Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 17: Jennifer Garner [Archive]

Kodos

01-13-2006, 08:57 AM

With the 16th volume winding down, it appears that Faith Hill will finish between Angelina Jolie and Melissa Stark. Here is one that I think will split the electorate: Jennifer Garner.

Anna Kournikova 90.97
Shania Twain 86.09
Natalie Portman 86.06
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Faith Hill ?????
Melissa Stark 75.00
Danica Patrick 59.17
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Cameron Diaz 31.67
Patrick Dempsey 27.27
Matt Leinart 18.75

I fall in the Hot camp. Though not hot enough to get me to watch her show.

Ksyrup

01-13-2006, 08:58 AM

Not. For two years, I thought the chick from CSI was moonlighting on Alias.

cthomer5000

01-13-2006, 08:58 AM

A combination of a very plain look + slightly too masculine features just barely put me in the "not" category.

rkmsuf

01-13-2006, 09:01 AM

yuck, not definately.

vtbub

01-13-2006, 09:04 AM

rkmsuf

01-13-2006, 09:05 AM

this vote should be somewhere in Leinart country

Samdari

01-13-2006, 09:05 AM

slightly too masculine features

And I thought I was the only one who noticed her Adams Apple.

wade moore

01-13-2006, 09:07 AM

A combination of a very plain look + slightly too masculine features just barely put me in the "not" category.
ditto...

Although I do recognize that for some reason there is a certain chunk of the male population that is obsessed with her.

rkmsuf

01-13-2006, 09:08 AM

ditto...

Although I do recognize that for some reason there is a certain chunk of the male population that is obsessed with her.

Those are the weirdos.

wade moore

01-13-2006, 09:09 AM

this vote should be somewhere in Leinart country
I bet she's not even in the bottom 5...

rkmsuf

01-13-2006, 09:11 AM

I bet she's not even in the bottom 5...

thus my use of "should"

you're right, it won't be that low and that is troubling.

Raiders Army

01-13-2006, 09:13 AM

Definitely NOT

wade moore

01-13-2006, 09:19 AM

thus my use of "should"

you're right, it won't be that low and that is troubling.not as troubling as the number of people that found Cameron Diaz to be "Hot"...

JonInMiddleGA

01-13-2006, 09:22 AM

Torn, very torn. She's capable of looking smokin' hot, but it's inconsistent, and increasingly so. Reluctantly, I'm going to go with "not", but she definitely has her days.

Ksyrup

01-13-2006, 09:24 AM

This is like the opposite of the Jolie thread. The Hot voters here aren't being very vocal, just like the Not Hot voters in the Jolie thread were shouted down by the others. If I had to rank her, I'd probably put her somewhere around Uma Thurman on that list above.

Eaglesfan27

01-13-2006, 09:25 AM

Torn, very torn. She's capable of looking smokin' hot, but it's inconsistent, and increasingly so. Reluctantly, I'm going to go with "not", but she definitely has her days.

You summed up my feelings exactly.

Honolulu_Blue

01-13-2006, 09:26 AM

You summed up my feelings exactly.
Yes. Me too.

George

01-13-2006, 09:27 AM

Yes. Me too.

And me.

BuffaloHuskey

01-13-2006, 09:29 AM

I think she is hot. She has a natural good look to her. She has a nice athletic but not butchy build. I like that.

WSUCougar

01-13-2006, 09:34 AM

Hot.

And any of you "not" gents that voted Uma Thurman and/or Teri Hatcher hot instead need to be exiled. As a parting gift, you can take those two with you.

Honolulu_Blue

01-13-2006, 09:35 AM

moriarty

01-13-2006, 09:51 AM

I went for hot. Yes, sometimes she looks a bit like a horse, but most of the times she's very adorable (like in that 'Big' knockoff movie) and has that wholesome cuteness about her.

rkmsuf

01-13-2006, 09:53 AM

I went for hot. Yes, sometimes she looks a bit like a horse, but most of the times she's very adorable (like in that 'Big' knockoff movie) and has that wholesome cuteness about her.

How can someone that looks like a horse sometimes be hot?

Raiders Army

01-13-2006, 09:55 AM

She's a man, baby!!!

He said it best.

Honolulu_Blue

01-13-2006, 09:56 AM

How can someone that looks like a horse sometimes be hot?
Magic.

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/584811/2/istockphoto_584811_abra_cadabra_vector.jpg

cubboyroy1826

01-13-2006, 10:05 AM

With the 16th volume winding down, it appears that Faith Hill will finish between Angelina Jolie and Melissa Stark. \

How do i get tickets to watch that?

Desnudo

01-13-2006, 10:20 AM

The Not Hot voters had it comin' and they still do.

Jolie is as Not Hot today as she was yesterday, and the day before.

Mr. Wednesday

01-13-2006, 10:21 AM

not as troubling as the number of people that found Cameron Diaz to be "Hot"...Diaz at least was hot -- CF The Mask

Calis

01-13-2006, 10:23 AM

She's half-man, and on top she's having/has had Ben Affleck's demon spawn.

