What do you wash with?

[Schmidty]

My wife messes with me because I wash with just a bar of soap in the shower. She says that it's gross because there's no way I can clean myself as well as I could with a washcloth, poof, loofa, or whatever. I told her that real men don't use all of that other crap.

So what do you use?

[DaddyTorgo]

bodywash and my hands

[Cringer]

soap, and then I use one of those scrubby things for the 'sunless' areas....

[Anthony]

i use bodywash. much easier to lather up and generally smells better than regualr soap.

[gottimd]

....then I use one of those scrubby things for the 'sunless' areas....
Behind the cabinets?

[Ksyrup]

Soap (Dove, I can't use the regular deodorant soaps because they kill my skin). That is all.

[NoMyths]

My wife messes with me because I wash with just a bar of soap in the shower. She says that it's gross because there's no way I can clean myself as well as I could with a washcloth, poof, loofa, or whatever. I told her that real men don't use all of that other crap.

So what do you use?There was a time when "real men" wouldn't have used soap.

[rkmsuf]

Elhume, would you loofa my stretch marks?

[ShovelMonkey]

Just soap...nothing fancy. On a further note, how of you use a bar of soap rather than shampoo to wash your hair? I do that and the g/f bitches constantly about it.

[oliegirl]

Neutrogena makes a great product, their clarifying soap in a little scrubby pouch, so you are using regular soap (which I know is important to men) but you get some exfoliation at the same time...not to feminine either!

[oliegirl]

Just soap...nothing fancy. On a further note, how of you use a bar of soap rather than shampoo to wash your hair? I do that and the g/f bitches constantly about it.


Dola

That is so wrong! Soap will dry out your hair and make it icky...definitely invest in a bottle of shampoo!!!

[Bee]

I just use a razor to scrape the crud off.

[Ksyrup]

No way I'd use soap on my hair. I've got a brillo pad as it is, I can't imagine how bad it would be with soap.

[Hammer755]

Congress to Ironhead: 'What's with this thingy?' (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29693)

[Schmidty]

No way I'd use soap on my hair. I've got a brillo pad as it is, I can't imagine how bad it would be with soap.

My hair is the same way, and I can't imagine how awful it would be if I had to just use soap.

[pennywisesb]

Body wash and a washcloth.

[Schmidty]

Congress to Ironhead: 'What's with this thingy?' (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29693)

Nice :D

[DeToxRox]

bodywash and my hands

Ditto.

[SirFozzie]

what, no entry for us hydrochloric acid users?

Chemic-ist! :D

[Karlifornia]

Bar soap.


Bill O'Reilly, on the other hand....

[tucker342]

Axe body wash

[WSUCougar]

Soap, and my cat.

[oliegirl]

Axe body wash


Do women follow you around smelling you? Or plow through library shelves to get to smell you?

[Ksyrup]

That one commercial, I think it's for TAG, the one where the teen girl's mom is coming on to the boyfriend who has come to pick her up for a date, is completely inappropriate for TV. Appropriate for the child molester thread, of course, but that's another story altogether. I don't know why, but that commercial shocked the hell out of me when I first saw it.

[Desnudo]

What exactly do you use a washcloth for anyway? A hard day in the coal mine?

[Raiders Army]

Soap. Anything else is weird.

[Raiders Army]

Dola, even after not showering for two months (exactly), I only used soap for my first shower.

[Ben E Lou]

You people wash?

Pussies.

[oliegirl]

You people wash?

Pussies.

Based on that comment, I am assuming you aren't seeing much of that these days :eek:

[Draft Dodger]

soap is it

[terpkristin]

I voted "effeminate poof." It's ok, cuz I'm a girl. ;)

I use the poof and either Dove or Caress body wash, usually.

/tk

[Maple Leafs]

"Soap... Soap is such a slut."
- Ray Romano

[Danny]

I use a soaped up loofa.

[vtbub]

Soapy washcloth by women.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I'm more of a cologne man.

[Antmeister]

You people wash?

Pussies.

LOL.....I am going to assume that you like to bathe by candlelight in your own dirt and wear your patriotic undies just to say that you're a manly man.

[SirFozzie]

I voted "effeminate poof." It's ok, cuz I'm a girl. ;)

I use the poof and either Dove or Caress body wash, usually.

/tk

Pic..
Pls..

Thx..

Damnit.

I can't do it.

