Wonder what kind of sap this tree will produce

[Wolfpack]

The Stanford Tree (http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/02/16/MNGUNH9P9A6.DTL) has been hitting the sauce. During the game, no less. I didn't know the UC-Irvine loss and a 13-9 overall season record was driving people to drink out there, but apparently it is.

[JeeberD]

The student wearing the costume of the legendary mascot was suspended from duty after UC Berkeley police observed her drinking from a flask during a Stanford-Cal basketball game last week, officials said today.

Fucking pigs. Part of the college experience is getting drunk at sporting events!

[WSUCougar]

There's so much to like in this article:

The defrocked tree, who plans to apply to become an astronaut and hopes one day to walk on the moon
"The tree's movement is usually consistent with that of someone who's had something to drink.''
The imbibing tree
Sounds like something from a movie western. "Gee, paw, I think Billy Joe took him out to the imbibing tree."
Urmy said the band would be picking a new tree next month. He said the band had relieved the tree of duty on its own accord, before the university took action.