View Full Version : Celebrity Hot or Not..Affirmative Action Edition..Halle Berry
TheOhioStateUniversity
04-10-2006, 08:57 PM
In celebration of diversity and all that jazz I will begin the celebrity hot or not affirmative action edition with Halle Berry....I vote hot.
pics for those that may need a refresher...The xxp may be too racy for work.
http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/b/berry/3C7V035045655.jpg
http://www.kfilmu.net/obrazky/herci/halle-berry.jpg
hxxp://hem.passagen.se/demonskin/q/g/images/DS003-067-HalleBerry-FHM-02.jpg
hxxp://static.flickr.com/25/55081434_115295ad09.jpg
cougarfreak
04-10-2006, 09:04 PM
smokin' in my book
DaddyTorgo
04-10-2006, 09:06 PM
there needs to be a trout option.
ya know i really don't know with her. when she's on it's "hell yeah" but sometimes she's just kinda..."meh"
i think i honestly like her better with shorter hair, which is funny cuz 98% of women i like with longer hair
cuervo72
04-10-2006, 09:13 PM
i think i honestly like her better with shorter hair, which is funny cuz 98% of women i like with longer hair
I agree with this.
And...hot.
JeeberD
04-10-2006, 09:14 PM
Smokin' hot
SackAttack
04-10-2006, 09:15 PM
I always liked her because she's got that whole "Ridiculously wealthy in the entertainment industry despite significant hearing loss" thing going on. Something of an inspiration.
Hot, though? On her good days, yes. Not so much on anything short of that.
Groundhog
04-10-2006, 09:17 PM
Loved her in the X-Men movie. Since then, not so much. Don't know why that is.
Young Drachma
04-10-2006, 10:03 PM
affirmative action edition
TheOhioStateUniversity
04-10-2006, 10:11 PM
Yes this version will consist of all minorities...well Halle's mixed but that counts too. The regular poll was extremely eurocentric.
BYU 14
04-10-2006, 10:29 PM
Halle is one of my top 2 of all time (Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles, circa 1985 of course, is the other) I have endured the Flintstones Movie far too many times just ogle at her in that Cavewoman outfit.....And of course Monsters Ball goes without saying.
M GO BLUE!!!
04-10-2006, 10:37 PM
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oiiiiing!
Halle gets a special Three "Thumbs" Up!
(But she's still a nutjob...)
EagleFan
04-10-2006, 11:08 PM
Halle is one of my top 2 of all time (Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles, circa 1985 of course, is the other) I have endured the Flintstones Movie far too many times just ogle at her in that Cavewoman outfit.....And of course Monsters Ball goes without saying.
I got to meet Susanna Hoffs when she was on her solo tour. A tiny little thing and cute as hell.
Wolfpack
04-10-2006, 11:16 PM
Halle is one of my top 2 of all time (Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles, circa 1985 of course, is the other) I have endured the Flintstones Movie far too many times just ogle at her in that Cavewoman outfit.....And of course Monsters Ball goes without saying.
Where does that leave Swordfish? Or at least those precious few seconds of it? :)
Eaglesfan27
04-10-2006, 11:35 PM
In my top 10 list.
BYU 14
04-11-2006, 12:02 AM
I got to meet Susanna Hoffs when she was on her solo tour. A tiny little thing and cute as hell.
The video for eternal Flame where she is on the Beach, with those big Eyes...WOW!
BYU 14
04-11-2006, 12:03 AM
Where does that leave Swordfish? Or at least those precious few seconds of it? :)
Dude, I only have two hands :D
GrantDawg
04-11-2006, 12:25 AM
I got to meet Susanna Hoffs when she was on her solo tour. A tiny little thing and cute as hell.
"Close your eyes. Give me your hand, darling."
I'll give you my hand baby, but I couldn't even blink if you paid me.
tucker342
04-11-2006, 12:31 AM
She is very hot. She might be in my top 10 at least top 15
saldana
04-11-2006, 01:04 AM
i am obviously in the minority in this one...she doesnt do alot for me, monsters ball was an awful ass movie...and the scene at the beginning where billy bob banged the hooker was better than the halle scenes...cant stand her as storm, and HATED her as Jinx...i am going with not
EagleFan
04-11-2006, 01:29 AM
i am obviously in the minority in this one...she doesnt do alot for me, monsters ball was an awful ass movie...and the scene at the beginning where billy bob banged the hooker was better than the halle scenes...cant stand her as storm, and HATED her as Jinx...i am going with not
What does your opinion of Monster's Ball being a bad movie have to do with Halle Berry being hot or not? Just curious.
