Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 37: Kate Winslet

[Kodos]

Near...
Far...
Wherever you are...
You are hot in my heart and my heart will go on and on...

Kate Winslet sets sail in Celebrity Hot or Not. Will she reach her destination, or will the not hotness sink her ship?

Oh, and Eva Mendes didn't live up to her fanatical fanbase's expectations, as she finished almost 15 percentage points behind reigning queen Anna Kournikova. All hail the Queen! :p

Previous Voting Results


Anna Kournikova 90.97
Kate Beckinsale 90.51
Jessica Alba 89.78
Scarlett Johansen 86.45
Shania Twain 86.09
Natalie Portman 86.06
Charlize Theron 85.40
Keira Knightley 84.18
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Faith Hill 77.10
Eva Mendes 76.26
Melissa Stark 75.00
Christina Milian 70.97
Jennifer Aniston 68.32
Kirsten Dunst 61.01
Angie Harmon 60.00
Danica Patrick 59.17
Reese Witherspoon 58.05
Christa Miller 52.43
Jennifer Garner 47.10
Sandra Bullock 44.65
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Katie Holmes 43.28
Parminder Nagra 38.64
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Grace Park 33.33
Cameron Diaz 31.67
Madonna 14.47
Sarah Jessica Parker 11.05


I'm not generally in to redheads, but Kate has some nice assets working in her favor. I brand her: Hot.

[sabotai]

Oh hell yeah!

[Neuqua]

I'll give her a "hot" but barely.

[Swaggs]

She is a rare breed.

5-10 years ago, I would say not. Now, she is definitely hot.

[stevew]

One of my favorites.

[Schmidty]

HOTTEST EVER.

I refuse to respect any "man" who doesn't find her amazingly hot.

[Neuqua]

HOTTEST EVER.

I refuse to respect any "man" who doesn't find her amazingly hot.

No loss to me.

[Schmidty]

No loss to me.

Your nipples must be sensitive tonight. Did someone sexy tweak them too hard?

[Schmidty]

Here ya go Sunny:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=hyperbole

[tucker342]

Only good part of Titanic was seeing her boobies :)

[Neuqua]

Now that I think about it...

Besides Swaggs, Bsak, Koji, Steve, Radii, Maple Leafs, Kaz, Ross, kcchief, Chief Rum, Vtbub, tuan, dangorian, and ScottVib, you are my favorite owner in RWBL.

I do like you better than Bug though.

[Schmidty]

Now that I think about it...

Besides Swaggs, Bsak, Koji, Steve, Radii, Maple Leafs, Kaz, Ross, kcchief, Chief Rum, Vtbub, tuan, dangorian, and ScottVib, you are my favorite owner in RWBL.

I do like you better than Bug though.

In a wierd way, that actually hurts.

I guess you win.

[Schmidty]

BUT NOT REALLY!!!!!! :D

[Neuqua]

Happy Anniversary!

[Schmidty]

Happy Anniversary!

You aren't kidding it was happy.

I feel this great 6 times a year!!!! Marriage is GREAT!!!!!!!!!

[Neuqua]

I'm going to bed now Schmidty, good night.

[Schmidty]

I am going to take a shit.

Sleep tight.

[Antmeister]

She is somewhat hot, so I voted for her. However in about 5 years, she will probably not be on the hot list.

[Fouts]

I only remember her from Titanic, so not hot.

[MIJB#19]

I only remember her from Titanic, so not hot.
:imwithstupid:

[ice4277]

I'd hit it. But that's probably not saying much.

[Blade6119]

i voted not, as shes just above average. Id hit it doesnt mean hot, as most guys would hit a lot of girls that arent hot. So no, shes not hot

[jeff061]

Didn't like her in Titanic as much. She catapults to hot after seeing her in that flick with Jim Carey.

[Raiders Army]

Not

[FBPro]

Not

[Draft Dodger]

Now that I think about it...

Besides Swaggs, Bsak, Koji, Steve, Radii, Maple Leafs, Kaz, Ross, kcchief, Chief Rum, Vtbub, tuan, dangorian, and ScottVib, you are my favorite owner in RWBL.

I do like you better than Bug though.

:mad:





:D

[Butter]

Only good part of Titanic was seeing her boobies.

I like coming in these threads, picking out a response that jibes with what I'm thinking, then just quoting it for no reason. Think of it as post-whoring with a purpose.

[Toddzilla]

This is the first celebrity in which I was torn on how to vote. Without question, I think Kate is astoundingly gorgeous. But hot? I just don't think so. So I had to vote no.

