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korme
03-16-2006, 10:42 AM
The topic formerly known as March Madness Thread

March Madness kicks off in about 20 minutes.

JeeberD
03-16-2006, 10:42 AM
You're getting lazy in your old age, Shortstuff... ;)

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=48079

korme
03-16-2006, 10:45 AM
Disregard! Abort this thread (unless yer Senator and would like to comment on a Shorty sighting)!

Coffee Warlord
03-16-2006, 10:46 AM
Oooooh. A virgin thread, subject to be molded to whatever topic we desire.

JeeberD
03-16-2006, 10:51 AM
I think in this thread we should discuss hot chicks...

WSUCougar
03-16-2006, 10:51 AM
Kirby Puckett

R.I.P.

korme
03-16-2006, 10:54 AM
Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.

DaddyTorgo
03-16-2006, 10:55 AM
Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.

ROTFLMAO

Franklinnoble
03-16-2006, 10:58 AM
This will not end well.

st.cronin
03-16-2006, 11:01 AM
I want to talk about Phil Plantier.

JeeberD
03-16-2006, 11:02 AM
He was an Astro for 1/8 of a season. He sucked balls. The end.

rkmsuf
03-16-2006, 11:03 AM
I say we talk about Shorty's mother.

Samdari
03-16-2006, 11:24 AM
Why would a virgin thread not be about virgins? I like virgins lets talk about them.

DaddyTorgo
03-16-2006, 11:27 AM
apparently Adriana Lima is still a virgin...according to her.

discuss.

JeeberD
03-16-2006, 11:28 AM
I heard that too. We need pics of Ms Lima...

Coffee Warlord
03-16-2006, 11:29 AM
Why would a virgin thread not be about virgins? I like virgins lets talk about them.

Why? If they're not good enough for anyone else, they aren't good enough for you.

Tigercat
03-16-2006, 12:41 PM
I want to talk about Phil Plantier.

Fuckin' Phil Plantier. His baseball cards back in the day became the most sought after and well priced cards around. And what do I do? I trade for them all. I horde them like there is no tomorrow.

I hate that bum. May Phil Plantier trade his entire fortune for a crate full of Todd Van Popple cards!

st.cronin
03-16-2006, 12:44 PM
Fuckin' Phil Plantier. His baseball cards back in the day became the most sought after and well priced cards around. And what do I do? I trade for them all. I horde them like there is no tomorrow.

I hate that bum. May Phil Plantier trade his entire fortune for a crate full of Todd Van Popple cards!

His rookie strat-o-matic card is extremely valuable.

SackAttack
03-16-2006, 01:03 PM
apparently Adriana Lima is still a virgin...according to her.

discuss.

Jose Lima's wife? So, what, both her children were immaculately conceived?

JeeberD
03-16-2006, 01:07 PM
Please tell me you're joking...

Honolulu_Blue
03-16-2006, 01:09 PM
The state of this thread is just further evidence that the folks here at FOFC just have absolutely no clue what to do with a virgin.

rkmsuf
03-16-2006, 01:11 PM
Please tell me you're joking...


for some reason I don't think he is

biological warrior
03-16-2006, 03:31 PM
Speaking of virgins: Are any famous actors/actresses and athletes out there virgins?
Off the top of my head I think
Mark Brunnell and AC Green were before marriage.

Draft Dodger
03-16-2006, 03:34 PM
I think this is a good place to announce that I am not, in fact, a virgin

WSUCougar
03-16-2006, 04:08 PM
Speaking of virgins: Are any famous actors/actresses and athletes out there virgins?
Off the top of my head I think Mark Brunnell and AC Green were before marriage.
No shit? Where have I been. I had no idea that Mark Brunell married A.C. Green.

st.cronin
03-16-2006, 04:10 PM
Speaking of virgins: Are any famous actors/actresses and athletes out there virgins?
Off the top of my head I think
Mark Brunnell and AC Green were before marriage.

Dakota Fanning? Just a guess.