Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 20: Scarlett Johansen

[Kodos]

It's the moment you've all been waiting for: The return of Celebrity Hot or Not! Today's contestant is Scarlett Johansen.

Here are the results of volumes 1-19:


Anna Kournikova 90.97
Shania Twain 86.09
Natalie Portman 86.06
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Faith Hill 77.10
Melissa Stark 75.00
Jennifer Aniston 68.32
Danica Patrick 59.17
Jennifer Garner 47.10
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Cameron Diaz 31.67


Though I'm not as high on her as many folks, I give Scarlett the nod with Hot!

[Easy Mac]

not

[Easy Mac]

ummm, you realize you put Lucy Lui in the title.

[rkmsuf]

NO, NEVER.

[Kodos]

ummm, you realize you put Lucy Lui in the title.

Oops. Changed my mind in mid-post. :D

[Butter]

We'll go with a marginal thumbs-up. But only at times.

[Easy Mac]

This poll is useless, because i voted on lucy liu

scarlett johanson i find hot!

[rkmsuf]

WTF.

The I change my vote to HOT!!!!

[Raiders Army]

hot

[QuikSand]

We need to get Jimmy Carter in to monitor this.

[VPI97]

Oops. Changed my mind in mid-post. :Dhttp://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/VPI97/icon_youfuckedup.gif


Voted Smoking Hot

[Jesse_Ewiak]

Offered without comment -

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[Celeval]

Is there a yes, please option?

[Kodos]

For all who voted under the Lucy Liu thing, please post and I will manually change your vote in the final tabulation to get her hot percentage right. Appears I'm a bit rusty! ;)

So far I have Easy Mac and rkmsmurf changing their votes from not to hot.

[Huckleberry]

I'm the other 5 people that voted not. Please change my votes to hot because I must have been on drugs when I voted not.

[Eaglesfan27]

I think she should end up higher than Anna. Smoking hot.

[tanglewood]

This could be the most redundant poll ever.

[DanGarion]

Ding DinG Ding! We have the WINNAR!

[KWhit]

Not. She's hot for a normal person, but when compared to other celebrity hotties she's mediocre at best.

[MJ4H]

Not. She's hot for a normal person, but when compared to other celebrity hotties she's mediocre at best.am i on candid camera?

[KWhit]

She is very average.

I'd put her behind 12 or so girls on this list:

Anna Kournikova 90.97
Shania Twain 86.09
Natalie Portman 86.06
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Faith Hill 77.10
Melissa Stark 75.00
Jennifer Aniston 68.32
Danica Patrick 59.17
Jennifer Garner 47.10
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Cameron Diaz 31.67

[Rizon]

Beyond hot.

[Easy Mac]

She is very average.

I'd put her behind 12 or so girls on this list:Her mammaries would beat the hell out of all of those girls

[rkmsuf]

the word "mammeries" = not hot

[DanGarion]

She is very average.

I'd put her behind 12 or so girls on this list:
You're strange.

[Easy Mac]

the word "mammeries" = not hotmammaries = hot
the word = who cares

[rkmsuf]

mammaries = hot
the word = who cares

mammaries is too maternal

[Daimyo]

I used to think hot, but then after seeing Match Point I have to say not.

[Eaglesfan27]

She is very average.

I'd put her behind 12 or so girls on this list:
I could see the argument for the top few, but behind Gillian, behind Teri (now), and behind Pamela. I have to question your judgment.

[rkmsuf]

maybe he meant he'd get behind 12 or so girls on the list

[Godzilla Blitz]

Maybe I just haven't seen any good photos of her, but I think she's kind of ugly. Outside of her breasts, that is; they are clear winners. Still, overall, average at best.

I vote "Not".

[Butter]

I will repeat what I said somewhere else on these boards....

"she wasn't even the best looking woman in Ghost World". I'm sure most don't agree.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Ugh. I had to watch Ghost World for a class, and I thought she looked great in that movie. Every time I've seen her since, she looks like some mutant 1950's pin-up girl. I've got nothing against 1950's pin-up girls, but I do have something against mutants.

Voted not.

[sabotai]

HOT!

[Raven Hawk]

Like Wasabe!

[Buccaneer]

Ugh. I had to watch Ghost World for a class, and I thought she looked great in that movie. Every time I've seen her since, she looks like some mutant 1950's pin-up girl. I've got nothing against 1950's pin-up girls, but I do have something against mutants.

Voted not.
At least SOMEONE here can actually see her face instead of just her boobs. :mad:

You actually think these pixs put her in the top 3 or so? :confused: :confused:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3085/Events/3085/ScarlettJo_Cohen_4932374_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Johansson,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2888/Events/2888/ScarlettJo_Vespa_4541590_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Johansson,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2668/Events/2668/ScarlettJo_Grani_4200459_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Johansson,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1398/Events/1398/ScarlettJo_Vespa_404748_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Johansson,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3251/Events/3251/ScarlettJo_Cohen_5244682_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Johansson,%20Scarlett

[Pumpy Tudors]

Bucc, of those pictures, only the last one isn't fucking ghastly, and that one ain't great either.

