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rkmsuf
03-14-2006, 02:58 PM
now that's cool. steak and bj day is on Einstein's birthday.
Solecismic
03-14-2006, 02:58 PM
I believe today should be a holiday, right up there with any we celebrate (aside from Freedom Day, which is different).

Today would be Albert Einstein's 127th birthday, if he had managed to conquer aging among his many amazing accomplishments.

http://www.time.com/time/time100/poc/magazine/albert_einstein5a.html

This set of articles, published as he was honored as Time Magazine's Person of the Century, illustrates why we should take a moment tonight to think about the contribution of science in our lives.
GrantDawg
03-14-2006, 03:00 PM
Nope, it is already steak and bj day. Let's don't get it confused with something that doesn't end in oral sex.
Eaglesfan27
03-14-2006, 03:00 PM
and the timestamp bug is back ladies and gentlemen...

FM


I was just about to post this, but I might still be first.
FrogMan
03-14-2006, 03:01 PM
and the timestamp bug is back ladies and gentlemen...

FM
Klinglerware
03-14-2006, 03:02 PM
I was just about to post this, but I might still be first.

Classic.
FrogMan
03-14-2006, 03:03 PM
I was just about to post this, but I might still be first.

you indeed preceded my posting about it, even quoting what I was about to say, wow!

FM
Solecismic
03-14-2006, 03:06 PM
From what I've read about Einstein, I'm sure he'd appreciate the connection and want us to use his work to help convince our wives to partake in the holiday properly.

Sure beats going to a public place and waving a flag.

Now, when talking to a woman about the bj, remember to mention Einstein's Theory of Relativity. As it approaches her mouth, it may appear a lot larger than it really is, so don't worry about taking everything in at once.
rkmsuf
03-14-2006, 03:07 PM
From what I've read about Einstein, I'm sure he'd appreciate the connection and want us to use his work to help convince our wives to partake in the holiday properly.

Sure beats going to a public place and waving a flag.

Now, when talking to a woman about the bj, remember to mention Einstein's Theory of Relativity. As it approaches her mouth, it may appear a lot larger than it really is, so don't worry about taking everything in at once.

now that's funny
WSUCougar
03-14-2006, 03:25 PM
Front Office Fellatio?!?
Greyroofoo
03-14-2006, 04:25 PM
I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that
kcchief19
03-14-2006, 04:32 PM
Now that's a worthy application of science.
GrantDawg
03-14-2006, 08:39 PM
From what I've read about Einstein, I'm sure he'd appreciate the connection and want us to use his work to help convince our wives to partake in the holiday properly.

Sure beats going to a public place and waving a flag.

Now, when talking to a woman about the bj, remember to mention Einstein's Theory of Relativity. As it approaches her mouth, it may appear a lot larger than it really is, so don't worry about taking everything in at once.


Sir, I salute you.