anyone had multiple orgasms?

[oliegirl]

just wondering if anyone has had any experience with the long term effects of orgasms. I have had eight, with my most recent one coming this past monday.

The prior ones i have had ranged from being knocked totally unconscious for about 3 minutes, to losing part of my field of vision for 3 days, to forgetting 2 days in their entirety, and i have always recovered without any serious problems.

The reason i am a little freaked right now is because the one i gave myself on monday didnt really seem like much to me when it happened...i had some coordination and balance problems, a ripping headache, and some problems concentrating on what i was doing at an exact moment (immediate short term memory) but after a couple days of solid sleep, i thought i was fine, with the only thing left bothering me being a little balance problem. (i feel like i had a few beers when i close my eyes or bend down and stand up fast) . the concern however came about last night when i got a headache so bad at work after about 2 hours of working on the same task at my computer that i almost threw up from the pain. i ususally have no problems working at a computer that long, and this morning, i feel fine with regards to the headache, but still feel the same slight balance issue...

just wondering if anyone has known anyone or has had themselves problems with repetitive orgasm syndrome, and if that might be what i am dealing with? thanks in advance for all the jokes sure to come at my expense (and for the help)




Sorry, it had to be done.

[Ksyrup]

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

[MizzouRah]

The reason i am a little freaked right now is because the one i gave myself on monday
:D

[Eaglesfan27]

Only 8 in your entire life? I think the jokes have to come at Radii's expense ;)

[st.cronin]

I had multiple orgasms five minutes ago reading the werewolf thread. I'm a bit dehydrated, but otherwise ok.

[Ksyrup]

I'm trying to picture exactly what other task she was performing when she gave herself an orgasm that caused her to lose her concentration...

[Draft Dodger]

I will be shortly

[st.cronin]

I'm trying to picture exactly what other task she was performing when she gave herself an orgasm that caused her to lose her concentration...

knitting a scarf?

[path12]

Well played. So to speak.

[Subby]

'sup Hellcat...

[albionmoonlight]

This thread has potential to be great. So I thought that I would go ahead and get in while there were still seats.

[rkmsuf]

anyone get concussed as a result of an orgasm?

[saldana]

nice. lmao.

[JonInMiddleGA]

anyone get concussed as a result of an orgasm?

Solid oak headboards are a bitch, lemme tell ya.

[rkmsuf]

Okay, how about and orgasm as a result of a concussion?

[Toddzilla]

I have. I had one in 1992 and another in 1997.

[George]

This thread has potential to be great. So I thought that I would go ahead and get in while there were still seats.

:D

[wbatl1]

OK, Parody threads should not be allowed to be significantly higher on the board than the thread it parodied...I just sat here for a couple of minutes trying to figure this out...I know, I'm very tired.

[cartman]

anyone get concussed as a result of an orgasm?

Lemme just say, make sure that the mirrors are securely fastened to the ceiling.

[Samdari]

Wow, the first ever recorded sighting of a parody thread that was actually funny.

[gottimd]

OK, Parody threads should not be allowed to be significantly higher on the board than the thread it parodied...I just sat here for a couple of minutes trying to figure this out...I know, I'm very tired.
A woman posting about orgasms...what did you expect to happen?

[Oilers9911]

I have tennis elbow in both elbows and i've never picked up a racket.

[DeToxRox]

I don't use hair gel. You'd never know that looking at me though.

[flere-imsaho]

Okay, how about and orgasm as a result of a concussion?

Keep your sick fantasies to yourself, mmmkay? :)

[sterlingice]

A woman posting about orgasms...what did you expect to happen?Yeah, see, I'm torn. I'm firmly in the camp that hates parody threads. Not only that, but I just don't like how most humor these days has to be either really dumb or about sex to be considered funny by the masses.

But the way this was worded- just beautiful.

SI

[rkmsuf]

Keep your sick fantasies to yourself, mmmkay? :)

Ever wonder why there were no closeups of Steve Young after the hit in the Cardinal game on Monday night in 1999?

[ISiddiqui]

pics plz thanks

(can't believe no one has yet said that)

[rkmsuf]

pics plz thanks

(can't believe no one has yet said that)


not you jeeber

[PackerFanatic]

I was seriously a little confused at first.