She is freaking smoking hot (IMHO). It seems that the hottest women are those of mixed parents of some sort. Her, Jessica Alba, Shakira...
TazFTW
04-11-2006, 01:42 AM
The poll needs to have the voters shown, so that there may be belittling.
MIJB#19
04-11-2006, 02:41 AM
Yes this version will consist of all minorities...well Halle's mixed but that counts too. The regular poll was extremely eurocentric.
You want Eurocentric? I'll keep Kodos hostage and force him to actually poll a European woman for a change!:p
Izulde
04-11-2006, 05:11 AM
Without question, one of the ugliest and overrated actresses today.
JonInMiddleGA
04-11-2006, 06:05 AM
Without question, one of the ugliest and overrated actresses today.
Ain't that the ever lovin' truth.
George
04-11-2006, 07:37 AM
Don't know about the acting, but I'd say "hot."
KevinNU7
04-11-2006, 08:23 AM
19 of you are idots
TheOhioStateUniversity
04-11-2006, 08:59 AM
Izulde, how you could ever consider her UGLY is beyond my comprehension. If we lived in a world where she was ugly, I would be in heaven.
KWhit
04-11-2006, 09:15 AM
She's definitely not ugly, but is she hot by celebrity sex-symbol standards? Not so much, IMO.
And over-rated as an actress? Definitely!
Schmidty
04-11-2006, 09:16 AM
She is very unattractive to me. She looks like Wanda Sykes with lyposuction.
Pumpy Tudors
04-11-2006, 09:20 AM
She is very unattractive to me. She looks like Wanda Sykes with lyposuction.
wait what's wrong with wanda sykes
omg i've already said too much
cuervo72
04-11-2006, 09:33 AM
wait what's wrong with wanda sykes
omg i've already said too much
Wanda would probably be pretty wild, actually...
GrantDawg
04-11-2006, 09:41 AM
Wanda would probably be pretty wild, actually...
She is.....I mean, yeah, she probably is.
Pumpy Tudors
04-11-2006, 09:45 AM
She is.....I mean, yeah, she probably is.
:eek:
saldana
04-11-2006, 11:39 AM
the last 5 or so posts (starting with schmitdy's) might call for a new award for best string of LMAO posts....and to elaborate on my earlier statements...the last time i thought she was hot was The Program.
Desnudo
04-11-2006, 11:43 AM
My personal favorite. The fact she's obviously loony tunes make her even hotter (for a one night stand). I can't understand how anyone could think she's ugly.
vtbub
04-11-2006, 12:46 PM
I'm an idiot. I can't stand her.
Subby
04-11-2006, 01:00 PM
Halle Berry in Monster's Ball.
Holy god.
dawgfan
04-11-2006, 01:18 PM
Halle Berry is in my top-5.
Don't find her remotely attractive.
19 of you are idots
Quoted for hilarity.
WSUCougar
04-11-2006, 02:38 PM
"FOFC says I'm only 76% hot..."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1890000/images/_1891703_halle_ap.jpg
dawgfan
04-11-2006, 02:41 PM
Don't find her remotely attractive.
Quoted for posterity. I'm not really sure how it's possible that you don't find her remotely attractive, but hey - the more others don't agree with my taste in women, the less competition for me...
MikeVic
04-11-2006, 02:44 PM
Will this count in an official Hot or Not? Because now how can we re-do a poll? Isn't that weird? And I think we need Halle Berry in the official Hot or Not voting at some point.
WSUCougar
04-11-2006, 02:44 PM
the more others don't agree with my taste in women, the less competition for me...
Hey, my Dawg Brother, this isn't Front Office Fantasy Dates. I think you and Halle are a longshot.
Kodos
04-11-2006, 02:55 PM
Will this count in an official Hot or Not? Because now how can we re-do a poll? Isn't that weird? And I think we need Halle Berry in the official Hot or Not voting at some point.
I can't sanction a non-official result. The rookie didn't even let us see who voted for Hot and who did Not. On the other hand, it'd be silly to run another vote. So, I will probably just exclude Halle from the pool for Celebrity Hot or Not. TM :)
Subby
04-11-2006, 02:57 PM
She's alright. I'm more into black chicks though.
dawgfan
04-11-2006, 03:06 PM
Hey, my Dawg Brother, this isn't Front Office Fantasy Dates. I think you and Halle are a longshot.
Why, isn't she still single?
Desnudo
04-11-2006, 03:16 PM
Why, isn't she still single?
