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[MJ4H]

In this thread, we fail to compl

[PackerFanatic]

I conc

[Huckleberry]

Of all college sports teams, the Razorbacks are by far the g

[Coffee Warlord]

 

[Franklinnoble]

Best thread title ev

[Greyroofoo]

dol

[Ramzavail]

Tony Soprano is not d

[Groundhog]

What a stupid idea fo

[Airhog]

oh shi

[Tigercat]

Maximum Foo

[cartman]

Suck my q

[st.cronin]

I just had hot se

[NoMyths]

Oh my god, there's a dead h

[Passacaglia]

I don't underst

[Antmeister]

What is the poi

[st.cronin]

By the way, these sentences are not technically incomplete; they are instead

[Pumpy Tudors]

This makes me feel even better than the time I ra

[Lorena]

What the he

[st.cronin]

By the way, have you all heard that Tom Cruise and Hillary Clinton are pe

[PackerFanatic]

Cronin, stop being so

[st.cronin]

Cronin, stop being so

Don't talk to me like that on a day when I'm wearing officially licensed P

[Pumpy Tudors]

I would love to see a later thread in which we all have fun completing these sen

[PackerFanatic]

Thats not a

[tarcone]

Who thought of th

[Pumpy Tudors]

Are you talking to me? Well, FU

[Glengoyne]

This thread is fu

[Antmeister]

I thought st.cronin was a saint, not a

[Franklinnoble]

There's an idea... a Mad Libs thr

[Tigercat]

I am a stud who enjoys disco dancing. So from now on call me disco stu

[McSweeny]

this is so la

[Karlifornia]

Wouldn't you know it, I was watching a porno today, and the virgin mary appeared to me right in Nina Knockers gaping va

[JeeberD]

This thread makes my

[PackerFanatic]

Radio, you are so fu

[Julio Riddols]

I want the gang at FOFC to be the first to know, so before I tell my mom, or my dad, or my girlfriend, I'm going to say it here. I'm

[Eaglesfan27]

I need more

[SirFozzie]

Jack Bauer wants you to tell him where the bo

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I'm totally hot for J

[Groundhog]

IMO, there are few sights nicer than an inviting, warm, soft, wet pu

[tanglewood]

This thread

[tanglewood]

I need more

BZZZT, that's a

[QuikSand]

BRILLIA

[JeeberD]

I'm totally hot for J

Oh my god, I think I ju

[Antmeister]

Oh my god, I think I ju

I think you meant to say jack-

[Klinglerware]

.

[JeeberD]

http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/JeeberD/confused.jpg

[cthomer5000]

The one thing I've always wanted to do is

[Bonegavel]

You are a dum
think that anyone
interested
like this .

[MizzouRah]

Work su

[Groundhog]

I kn

[mhass]

So, anyway, I'm sitting on the bed in the hotel room and in walks

[MikeVic]

Hahahaha. I laughed so hard at th

[King of New York]

I am sure that this thread is not at all funny to those whose jobs require them to read essays written by poorly educated students who would believe all of the sentences in these various posts to be, in fact, grammatically co

[EagleFan]

I think we need to fi

[tucker rocky]

I feel an urge to take a sh

[Crim]

Don't you guys think we ought to

[Qwikshot]

This isn't

[tarcone]

Im driving down the road , when i look up and see a na

[WSUCougar]

Kirby Puck

[Butter]

"Kirby Puckett" is not a

[WSUCougar]

Yeah, but it's the

[Crim]

Oh, shut the f

[MJ4H]

bum

[st.cronin]

I really think that, Eli Manning, at least when compared to Tom Brady,

[Lorena]

I'm aching all over from

[Groundhog]

Yeah, me too. Too much s

[st.cronin]

Don't tell this thread is going to become n

[SirFozzie]

The Thre ki will be mi

[st.cronin]

Not, SirFozzie, as long as I draw

[SirFozzie]

That can be easily arran

[kingfc22]

So I figured I ought to stop by and

[kingfc22]

dol

I hope people don't los

[marshall881]

I just applied the clear and the cream and now my

[Qwikshot]

This is getting

[Lorena]

Can this possibly surpass the

[tucker rocky]

This is getting

bigger.

[tucker rocky]

Paris Hilton...

[MJ4H]

Bu

[st.cronin]

I painted my girlfriend's c

[Joe]

I painted my girlfriend's c

cock?

[DanGarion]

OOTP2006 Is teh b

[Lorena]

I painted my girlfriend's c

cat?

[st.cronin]

I don't think people understand the theme of this particular

[WVUFAN]

You should post incomplete sentences in binary co

[SirFozzie]

jbmagic wants to know if the incomplete sentences bug is fi

[st.cronin]

jbmagic wants to know if the incomplete sentences bug is fi

Only if he promises not to edit or

[Julio Riddols]

I just want to hit myself repeatedly in the ba

[Lorena]

I drank so much water I...

[twothree]

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[kingfc22]

I just got h

[Bonegavel]

I just got out of the shower, slipped, and broke my

[Coffee Warlord]

How on earth did this thread get

[st.cronin]

How on earth did this thread get

Personally, I blame

[NoMyths]

I

[MJ4H]

Time for another periodi

[cartman]

What unfinish sentence better,

[Passacaglia]

Why is the title of this thread incom

The title is not supposed to be a sent

[Coffee Warlord]

U r teh

[MizzouRah]

Nothing like a big plate of sp

[MikeVic]

Whatever you do, make sure you remember to l

[fantastic flying froggies]

this thread is getting out of h

[mhass]

Kill all the

[Subby]

PSUColonel is a fucking inbred nitwi

[Pumpy Tudors]

Capsicu

[Kodos]

My father told me one thing that is more important than anything I've ever been told: He said "Son, all you need to be happy is

[Julio Riddols]

My father told me one thing that is more important than anything I've ever been told: He said "Son, all you need to be happy is

Q.F.

