Wisdom is sometimes found in the strangest of places...

[oliegirl]

These pearls of wisdom were found on signs in bathrooms across the country:


Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE


Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC


If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC


Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO


No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC


At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ


It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ


Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT


If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .


If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC


Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ


You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA


No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA

~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

[Pumpy Tudors]

No words of wisdom from me, but speaking of bathroom walls, I used to see the following series of comments practically every day in college. They were written on the wall of the third floor men's restroom in the University of New Orleans Performing Arts Center (the home building of my department, so I was there most days). I'll number them in the order that they were apparently written.

1. WHY AL
2. BECAUSE YOUR A DICKHEAD
3. "YOU'RE" - WE ARE IN COLLEGE AREN'T WE?
4. NO IT'S NOT. BEN FRANKLIN [High School] IS MORE ADVANCED THAN THIS BULLSHIT!!!

So I learned a lot in college.

[st.cronin]

I will never forget this sequence of graffiti:

1. I LIKE GRILS
2. THAT'S GIRLS, MORON
3. HEY, WHAT ABOUT US GRILS???

[Fonzie]

At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

I've eaten at Bentley's. Good food.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I will never forget this sequence of graffiti:

1. I LIKE GRILS
2. THAT'S GIRLS, MORON
3. HEY, WHAT ABOUT US GRILS???
I love it!

[M GO BLUE!!!]

As you sit
To take a shit
Read this now
And think a bit
The last time that
I beat my meat
Was on this very toilet seat!

[Glengoyne]

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.

My favorite by a long shot

[Dutch]

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

I like this one. :)

[Vince]

At UCSB, people had an obsession with Grout. In just about every bathroom on campus with tile, there was ink all over the grout with clever usages of the word Grout. I'm still not sure there was more than one person involved.

[Karlifornia]

My favorite by a long shot


agreed