[PackerFanatic]

BTW, well done ollie :)

[gottimd]

not you jeeber
No tubgirl?

[bbor]

I've faked em

[Ksyrup]

I've been patiently waiting for one of the other FOFC females to post: "I'll have what she's having."

[gottimd]

I've seen it in porn, but has any guy here come across a "gusher" aka "rainwoman"?

[Swaggs]

This is a rock solid thread.

[Desnudo]

I've been patiently waiting for one of the other FOFC females to post: "I'll have what she's having."

8 orgasms lifetime. I don't think there will be requests for a how-to book.

[AnalBumCover]

This is a parody thread?

[Draft Dodger]

This is a parody thread?

asks the guy with the parody screen name

[PackerFanatic]

This is a parody thread?

Find the thread about multiple concussions.

[Ksyrup]

8 orgasms lifetime. I don't think there will be requests for a how-to book.
Yes, but those are some mighty powerful orgasms. And since she's a member of FOFC, there's an automatic presumption of geekiness that applies to us all that would make "8" a realistic number in her case. ;)

[PackerFanatic]

Hahaha...touche Ksyrup, touche.

[Draft Dodger]

so, Jeebs has an excuse, but am I the only one amazed that Farrah isn't here yet?

[Ramzavail]

I think I just orgasmed reading this thread.

[TexasT]

oliegirl, picture please!! :D

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

so, Jeebs has an excuse, but am I the only one amazed that Farrah isn't here yet?Sorry - the last orgasm I gave myself knocked me unconscious for three or four days.http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[AnalBumCover]

Sorry - the last orgasm I gave myself knocked me unconscious for three or four days.http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/tongue.gifPure Gold :D

[bbor]

Sorry - the last orgasm I gave myself knocked me unconscious for three or four days.http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Damn...the She-Rahn can give me multiples anytime....sorry Arles:D

[hoosiergoody]

8 orgasms lifetime. I don't think there will be requests for a how-to book.

I believe that was 8 multiples... if not, poor oliegirl

[Eaglesfan27]

Read the first two sentences. It is clearly 8 orgasms, and not 8 multiple orgasms. Poor Oliegirl ;)

[Ksyrup]

Read the first two sentences. It is clearly 8 orgasms, and not 8 multiple orgasms. Poor Oliegirl ;)
My explanation still holds true.

[bbor]

Read the first two sentences. It is clearly 8 orgasms, and not 8 multiple orgasms. Poor Oliegirl ;)

It could be poor Radii....perhaps during the Radii/Olliegirl courtship there has only been sex 4 times.

:D

[vtbub]

I have a spare chair if either of u need it after that.

[Coder]

Is this the first time that a parody-thread has more posts than the original thread? :D

And parody thread is 2 hours younger than original :)

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

My explanation still holds true.I'm sure there must be exceptions to this rule, right? I'm pretty sure I've had more than 8, and I'm an FOFC'er.

[Fouts]

Brilliant. And I hate parody threads.

[Rasmuth]

I had a girlfriend once...blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms...very easlily to boot...

after our first encounter (it was very loud to say the least) she told me she lost count after her 12th orgasm...

she's always held a special place in my heart...

[Eaglesfan27]

I had a girlfriend once...blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms...very easlily to boot...

after our first encounter (it was very loud to say the least) she told me she lost count after her 12th orgasm...

she's always held a special place in my heart...

She faked them.





















;)

[Icy]

I had a girlfriend once...blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms...very easlily to boot...

after our first encounter (it was very loud to say the least) she told me she lost count after her 12th orgasm...

she's always held a special place in my heart...You "HAD" a girlfriend? then i guess she found another guy able to give her at least 13 :D

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

You "HAD" a girlfriend? then i guess she found another guy able to give her at least 13 :DEither that or she never returned the favor.

[oliegirl]

Read the first two sentences. It is clearly 8 orgasms, and not 8 multiple orgasms. Poor Oliegirl ;)


Ha - wrong! It's 8 at one time :D

[MacroGuru]

I've seen it in porn, but has any guy here come across a "gusher" aka "rainwoman"?
I have....freaked me out at first.....

