Things you @#$%$ hate...

[bbor]

Having to poo as soon as i get out of the shower......Your ass is still wet...the toilet paper sticks to you...GRRRRR :mad:

[rkmsuf]

poo in the shower next time. you'll @*$^&# hate that more.

[JeeberD]

Poo before you get in the shower. That's pretty much an automatic for me...

[bbor]

poo in the shower next time. you'll @*$^&# hate that more.

:D

[Subby]

Having to poo as soon as i get out of the shower......Your ass is still wet...the toilet paper sticks to you...GRRRRR :mad:
Amen brother. No traction on a toilet seat is teh suk.

[cartman]

Things you @#$%$ hate:

Taco Bell

:D

[bbor]

Things you @#$%$ hate:

Taco Bell

:D

Cartman=Antichrist :)

[wbatl1]

Even worse is during swim practice...same problem, but you have to put on a cold swim suit when your done, and then go hope back into a cold pool

[bbor]

Poo before you get in the shower. That's pretty much an automatic for me...

Ya but sometimes you just don't it all the first go around.

[rkmsuf]

Ya but sometimes you just don't it all the first go around.


I *(#$ hate that. You're in there 5 minutes later and get the old "you have to go again?"

[cartman]

Cartman=Antichrist :)

You aren't one of those "gingers", are you?

:D

http://theomelet.com/media/2/20051123-ginger%20kids%20pic.jpg

[bbor]

I *(#$ hate that. You're in there 5 minutes later and get the old "you have to go again?"

I guess that is considered a Dola-poo:D

[rkmsuf]

I guess that is considered a Dola-poo:D

Oddly the dola-pee is an extremely rare occurance.

[wbatl1]

Oddly the dola-pee is an extremely rare occurance.

...but doesn't it make sense that your body pee's out everything in the bladder, but since your poo is coming out of a long chain of intestine and rectal tubing, it takes a little while for the remaining stuff to be excreted to get down the tubing. I don't know, just a completely un science based theory

[rkmsuf]

...but doesn't it make sense that your body pee's out everything in the bladder, but since your poo is coming out of a long chain of intestine and rectal tubing, it takes a little while for the remaining stuff to be excreted to get down the tubing. I don't know, just a completely un science based theory


Now that I've given it deep thought you look to be correct.

[st.cronin]

Oddly the dola-pee is an extremely rare occurance.

Not under the following conditions:

1. When your prostate is older than 30, combined with

2. When you consume more than one glass of scotch whisky.

Under those circumstances, the dola-pee becomes quite common.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Having to poo as soon as i get out of the shower......Your ass is still wet...the toilet paper sticks to you...GRRRRR :mad:
While I typically have time to dry off properly between the shower and the toilet, I hate this too, but mainly because I just never feel completely clean for the rest of the day.

Shit, shower, and shave, in that order, is a good start to your day.

[rkmsuf]

Not under the following conditions:

1. When your prostate is older than 30, combined with

2. When you consume more than one glass of scotch whisky.

Under those circumstances, the dola-pee becomes quite common.


So you are back in there within 5 minutes peeing again? Can't be Beavis.

[Schmidty]

I hate that my ass sweats so much, I have to put a piece of toilet paper between my cheeks all day.

[Honolulu_Blue]

I hate that my ass sweats so much, I have to put a piece of toilet paper between my cheeks all day.
TMI, Schmidty... T. M. I.

[cartman]

I hate that my ass sweats so much, I have to put a piece of toilet paper between my cheeks all day.

I think this calls for a new invention:

the buttampon.

[rkmsuf]

I think this calls for a new invention:

the buttampon.


Or 2 ply underwear.

[Schmidty]

I think this calls for a new invention:

the buttampon.

I've actually thought of that. Want to make an investment?

[bbor]

I hate that my ass sweats so much, I have to put a piece of toilet paper between my cheeks all day.


I believe this is called Swass.

[sterlingice]

I @#$# hate that the Schimidty Rant of the Day threads are gone :( ;)

SI

[WSUCougar]

I hate that my ass sweats so much, I have to put a piece of toilet paper between my cheeks all day.
Anyone else LOL at this statement? Jeebus, Schmidty.

[Butter]

Toilet paper shreds though... must be tough to get out of there at day's end, huh?

[Ksyrup]

Toilet paper shreds though... must be tough to get out of there at day's end, huh?I hereby invoke my right to refuse to read the response to this question on the grounds that it may nauseate me.

[MikeVick7]

Poo before you get in the shower. That's pretty much an automatic for me...
This is typical of what my parents would say to me as a kid. "Hey, you should have gone the bathroom before we got in the car." Doesn't anyone realize that sometimes you don't have to go before you take a trip somewhere and that the feeling CAN come about once the trip has begun.

That drove my absolutely nuts.

[st.cronin]

It's threads like this that make me grateful for the internet.

[Raiders Army]

What's worse is when you shart.

[Ksyrup]

This is typical of what my parents would say to me as a kid. "Hey, you should have gone the bathroom before we got in the car." Doesn't anyone realize that sometimes you don't have to go before you take a trip somewhere and that the feeling CAN come about once the trip has begun.

That drove my absolutely nuts.
My dad has always preached the "Three S's" to me - Shit, Shower, and Shave - in that order.

