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Ksyrup
02-17-2006, 08:39 AM
"Indeed, some of the documents used by researchers indicate that al Qaeda has vacation plans -- seven days every three weeks for married members, five days a month for bachelors -- and provides its members with 15 days of sick leave a year."


Someone within al qaeda must have modeled their vacation system off of Jim's system for keeping players with girlfriends content, right? :D

KWhit
02-17-2006, 08:44 AM
But how good is their health plan?

It's probably an HMO. Suckers!

Greyroofoo
02-17-2006, 09:05 AM
You mean single terrorists get twice the vacation the single US Military person does?

This, sir, is an OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!

kingnebwsu
02-17-2006, 12:18 PM
The outlook for Al Qaeda is significantly worse than first reported. They may visit your school if asked.