[JeeberD]

Damn, the new Caramel Baileys is fuc

[duckman]

Texas sucks big don

[Izulde]

Showering with a hot girl is

[Crim]

Wasn't this alrea

[st.cronin]

What you say

[Izulde]

Someone set us up the b

[JeeberD]

I shouldn't have eaten the whole pi

[MJ4H]

You're damn r

[Greyroofoo]

She told me she was

[Julio Riddols]

Previously, I had heard she wasn't

[Oilers9911]

My nutsack is covered with

[Lorena]

Capsicu

Must.... refrain...

[sterlingice]

Talk about your thread necroma

SI

[JeeberD]

I don't wanna go to w

[duckman]

I hate driving in the sn

[fantastic flying froggies]

I don't wanna go to w

why don't you call in s

[mrsimperless]

This thread should stop right here. Period.

[MJ4H]

Please stay on topi

[Greyroofoo]

stop causing trou

[Pumpy Tudors]

asswhi

[st.cronin]

Is there any doubt in anybody's mind that someday t

[finkenst]

fucking eli

[Izulde]

What happens if I

[AnalBumCover]

I can't believe I've been missing all the fu

[dbd1963]

Buncha post wh

[st.cronin]

Wait, these posts actually cou

[AlexB]

fucking eli

Isn't this a full sentence, you cu

[AlexB]

nnig double blu

[dbd1963]

Undoubtedly, in a display of sheer verbal prowess, if it were indeed a desired thing, as it could be argued perhaps, though not on all counts, for there are others who hold an opposite opinion, and of these, there are those among us with the strongest voices, and they are heard as they resoundingly pronounce their decree, though for my part, were it asked, indubitably it would become known, or indeed should be known before the fact, that it were proscribed from being uttered by those about whom it is said, "they never knew the joys of an unexpressed thought", but of these, to be sure, it is well that we put them by them when they speak, for in their way they do much to undercut the magnaminity of the whole, and this is a very bad thing without doubt, so that I feel it is of enormous moment, the highest concern, to make certain that all know these things that were in themselves of such little account, but taken together, they grow to surpassing importance, or even, if I may make so bold, of precious concern, so that in the end, we know what it truly means to say, nay, pronounce with clearest accents, boldness undaunted, straightforward and erect in our seats, as if to say that here we spoke, and uttered, that which we began to say, and carried on until the end, when there were no more things said, and in the falling silent, no things left to say.

No, it is not a comple

[Lorena]

Undoubtedly, in a display of sheer verbal prowess, if it were indeed a desired thing, as it could be argued perhaps, though not on all counts, for there are others who hold an opposite opinion, and of these, there are those among us with the strongest voices, and they are heard as they resoundingly pronounce their decree, though for my part, were it asked, indubitably it would become known, or indeed should be known before the fact, that it were proscribed from being uttered by those about whom it is said, "they never knew the joys of an unexpressed thought", but of these, to be sure, it is well that we put them by them when they speak, for in their way they do much to undercut the magnaminity of the whole, and this is a very bad thing without doubt, so that I feel it is of enormous moment, the highest concern, to make certain that all know these things that were in themselves of such little account, but taken together, they grow to surpassing importance, or even, if I may make so bold, of precious concern, so that in the end, we know what it truly means to say, nay, pronounce with clearest accents, boldness undaunted, straightforward and erect in our seats, as if to say that here we spoke, and uttered, that which we began to say, and carried on until the end, when there were no more things said, and in the falling silent, no things left to say.

No, it is not a comple

I'm not reading this without

[Crim]

You had me at Undoubte

[MizzouRah]

Yesterday, there were so many thin

[fantastic flying froggies]

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed

[st.cronin]

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else took up this particular variant.

[MJ4H]

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have

[st.cronin]

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have

possibly disagree more.

[Tigercat]

because most sentences in this thread stop in the back instead of the front.

[Tigercat]

the middle is also

[Butter]

told anyone, but st. cronin is a

[st.cronin]

the middle is also

people are using punctuation;

[st.cronin]

told anyone, but st. cronin is a

to do something about artificially inflated

[Butter]

isn't as easy as it

[st.cronin]

when Peyton Manning wins

[Tigercat]

when Peyton Manning wins

as much as Brady porn.

[st.cronin]

as much as Brady porn.

, whatever you might think of Evangelical Christianity (and I assume

[Tigercat]

, whatever you might think of Evangelical Christianity (and I assume

say that Jesus enjoyed whores?

[st.cronin]

say that Jesus enjoyed whores?

, as implied by a metaphorical reading of Deuteronomy, piercings

[tucker rocky]

Rehab is li

[MJ4H]

The thread that wou

[MJ4H]

This message board is not f

[twothree]

police utilized this topless woman to

[Pumpy Tudors]

Happy New Y

[JeffNights]

I have just discovered this thread.

[sterlingice]

That's not an incomplete se

SI

[Neon_Chaos]

Sweet thr

[MJ4H]

bum

[dbd1963]

the fuck are you

[digamma]

go fuck your

[AlexB]

your mother

[Lorena]

You are what you

[dbd1963]

my hand then.

[Crim]

still doing this?

[Marc Vaughan]

a janitor with a huge broom who

[Antmeister]

skipping in lilacs is a manly

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I honestly can't think of

[Crim]

a big sock, though, and

[Bad-example]

I thought this was a thread about

[EagleFan]

The counterpart to this thread never gets

[MJ4H]

bu

[Chief Rum]

MJ4

[britrock88]

What a nec-

[ColtCrazy]

Down to my last $20 and I really want to pick up a h