Buccaneer, be my friend.

[JeeberD]

She's as hot as they come!

[Glengoyne]

All I know is that I'm going to vote Hot for everyone, until someone beats out Kournakova. It's just wrong that she's on top.

[Buccaneer]

Bucc, of those pictures, only the last one isn't fucking ghastly, and that one ain't great either.

Buccaneer, be my friend.
We have already kissed so we're there. :) You think some of the kids here needs to put glasses on and get their hands off of their dicks long enough to look?

[Toddzilla]

I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

[Buccaneer]

All I know is that I'm going to vote Hot for everyone, until someone beats out Kournakova. It's just wrong that she's on top.
She's not bad, definitely not "not hot" but so far the choices have been somewhat poor. I actually agree with the bottom 7, in comparison to the others With most of them, I think one can pick 2-3 similar that would be much hotter, but maybe not as famous. For example, Sarah Evans and Terri Clark over Faith Hill; Charlize Theron over Scarlett Johansson and other blondes; and anyone over camel lips chicks. :)

[MJ4H]

We have already kissed so we're there. :) You think some of the kids here needs to put glasses on and get their hands off of their dicks long enough to look?So how is the weather on MARS

[Rizon]

At least SOMEONE here can actually see her face instead of just her boobs. :mad:

You actually think these pixs put her in the top 3 or so? :confused: :confused:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3085/Events/3085/ScarlettJo_Cohen_4932374_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Johansson,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2888/Events/2888/ScarlettJo_Vespa_4541590_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Johansson,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2668/Events/2668/ScarlettJo_Grani_4200459_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Johansson,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1398/Events/1398/ScarlettJo_Vespa_404748_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Johansson,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3251/Events/3251/ScarlettJo_Cohen_5244682_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Johansson,%20Scarlett


Sorry, that's fucking hot. I didn't know she had boobs until that gay guy grabbed them a few weeks ago.

[Fonzie]

Scarlett is a very beautiful woman. Part of what I think is attractive about her is that she does have a somewhat pedestrian appearance. She's a "normal" looking beautiful woman, if that makes any sense.

[Tigercat]

Yea, Scarlett has the best of both worlds. She has the girl next door appeal, and shes got great extensions beyond that(Jolie like lips and great breasts).

[Desnudo]

She's not bad, definitely not "not hot" but so far the choices have been somewhat poor. I actually agree with the bottom 7, in comparison to the others With most of them, I think one can pick 2-3 similar that would be much hotter, but maybe not as famous. For example, Sarah Evans and Terri Clark over Faith Hill; Charlize Theron over Scarlett Johansson and other blondes; and anyone over camel lips chicks. :)

Terri Clark? You like the strong jawed, manly types.

[tucker342]

I would smash, but for a celebrity I would say she's kind of hot

[Drake]

I would eat her like a girl scout cookie.

[cuervo72]

While we're here, there is a pic of Bucc's favorite in the most recent People, in one of their little fashion parades. Looks as if she's all of 83 lbs. I'll take Scarlett, thanks.

[wade moore]

While we're here, there is a pic of Bucc's favorite in the most recent People, in one of their little fashion parades. Looks as if she's all of 83 lbs. I'll take Scarlett, thanks. I'm a little uninformed...

who is bucc's fav?

[Subby]

I'm a little uninformed...

who is bucc's fav? Mangie Harmon

[wade moore]

Mangie Harmon
I see...

[Buccaneer]

Sometimes you have to remember people for what they were.

I've said this before, all Scarlett has to do is not to put on the bozo the clown lipstick nor the Marilyn Monroe wig and she would be fine. Sometimes you judge a person for the public image they want to project (in this case, a 50's bombshell). I didn't like those chicks back then and I don't like the wannabes today.

[Buccaneer]

ps. When do we get a Charlize hot or not poll?

[WSUCougar]

I must concur with my esteemed fellow graybeard from Colorado. Scarlett is a decent actress who has become a glammed-up Hollywood doll. Not hot.

[jeff061]

Beats the more typical whored up Hollywood twig any day.

[MJ4H]

I would break her like a porcelain doll.

[KWhit]

Scarlett is a very beautiful woman. Part of what I think is attractive about her is that she does have a somewhat pedestrian appearance. She's a "normal" looking beautiful woman, if that makes any sense.
Interesting. She's hot because she's not hot.

