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Easy Mac
04-12-2006, 10:25 PM
Got this email from Sendit.com, a video game/movie store in the UK (bought FM whatever #)

Subject: Where Men Are Men and Sheep Are Nervous

Body:
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Strangely, the only memorable parts of the movie were the sheep scenes (and the Anne Hathaway boobs, which were still done better in Havoc).

Maple Leafs
04-12-2006, 10:48 PM
When a cowboy fucks a sheep, do you know why he always does it near the edge of a cliff?

Easy Mac
04-12-2006, 10:49 PM
because that's where ewe like it.

Pumpy Tudors
04-13-2006, 07:37 AM
When a cowboy fucks a sheep, do you know why he always does it near the edge of a cliff?
You know better than to try that joke here. I don't see many laughs coming. :(

Qwikshot
04-13-2006, 07:40 AM
See I don't get it, wouldn't the sheep be happy that the men are uhm...occupied with each other?

Maple Leafs
04-13-2006, 10:31 AM
You know better than to try that joke here. I don't see many laughs coming. :(
I've decided to do this in as many threads as possible, just to entertain you.