Today is the day!

[rkmsuf]

Ring the bell! I'll take the BJ then the steak please.

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Steak and Blowjob Day
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Steak and Blowjob Day is a humorous parody holiday created by radio disc jockey Tom Birdsey in 2002, as a male version of Valentine's day. The day is supposed to be celebrated by women giving "their man" a high quality steak and performing oral sex on him. The day is marked as happening on March 14, a month after Valentine's day. The holiday was created with some promotional intent by the radio station 103.7 FNX in Providence, Rhode Island.

Birdsey's official webpage for the holiday contains links to recipes for steak and oral sex techniques, as well as selling merchandise and offering to send cards with messages such as "March 14th is a day for you/Meat on your plate/And in my mouth too."

The idea has spread beyond Rhode Island to Internet culture, although the date has varied. The date was initially set to March 20th, but in 2003 and subsequent years it was relocated to March 14th, one month after Valentine's Day.

The original message written by Birdsey (and first circulated on the Internet in February 2002) states:

"Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
"Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March. It's like a perpetual love machine!
"The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and bjs."
The original message named March 20th as the actual day, but subsequent repostings of the message list the 14th as the official day. It has however, been know for both dates to be considered correct, and to be celebrated on both days.

[JeeberD]

I just informed the little lady about this but she doesn't seem very receptive... :mad:

[st.cronin]

My lady is way more excited about this holiday than I am.

[DeToxRox]

damn the girl i'm seeing can't cook.

[DeToxRox]

damn the girl i'm seeing can't cook.

[GrantDawg]

I just informed the little lady about this but she doesn't seem very receptive... :mad:


In the same boat.

[rkmsuf]

My lady is way more excited about this holiday than I am.

I'm confused and distrubed by this post.

[rkmsuf]

I just informed the little lady about this but she doesn't seem very receptive... :mad:

forget the steak, go for the bj

[DanGarion]

damn the girl i'm seeing can't cook.
Then just get two of the "bj" portion.

[DeToxRox]

Then just get two of the "bj" portion.

Touche.

[bbor]

Woohoo...we both get steak today....mine will be the prime rib version....she will get the tube steak:D

[Draft Dodger]

I'm confused and distrubed by this post.

he's a vegetarian

[rkmsuf]

he's a vegetarian

ah but is she? he can salvage something here.

[Draft Dodger]

Woohoo...we both get steak today....mine will be the prime rib version....she will get the tube steak:D

I know a girl, she lives on the hill
she won't do it...but her sister will

[SnDvls]

he's a vegetarian


is he a priest too? :D .500 ain't bad.

[Drake]

I just informed the little lady about this but she doesn't seem very receptive... :mad:

Oddly enough, that's exactly most men's reaction to Valentine's Day...but we still have to fulfill our obligations.

[bbor]

Oddly enough, that's exactly most men's reaction to Valentine's Day...but we still have to fulfill our obligations.

Good point!

[Eaglesfan27]

I just informed the little lady about this but she doesn't seem very receptive... :mad:


Did you get her something good for Valentine's Day?

[GrantDawg]

Well, I'm going to buy steaks for the grill. Here's for hoping.

[JeeberD]

Did you get her something good for Valentine's Day?

We both agreed that a small V-Day was in order because we're saving for the wedding. However, I did get a really nice bouquet of roses sent to her office and apparently all the ladies there were jealous.

I deserve my steak and bj, dammit!

[Eaglesfan27]

We both agreed that a small V-Day was in order because we're saving for the wedding. However, I did get a really nice bouquet of roses sent to her office and apparently all the ladies there were jealous.

I deserve my steak and bj, dammit!


Yes, you do.


I'm off today. Wife just called and she is on her way home from work with steaks! :)

[Celeval]

We both agreed that a small V-Day was in order.

Then obviously you need a small steak. Small is already covered in the other activity.