[MikeVick7]

My dad has always preached the "Three S's" to me - Shit, Shower, and Shave - in that order.
That's easy to say when you "have to." :)

[st.cronin]

Back when I shaved, I used to shave IN the shower.

[Ksyrup]

Back when I shaved, I used to shave IN the shower.
I do, too. Close enough. It's the last thing I do in the shower.

[JeeberD]

Back when I shaved, I used to shave IN the shower.

I miss my beard, I wonder if I should grow it back?

On the positive side, though, I haven't trimmed my goatee in probably a couple of months and the sucker is getting big. And the little lady says that I can grow it as much as I want until we take engagement pics in the spring. Woohoo!

[Coffee Warlord]

Yes, but does anyone else brush their teeth in the shower.

[Raiders Army]

Yes, but does anyone else brush their teeth in the shower.
I pee, but don't poo in the shower.

[bbor]

I pee, but don't poo in the shower.


This is a pet peeve of mine....my wife pees in the shower...it drives me nuts.


So i shit in her make up case.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

My eyes are burning. I should not have clicked on this thread.

[oliegirl]

My eyes are burning. I should not have clicked on this thread.


Ugh...I saw that your name was the last post and figured it would be safe to open.

Damn you Farrah!

[Subby]

NSFW

Not Safe for Wives

[Schmidty]

I @#$# hate that the Schimidty Rant of the Day threads are gone :( ;)

SI

The holidays messed me up, but I'm going to try to start doing them at least a couple times a week. I think I needed to learn to pace myself. :)

[Critch]

Does anybody know where I can get my hands on one of those mind-eraser things that they used on Men in Black?

[st.cronin]

Yes, but does anyone else brush their teeth in the shower.

I do everything but poo in the shower. And I mean EVERYTHING.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Shit, shower, and shave, in that order, is a good start to your day.
My dad has always preached the "Three S's" to me - Shit, Shower, and Shave - in that order.
*insert Vader breathing sounds here*

Ksyrup.... I.... am your father.

*insert Vader breathing sounds here*

[ISiddiqui]

This thread is great! LOL! It's stuff like this that keeps me coming back to this forum!

Then again, I like to shower and shave... and then get to work and then shit. That way I get paid for taking a shit! Stick it to the man!

[st.cronin]

This thread is great! LOL! It's stuff like this that keeps me coming back to this forum!

Then again, I like to shower and shave... and then get to work and then shit. That way I get paid for taking a shit! Stick it to the man!

And that, friends, is why America is such a great country. :D

[Airhog]

I hate getting having to poop, and getting that clinger. No matter how tight you squeeze your anus, it just won't drop into the bowl. The only think you can do is shake your ass violently to get it to break free.

[Honolulu_Blue]

This thread is great! LOL! It's stuff like this that keeps me coming back to this forum!

Then again, I like to shower and shave... and then get to work and then shit. That way I get paid for taking a shit! Stick it to the man!
Sound reasoning, but I have found three problems with this approach.

1) Some operations require a "home" base.

2) It's a 30 minute trip door to door. 30 minutes can be a very long time under the wrong conditions.

3) I take the metro to work. The coming of my "business" is usually heralded for a good 15-20 minutes in advanced (I hope I don't need to speel this out for you). I would not wish the smell upon the poor commuters. Yes, I am a kind man.

[st.cronin]

Sound reasoning, but I have found three problems with this approach.

1) Some operations require a "home" base.

2) It's a 30 minute trip door to door. 30 minutes can be a very long time under the wrong conditions.

3) I take the metro to work. The coming of my "business" is usually heralded for a good 15-20 minutes in advanced (I hope I don't need to speel this out for you). I would not wish the smell upon the poor commuters. Yes, I am a kind man.

That is a fantastic choice of words. Poetry, pure and simple.

[Butter]

That way I get paid for taking a shit! Stick it to the man!

Absolutely.

[Subby]

3) I take the metro to work. The coming of my "business" is usually heralded for a good 15-20 minutes in advanced (I hope I don't need to speel this out for you). I would not wish the smell upon the poor commuters. Yes, I am a kind man. I am pretty sure that a) I rode next to you the other day and for that reason b) am glad I usually drive. http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/eek.gif

[JonInMiddleGA]

So i shit in her make up case.

Made me LOL.

[bbor]

I am pretty sure that a) I rode next to you the other day and for that reason b) am glad I usually drive. http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/eek.gif

Ways to know you are sitting next to HB on the train.

1.Smells like fart
2.Wearing a Dead Things Jersey with KLIMA on the back
3.Curly mullet sticking out from underneath his Red wings hat(ALA Klima)
4.Yzerman is god pin on his hat
5.Has Jimmy Develannos' (SP?) number on speed dial on his cell
6.Wearing Scotty Bowman underwear

:D

[Honolulu_Blue]

Ways to know you are sitting next to HB on the train.

1.Smells like fart
2.Wearing a Dead Things Jersey with KLIMA on the back
3.Curly mullet sticking out from underneath his Red wings hat(ALA Klima)
4.Yzerman is god pin on his hat
5.Has Jimmy Develannos' (SP?) number on speed dial on his cell
6.Wearing Scotty Bowman underwear

:D
HEH!!!!!!! :D

You have tried Bowman's line of underwear? It's pure joy. Sometimes I just get up and walk around for the heck of it.

Scary thing is that, other than a few artistic embelishments, back in the day there were more things on that list that were true than false. ;)