[Schmidty]

I think it's hilarious that 49 people voted for the bar of soap, but none of them are women. :)

[Grammaticus]

Soap it is.

[FrogMan]

bodywash and my hands
that's the way for me too...

FM

[duckman]

I think it's hilarious that 49 people voted for the bar of soap, but none of them are women. :)
And Cringer is the only that used a squirming trout. :D

[JeeberD]

Axe body wash

Same here. I used to use Irish Spring Sport soap, but I got tired of the little lady bitching at me, telling me how regular soap dries out my skin and will give me wrinkles.

Please forgive me, I'm weak. :(

[Kodos]

It's Dove and a washcloth for me.

[oliegirl]

I think it's hilarious that 49 people voted for the bar of soap, but none of them are women. :)


I think it's hilarious that 17 people voted for effeminate poof and only 3 of them are women :)

[Schmidty]

I think it's hilarious that 17 people voted for effeminate poof and only 3 of them are women :)

Are you sure about that? ;)

[FrogMan]

I think it's hilarious that 17 people voted for effeminate poof and only 3 of them are women :)
that'S because to women, it's only a poof, not an effeminate poof :p

FM

[oliegirl]

Are you sure about that? ;)


Effeminate poof

cthomer5000, Dodgerchick, FBPro, Honolulu_Blue, ice4277, JeeberD, kiwiLB57, lordscarlet, Marmel, MikeVic, MikeVick7, oliegirl, raf105, Sublime 2, Telle, terpkristin, Tigercat, timmynausea

18 18.18%

If more of those people are women, my apologies...I don't recognize some of the names so I might be off by one or two...but the vast majority of them are men :)

[Schmidty]

Effeminate poof

cthomer5000, Dodgerchick, FBPro, Honolulu_Blue, ice4277, JeeberD, kiwiLB57, lordscarlet, Marmel, MikeVic, MikeVick7, oliegirl, raf105, Sublime 2, Telle, terpkristin, Tigercat, timmynausea

18 18.18%

If more of those people are women, my apologies...I don't recognize some of the names so I might be off by one or two...but the vast majority of them are men :)

I think you missed my meaning. :)

[Easy Mac]

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=21144&highlight=puff+ball

Come on man... search and bump a 2 year old thread.

[Ben E Lou]

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=21144&highlight=puff+ball

Come on man... search and bump a 2 year old thread.At least I'm consistent. :p


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[Easy Mac]

You've gotten vulgar in your old age

[Ben E Lou]

You've gotten vulgar in your old ageYou people have corrupted me.

[Easy Mac]

Don't look at me bitch

[JeeberD]

The girlfriend keeps trying to change my shower habits. I need to use a puff because my washcloth doesn't do a good enough job. I need to use body wash instead of soap because it's better for my skin. Blah blah blah blah blah. I'm a man, I don't care about that shit. Give me some Irish Spring and I'm a happy camper...

:(

[ice4277]

I'm secure enough in my manhood that I can use a poof without turning into one.

[oliegirl]

I think you missed my meaning. :)


A fact I am immensely proud of

[Schmidty]

A fact I am immensely proud of

Ouch. :(

[sterlingice]

My wife messes with me because I wash with just a bar of soap in the shower. She says that it's gross because there's no way I can clean myself as well as I could with a washcloth, poof, loofa, or whatever. I told her that real men don't use all of that other crap.

So what do you use?That's a load of commercial-brainwashed crap. How the heck can you not clean as well as with a poof or whatever? I can still wash every inch of my surface area just like someone with a poof can wash every inch of theirs. What a load of bunk.

SI

[rkmsuf]

That's a load of commercial-brainwashed crap. How the heck can you not clean as well as with a poof or whatever? I can still wash every inch of my surface area just like someone with a poof can wash every inch of theirs. What a load of bunk.

SI

What about the non-surface area?

[sterlingice]

Just soap...nothing fancy. On a further note, how of you use a bar of soap rather than shampoo to wash your hair? I do that and the g/f bitches constantly about it.On the other hand, this I can't do. It messed up my hair something fierce if I do it. And I'm hat guy, you know that person always wearing a baseball hat, so it's not like my hair is that super important for looks. Go out and spend $2 on a giant bottle of Slimer-green colored generic guy shampoo and you'll be just fine. Not to say I haven't done the soap-to-wash-hair thing in a pinch.

SI

[oliegirl]

That's a load of commercial-brainwashed crap. How the heck can you not clean as well as with a poof or whatever? I can still wash every inch of my surface area just like someone with a poof can wash every inch of theirs. What a load of bunk.