[MizzouRah]

I don't get steak, but the bj didn't get a "no", it got a "maybe". :)

[ISiddiqui]

Though it is kind of scary this holiday is the Eve of the Ides of March... Don't trust the wives with knives fellas.. :eek:

[Raiders Army]

Alabama Cow tests positive for Mad Cow Disease:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11809760/

[ISiddiqui]

Btw, don't you guys think a beer should have been part of this holiday?

:cheers:

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

um, I thought every day was steak and bj day?

[AlexB]

I deserve my steak and bj, dammit!

Yes, you do. I'm off today.

:eek:

[cuervo72]

Wow, I just had a nice prime rib at Outback, too.

The other part, I'm not even going to ask about. I realistically place those odds somewhere around winning the lottery.

[st.cronin]

um, I thought every day was steak and bj day?

My lady agrees with you. Me, mostly I just want a day off.

[Airhog]

um, I thought every day was steak and bj day?


Arles is a lucky man!

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Arles is a lucky man!

Heh. I didn't say I observed... :cheesy:

[Raiders Army]

Heh. I didn't say I observed... :cheesy:
Bah. Tease.

[Neuqua]

Roses are red, violets are bue
I'm eating my sirloin
You know what to do!

[Surtt]

I thought it was Pi day...

[Draft Dodger]

My lady agrees with you. Me, mostly I just want a day off.

you do know you're intended to be on the receiving end, right? it's not that much work, other than maybe holding her hair back and saying "thank you" when it's over before rolling over and falling asleep. if it is work, you probably aren't doing it right.

[SackAttack]

This thread is filled with entirely too much information.

[st.cronin]

you do know you're intended to be on the receiving end, right? it's not that much work, other than maybe holding her hair back and saying "thank you" when it's over before rolling over and falling asleep. if it is work, you probably aren't doing it right.

I should probably not post for a while.

[duckman]

This definitely beats Talk Like A Pirate Day.






HAR!

[Draft Dodger]

This definitely beats Talk Like A Pirate Day.






HAR!

just don't try to combine the two days - you end up with hrmmmph

[DeToxRox]

just don't try to combine the two days - you end up with hrmmmph

I think I did earlier.

I got an "ARRRGGHH" and now she needs an eye patch.

[Ksyrup]

This definitely beats Talk Like A Pirate Day.






HAR!

Yes, but Talk Like a Pirate Day is the only day between the two of them that you can enjoy by yourself. Unless you're extremely flexible.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Yes, but Talk Like a Pirate Day is the only day between the two of them that you can enjoy by yourself. Unless you're extremely flexible.

The one eye thing would come in handy though..

[JeeberD]

um, I thought every day was steak and bj day?

Would you mind having a woman to woman chat with my woman?

k thz

[bbor]

All i have to say is....


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

That was NICE!:D

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Would you mind having a woman to woman chat with my woman?

k thz

Sure, have her call me. :kiss:

[Airhog]

All i have to say is....


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

That was NICE!:D


well, I know you didnt get a bj, so what kind of steak was it? :D

[Karlifornia]

lol@this thread

[BYU 14]

ARGH!!!!!

I didn't see this thread and got conned!!!! The Wife told me it was Chicken and cunnilingus day yesterday!!! Damn her!!

[Raiders Army]

ARGH!!!!!

I didn't see this thread and got conned!!!! The Wife told me it was Chicken and cunnilingus day yesterday!!! Damn her!!
LOL. That's awesome, even if it's not true.

[rkmsuf]

Late Breaking News:

Dolphins | Culpepper travels to Miami
Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:25:38 -0800

Jay Glazer of FOXSports.com, reports the newly aquired Dante Culpepper flew to Miami with a female companion last night. Unnamed sources are saying that Culpepper had a hearty steak dinner upon arrival and then the woman preceded to blow him.

[GrantDawg]

I enjoyed my holiday. :)

[bbor]

well, I know you didnt get a bj, so what kind of steak was it? :D



LOL

[wade moore]

Subby's thread meant it was time to bump this thread.

[KevinNU7]

And now I get SkyDog's reference. Do you guys have this in your calendars or something?

[wade moore]

And now I get SkyDog's reference. Do you guys have this in your calendars or something?

