewide/assets/img/promo/artists/parton_dolly/dollyparton46/189x85.jpg

:)

[GrantDawg]

As one who watches (or actually, my wife watches) a lot of CMT, I would agree with this. I can name about 5-6 female country stars hotter than Faith Hill, esp Terri Clark and Sara Evans, along with Shania.

Or how about this one? http://www.cmt.com/sitewide/assets/img/promo/artists/parton_dolly/dollyparton46/189x85.jpg

:)

Goodness, man! You are not allowed to pick the chicks!

[Rizon]

Hot, but not as hot as she use to be.

[Surtt]

I would like to point out that she was 38 years old in 2003.

[Godzilla Blitz]

I would like to point out that she was 38 years old in 2003.
Wow. I didn't know that. For 38, that is smokin'. She looks late twenties, early thirties.

[Easy Mac]

Can we have a "was once hot, but now is just do-able, which isn't necessarily hot"?

[MIJB#19]

The 13 people that voted no are either gay or living in a fantasy world.

[bunch of pics excluded]And you got that right, I do live in a fantasy world. A world were Shania Twain is not hot and not a popular singer. A world were EliZe rules, because "When you look into her eyes, boy, she's got you hypnotised."

[MJ4H]

Why is it important to mention that she makes really good soup right on the cover?

[Raiders Army]

Why is it important to mention that she makes really good soup right on the cover?
#1: It took me about a minute to find what you were talking about. There are a couple things that distract me from that miniscule print.

#2: Maybe to push those 21 people who voted not over to the hot side?

[MIJB#19]

#2: Maybe to push those 21 people who voted not over to the hot side?Maybe if the soup is hot...

[rkmsuf]

Nice job with the pics.

Smack it up, flip it, rub it down...

[Chief Rum]

How to clone your bone? WTF does that mean?

[Rockstar]

I vote yes because sexy women who are into Rockers is kind of my thing.
Plus, she seems like she likes to get super dirty.

[Rockstar]

OK. So maybe its just my dirty mind.