[wade moore]

I must concur with my esteemed fellow graybeard from Colorado. Scarlett is a decent actress who has become a glammed-up Hollywood doll. Not hot.
I'm not necessarily argueing with his opinion on Scarlett so much as Harmon being numero uno ;)...

[Buccaneer]

I must concur with my esteemed fellow graybeard from Colorado. Scarlett is a decent actress who has become a glammed-up Hollywood doll. Not hot.
Thank you, sir.

As far as Angie, all I see is what she looked like on L&O. I don't know or care what she looked like before or since.

[DanGarion]

http://i.imgur.com/0MODqPsl.jpg

[Danny]

BAZINGA!!!!!!

[Danny]

I miss hot or not :(

[Izulde]

Threesome with Kate Upton and ScarJo FTW.

[BillJasper]

Threesome with Kate Upton and ScarJo FTW.

+1

[Matthean]

http://i.imgur.com/0MODqPsl.jpg

If she's wearing that, she doesn't need a broker. I'll gladly pay for her signature. :lol:

[Flasch186]

I miss hot or not :(


+1

[Danny]

Threesome with Kate Upton and ScarJo FTW.

For the weekend as the first time would likely only last about 7 seconds

[cthomer5000]

It was a more innocent world when Kodos was starting these polls.

[BillJasper]

For the weekend as the first time would likely only last about 7 seconds

You're absolutely right! :D

[Lathum]

Scarlett Johansson Falls Down, Internet Takes Over (http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/10/scarlett-johansson-meme/)

[DougW]

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[BillJasper]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/MVt32qoyhi0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Looks moderately interesting. But I doubt I'll ever see it as my wife despises Scarlett Johansen. :lol:

[claphamsa]

looks fascinating.

[Critch]

looks awful

[NobodyHere]

So if I ingest drugs I can become a superhuman? Kind of like the way I feel when I'm just getting drunk but true?

[DanGarion]

Still hot.

[chadritt]

So if I ingest drugs I can become a superhuman? Kind of like the way I feel when I'm just getting drunk but true?

Yes...except the Dave Matthews Band does not rock /Reference

[ISiddiqui]

I am so tired of the "we only use 10% of our brains, what if we used 100%" movie crap. It's so utterly overplayed (and, not entirely true - we do use 100% of our brain, it's just that most of it controls our involuntary functions, such as breathing and sending blood cells places).

[nol]

Way to spoil the ending - the last hour and a half is just ScarJo consciously telling her heart to beat.

[NobodyHere]

Yes...except the Dave Matthews Band does not rock /Reference

I miss that show

[sabotai]

I am so tired of the "we only use 10% of our brains, what if we used 100%" movie crap. It's so utterly overplayed

This.

Still hot.

And this.

[Karlifornia]

What about Under The Skin, which features her first nude scenes? I mean, what the hell is this thread for?

[chadritt]

I am so tired of the "we only use 10% of our brains, what if we used 100%" movie crap. It's so utterly overplayed (and, not entirely true - we do use 100% of our brain, it's just that most of it controls our involuntary functions, such as breathing and sending blood cells places).

Considering how insane things get, shes manipulating cell phone signals with her hand, im going to choose to take that as a tounge in cheek joke by Besson...whos over the top as a general rule.

[Julio Riddols]

Who is that in the picture she is obviously not sure why she is signing? I saw the boobs too guys, but I tend to linger on things when I like them and inevitably my eyes got tired so I looked at other aspects of the image and that's the honest truth. For real.

But really, who is that? It definitely looks like someone else.

[DougW]

Who is that in the picture she is obviously not sure why she is signing? I saw the boobs too guys, but I tend to linger on things when I like them and inevitably my eyes got tired so I looked at other aspects of the image and that's the honest truth. For real.

But really, who is that? It definitely looks like someone else.

Boobs.

[DanGarion]

What about Under The Skin, which features her first nude scenes? I mean, what the hell is this thread for?

WUT?!?!?!

[Alf]

Looks very much like a Nikita remake.

[Sun Tzu]

Boobs do not make a girl hot. I walk past a dozen women on the way to the office each day that are as hot or hotter than this bitch.

[Blackadar]

Boobs do not make a girl hot. I walk past a dozen women on the way to the office each day that are as hot or hotter than this bitch.

You need new glasses.

[Sun Tzu]

She's just blonde with bewbs. With all sincerity, I see absolutely nothing special about her looks. She isn't especially pretty, and the rest of her body is slightly above-average.

[MacroGuru]

Boobs do not make a girl hot. I walk past a dozen women on the way to the office each day that are as hot or hotter than this bitch.

Yeah, but not all of them are trained assassins right?

[Matthean]

She isn't especially pretty, and the rest of her body is slightly above-average.