Thus she falls firmly into the not camp.

Kodos

01-13-2006, 10:45 AM

Here is one that I think will split the electorate: Jennifer Garner.

Was I right on or what? ;)

Desnudo

01-13-2006, 10:56 AM

Will there be a worst taste award for whoever voted Hot for the most with less than 50%?

moriarty

01-13-2006, 11:01 AM

Will there be a worst taste award for whoever voted Hot for the most with less than 50%?

I think that award should go to anyone who voted Danica Patrick hot.

vex

01-13-2006, 11:22 AM

I think that award should go to anyone who voted Danica Patrick hot.
Agreed.

duckman

01-13-2006, 11:52 AM

A combination of a very plain look + slightly too masculine features just barely put me in the "not" category.
Agreed. She is just way too manly for my taste.

rkmsuf

01-13-2006, 11:55 AM

Agreed. She is just way too manly for my taste.

So a little manly is fine?

st.cronin

01-13-2006, 11:56 AM

I'm pretty sure that she can beat me up, so I voted 'hot' because I'm afraid of what she would do if I voted 'not.'

duckman

01-13-2006, 11:57 AM

So a little manly is fine?
That didn't quite come out like I wanted. :D

WSUCougar

01-13-2006, 11:57 AM

I'm pretty sure that she can beat me up, so I voted 'hot' because I'm afraid of what she would do if I voted 'not.'
See, that's Angelina Jolie to me. She's obviously an attractive woman (well, dial the lips back by around 50%), but she's also "chop your balls off with a butter knife" scary.

Swaggs

01-13-2006, 12:02 PM

She is occasionally cute, but never hot to me.

Godzilla Blitz

01-13-2006, 12:08 PM

Desnudo

01-13-2006, 12:10 PM

I'm pretty sure that she can beat me up, so I voted 'hot' because I'm afraid of what she would do if I voted 'not.'

I voted not because I'm excited by what she might do.

FrogMan

01-13-2006, 12:16 PM

I was disappointed with her looks in Elektra, but mostly I find her hot.

Maybe it comes from playing a lot of sports growing up, but I've always liked lithe, athletic women. Jennifer Garner has never struck me as "manly", but I find her strong features very attractive. Angelina Jolie, though, I don't find attractive at all, and her features strike me as "manly". Go figure.
That's about how I see her too, although I liked her looks in Elektra. Found something kinda exciting with the way she manipulates the sais, don't ask me why, I don't know...

FM

kcchief19

01-13-2006, 12:18 PM

She's a two-face. When she's hot, she's really hot. When she's not, she's really not. As long as I have favorable lighting, I can live with that.

rkmsuf

01-13-2006, 12:25 PM

She's a two-face. When she's hot, she's really hot. When she's not, she's really not. As long as I have favorable lighting, I can live with that.

The back booth at Monk's is all yours.

kingfc22

01-13-2006, 01:06 PM

Not!

hoosiergoody

01-13-2006, 02:13 PM

Yes. Me too.

Agree here too... did improve while pregnant- actually had b@@bs- not that that is all there is too it :p

the self-confidence she exudes is what makes her hot for me

Schmidty

01-13-2006, 02:16 PM

Nice dimples, but the rest of her is not my style.

gkb

01-13-2006, 02:42 PM

Umm, not. And Uma is very hot...that is all. :)

Raiders Army

01-13-2006, 02:46 PM

Umm, not. And Uma is very hot...that is all. :)
Now I know where the term halfwit comes from. :D

tarcone

01-13-2006, 02:50 PM

big mouth and saggy tits.....blech

JeeberD

01-13-2006, 05:01 PM

Not. Her face is a little off...

Oilers9911

01-13-2006, 05:08 PM

Big tits and saggy mouth, blech.

Schmidty

01-13-2006, 06:18 PM

Big tits and saggy mouth, blech.

You consider her to have large breast?????????? :eek:

Wow. I think they're like a B or MAYBE a small C. That doesn't constitute big.

Oilers9911

01-13-2006, 06:23 PM

You consider her to have large breast?????????? :eek:

Wow. I think they're like a B or MAYBE a small C. That doesn't constitute big.
Honestly i've never noticed her tits either way, It was a facetious comment based on a previous poster's comment about saggy tits and a big mouth.

Schmidty

01-13-2006, 06:24 PM

Honestly i've never noticed her tits either way, It was a facetious comment based on a previous poster's comment about saggy tits and a big mouth.

Ah, gotcha. :)

Oilers9911

01-13-2006, 06:28 PM

Ah, gotcha. :)I guess it wasn't much of a comment anyway, i'm just trying to get my post count up.http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Buccaneer

01-13-2006, 06:43 PM

I wasn't going to vote since I didn't want to be in the significant minority again but then I saw the results. That made me feel better. I find the shape of her head funny and of course, those lips are ugly (but not as bad a camel-lips Jolie).