Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 25: Sarah Jessica Parker

[Kodos]

Sex In The City's Sarah Jessica Parker marks the return of Celebrity Hot or Not to FOFC.


Anna Kournikova 90.97
Kate Beckinsale 90.51
Scarlett Johansen 86.45
Shania Twain 86.09
Natalie Portman 86.06
Charlize Theron 85.40
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Faith Hill 77.10
Melissa Stark 75.00
Jennifer Aniston 68.32
Danica Patrick 59.17
Christa Miller 52.43
Jennifer Garner 47.10
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Grace Park 33.33
Cameron Diaz 31.67


My vote: Not. I hate that show, and she just doesn't do it for me.

[Ramzavail]

I'd trump her.

[FrogMan]

nothing to do with her show, she's just fugly to me, very Uma Thurmanesque fugly.

FM

[Radii]

not only isn't she hollywood standards hot, she's not normal person hot. She's the only person we've voted on so far that I'd say that about I believe.

[Kodos]

Looks like she is going to set a new standard for the bottom of the curve.

[gottimd]

A horse walks into a bar....the bartender says..."hey, why the long face?"

[Warhammer]

The was hot once upon a time, just not now.

[rkmsuf]

I get a boner looking at her in that Las Vegas movie. Beyond that not.

[Maple Leafs]

Looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

[George]

She's had her moments over the years, but I've got to go with "not."

[FrogMan]

Looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I like that one :)

FM

[Honolulu Blue]

By local singles bar standards, she's not too bad. That's about all I can say in her favor.

[kentontrace]

I'm mad - this is my first time voting...and I see people in the list that I want to vote Hot on :D

Oh well - had to vote not on this one.

[Daimyo]

My wife and I were talking about this a few days ago. My theory is that (with a few exceptions) only women think she's attractive.

[heybrad]

To give you an idea of how ugly I think she is, I never participate in these polls but immediately upon seeing her name felt compelled to add my vote to the ugly side.

This chick is fugly.

[cthomer5000]

The ultimate not.

[wade moore]

I might get flamed for this, but I still would take her over Cameron Diaz despite what this poll says.

[Raiders Army]

Not. She's got a bad nose.

Body isn't bad though.

[rkmsuf]

I might get flamed for this, but I still would take her over Cameron Diaz despite what this poll says.

There are times you look at that body and say "Praise the Ladies Man, I've found a home" but other times you get a full dose of the honker.

Plus she married Matthew Broderick. This guarantees she's terrible in the sack. You can forget third input or bukkake. I'd surmise she's strickly a bottom and Inpector Gadget has to do all the work.

[gottimd]

This chick is fugly.

ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, or ugly-ugly?

[Draft Dodger]

not hot.

I'd still hit it though, of course

[Ksyrup]

Hot in LA Story, but that was Joe Charbonneau-esque, apparently. She reminds me of Marisa Tomei - hot from a distance, but when you get up close...not so much. They both have ugly legs. Tomei's knees look like they belong on an 88-year old man.

[gkb]

nothing to do with her show, she's just fugly to me, very Uma Thurmanesque fugly.

FM

Sarah is fugly, gotta agree with you there. But Uma is a hottie. :)

[tarcone]

used to be hot. lover her in honey in vegas
no just plain ugly...used up and put away wet

[wade moore]

Sarah is fugly, gotta agree with you there. But Uma is a hottie. :)

This board, quite clearly, disagrees (and I'd say we were quite generous at that)...

[Lorena]

My wife and I were talking about this a few days ago. My theory is that (with a few exceptions) only women think she's attractive.

<---- Not this female... definitely NOT hot

[kcchief19]

Man ... brutal. Granted, we're grading on a scale here since she's going to be more attractive than your average person at the Department of Motor Vehicles, but I didn't think it would be that much of a no vote.

I don't think she's ugly, and I certainly wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers, but there are a lot of other celebrities I find much more attractive. On the personality scale, she may rate much higher. She seems much more entertaining than say Jessica Simpson.

[Anthony]

big nose and small tits, bad combo.

[duckman]

big nose and pancake flat tits, bad combo.

Fixed that for you.

[Bad-example]

Sarah is fugly, gotta agree with you there. But Uma is a hottie. :)

Agreed.

[st.cronin]

I've long been puzzled by how her career ever got started, since she's neither good looking nor talented. Is she from a famous family or something?

