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DaddyTorgo
03-17-2006, 06:05 PM
buy Maximum Football and start a dynasty report!
st.cronin
03-17-2006, 06:05 PM
... in the parking lot.

What should I do with it?
DaddyTorgo
03-17-2006, 06:06 PM
TIMESTAMP BUG!
panerd
03-17-2006, 06:06 PM
Crack and a hooker
cartman
03-17-2006, 06:09 PM
Don't buy rubbers and cologne, it's probably a counterfeit.
Raiders Army
03-17-2006, 06:10 PM
Is it real?
JeeberD
03-17-2006, 06:12 PM
Hey, I'm missing a c-note!
RPI-Fan
03-17-2006, 06:15 PM
Funny, I was in the bank about two weeks ago and had a similar incident.

Took some money out of the ATM, and for some reason decided to get a receipt. Looked at it quickly, and then instead of putting it in my pocket and taking it home like I almost always do, I went to throw it out. I wasn't sure the little thing attached to the wall was a garbage so I opened the lid to look inside, instead of just tossing the paper inside like I normally would.

And I find a nice little 20-spot in there. :cool:
sabotai
03-17-2006, 06:27 PM
Two chicks at the same time.
Franklinnoble
03-17-2006, 06:36 PM
http://www.gfa.org/gfa/sponsorachild

$100 buys four months food, clothing, medical care, and education for a kid in asia.
Ironhead
03-17-2006, 06:37 PM
I look at things like that as a "little gift from the gods". Whenever I stumble upon good look like that I make sure to 1) spend it on my family or 2) be generous with it in some way.
Raiders Army
03-17-2006, 06:40 PM
Buy some alcohol and post in the Ping: Drunk Guy thread.
st.cronin
03-17-2006, 06:41 PM
http://www.gfa.org/gfa/sponsorachild

$100 buys four months food, clothing, medical care, and education for a kid in asia.

well, but, it also buys 5 lap dances... decisions, decisions
Lorena
03-17-2006, 06:42 PM
Get a massage
Franklinnoble
03-17-2006, 06:46 PM
well, but, it also buys 5 lap dances... decisions, decisions

What's a starving 9 year old in Asia going to do with 5 lap dances?
amdaily
03-17-2006, 06:48 PM
Two chicks at the same time.


http://www.gfa.org/gfa/sponsorachild

$100 buys four months food, clothing, medical care, and education for a kid in asia.


I know it shouldn't be, but this is a tought choice :(

On second thought, just do this, it should offend less people :D

Buy some alcohol and post in the Ping: Drunk Guy thread.

See you there!
Young Drachma
03-17-2006, 06:50 PM
... in the parking lot.

What should I do with it?

Oh, buy a laptop for a kid in a 3rd world country.

Surely, that's what they'd want.
rexallllsc
03-17-2006, 06:52 PM
... in the parking lot.

What should I do with it?

A) Crack
B) Hooker
C) A and B
rexallllsc
03-17-2006, 06:52 PM
Oh, buy a laptop for a kid in a 3rd world country.

Surely, that's what they'd want.

It's so ridiculous that it sounds like something that would be parodied on The Simpsons.
bbor
03-17-2006, 07:23 PM
Donate to the human fund.
stevew
03-30-2006, 02:38 PM
I found a 10 dollar bill on the way walking home. It is possible that it was rained on or something. I haven't seen new 10 dollar bills yet, but can someone confirm that the ink on the right side says "We the People?" I think I am going to spend my newly found 10 dollars on something cool, but I havent decided yet.
rkmsuf
03-30-2006, 02:40 PM
Be on the lookout for candid camera.
Draft Dodger
03-30-2006, 02:41 PM
I found a 10 dollar bill on the way walking home. It is possible that it was rained on or something. I haven't seen new 10 dollar bills yet, but can someone confirm that the ink on the right side says "We the People?" I think I am going to spend my newly found 10 dollars on something cool, but I havent decided yet.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Business/09ca2f1d-86ce-4cab-9859-0d4c13d85b82_sp.jpeg
stevew
03-30-2006, 02:41 PM
grassy ass.
Senator
03-30-2006, 02:42 PM
Put it in a mason jar and bury it!
stevew
03-30-2006, 02:42 PM
Dola, looks like bolivian currency or something.
Butter
03-30-2006, 02:44 PM
I found a $100 in a pack of ones from the bank once. I was opening up a new pack at some cashier job I had... I took a $1 out of my wallet, then slipped it into the "deck"... then slipped out the $100 and put it in my pocket. We ate out nice that night.

But the other week, my 3 year old found a $20 bill on the floor at Wal-Mart... so naturally, we had to have him turn it in. The service desk people gave him a 50-cent "reward"... but you just know that $20 is just going in someone else's pocket. What else can you do, though?
moriarty
03-30-2006, 02:53 PM
well, but, it also buys 5 lap dances... decisions, decisions

Cheap bastard. At least give the girls a tip for dancing on your nasty lap.
st.cronin
03-30-2006, 03:57 PM
The winning entry was

Martell Cordon Bleu
And a day at www.ojocaliente.com with my little woman
Anthony
03-30-2006, 04:16 PM
why don't you go to a public place and be that guy who lights a $100 bill on fire so he can light his cigar? i've always wanted to do that.