I had to IM SkyDog and ask what the heck he was talking about. It reminded me that there was a thread, so I did a search for it.

It's a month after Valentine's day, so if you remember that I can see how it would trigger in your mind when someone starts a thread about Steak on the 13th - but I didn't remember.

[cuervo72]

Still haven't won that lottery.

[rkmsuf]

Shorty got his first bj while posting at FOFC and eating steak. Beat that.

[Subby]

Just fyi guys - don't forget that you don't actually have to GIVE someone a blowjob to get a steak tomorrow. It doesn't actually work that way...

*looks at jeeber*

[Karlifornia]

If you give a dead cow a blowjob, does that mean you're a Patriot?

[JeeberD]

Just fyi guys - don't forget that you don't actually have to GIVE someone a blowjob to get a steak tomorrow. It doesn't actually work that way...

*looks at jeeber*

:o



I actually reminded the wife about this last week. Last night she was asking me what kind of steak I wanted, so hopefully she won't conveniently forget...

[Eaglesfan27]

And now I get SkyDog's reference. Do you guys have this in your calendars or something?


Absolutely.

[Pyser]

There appears to be some debate over exactly which day this "holiday" is, but I've always heard March 14th, to be one month later than Valentine's Day, which is for the ladies.

Anyway, men, March 14th. Steak and blowjobs. Make it happen.

[JeeberD]

Well fuck, the wife and I just got into a big argument...my fault, of course. :rolleyes:

Looks like my holiday is probably down the tubes. :(

[st.cronin]

Well fuck, the wife and I just got into a big argument...my fault, of course. :rolleyes:

Looks like my holiday is probably down the tubes. :(

Ummmm ... if you get into a fight before Valentine's Day, are you excused from getting flowers? I think not.

[Pyser]

this thread deserves a better title.

[Easy Mac]

And now I get SkyDog's reference. Do you guys have this in your calendars or something?

I subscribe to calendars offered by Apple on their website. I think its part of the Christian Holidays one or something like that.

[AZSpeechCoach]

I'm trying to celebrate, but the wife is holding out for cheesecake and pink taco munching first. Where's the love?

[JeeberD]

Ummmm ... if you get into a fight before Valentine's Day, are you excused from getting flowers? I think not.


This morning she asked me again what kind of steak I wanted, and asked me to stop by the store on my way home from work to pick it up. Guess life might be good after all... :)

[Draft Dodger]

<-- just had steak.

[Warhammer]

I'm trying to celebrate, but the wife is holding out for cheesecake and pink taco munching first. Where's the love?

And the problem here is....

[Ksyrup]

So it's THAT day again, and if the little lady is not as receptive as you might like, just remind her that what comes around goes around...because today is also Pi Day!

[korme]

i'm going out to eat with a bunch of vegetarian guys today

i don't think i'm going to succeed

[rkmsuf]

i'm going out to eat with a bunch of vegetarian guys today

i don't think i'm going to succeed

they might blow you and then you can get the steak later

[MikeVic]

i'm going out to eat with a bunch of vegetarian guys today

i don't think i'm going to succeed

So you want a steak and BJ from the guys?

[korme]

absolutely......................not (borat style)

[MikeVic]

NOT absolutely.

[Pumpy Tudors]

What is this "BJ" you guys speak of?

[Dr. Sak]

they might blow you and then you can get the steak later

The vegetarians have to get their protein somehow.

[Anthony]

I should probably never post again.

don't tease me like that.

[Draft Dodger]

What is this "BJ" you guys speak of?

it's a guy thing. you wouldn't understand

[rkmsuf]

What is this "BJ" you guys speak of?

On the left.


http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2659/210716819a657bac71bnk8.jpg

[rkmsuf]

I wonder if Chad Kroeger is celebrating today.

[MikeVic]

Does he buy himself a steak?

[JeeberD]

Friday was a good day... :)

[Crim]

My wife does not subscribe to Steak & BJ Day. So, as for the past three years, I am living vicariously through you fellas.

[DanGarion]

It's that day again!!!!!