P.S. However, the guys who had this same kind of internal debate over Jessica Alba need to turn in their man card. ;)

[KWhit]

Not. She's too thick for my tastes in celebrity hotness.

[DanGarion]

Now that I think about it...

Besides Swaggs, Bsak, Koji, Steve, Radii, Maple Leafs, Kaz, Ross, kcchief, Chief Rum, Vtbub, tuan, dangorian, and ScottVib, you are my favorite owner in RWBL.

I do like you better than Bug though.
Who's this dangorian fella?

[Draft Dodger]

Not. She's too thick for my tastes in celebrity hotness.

her thickness is one of her best features!

[Young Drachma]

She is really pretty. She shoots and scores. I mean, really. After Sandra Bullock, I sure backed myself into a corner on the whole hotness scale.

lol

[DanGarion]

her thickness is one of her best features!
He doesn't understand that the female body is supposed to have some meat on it.

[KWhit]

He doesn't understand that the female body is supposed to have some meat on it.

Thin is in.

[Pumpy Tudors]

He doesn't understand that the female body is supposed to have some meat on it.
i'd like to put some meat on it
what

[wade moore]

her thickness is one of her best features!

w0rd!

[Subby]

One of the hottest women alive. When she showed her panties in Eternal Sunshine... I thought I was going to spontaneously combust.

[Anthony]

nah. i've seen hotter.

[rkmsuf]

Oooh I have a thing for her. Man in the boat overboard...hot!!!!!!!!!

[Draft Dodger]

One of the hottest women alive. When she showed her panties in Eternal Sunshine... I thought I was going to spontaneously combust.

I've got that tivod. I guess now I have to watch the silly thing.

[WSUCougar]

One of the hottest women alive
Seriously? I think she's attractive, but damn.

[rkmsuf]

Seriously? I think she's attractive, but damn.

It's hard to explain but hot damn she's a boner machine.

[Swaggs]

I am thinking that a lot of folks have not seen her in the past 2-3 years, because she went from being somewhat pudgy, but attractive to smoking hot. I'm not sure if she had plastic surgery (I don't think she did) or just worked her ass off and got in shape, but she looks great now.

[Draft Dodger]

I am thinking that a lot of folks have not seen her in the past 2-3 years, because she went from being somewhat pudgy, but attractive to smoking hot. I'm not sure if she had plastic surgery (I don't think she did) or just worked her ass off and got in shape, but she looks great now.

so, she's kind of like the Subby of Celebrity Hot or Not?

[BrianD]

Nice to see a woman on this list that is actually shaped like a woman.

[Buccaneer]

Not really. Another one of those "pasty complexion" beauties.

[Buccaneer]

But then again, I only remember her from the Titanic days.

[Subby]

so, she's kind of like the Subby of Celebrity Hot or Not? http://www.thefofl.com/images/deargod.gif

http://www.thefofl.com/images/Chris.JPG

[rkmsuf]

I kind of like fat Subby.

[Subby]

So does Hostess, Inc..

[Bonegavel]

I could listen to that accent all day.

[cuervo72]

So does Hostess, Inc..

And David Letterman's hair stylist.

[Lorena]

Oh, and Eva Mendes didn't live up to her fanatical fanbase's expectations, as she finished almost 15 percentage points behind reigning queen Anna Kournikova. All hail the Queen! :p

Not bad, but not quite the turnout I expected. There are 3 things for certain: death, taxes, and Eva Mendes' hotness.

As far as Kate is concerned, I voted no. Pretty, yes, can't deny it; but hot... meh.

[JeeberD]

Hot, especially when she's redheaded...

[st.cronin]

Her hotness is like gravity, it can't be explained, it can only be observed.

[Glengoyne]

Her hotness is like gravity, it can't be explained, it can only be observed.

I really thought you said her hottness was like Gravy, and I was at a loss. I thought we were talking about Subby again.

[Vince]

I really thought you said her hottness was like Gravy, and I was at a loss. I thought we were talking about Subby again.

+1

[Godzilla Blitz]

Yuck. I usually vote before looking at the results or reading the thread, and I figured she'd be at 20% hot. Am I looking at the same Kate Winslet?

[KWhit]

Yuck. I usually vote before looking at the results or reading the thread, and I figured she'd be at 20% hot. Am I looking at the same Kate Winslet?

I'm with you. Very strange voting here.

It's probably the same people who think Rachael Ray is hot.

[wade moore]

I'm with you. Very strange voting here.