[saldana]

i am glad that my neurological affliction has been able to provide almost double the responses as a parody as the actual thread...if i am able to remember who posted on this thread tomorrow, i am gonna be pissed at you all. ;)

[Eaglesfan27]

i am glad that my neurological affliction has been able to provide almost double the responses as a parody as the actual thread...if i am able to remember who posted on this thread tomorrow, i am gonna be pissed at you all. ;)
What about those of us who posted in both threads ;)

[Lorena]

This is great! Nicely done Olliegirl :)

[PilotMan]

This whole thing is part of how I got the Mrs. I promised her 4 and she got about 15. I have, at one point, had her begging for mercy. Who's your daddy? ;)

[Airhog]

yes, more than one girl actually. More women than you think can do it, you just have to know how to hit the right spots :D

[Warhammer]

yes, more than one girl actually. More women than you think can do it, you just have to know how to hit the right spots :D

Not only that, but they need to be relaxed. My ex could, but only if she had a bit to drink. My wife probably could, but she is so up tight it isn't even funny, she cuts her own orgasms short because she can't just let go.

[Buccaneer]

olie, did you count the one at your bachlorette party? I rather liked that one a lot.

[tarcone]

You need to avoid orgasmic activities for at least a week unless there is loss of consciousness, then you need doctors approval to resume orgasmic activities

[Desnudo]

Yes, but those are some mighty powerful orgasms. And since she's a member of FOFC, there's an automatic presumption of geekiness that applies to us all that would make "8" a realistic number in her case. ;)

I am not a geek. I post here to help raise the sexiness level of the board.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

You need to avoid orgasmic activities for at least a week unless there is loss of consciousness, then you need doctors approval to resume orgasmic activitiesSucks to be Arlie then. http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Airhog]

take 2 cocks and call me in the morning if the condition worsens

[AZSpeechCoach]

Damn...I just logged on, saw this thread, and started reading without realizing it was a parody thread. Here I am thinking poor oliegirl was baring her soul to this crowd. It took me 2/3rds of the way down to realize that anything was amiss :D

[Young Drachma]

Damn...I just logged on, saw this thread, and started reading without realizing it was a parody thread. Here I am thinking poor oliegirl was baring her soul to this crowd. It took me 2/3rds of the way down to realize that anything was amiss :D

Same here. I read it earlier and thought it was real, only to discover shortly after it was a parody after finding the actual thread it made fun of. It's a classic.

[oliegirl]

olie, did you count the one at your bachlorette party? I rather liked that one a lot.


Which one? I had 2 bachelorette parties! :)

[Glengoyne]

Which one? I had 2 bachelorette parties! :)Buc was there...So the one where the stripper had the little willie.

[Glengoyne]

Dola,

Oh and by the way Excellent thread Olie. As nicely played as ever has been done on this board.


On that Note.
Sheesh even Oliegirl is an f'n elitist now.http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/wink.gif

[oliegirl]

Dola,

Oh and by the way Excellent thread Olie. As nicely played as ever has been done on this board.


On that Note.
Sheesh even Oliegirl is an f'n elitist now.http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/wink.gif


Can I add that to my title? Head Cheerleader and F'n Elitist? :D

[Glengoyne]

Can I add that to my title? Head Cheerleader and F'n Elitist? :DPaging Ben...

We need a title change here!

At the very least since she posted about orgasms, you can capitalize the H in head.

[oliegirl]

Paging Ben...

We need a title change here!

At the very least since she posted about orgasms, you can capitalize the H in head.

Thanks Glengoyne!

[ShovelMonkey]

In 1980 Chuck Norris had multiple orgasms on the slopes of Mt. St. Helens after roundhouse kicking a yeti and then having sex with it's lifeless corpse. We all know what happened next....






Ah, I got nothing...

[tarcone]

I once had multiple orgasms...then i turned 18....sigh

[lytic]

In 1980 Chuck Norris had multiple orgasms on the slopes of Mt. St. Helens after roundhouse kicking a yeti and then having sex with it's lifeless corpse. We all know what happened next....

Doesn't take long for Chuck and his roundhouse kicks to show up anymore...

[Mac Howard]

A parody thread? Damn! And there was I thinking "I ought to get to know this girl" :(