I think he was referring to the fact that long distance relationships never work.
dawgfan
04-11-2006, 04:25 PM
I think he was referring to the fact that long distance relationships never work.
That is a tough one. But I think she'd enjoy living in Seattle when she's not off filming somewhere.
I'm not really sure how it's possible that you don't find her remotely attractive, but hey - the more others don't agree with my taste in women, the less competition for me...
Why are you not sure? Do you believe everybody has the same tastes? Honestly this has always baffled me why people say something like this. Look, we don't all like the same things. The world would really suck if we did.
Quoted for posterity.
You know, it is not as if I am ashamed of what I said or I am going to change my mind and try to come back and edit it to say the opposite later. OH MAN HE QUOTED IT I WAS PWNED
dawgfan
04-11-2006, 05:16 PM
You know, it is not as if I am ashamed of what I said or I am going to change my mind and try to come back and edit it to say the opposite later. OH MAN HE QUOTED IT I WAS PWNED
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1597/320/Francis.jpg
Lighten up, Francis.
Hey I'm cool. Just seemed strange. It's all good.
dawgfan
04-11-2006, 05:24 PM
Here's the thing - intellectually, I can understand people deciding that Halle Berry isn't hot. Someone thinking she's just decent or even just OK - I can dig. I don't share that opinion even remotely, but I understand that everyone's tastes are different. I'm one of the apparently few people around here that doesn't find Anna Kournikova to be all that, and I'm one of the relatively few that really dig Uma Thurman and Cameron Diaz. Anna's attractive, but not in an "Oh my God!" kind of way for me, nor is she as hot as Cameron and Uma IMO.
But a few people in this thread have actually stated they think she's ugly - this I don't understand at all, and I suspect such statements are hyperbole. I can't see any objective measure that would place her in the realm of "ugly".
TheOhioStateUniversity
04-11-2006, 05:33 PM
I'm with you dawgfan, if she's ugly I'd love to see pictures of the women they are with....
I wouldn't call her ugly, but there are at least 40 people I see in person every day of my life I would be more attracted to. She does have some rather severe features, though, and that is not everyone's cup of tea. As far as your other opinions, I disagree about Anna (I put her firmly in the oh my god camp) and I really dig Uma and Cameron Diaz (actually Cameron circa The Mask much more than now).
JonInMiddleGA
04-11-2006, 05:40 PM
I can't see any objective measure that would place her in the realm of "ugly".
Simple dawgfan ...
http://www.my-wc.com/celebs/hb/halle1.jpg
is getting too close to looking like this
http://www.bondmovies.net/girls/grace-jones.jpg
TheOhioStateUniversity
04-11-2006, 05:40 PM
MattJonesForHeisman I want to be where you are because Im at Ohio State with 50,000+ students and I have NEVER seen anyone I would say is MORE attractive than Halle Berry, hell maybe a handful AS attractive as halle berry.
EagleFan
04-11-2006, 05:48 PM
MattJonesForHeisman I want to be where you are because Im at Ohio State with 50,000+ students and I have NEVER seen anyone I would say is MORE attractive than Halle Berry, hell maybe a handful AS attractive as halle berry.
You answered your question already...
Im at Ohio State
Where not only don't they teach how to use the "insert key", but it appears that they don't teach punctuation. :D
MattJonesForHeisman I want to be where you are because Im at Ohio State with 50,000+ students and I have NEVER seen anyone I would say is MORE attractive than Halle Berry, hell maybe a handful AS attractive as halle berry.
You just need to remember that I'm not as attracted to her as you are, so it doesn't take all that much for me to be more attracted to a girl. Like I said, I wouldn't call her ugly, but she is far from my cup of tea.
BYU 14
04-11-2006, 05:58 PM
Simple dawgfan ...
http://www.my-wc.com/celebs/hb/halle1.jpg
is getting too close to looking like this
http://www.bondmovies.net/girls/grace-jones.jpg
Even if those paths ever did cross, (Not likely before Halle turns 60) the one key difference will always be that Halle Berry will never be able to beat me at Arm Wrestling. :)
Desnudo
04-11-2006, 06:40 PM
I wouldn't call her ugly, but there are at least 40 people I see in person every day of my life I would be more attracted to. She does have some rather severe features, though, and that is not everyone's cup of tea. As far as your other opinions, I disagree about Anna (I put her firmly in the oh my god camp) and I really dig Uma and Cameron Diaz (actually Cameron circa The Mask much more than now).
I agree, her perfect breasts are rather severe when contrasted against all others.
TheOhioStateUniversity
04-13-2006, 08:32 PM
bump for any last minute voters.
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