[cuervo72]

I'll probably eat my leftovers from Outback tonight, so there's that.

[johnnyshaka]

Gold!! My wife pulled out steaks for dinner tonight...could I be the luckiest man in the world!?!?!

[cuervo72]

I'll probably eat my leftovers from Outback tonight, so there's that.

And no, they are not the leftovers from 2006.

[JediKooter]

I always thought that this day was the day after Valentines Day.

[johnnyshaka]

I always thought that this day was the day after Valentines Day.

A woman giving it up two days in a row...pfffft, please. ;)

[JediKooter]

Haha! Well, I thought Valentine's was for her and February 15th was for us. :D

[Suicane75]

I'd settle for some meatloaf and a woman rubbing against me in the elevator.

[JediKooter]

What if Meatloaf was rubbing a woman in the elevator with you in it?

[Suicane75]

At this point I probably wouldn't mind watching. Can I have a Ham sandwich whilst?

[JediKooter]

Ham sandwiches for everyone!

[Pumpy Tudors]

I'd settle for some meatloaf and a woman rubbing against me in the elevator.
That's exactly what I got today.

[Suburban Rhythm]

My son had hockey tonight, and we stopped at Steak n Shake. Sadly I have a feeling that's as close as I'm getting tonight.

[Suburban Rhythm]

Bump

[Logan]

This thread makes me miss the (semi) old days of FOFC.

[Sun Tzu]

My Wife is well aware of this day, and she has always come through. Count it.

[Suburban Rhythm]

Bump

[Matthean]

I thought this was going to be about Pi day.

Celebrate Pi Day with a Free Slice from Grand Traverse Pie Co. | MyNorth.com (http://mynorth.com/2014/03/celebrate-pi-day-with-a-free-slice-from-grand-traverse-pie-co/)

[Suburban Rhythm]

I thought this was going to be about Pi day.

Celebrate Pi Day with a Free Slice from Grand Traverse Pie Co. | MyNorth.com (http://mynorth.com/2014/03/celebrate-pi-day-with-a-free-slice-from-grand-traverse-pie-co/)

If you're a gentleman, it should be "pie day" too...

You meant pi?

I've said too much...

;)

[cuervo72]

Still haven't won that lottery.

Still nothing.

[path12]

OMG OMG OMG.

We have friends taking us out to Ruth's Chris tonight and my wife is leaving on Sunday to visit friends back East for a week......so things are lookin' up for tonight!

[bryce]

rezzies at Bob's Steak & Chop House tomorrow...

[Sun Tzu]

My Wife is picking up a nice Porterhouse for me today. Yes. It will be a good day.

[TroyF]

Lent. . . . I have no chance today. I wonder if there is a card for rain checks on this.

[johnnyshaka]

Gold!! My wife pulled out steaks for dinner tonight...could I be the luckiest man in the world!?!?!

Noticed steaks in the fridge this morning...OMG!

[Matthean]

Noticed I don't have wife...wait.

[path12]

Noticed I don't have wife...wait.

If you're flexible enough you could still celebrate.

[Alf]

I'm wearing my "PI" tee-shirt but I'd be happy with that other day option too :)

[Suburban Rhythm]

OMG OMG OMG.

We have friends taking us out to Ruth's Chris tonight and my wife is leaving on Sunday to visit friends back East for a week......so things are lookin' up for tonight!

Exactly how close would you describe this friendship?

[MizzouRah]

OMG OMG OMG.

We have friends taking us out to Ruth's Chris tonight and my wife is leaving on Sunday to visit friends back East for a week......so things are lookin' up for tonight!

Hate to see that bill.. :D

[path12]

Exactly how close would you describe this friendship?

Not close enough that they should be buying us a steak dinner but we dog-sat for them over Christmas and they are insisting on going there......she sees my wife as a kind of surrogate mom. So probably no chance for an extra blowjob, but I'd be fine with just the one.

[cuervo72]

Still nothing.

Bump.

[Suicane75]

Hey pal, you tellin or askin?

[cuervo72]

Just lamenting another year of non-observance.