SI

It's because unless you are using an exfoliating soap, all the dead skin cells are just staying on your body instead of being sloughed off...won't really hurt your skin, but it won't look/feel as good as it would if you exfoliated every now and then (once or twice a week).

[FrogMan]

On the other hand, this I can't do. It messed up my hair something fierce if I do it. And I'm hat guy, you know that person always wearing a baseball hat, so it's not like my hair is that super important for looks. Go out and spend $2 on a giant bottle of Slimer-green colored generic guy shampoo and you'll be just fine. Not to say I haven't done the soap-to-wash-hair thing in a pinch.

SI
I'd be the opposite and more likely to do the "shampoo-to-wash-body" thing than the other way around. Like whenever I do some sports and have to take a shower outside the house, I won't carry soap, only shampoo...

And I'm also a baseball hat guy, at least on the weekends and soap in hair will actually mess them up more if you wear a hat for a long period...

FM

[sterlingice]

I'd be the opposite and more likely to do the "shampoo-to-wash-body" thing than the other way around. Like whenever I do some sports and have to take a shower outside the house, I won't carry soap, only shampoo...Done that one, too. This would be if I didn't bring anything and the hotel only has one or the other or something like that.

SI

[Schmidty]

That's a load of commercial-brainwashed crap. How the heck can you not clean as well as with a poof or whatever? I can still wash every inch of my surface area just like someone with a poof can wash every inch of theirs. What a load of bunk.

SI

I'll make sure to slap the bitch for ya. ;)

[sterlingice]

I'll make sure to slap the bitch for ya. ;)If she's mean and scary and can find me, a quiet and polite mention would work better ;)

SI

[Schmidty]

If she's mean and scary and can find me, a quiet and polite mention would work better ;)

SI

Nah, she's like the nicest person ever. Probably too nice sometimes. :)

[TheOhioStateUniversity]

Umm...I thought soap and a WASHCLOTH was the minimum. Washing with your hands does not scrub the dead skin off of your body. This may be a cultural thing or something but Ive never heard of anyone that didnt use a washcloth, and most girls I know use a loofa and bodywash. Different....

[Danny]

Umm...I thought soap and a WASHCLOTH was the minimum. Washing with your hands does not scrub the dead skin off of your body. This may be a cultural thing or something but Ive never heard of anyone that didnt use a washcloth, and most girls I know use a loofa and bodywash. Different....

I know a lot of people not to sit next to on the plane now.

[Antmeister]

Before marriage: Washcloth
After marriage: Poof

I demand my washcloth!

[Lorena]

Before marriage: Washcloth
After marriage: Poof

I demand my washcloth!

You know where there at... go get one!

[oliegirl]

You know where there at... go get one!


YOU GO GIRL!!!!!

[Eaglesfan27]

Before marriage: Washcloth
After marriage: Poof

I demand my washcloth!
My wife tried to convert me, but I've resisted for over 6 and a half years :)

[General Mike]

Just soap. Shampoo in my hair tho.

[TheOhioStateUniversity]

How can you sufficiently clean your arse and groin area with just your hands? Not to beat a dead horse but those areas ATLEAST, need scrubbing and soap action. I just dont get it.

[sterlingice]

You know where there at... go get one!See: clinical proof that poofs cause bad grammar ;)

SI

[Lorena]

See: clinical proof that poofs cause bad grammar ;)

SI

They're, their, there... be nice now :rolleyes:

[Schmidty]

How can you sufficiently clean your arse and groin area with just your hands? Not to beat a dead horse but those areas ATLEAST, need scrubbing and soap action. I just dont get it.

All I know is that I'm a very clean person (excessively), and I definitely do not stink.

My wife says I have OCD because of the amount of times I wash my face and hands, and brush my teeth per day.

[terpkristin]

I just took a shower.
I used:
Aussie Mega shampoo
Aussie Mega conditioner
Noxema cream to wash the face
Dove body wash + a poof for the rest of the bod


Love it! ;)
/tk

[duckman]

I just took a shower.
I used:
Aussie Mega shampoo
Aussie Mega conditioner
Noxema cream to wash the face
Dove body wash + a poof for the rest of the bod


Love it! ;)
/tk
She's naked! :eek:

pics plz k thx

[Schmidty]

She's naked! :eek:

pics plz k thx

Just about to say that. So slow. :(