[Lathum]

I wouldn't even call her a drought buster.

[rkmsuf]

She looks like she smells fabulous. I'll give her that.

[vex]

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The psychiatrist will see you now.

[GrantDawg]

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The psychiatrist will see you now.


That's right. You're only allowed to find the same, botox filled, silcone enhanced, cookie cutter women hot, or you must be crazy. :rolleyes:

She has a dancers body, and the nose adds character to her face. She is "striking."

[Raiders Army]

The nose screams blow me.

[rkmsuf]

The nose screams blow me.

that's one of the most confusing things ever written here.

[Glengoyne]

The nose screams blow me.

Screaming Nose -- Bad
Blow me -- Good

[Runtheball]

Not hot.
Now, Mary Louise Parker (an occasional on The West Wing)... she's hot. She's very hot!

[Raiders Army]

that's one of the most confusing things ever written here.
Thanks. It was meant to be. For some reason, I chuckled at my own non-wit.

[wade moore]

Not hot.
Now, Mary Louise Parker (an occasional on The West Wing)... she's hot. She's very hot!

She doesn't show up on IMDB for West Wing, what role does she play?

[kingfc22]

She if fugly

[Draft Dodger]

She doesn't show up on IMDB for West Wing, what role does she play?

Amy Gardner - Josh's sort of girlfriend. other than one ep last year, she hasn't been on for a bit.

very hittable, along Mary McCormack.

[wade moore]

Amy Gardner - Josh's sort of girlfriend. other than one ep last year, she hasn't been on for a bit.

very hittable, along Mary McCormack.

Found pics on IMDB, I know who you're talkinga bout now ;)..

agreed on both accounts, but I'd rank Mary McCormack higher personally.

[GrantDawg]

Amy Gardner - Josh's sort of girlfriend. other than one ep last year, she hasn't been on for a bit.

very hittable, along Mary McCormack.


You watching "Weeds?" Great show.

[PackerFanatic]

Wow, she very well could be at the very bottom.

Kinda hot...not enough to get my vote.

[TheOhioStateUniversity]

Halle Berry will beat all these women, but Sarah Jessica Parker is not particularly attractive to me.

[sabotai]

Not, Not, a thousand times Not!

[MJ4H]

While I agree she is not at all attractive, I disagree with belittling others' tastes in anything.

[gottimd]

While I agree she is not at all attractive, I disagree with belittling others' tastes in anything.

The others on lost?

[FrogMan]

While I agree she is not at all attractive, I disagree with belittling others' tastes in anything.

and I agree with this statement. Different strokes for differen folks as they say... I still say she's fugly to me, not that anybody needs to see a doctor because he/she finds her attractive :)

FM

[hoosiergoody]

Back in the day, yes... Striking Distance/Honeymoon in Vegas yes. now - no...

[Cringer]

The more I look at the rankings list, the more I get disappointed in FOFCers. Kournikova should not be #1.

Anyways, atleast you guys are getting this one correct so far. Only 8 hots. lol

[cuervo72]

You watching "Weeds?" Great show.

This was all over the place on the free preview weekend, not that I watched any of it. But I did notice Mary Louise was in it. I give her a thumbs up, have since Fried Green Tomatoes (much better than Mary Stuart Masterson).

[Blade6119]

LOLOLOLOL, she is going to be the ugliest celeb by almost 30%...this is priceless(because i cant stand looking at her)

[Lorena]

Wow, this is almost embarassing. 7.58% hot? WOW! Alltime low I'm sure.

She's the ugliest of the 4 chicks on Sex and the City. I'd like to see a poll on Kim Cattrall... out of curiousity of course.

[Maple Leafs]

She is "striking."
She is "striking" every damn branch on the ugly tree.

[Blade6119]

She is "striking" every damn branch on the ugly tree.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Lorena]

She is "striking" every damn branch on the ugly tree.

:eek: ROFL! :D

[bulletsponge]

:) Kate Beckinsale is #2 on the list :cool:

[Blade6119]

:) Kate Beckinsale is #2 on the list :cool:
Drool...shes right up there with rachel mcadams and kelly monaco for me...damn their both so good looking

[bulletsponge]

Originally Posted by bulletsponge
Kate Beckinsale is #2 on the list

Drool...shes right up there with rachel mcadams and kelly monaco for me...damn their both so good looking

Hmmm, it seems you have as good a taste in women as i do

[Blade6119]

Hmmm, it seems you have as good a taste in women as i do
Bulletsponge, i like you...you get me:)

[Pumpy Tudors]

I'd like to see a poll on Kim Cattrall... out of curiousity of course.
A few months ago, I worked with a woman who looked like a redheaded Kim Cattrall. I enjoyed going to work every day.