It's probably the same people who think Rachael Ray is hot.

For once I'd agree with you if we had that vote ;)...

[Raiders Army]

I'm with you. Very strange voting here.

It's probably the same people who think Rachael Ray is hot.
Agreed. Giada De Laurentiis and Sandra Lee are much hotter.

[rkmsuf]

Agreed. Giada De Laurentiis and Sandra Lee are much hotter.

Giada has fabulous looking boobs.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I really, really like Kate Winslet, and I don't know why. Is that so wrong? :(

[DanGarion]

Agreed. Giada De Laurentiis and Sandra Lee are much hotter.
I'd pass on all three.

Rachel Ray is anoying sounding.

Giada has a HUGE head and never stops smiling.

Sandra Lee has fake boobs and they don't look that good.

[Raiders Army]

I'd pass on all three.

Rachel Ray is anoying sounding.

Giada has a HUGE head and never stops smiling.

Sandra Lee has fake boobs and they don't look that good.
You're forgetting...

It would be a challenge to get Giada to stop smiling and fake boobs still feel real.

And they all can cook. Big plus in my mind.

[ISiddiqui]

HOT... and the accent is a nice added bonus.

[Buccaneer]

Giada has fabulous looking boobs.

And that is her only physical asset. That face and particularly that frozen-on smile is very scary looking.

[KWhit]

Giada is unbelievably hot. #1 in my book.

[kingfc22]

HOT... and the accent is a nice added bonus.

Agreed

[DanGarion]

Giada is unbelievably hot. #1 in my book.
So that's what's wrong with you.

My fiancee thinks I have a thing for her because I watch her show all the time, but she just doesn't do it for me in the looks department. I love what she cooks though.

[cuervo72]

Giada is unbelievably hot. #1 in my book.

Wow, and here I thought you didn't like women with breasts.

[Glengoyne]

Yuck. I usually vote before looking at the results or reading the thread, and I figured she'd be at 20% hot. Am I looking at the same Kate Winslet?



This was as far as my search went.

Link 1 (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2543/KateWinsle_Vespa_3318350_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Winslet,%20Kate&seq=78)

Link 2 (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2638/KateWinsle_Kambo_3823553_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Winslet,%20Kate&seq=82)

I'm thinking you're thinking of a different Kate Winslett.

[Godzilla Blitz]

This was as far as my search went.

Link 1 (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2543/KateWinsle_Vespa_3318350_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Winslet,%20Kate&seq=78)

Link 2 (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2638/KateWinsle_Kambo_3823553_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Winslet,%20Kate&seq=82)

I'm thinking you're thinking of a different Kate Winslett.

In that first photo...

We had a cat that used to make what we would call "stinky face" after she would lick her butt clean.

That's what that photo reminds me of: our cat's "stinky face".

And her body looks dumpy, her breasts saggy.

The second photo...

Well, not bad, but kind of "plasticy" and not close to hot.

For me anyway.

[MIJB#19]

You guys are lucky, you don't have to avoid ggigling while thinking 'slut' every time you simply read that name...

[Lorena]

HOT... and the accent is a nice added bonus.

The only time I hear an accent is when she says certain words like prosciutto, mozzarella, or riccotta. I dunno, her supposed accent doesn't seem real for some reason :confused:

[JeeberD]

I think he was talking about Winslet...

[Antmeister]

Wow....Kate couldn't even get 60%.

[Lorena]

I think he was talking about Winslet...

Oh... DUH!

Well Giada De Laurentiis's supposed accent drives me nuts anyway.

[Bonegavel]

I'd pass on all three.

Rachel Ray is anoying sounding.

Giada has a HUGE head and never stops smiling.

Sandra Lee has fake boobs and they don't look that good.

Rachel has Joker-mouth and man-hands on top of the annoying voice.

Giada: better than always frowning and she is the cutest of the 3.

Sandra Lee's might be fake but they wobble oh-so-nicely when she whisks. Those suckers are going to hang down to her knees in about 15 years.

As for the Kate (subject of the thread) there is just something about her that makes her hot other than pure looks (because she has gone through phases where her body has hit the ACK! zone).

[rkmsuf]

And that is her only physical asset. That face and particularly that frozen-on smile is very scary looking.

That's ok. Whenever I happen on her show I just stare at her boobs and imagine them popping out as she is cooking. They kind of jiggle a little sometimes too.

[Crim]

I didn't get in before the poll closed, but I would have been in the "Hot" camp... (dramatic pause)... then I found this: http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/blarepierce/Kate.jpg


rofl