Yep, slightly above average.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JJtMjQMNKGk/UeWMAXPWbpI/AAAAAAAACTA/OtDxSjkescM/s400/Scarlett-Johansson.jpg

[Suicane75]

Sister, neighbor, waitress, girl on a train, she's gorgeous.

[QuikSand]

Looks very much like a Nikita remake.

I think he's allowed to do that.

[stevew]

I am so tired of the "we only use 10% of our brains, what if we used 100%" movie crap. It's so utterly overplayed (and, not entirely true - we do use 100% of our brain, it's just that most of it controls our involuntary functions, such as breathing and sending blood cells places).

I have some serious Morgan Freeman fatigue at this point.

[Desnudo]

Yep, slightly above average.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JJtMjQMNKGk/UeWMAXPWbpI/AAAAAAAACTA/OtDxSjkescM/s400/Scarlett-Johansson.jpg

Want to touch the hiney

[vex]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/MVt32qoyhi0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Looks pretty good to me.

[BillJasper]

Yep, slightly above average.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JJtMjQMNKGk/UeWMAXPWbpI/AAAAAAAACTA/OtDxSjkescM/s400/Scarlett-Johansson.jpg

I'd hit it (if I weren't married)!

[ColtCrazy]

She's got curves, a pretty face, and can give the camera that "look" That all works for me.

As for the movie, I'm in. Yeah, it'll be unoriginal…but Columbiana wasn't Oscar material either and it was still damn entertaining.

[Grammaticus]

It looks stupid. The movie, that is.

[DanGarion]

Boobs do not make a girl hot. I walk past a dozen women on the way to the office each day that are as hot or hotter than this bitch.

Try working from home.

Anyway you are wrong.

[Autumn]

If only we could consult some sort of index, a rating scale, to solve these dilemmas.

[Arles]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/MVt32qoyhi0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Looks a bit like a female Limitless (Scarlett instead of Bradley Cooper). Still, I was entertained by Limitless and probably would be by this as well. Seeing Scarlett doesn't hurt either :D

[DanGarion]

If only we could consult some sort of index, a rating scale, to solve these dilemmas.

We did. In fact I still have the entire spreadsheet. She is 17th hottest.

[saldana]

I saw captain America last night and all I could think about hers was that her head is way to big for her body. ..looks wierd

[DanGarion]

http://i.imgur.com/ybqP09H.gif

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I saw captain America last night and all I could think about hers was that her head is way to big for her body. ..looks wierd

You didn't notice car chases, fights, more car chases, more fights and other stuff?

Anyway, dark hair.. yeah. Light? Naa.

[Autumn]

We did. In fact I still have the entire spreadsheet. She is 17th hottest.

Whoosh.

[PilotMan]

I was wondering how long that would take. :lol:

[Autumn]

Sorry, I've been busy ;-)

[DanGarion]

Whoosh.

Right back at you. Sarcasm goes both ways. ;)

[Desnudo]

Have you told her she needs to up her game? 17th...

[Blackadar]

Have you told her she needs to up her game? 17th...

She still #1 to me. Not only is she gorgeous, I think she'd be GGG in bed.

[DanGarion]

https://i.imgur.com/GpWIhRZ.jpg

[BillJasper]

https://i.imgur.com/GpWIhRZ.jpg

That's... disturbing. :eek:

[Autumn]

The weird thing to me is that mask doesn't even look like Scarlett. How weird does her double look, that that is an acceptable improvement?

[MIJB#19]

I was lured into this thread for that!? :rant:

[Sun Tzu]

I'm sticking by my "not."

Having recently moved to Scottsdale, this girl wouldn't be the hottest one in any bar on a Friday night (or even close, for that matter).

[Autumn]

You should become a talent agent, then. You're going to make a killing.

[Matthean]

Looks close to like Black Widow Photoshopped onto Hawkeye.

[DanGarion]

It's the stunt double mask for Scarlett on Jeremy Renner.

[QuikSand]

I'm sticking by my "not."

Having recently moved to Scottsdale, this girl wouldn't be the hottest one in any bar on a Friday night (or even close, for that matter).

Oooh guys he played the SCOTTSDALE card!!!!!

[jeff061]

I'm surprised they don't all just wear a green mask these days and CGI a face on.

[Sun Tzu]

Oooh guys he played the SCOTTSDALE card!!!!!

You've obviously never been to Scottsdale. Without question, this place has the hottest women in the country.

[Matthean]

You've obviously never been to Scottsdale. Without question, this place has the hottest women in the country.

Well it is in Arizona. :D

[Sun Tzu]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KoFBo_mTmFI/UgBggvXTjmI/AAAAAAAABKk/0gz8iGUfOGM/s640/RimShotJohnnyUtah.jpg

[Desnudo]

You've obviously never been to Scottsdale. Without question, this place has the hottest women in the country.

Without QUESTION