[Rizon]

100% not. Probably one of the ugliest human beings ever to tromple dirt on the planet next to Otis Nixon.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Otis Nixon

By the way, Otis says hi.

http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/1363/otisnixon4to.jpg

[Buccaneer]

No way. Not with that nose. Imagine if she had Jolie's camel lips too. [shudder]

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Sarah Jessica Parker is one of the hottest guys in Hollywood.

[JeeberD]

Imagine if she had Jolie's camel lips too. [shudder]

She might actually be halfway decent looking then...

[Galaxy]

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The doctor will see you now.

[BYU 14]

She has a body like Venus and a face like a Collie........still she does get the probably wild in bed vote from me.

[kcchief19]

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The doctor will see you now.
I think bsak touched her left boob once. :D

[Dr. Sak]

Quit being a hater!!

[kcchief19]

Not hot.
Now, Mary Louise Parker (an occasional on The West Wing)... she's hot. She's very hot!
First time I saw her was in The Client and my first impression was that she was trailer-park hot. The odd thing about her is that I think the more she tries to look hot, the less hot she is and vice versa. If you look at photos at IMDB at awards ceremony and the like, she looks ... odd. But her in a tank top or a pay of glasses and all of a sudden she's super hot. But maybe that's just me.

Mary McCormack has gotten something going on ... I think it's her breasts.

[kcchief19]

Quit being a hater!!
I'm not a hater ... I love you, man. Not in a Schmidy-gets-drunk-and-gets-homoerotic-online way, but in a manly sort of way.

Plus, I'd give my left nut to touch Natalie's delicates.

[Dr. Sak]

I'm not a hater ... I love you, man. Not in a Schmidy-gets-drunk-and-gets-homoerotic-online way, but in a manly sort of way.

Plus, I'd give my left nut to touch Natalie's delicates.

That's fine as long as you arent asking me to watch Brokeback Mountain with you...:D

[Ksyrup]

I think we need 19 revotes. Then we can identify the Iron Maiden fans amongst us.



http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/1l/eddie-jessica-parker.jpg

[Kodos]

That's awesome.

[Julio Riddols]

What does Hoggle from Labyrinth have to do with an Iron Maiden cover or Sarah Jessica Parker?

[JonInMiddleGA]

Mary McCormack has gotten something going on ... I think it's her breasts.

Y'know, this was a good call 5 years ago & it still holds up pretty well today I think.

[Swaggs]

We need one of these for Emma Stone.

I'm curious to see what people think of her.

[Matthean]

We need one of these for Emma Stone.

I'm curious to see what people think of her.

Definite yes if a redhead.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Actually, we need a new one for Kathy Griffin... or perhaps "Emma Stone" is an alternate spelling of "Kathy Griffin."

[DanGarion]

I'm more than happy to take over these duties is Kodos doesn't want to do it.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I'm more than happy to take over these duties is Kodos doesn't want to do it.
Cool, start with Kathy Griffin, move on to Lily Allen, and I think Ernest Borgnine is next.

[DanGarion]

Cool, start with Kathy Griffin, move on to Lily Allen, and I think Ernest Borgnine is next.

No.

[Kodos]

I'm more than happy to take over these duties is Kodos doesn't want to do it.

Have at it, sir.

[SteveMax58]

I think we need 19 revotes. Then we can identify the Iron Maiden fans amongst us.



http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l146/mon_montrose/1l/eddie-jessica-parker.jpg

http://theflickcast.com/wp-content/uploads//crypt-keeper.jpg

[DanGarion]

Have at it, sir.

Thanks, I think we are at 56, so I made a spreadsheet on google docs with your old CHoN votes as well.

[Glengoyne]

So is Barbara Streisand up next?


Edit: When I saw this thread, I thought this series had been resurrected "poorly".

[DanGarion]

So is Barbara Streisand up next?


Edit: When I saw this thread, I thought this series had been resurrected "poorly".

Don't worry I got it covered, if you have any nominations I'm more than happy to oblige just PM or post it in the new poll. But I don't think I will be doing Barbara any time soon... ;)