Matthew, Mark, Luke, and ... Duck!

[Bonegavel]

What a great movie.

[heybrad]

Somebody better go back and get a shitload of dimes!

[sterlingice]

I think it tops my list of funniest movies of all time

"How many times have I told you to wash your hands after a weekly cross burning? "

SI

[Surtt]

Food makes me sick.

[Greyroofoo]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

[gottimd]

Classic:D

[Pumpy Tudors]

What?

[gstelmack]

Excuse me while I whip this out.
That's "Pardon me while I whip this out.".

[gstelmack]

What?
You lose 15 points if you haven't figured this one out yet.

"But I shoot with this one."

[Wolfpack]

"These are simple people. The common clay. The salt of the earth... You know, morons."

[KWhit]

- What be your pleasure?

- I don't know. Screw. Play chess.

- Let's play chess.

[Craptacular]

They said you was hung.

[GrantDawg]

Is that a ten gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?

[Bonegavel]

Let's face it, I'm tired.

[Bonegavel]

Bitte, baby.

[Buccaneer]

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

[Wolfpack]

"What if I was to shoot that * dead? Would that pep you up some?"

[heybrad]

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

[sterlingice]

"I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge."
"How?"
"We'll kill the first born male child in every household."
"Too Jewish."

SI

[Bonegavel]

Your mouth is pertier than a $20 whore.

[KWhit]

Boy that's lucky. Damn near lost a four hundred dollar handcart.

[Poli]

It's probably just me, but I didn't find the movie funny.

[Craptacular]

Where the white women at?

[sterlingice]

It's probably just me, but I didn't find the movie funny.Yes, it's just you :p

SI

[Bearcat729]

I think it tops my list of funniest movies of all time

"How many times have I told you to wash your hands after a weekly cross burning? "



For my next impression, Jesse Owens

[sovereignstar]

Is this IMDB?

[Poli]

Yes, it's just you :p

SIYeah, I figured. I found it repulsive.

[Scoobz0202]

Is this IMDB?
He conquered fear, and he conquered hate, / He turned our night into day, / He made his "insert title here" / A torch to light the way...

[ntndeacon]

Mongo just pawn in game of life.