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AlexB
02-09-2006, 12:22 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/4695188.stm

Trek builder boldly goes bankrupt

Tony Alleyne hopes to sell the house to clear his debts
A Leicestershire Star Trek fan who got into debt making his home look like
the Starship Enterprise has gone bankrupt.
Tony Alleyne, 52, spent nine years and £30,000 transforming his flat and
used another £100,000 to launch a company which offered similar makeovers.

But the schemes were funded by loans and credit cards and he has filed for
bankruptcy with debts of £166,000.

The former DJ hopes to get out of the red by selling the exclusive residence
for up to £800,000.

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He said: "I did not set out with the intention of selling it, I enjoy science
fiction interiors.

"I set up a business, it did not work and I tried to finance it with credit
cards, which was daft really."

Mr Alleyne, who is separated from his wife, said he recently filed
for bankruptcy at Coventry County Court.

"I was advised that was the only way to go," he said.

When Mr Alleyne failed to sell the original version of his Starship Enterprise
home for £700,000, 18 months ago, he gutted it.

He is now refitting the flat as the spaceship from the later Star Trek series,
Voyager, using income support payments.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41310000/jpg/_41310748_trekfan203.jpg


:D

rkmsuf
02-09-2006, 12:29 PM
he used a cool word like "daft" though

George
02-09-2006, 12:36 PM
He is now refitting the flat as the spaceship from the later Star Trek series,
Voyager, using income support payments.

No wonder he couldn't get the price he was asking. He had the wrong model. Guess he didn't do his market research.

Kodos
02-09-2006, 01:07 PM
I bet those damned Cardassians are behind his problems!

sterlingice
02-09-2006, 02:33 PM
This seems more like a Romulan plot- sneaky and stuff.

SI

dubb93
02-09-2006, 02:43 PM
This may sound really geeky but if I had that much money to waste on a "vacation" home. I would probably buy that sucker.

Greyroofoo
02-09-2006, 03:59 PM
This may sound really geeky but if I had that much money to waste on a "vacation" home. I would probably buy that sucker.

my geek-o-meter is off the chart!!!!!! :eek:

WSUCougar
02-09-2006, 04:09 PM
My wife is such a big Trekkie that I'd probably get unlimited sex "on the bridge" if I owned such a pad.

Airhog
02-09-2006, 04:33 PM
My wife is such a big Trekkie that I'd probably get unlimited sex "on the bridge" if I owned such a pad.


maybe she would give you bj's in the captains chair :D

WSUCougar
02-09-2006, 04:52 PM
"Honey, I need you down in engineering immediately...my warp core is about to breach."